Hai.

The names Jordon, but you can call me HungerGamesGleek. 13 years young, and in love with anything to do with Britain. Lets just say i dont live there.

I enjoy and obsess over many things. Those include... Glee, Austin&Ally (i dont care, if its a disney channel show, im gonna watch it cause its good!), One Direction, Cher Lloyd, Ed Sheeran, Olly Murs (remember i love british things.) Oh and i really like R5.

My celeb crushes: ( im gonna name them by show/ movie )

Glee:

Mark Salling

The Avengers:

Chris Evans

Robert Downey Jr.

Hunger Games:

Alexander Ludwig

Josh Hutcherson

Random:

Niall Horan From One Direction

Louis Tomlinson From One Direction

Favorite Actresses/Girl Singer ( gonna name them by show/movie )

Glee:

Lea Michele

Naya Rivera

Dianna Agron

The Avengers:

Scarlett Johansson

Hunger Games:

Jennifer Lawrence

Isabelle Fuhrman

Amandla Stenberg

Random:

Cher Lloyd

Rydel Lynch

Eleanor Calder

Perrie Edwards

My Favorite Actors/Guy singer (name them by show/movie)

Glee:

Mark Salling

Chris Colfer

Darren Criss

The Avengers:

Robert Downey Jr.

Chris Evans

Chris Hemsworth

Jeremy Renner

Tom Hiddleston

The Hunger Games:

Alexander Ludwig

Josh Hutcherson

Jack Quaid

Random:

Justin Bieber

One Direction

Rest of R5 besides Rydel

I ship

Glee:

Santana/Rachel

Rachel/Kurt (friendship, and relationship)

Puck/Rachel

Sam/Quinn

Artie/Britney

Blaine/Kurt

The Avengers:

Tony/Natasha (Iron Man/Black Widow)

Steve/Natasha(Captain America/Black Widow)

Clint/Natasha(Hawkeye/Black Widow)

Hunger Games ( all of the books ):

Katniss/Peeta

Katniss/Cato

Katniss/Clove ( friendship)

Glimmer/Marvel

Thresh/Rue ( i dont know why)

Katniss/Finnick

Austin and Ally: Austin/Ally

A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle.

Girl:Slow down, i'm scared.

Guy:No, this is fun.

Girl:No it's not, please, it's so scary.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl:I love you, slow down.

Guy:Now give me a big hug

She gave him a big hug

Guy:Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself, It's really bothering me

The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks weren't working, but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loves him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live, even if it meant that he would die. If you would do the same for the person you love, copy this in your pro

You know you live in 2013 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name or facebook

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION . "Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

If you have ever wanted to slap someone, but restrained yourself, congratulations, and copy and paste this to your profile.

98 percent of teenagers, do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy this to your profile

If you have ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are against any kind of abuse, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you talk to yourself and aren't afraid to admit it copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have music in your soul copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are against animal cruelty put this in your profile.

If you feel the need to read through someone's profile even when you don't know them, copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE then it's strange. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

My knight in shining amour turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?

The road to success is always under construction.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement

Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'?

Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.

No I won't go to hell! It has a restraining order against me.

I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

I live in my own little world- but it's ok, they know me there.

The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my super powers.

Oh, I have a photographic memory... it just hasn't developed yet

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing, or a combination of both, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

If you're happy and you know it clap your hands...and then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension. Copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

Sometimes a heart cant afford to be just friends.

Every girl has something special about her.

I live in a world full of bunnies and unicorns. But those bunnies are cutting themselves and the unicorns are acting all emo again...

Slinky Escalator = Endless fun

Engineering: 'How will this work?' Science: ‘Why will this work?' Management: 'When will this work? Liberal Arts: ‘Do you want fries with that?

God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made women.

I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.

Death is God's way of saying you're fired. Suicide is human’s way of saying you can't fire me, I quit.

I hear your silence loud and clear.

Why do today what you could put off till tomorrow?

How can I miss you if you never left?

I'm not with stupid anymore!

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more.

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse!

Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't. Weird…

Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls… and poles… and other stuff…

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'

Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men?

Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?

People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought…

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

Tell the truth and run.

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic...

Why do people say, “You can't have your cake and eat it too?” Why would someone get cake if they can't eat it?

When life hand you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Don't mess with me I've got a stick.

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend than copy this to your profile.

If you have sudden mood changes out of nowhere copy and paste this into your profile.

There is nothing wrong with any religion, race, sexual orientation, or gender. If you believe in tolerance towards all people, copy and paste this into your profile.

A simple friend wonders about your romantic history. A real friend could blackmail you with it. A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names A real friend has their phone numbers in his address book. A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest. A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps themselves.

Wouldn't it be fun to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate? Anon.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and then the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. Anon.

-Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this and put it in your profile.

-98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

-People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

-If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

- 92 of teens moved on to rap music. If you're part of the 8 that listens to more tasteful things, put this in your profile.

- If you hate obnoxious and snobby people, put this in your profile.

- If you love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love chocolate, put this in you your profile.

- 98 of teenagers have sex, do drugs and drink alchohol. Put this into your profile in you are included in that 2 that doesn't, mainly because you are sitting at home, reading and being a good young child.

- If you have ever copied and pasted something into your profile, put this in your profile.

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're one of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS:Will sit at the side of the pool withyou at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS:Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!

If you have/had a scary crush on a book, anime, or game character, then copy and post this into your profile.

If you've ever fallen UP stairs, copy this on your profile!

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are against fur coats, clothing, etc, and the people who kill the animals don't use the meat, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been watching a T.V show, and when the commercials came on you forgot what you were watching copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a random song pop into your head at the most completely and utter worst time but you sing it anyway copy this into your profile.

If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think that I'm making you think too much, copy this to your profile.

If you have an annoying younger--or older-- sibling, please copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you have read this copy and paste it into your profile!

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! !! Yaaaaaaaaaay I am HYPEEEEEEER!! OUCH! Damn Leprechaun

If you are an idiot sometimes and PROUD OF IT copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever fallen backwards off of a chair, copy this onto your profile

If you have ever asked a question with an obvious answer, copy this onto your profile

If you are addicted to vampires and would kill to become one, copy this onto your profile

If you have read past 2 in the morning, copy this onto your profile

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile. "Does 'IDIOT' count?"

If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at mabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile! Make a wish, and hope it happens...

she said that she wanted to get high- he took her to the tallest hill in town. she said that she wanted to stay up all night & drink- he gave her a 12 pack of caffeinated pepsi & said ‘drink up’ she said that she wanted to shoot herself- he gave her a water gun, put her finger on the trigger & aimed it at her face. she said that she wanted to cut herself up- he took a polaroid of her, handed it to her along w. scissors & had her cut it up. she said that she wanted to see her blood- he took her to get her earz pierced. she said that she wanted to cry herself to sleep- he had her watch a sad romantic movie before bed. she said that she wanted to be alone- he gave her a nametag that sad "my name is: ALONE." she said that she wanted to have someone there to take care of her, always; he asked when he wasnt.

Not all scars fade, not all wounds heal.

A day without sunshine is like... night.

A rabbi, a priest, and a duck walked into a bar. The bartender looked up and said, "What is this? A joke?"

A rejected invention:Instant water! just add water!

At last! My plans for world domination are complete! MAHAHAHAA? Oh look, something shiney?

People fear the strange and unusual. I am the strange and unusual. FEAR ME!

"When other little girls wanted to be ballerinas, I kinda wanted to be a WITCH!"

Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

"We could all take a lesson from crayons: some are sharp, some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are different colors, but they still learn to live in the same box."-Unknown

"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the universe striving to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the universe is winning." --Rich Cook

“You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.” - Unknown

"It takes 42 muscles to frown,28 muscles to smile,but only 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone."

"It doesnt matter whether the glass is half empty or half full,just drink it and get it over with."

"I'm not afraid of Death.What's he gonna do,kill me?"

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why you don't ever see the headline: "Psychic Wins Lottery"? Why "abbreviated" is such a long word? Why Doctors call what they do "practice"? Why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows 98? Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons? Why the man who invests all your money is called a Broker? Why there isn't mouse flavored cat food? Who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavor? Why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes? Why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? Why they don't make the whole plane out of the material used for the indestructible black box? Why sheep don't shrink when it rains? Why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together? If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? Why they call the airport "the terminal" if flying is so safe?

Natural Highs (this is a pretty long list)

1.) Falling in love.

2.) Laughing so hard your face hurts.

3.) A hot shower.

4.) No lines at the supermarket.

5.) A special glance.

6.) Getting mail.

7.) Taking a drive on a pretty road.

8.) Hearing your favorite song on the radio.

9.) Lying in bed listening to the rain outside.

10.) Hot towels fresh out of the dryer.

11.) Chocolate milkshake

12.) A bubble bath.

13.) Giggling.

14.) A good conversation.

15.) The beach.

16.) Finding a 20 dollar bill in your coat from last winter.

17.) Laughing at yourself.

18.) Looking into their eyes and knowing they Love you.

19.) Midnight phone calls that last for hours.

20.) Running through sprinklers.

21.) Laughing for absolutely no reason at all.

22.) Having someone tell you that you're beautiful.

23.) Laughing at an inside joke with FRIENDS.

25.) Accidentally overhearing someone say something nice about you.

26.) Waking up and realizing you still have a few hours left to sleep.

27.) Your first kiss (with the one you love).

28.) Making new friends or spending time with old ones.

29.) Playing with a new puppy.

30.) Having someone play with your hair.

31.) Sweet dreams.

32.) Hot chocolate

33.) Road trips with friends.

34.) Swinging on swings

35.) Making eye contact with a cute stranger.

36.) Making chocolate chip cookies.

37.) Having your friends send you homemade cookies.

38.) Holding hands with someone you care about.

39.) Running into an old friend and realizing that some things (good or bad) never change.

40.) Watching the expression on someones face as they open a much desired present from you.

41.) Watching the sunrise.

42.) Getting out of bed every morning and being grateful for another beautiful day.

43.) Knowing that somebody misses you.

44.) Getting a hug from someone you care about deeply.

45.) Knowing you've done the right thing, no matter what other people think

These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods..

On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down. (Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating. (Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body. (But wouldn't that save more time?

On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery. (We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness. (One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. (You mean to tell me we're NOT supposed to put knives into our kids?)

On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. (That gives us very limited options...)

On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use. (Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts. (but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. (somebody got paid big bucks to write this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. (Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

On Bath Salts Directions: put in water. (NO WAYYY!)

On Brownie Mix Directions: preheat oven, mix brownie mix eggs, water and oil, bake, eat. (you... you can EAT brownies?!)

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile

If you're the type of person who gets excited over 2 reviews, put this on your profile!

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1) Have you ever been asked out?

No

2) Where did you get your default picture?

I made it on a photo editing website.

3) What's your middle name?

Maria

4) Your current relationship status?

Single

5) Does your crush like you back?

I dont know, but obviously i want him to.

6) What is your current mood?

Happy-ish.

7) What color of underwear are you wearing?

why do you want to know?

8) What color shirt are you wearing?

Black.

9) Missing something?

I'm missing a lot of things, because my stuff likes to run away from me.

10) If you could go back in time and change something, what would you change?

loads of shit

11) If you must be an animal for one day, what?

UNICORN

12) Ever had a near death experience?

No

13) Something you do a lot?

read fanfictions, eat, and sleep.

14) The song stuck in your head?

All About The Girl- R5 cover, and Behind the Music- Cher Lloyd.

15) Who did you copy and paste this from?

WeGottaGetBackToHogwarts

16) Name someone with the same birthday as YOU?

kim kardashion, My Friend Maura's Dad, My Friend Panni's Dad.

17) When was the last time you cried?

An hour ago, because my favorite sweater was ruined. (i know i sound like a really big brat, or snob when i say that.)

18) Have you ever sung in front of a large audience?

Yes, when I auditioned for my school musical.

19) If you could have one super power what would it be?

Controling and Creating Fire from my hands!!!

20) What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?

I notice if they are attractive, but if i start to get to know them probably there personality.

21) What do you usually order from starbucks?

white chocolate mocha, or pumpkin spice latte

22) What's your biggest secret?

NOT TELLING

23) Favorite color?

Perriwinkle.

24) Do you still watch kiddie shows?

How do you define kiddie shows? Like disney channel? Or like PBS? Cause i still watch disney channel.

25) What are you?

Human, or so you think

26) Do you speak any other language?

i speak little bits of multiple languages, but not one full one language besides english.

27) What's your favorite smell?

cocoa butter, shea butter, vanilla.

28) Describe your life in one word/phrase, what would it be?

weird.

29) Have you ever kissed in the rain?

nope

30) What are you thinking about right now?

My awnsers for these, but also about my obsession with british things.

31) What should you be doing?

homework.

32) Who was the last person that made you angry?

dont remember.

33) Do you like working in the yard?

Hate It

34) If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?

Tomlinson.

35) Do you act differently around the person you like ?

Sort of. I smile when i see him, and think of him.

36) What is your natural hair color?

light brown and blonde highlights.

37) Who was the last person to make you cry?

idk

Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite gender.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same gender as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(Don’t cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

Love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

Down.

3. If you’re initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

Blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

Fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

The memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

Changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

Soul mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time

But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

Anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laid back person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!

Chinese Horoscope

NO CHEATING!!!!

THIS GAME HAS A FUNNY / CREEPY OUTCOME.

DO NOT READ AHEAD, JUST DO IT.

IT TAKES ABOUT 3 MINUTES - WORTH A TRY

1st. Get PEN and PAPER

2nd. WHEN CHOOSING NAMES, MAKE SURE THEY ARE REAL PEOPLE THAT YOU ACTUALLY KNOW

3rd. GO WITH YOUR FIRST INSTINCTS !!!!! Very important for good results.

4th SCROLL DOWN

ONE LINE AT THE TIME DONT READ AHEAD otherwise YOU WILL RUIN THE FUN.

1. On a blank sheet of paper, WRITE NUMBERS 1 through 11 in a COLUMN on the LEFT.

2. Next to the NUMBERS 1 & 2,

WRITE DOWN ANY 2 NUMBERS YOU WANT.

DO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE NUMBER?

3. Next to the NUMBERS 3 & 7,

WRITE DOWN THE NAMES OF TWO MEMBERS OF THE OPPOSITE SEX. SAME SEX IF GAY

CAUTION: DO NOT LOOK AHEAD or IT WILL NOT TURN OUT RIGHT

4. WRITE ANYONES NAME

(like FRIENDS or FAMILY...) next to 4, 5, & 6.

DONT CHEAT OR YOULL BE UPSET THAT YOU DID

5. WRITE down FOUR SONG TITLES in 8, 9, 10, & 11

6. Finally,

MAKE A WISH

ARE YOU READY? HERE IS THE

KEY TO THE GAME

1. THE NUMBER of PEOPLE THAT LIKE YOU is found in

SPACE 2

2. THE PERSON IN SPACE 3 IS THE ONE YOU LOVE

3. THE PERSON YOU LIKE but your relationship CANNOT WORK is in

SPACE 7

4. YOU CARE MOST about the PERSON you put in

SPACE 4

5. THE PERSON YOU NAME IN NUMBER 5 IS THE ONE WHO

KNOWS YOU VERY WELL.

6. THE PERSON YOU NAMED IN 6 IS YOUR

LUCKY STAR

7. THE SONG IN 8 IS THE SONG THAT MATCHES WITH THE

PERSON IN NUMBER 3

8. THE TITLE IN 9 IS THE SONG FOR THE

PERSON IN 7

9. THE 10TH SPACE IS THE SONG THAT TELLS YOU MOST ABOUT

YOUR MIND

10. AND 11 IS THE SONG TELLING HOW YOU

FEEL ABOUT LIFE

11. NUMBER 1 IS YOUR

LUCKY NUMBER

repost this WITHIN AN HOUR OF READING THIS.

IF YOU DO, YOUR WISH WILL COME TRUE