Desert Serenadehide bio
 My name is Desert Serenade, I'm female. I'll post my stories when I have the plots worked out. I'm not a native speaker, so please forgive me my mistakes. Just tell me and I'll fix them. Random stuff: Tests(for everyone seems to love doing them, including me) I did an animagus test for Harry Potter, here are my results along with the website: 1. owl - 100% (Nice!) 2. cat- 93% (My favourite pet, so I'm not going to complain) 3. falcon- 93% (Another bird... not bad) page: Animology Test: I am a Teal cat. (I really have it with cats and birds, don't I...) You're the Teal Kitty Cat! You're as swift and sly as a ninja and very hard to please. You can be very soft yet very cruel at the same time. Your soul mate is the beige racoon and you're in conflict with the red jaquar. Page: Game of Thrones House (I absolutely love the books!) I belong to House Targaryen (Cool, dragons! Though I really don't feel comfortable with Viserys & co. in the same house...) A broken house, the blood of the Dragon were once the conquerors of all Seven Kingdoms of Westeros. House Targaryen ruled as the Kings of Westeros for nearly 300 years until the reign of Aerys II, the Mad King. Their seats were the capital city of King's Landing and the island castle of Dragonstone. Their sigil is a three-headed dragon breathing flames, red on black. Page: That's it for now! Random note: I found the comic 'looking for group' on the internet. Already after a few pages I liked it. Best character is definitely Richard. Here a quote: (Note: they landed right between two armies on the 29th page. What does that tell us?) Benny: Any thoughts on how to make it out of this? Richard: Just the one (lifts her up) Richard: Try to protect my face as much as possible once the battle begins. Benny: And they say chivalry is dead. Richard: Really? They say the same about me. I wonder if there's a correlation between the two. ...Yeah. Richard is definitely one of a kind. |
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The Havoc side of the Force by Tsu Doh Nimh reviews
I have a singularly impressive talent for messing up the plans of very powerful people - both good and evil. Somehow, I'm always just in the right place at exactly the wrong time. What can I say? It's a gift.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 24 - Words: 207,600 - Reviews: 7062 - Favs: 14,145 - Follows: 16,176 - Updated: 8/24 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Harry P.
Chiaroscuro by boomvroomshroom reviews
"They say the only thing to fear is fear itself. That, and a motivated Nara." Shikamaru is born with his father's intelligence and his mother's work ethic. The world is turned sideways.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 70 - Words: 320,013 - Reviews: 7825 - Favs: 8,735 - Follows: 9,632 - Updated: 8/17 - Published: 5/23/2015 - Naruto U., Ino Y., Shikamaru N., Kakashi H.
Black Flames Dance In The Wind: Rise of Naruto by DevilKeys Writing reviews
A storm is brewing. Casting a black shadow over the world, threatening to incinerate it and scatter its ashes to the winds. Humanity's only hope lies with a young boy. A boy sacrificed for their protection, yet condemned to a life of hatred and abuse. Will the pariah become the savior? Or will mankind be cast into oblivion by a monster of their own creation?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 54 - Words: 869,651 - Reviews: 4617 - Favs: 7,285 - Follows: 6,063 - Updated: 8/10 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Cat'O'Nine Tails by Kaze and Kiba reviews
Sakura you are being sent undercover to capture Uchiha Itachi, and any other Akatsuki you come into contact with, while on your mission. Ha. Yeah right, just let me get my big net and ass kicking boots...What do you mean when you say 'Disguised as a cat?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 156,972 - Reviews: 2821 - Favs: 2,316 - Follows: 2,285 - Updated: 7/11 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Always Watching by Dragon's-Maidens reviews
Why am I here? There is nothing for me to fix, nothing for me to save, and yet I'm here, why? What if I say something or do something wrong? Will time be forever altered? Modern girl in 1191 AD.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 84 - Words: 263,696 - Reviews: 633 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 511 - Updated: 6/29 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Altaïr, Malik, Maria T., OC
Reluctant Hero by P.A.W.07 reviews
"It was an accident." That was what Zuko had said to his crew when he used an element he hadn't been meant to. He wasn't the Avatar. The Avatar was supposed to be in the Earth Kingdom, hidden by its walls. Unless the old Avatar had died long ago ... and had already been replaced fifteen years ago. AU.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 215,859 - Reviews: 2212 - Favs: 3,347 - Follows: 3,724 - Updated: 5/8 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Aang, Zuko, Iroh
The Undying Fire: Balance by Boogum reviews
Book 5. One seeks to consume the world in fire, the other to control it with bonds. When destiny calls, all Zuko and Aang can do is try their best to follow.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 76,454 - Reviews: 3064 - Favs: 2,917 - Follows: 3,099 - Updated: 5/7 - Published: 5/6/2012 - [Zuko, Katara] Aang, Azula - Complete
Sanitize by Sage Thrasher reviews
Basic medicine and sanitation are simple. During the Warring Clans era, they become revolutionary. [OC-Insert]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 67,591 - Reviews: 2937 - Favs: 8,371 - Follows: 9,405 - Updated: 5/1 - Published: 4/2/2017 - Madara U., Hashirama S., OC
The Serpent's Gaze by DictionaryWrites reviews
The pride of a Slytherin is in his resource and cunning, and in the serpent's discerning gaze. Slytherin!Harry, assorted ships. Heavy violence. No Lord Potter, no creature inheritance, no bashing - AU plots (no Riddle diary, no Department of Mysteries, no manipulative!Dumbledore, no Horcruxes). Character-focused and plot-heavy. Cross-posted to Ao3. POV between HP and SS.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 125 - Words: 357,626 - Reviews: 1011 - Favs: 1,296 - Follows: 1,652 - Updated: 11/29/2018 - Published: 4/14/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Severus S.
Love In A Time Of The Zombie Apocalypse by Rizzle reviews
After Voldemort, there was this. The clock is ticking to create a cure to the unimaginable horror that currently grips the world. Hermione finds herself unwillingly allied with the most hated man in Wizarding Britain.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 68 - Words: 250,380 - Reviews: 4110 - Favs: 2,811 - Follows: 3,518 - Updated: 9/8/2018 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G.
That Night in J Dormitory by TomFoolery reviews
The Starfleet Academy billeting office tries so hard to accommodate students from diverse backgrounds, but sometimes they really miss the mark. The story of how Orion pheromones, Caitian catnip, Cardassian paranoia, Klingon mating rituals, and Nausicaan wrath burned down J dormitory.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,804 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/17/2018 - Published: 6/30/2017
Teeth by hathanhate reviews
Harry messes up the animagus process and begins a new journey. New friends and old share his discovery of life. What is in store for The-Boy-Who-Lived? What dangers will he face? Find out inside! WARNINGS: Begins entirely in HP world, crossover starts later. Harry is bisexual. Rated M to be safe.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 62 - Words: 520,045 - Reviews: 3614 - Favs: 5,924 - Follows: 6,776 - Updated: 4/3/2018 - Published: 6/19/2013 - Harry P., Severus S., Loki, Hulk/Bruce B.
Dragon at Heart by Identical Gemini reviews
Prince Zuko quits his hunt for Aang to look for his mother instead, but when the reunion with Ursa doesn't go well, Zuko goes through a metamorphosis to find a new path. Meanwhile Gaang are forced to realize the world isn't black and white. Dragons, friendships, and major changes to plot.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 228,347 - Reviews: 1129 - Favs: 1,608 - Follows: 1,727 - Updated: 3/6/2018 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Zuko
Session Transcripts by lastcrazyhorn reviews
What happens when a brain damaged Harry and a transgender Hermione both get sorted into Slytherin? Snape's not sure, but he thinks it's likely to be an interesting term. This story follows various first years through the trials of their first year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 134,660 - Reviews: 2541 - Favs: 4,066 - Follows: 4,644 - Updated: 7/8/2017 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Severus S., Harry P.
Wild Hearts by CuriosityRedux reviews
She finds him in the woods with an injured Night Fury. Feral and mysterious, the boy named Hiccup claims to be able to end the war that's raged between dragons and Vikings for centuries. Berk's been ravaged for years. She has no choice but to believe him. But that doesn't mean she has to trust him. Or fall for him.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 141,765 - Reviews: 1654 - Favs: 2,869 - Follows: 3,320 - Updated: 5/11/2017 - Published: 6/6/2014 - Astrid, Hiccup, Toothless
Life in Reverse by Min Daae reviews
Home is where you make it. Or, the AU where Loki falls to Earth after Thor, wanders around trying to work out what to do with himself, and somehow ends up working for SHIELD. Mostly because supervillains are so plebian.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 136,031 - Reviews: 904 - Favs: 2,450 - Follows: 2,552 - Updated: 4/13/2017 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Loki
Silent Humanity by ShadowedAuthor reviews
Sequel now up. After a surprise attack, Sabaku no Gaara is sent to a strange new world, injured and alone. Read as Gaara tries to survive whilst keeping his 'inner demons' at bay and endeavors to find a way home. No pairings.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 329,005 - Reviews: 671 - Favs: 1,434 - Follows: 1,248 - Updated: 4/3/2017 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Gaara - Complete
A Drop of Poison by Angel of Snapdragons reviews
WIP An unconscious Iruka forces Naruto to return to the academy for another year. It also marks the beginnings of a prank whose far-reaching consequences will shake Konoha to its foundations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 194,748 - Reviews: 7690 - Favs: 13,441 - Follows: 14,353 - Updated: 12/3/2016 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
In Search of Companionship by Inevitably Insane reviews
After the events of the Sign of Three, Sherlock falls into a bout of melancholy; Mycroft, the consummate manipulator, suggests "filling the gap" and things largely get out of hand from there. A Sherlock adopts Harry!fic, set between Episodes Two and Three of Season Three.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 62,960 - Reviews: 888 - Favs: 2,856 - Follows: 3,860 - Updated: 7/17/2015 - Published: 2/19/2014 - Harry P., Sherlock H.
Alice In Chains by Subtle Serenity reviews
-And that was how Orihime Inoue found herself handcuffed and strung up in Ulquiorra's basement, which was the beginning of what she was sure would be a hardly healthy relationship…
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 132,826 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 7/15/2015 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra
Bringing Out the Blue by maguena1 reviews
AU. The arrow injured the Blue Spirit instead of knocking him out, and Aang never found out his identity. Zuko made a Plan to find out more about the Avatar. He didn't expect so many truths to come from the lies.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 249,291 - Reviews: 1214 - Favs: 2,732 - Follows: 2,676 - Updated: 6/24/2015 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Zuko
Mismatched by Kimberly T reviews
In Season One, when Prince Zuko unexpectedly becomes Papa Zuko, he rocks not just the cradle but his entire ship... and eventually a lot more! Chapter 11: Forewarned
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 166,297 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 1,075 - Follows: 1,083 - Updated: 6/13/2015 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Zuko, Iroh
My Son the Wizard by savya398 reviews
After his first year at Hogwarts Harry discovers a startling truth that throws him into an entirely new world. He finds a new family and a new home that drastically changes his life for the better, if not crazier. After all when you're the son of Tony Stark, the one and only Iron Man, life is bound to be interesting.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 171,472 - Reviews: 2941 - Favs: 9,620 - Follows: 11,636 - Updated: 5/10/2015 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S.
Thrower of the Dart by Vathara reviews
Avengers. Artemis Fowl. AU for something that could have happened instead of book 6...
Crossover - Artemis Fowl & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 105,632 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 1,790 - Follows: 629 - Published: 5/6/2015 - Artemis F., Holly S., Iron Man/Tony S., Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 276,868 - Reviews: 15063 - Favs: 22,129 - Follows: 19,430 - Updated: 4/23/2015 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Drown by Ordis reviews
Three months after Operation Avengers all is well. Or is it? When Steve and Tony hack into SHIELD to find missing weapons shipments they find more than they bargained for in the form of a prisoner who should, by rights, have been sent to Asgard long ago.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 48 - Words: 202,193 - Reviews: 3952 - Favs: 4,544 - Follows: 4,212 - Updated: 3/18/2015 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 35024 - Favs: 24,917 - Follows: 18,610 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Blind and the Unseeing by Stunning Sunset reviews
When two jutsu clash, Sakura, injured badly, is sent careening through time to the past. Blind, she has to survive alone in the form of a child. Until she helps a man. And then her peace is destroyed and he won't leave her alone.Rated M just in case.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 126 - Words: 293,843 - Reviews: 5504 - Favs: 4,283 - Follows: 3,207 - Updated: 9/20/2014 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Sakura H., Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Du Wyrdfell Raudhr by hufflepuff2401 reviews
In the days before the Fall, Morzan ends up in a place he doesn't expect. Without any of his memories, he can neither find his dragon nor return home. Time Travel fic.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 42,021 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 7/27/2014 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Morzan, Brom, Eragon S.
Hitchups by The Antic Repartee reviews
Hiccup didn't see the point in stopping Astrid as she ran off towards his village—towards his father—with his most desperately protected secret. He was leaving anyway. A coming-of-age tale. Deviates from movie. Borderline bromantic-comedy.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 307,899 - Reviews: 4802 - Favs: 9,158 - Follows: 3,931 - Updated: 6/12/2014 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Astrid, Hiccup, Toothless, Gothi - Complete
Pyrophobia by soupcan reviews
After the Agni Kai, Zuko felt betrayed by his father and lashed out... and ended up in the Boiling Rock. Enter Sokka, looking for his father and getting a culture clash as well. Eventual Sokka/Zuko.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,322 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 903 - Updated: 5/16/2014 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Zuko, Sokka
Isolation by Bex-chan reviews
He can't leave the room. Her room. And it's all the Order's fault. Confined to a small space with only the Mudblood for company, something's going to give. Maybe his sanity. Maybe not. "There," she spat. "Now your Blood's filthy too!" DM/HG. PostHBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 48 - Words: 278,881 - Reviews: 16142 - Favs: 27,003 - Follows: 15,379 - Updated: 4/5/2014 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
One Last Spark by Kallypso reviews
I felt like I was in a pit and someone was wacking me with a shovel when I tried to climb out. I thought it ended two years ago. But sometimes ashes still smolder, sometimes all it takes is a spark to start a fire again. Book 3! Envy/OC, Edwin, Al/OC! R&R
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 59 - Words: 142,976 - Reviews: 623 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 3/11/2014 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Envy, Edward E. - Complete
The Flower of Konoha by LilithiaRW reviews
Sakura is captured by the Akatsuki. Will her heart withstand as her loyalties are tested? And what else lies in store? SasoSaku, SasuSaku onesided, slight ShikaIno and NejiHina. Lemon warning. (As of 2015) Old story, not really interested in it right now. I'll finish it later, but don't expect an update anytime soon. ON HIATUS UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 126,002 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 1/24/2014 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Sakura H., Sasori
Embers by Vathara reviews
Dragon's fire is not so easily extinguished; when Zuko rediscovers a lost firebending technique, shifting flames can shift the world... Follows "Theft Absolute".
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 91 - Words: 757,722 - Reviews: 9273 - Favs: 7,243 - Follows: 3,909 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Zuko, Iroh - Complete
The Rise of One by Mrs Pettyfer reviews
It began with twelve. Now it's up to one. Sequel to The Black Games.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 163,216 - Reviews: 2245 - Favs: 1,345 - Follows: 1,126 - Updated: 12/20/2013 - Published: 5/2/2012 - Complete
Hakumei by Pryotra reviews
Danzo's plan for the assassination of the Hokage was almost flawless. To bad he didn't take six neglected children who ran away the night of the murder into account.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 270,839 - Reviews: 2951 - Favs: 6,965 - Follows: 4,787 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Duty by Avium reviews
Gaara pinched the bridge of his nose, and muttered more to himself than anyone else, "I am not going to have a say in this, am I?" Set during the 4th Shinobi War. GaaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 146,016 - Reviews: 1482 - Favs: 1,963 - Follows: 1,852 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Crossing the Line by The Antic Repartee reviews
It took more than defeating the Green Death for Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III to become the warrior chieftain of lore. There were more eyes to open, more minds to change, and his ambition only continued to grow with the aid of two women. HxA, HxC, mild AxOC
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 51,676 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 10/21/2013 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Hiccup, Astrid, Camicazi - Complete
You Can't Just Wing It! by OhSnap501 reviews
Kiya and Gaara are back and this time what sort of shenanigans can they get into? Sequel to "Suna Has a Library?" so read that first! Again Rated M for a reason!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 51,817 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 10/8/2013 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Gaara, OC - Complete
My Experiment by namedthingsyouthrowback reviews
Sherlock steals a boy. Sorry- rescues. John helps, because what choice does he have? But not even Sherlock knows just how not-boring things will be...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,661 - Reviews: 1016 - Favs: 3,548 - Follows: 4,616 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 11/27/2012 - Harry P., Sherlock H.
Moons of Red by Dark and Chaotic reviews
Orochimaru summons cosplayers into the Narutoverse. The cosplayers wreak havoc upon everything that is to happen, in both subtle and unsubtle fashion. What once was a story, now is an epic adventure that is surely going to end with a Big Bang. Earth meets Narutoverse, the cosplayers meet their idols, and Kami just doesn't give a damn. Rated M for violence, gore and mature themes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 54 - Words: 293,258 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 7/17/2013 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Itachi U., Obito U., Pain/Pein, Akatsuki
Post Mortem by BananaSwirl reviews
When Avatar Aang failed to destroy Ozai and dies, he leaves behind his remaining friends who must try and defeat the Fire Nation, find a permanent safe haven, and find the next Avatar...without getting caught.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 36 - Words: 177,197 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 4/7/2013 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Katara, Zuko
From His Excerpts by Phoenyxx reviews
Kakashi Hatake and his excerpts of the wizarding world. Hogwarts, ministry politics, Mangekyou Sharingan and...sparking school spirit? "Don't take me as alien! I know your politics." The wizards shared a look. "Alien as foreigner. Here. The-saurus says."
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 78,962 - Reviews: 903 - Favs: 1,863 - Follows: 1,970 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Kakashi H.
cathexis by Chronomentrophobia reviews
All myths have a source.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,880 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/7/2013 - Madara U. - Complete
Nightingale by Blade Redwind reviews
He was an ass, an absolute asshole, but, he was her patient and there wasn't much to be done about it. He didn't need her, he didn't need anyone; what he didn't plan on was *wanting* her. Post 4th War; Set in Konoha
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 76,919 - Reviews: 699 - Favs: 2,013 - Follows: 945 - Updated: 2/24/2013 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Say You Believe by OveractiveImagination39 reviews
Fairytale creatures were not real. Ulquiorra Schiffer believed that emphatically. But then she came into his life, a woman who by all means should not even exist, and his carefully organized life quickly became a chaotic mess. Now a bargain has been struck, and he must learn to open his heart or lose everything. This woman would either be the death of him or his saving grace.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 31 - Words: 133,286 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
Professor Uchiha by Mistress DragonFlame reviews
/Sequel/ Dumbledore had thought he had seen the last of the young ANBU captain when he left the castle at the end of Harry's third year. Apparently, he was wrong. /Crossover with HP/
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 76,697 - Reviews: 1164 - Favs: 1,238 - Follows: 1,579 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Harry P., Itachi U.
The Number 4 by Mahi-Mahi reviews
Orihime Inoue never had been tetraphobic...
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 56,671 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 97 - Published: 11/30/2012 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
Easy Like Sunday Morning by odmonkey reviews
For Sakura it had been an easy choice to return to the madhouse that was the Akatsuki Base. A collection of one shots documenting the many things that Sakura was sure she'd have to one day recount to a therapist. - Sequel to Saturday Night's Alright for Fighting! (I own nothing herein and am very open to inspiration!)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,838 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 11/8/2012 - Published: 10/17/2012 - Akatsuki, Sakura H.
With Absence of Fire by Fall of Mana reviews
He should have been dead. At least, that's what Zuko thought. In all his life, the one thing he did not expect was to become part of the Water Nation. A warrior yes, a Waterbender? He'll need more time to wrap his head around it. AU.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,405 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/16/2012 - Zuko, Katara
Edoc'sil by wildskysong reviews
SEQUEL TO ELDUNARI. Following the devastation of the last battle, the Varden tries to pick up the pieces as bitter enmity fractures the ranks. All are keeping secrets, some more deadly than others. And where is the Vault of Souls?
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 54 - Words: 173,651 - Reviews: 1844 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 548 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Eragon S., Arya
Realize by LadyBuhg reviews
Pirates capture Zuko and Katara, leaving them mentally unstable and latched to each other. After finding his nephew and the waterbender, Iroh must keep a promise he made to the Avatar and teach him firebending. Everyone must realize what is most important in order to do what is right. Z/K
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 151,137 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 8/19/2012 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Saturday Night's Alright for Fighting by odmonkey reviews
"It would have been difficult to say who was more unpleasantly surprised, Haruno Sakura or the five members of the Akatsuki, when she walked into the back-end of nowhere bar". Filthy words and sexy talk are all part of a day's work for the Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,804 - Reviews: 749 - Favs: 2,007 - Follows: 1,042 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
Criminally Insane Just Got More Legal by LinzRW reviews
Second Book in the Criminally Insane Series. The Akatsuki, Kate, Hannah, and Dessie get sent to an alternate universe called Seanova. Featuring the Ikustaka, C-Itachi, exploding pancakes, The Great God Four, the return of the Love Guru, Squisher, the Madara problem, Felix, the sadistic queen, and Hannah and Zetsu's Video of Evil Blackmail.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 84 - Words: 201,578 - Reviews: 3356 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
The Blood of Ivory by Alia Rubrik reviews
It's strange, really, how thin the line between fear and love is. "You've almost pushed me too far." "Then take my hand, and let me guide you back from the edge." AU, slight OOC. Contains rape and abuse.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 71,565 - Reviews: 1181 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 4/19/2012 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Gaara, Hinata H. - Complete
The Black Games by Mrs Pettyfer reviews
Once bound by ice, now bound by fire. 12 provinces. 24 tributes. 1 winner. Let the games begin. Complete
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 183,863 - Reviews: 2005 - Favs: 2,303 - Follows: 854 - Updated: 4/18/2012 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
A Fresh Snowfall by The Detective Prince reviews
Yukiko Ginhana, after a cocky mistake, ends up being held hostage by Madara Uchiha for the information she holds on her allies, the Senju, however things aren't quite what they seem...MadaraxOC M for future lemons.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 66 - Words: 283,608 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Madara U.
Perfection by Arynia reviews
AU: Orochimaru decides to create the perfect host by combining Akatsuki's abilities, and selects Naruto for the 'honour.' Sacrificed by the elders to appease Orochimaru, Naruto can become the greatest shinobi ever seen - or the ultimate monster.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 125,473 - Reviews: 1036 - Favs: 3,075 - Follows: 2,853 - Updated: 1/28/2012 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Naruto U.
Behind by Somber Secrets reviews
Sasori was a puppeteer, a manipulator, that's why he could see right through her the moment he met her, "Sakura, join me and the Akatsuki. We can promise you something your teammates never could… to never be left behind." SasoSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 180,673 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 923 - Follows: 427 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Sakura H., Sasori - Complete
Akatsukitties by Valkyrie0Magma reviews
What if the bijuu extraction with Gaara was stopped before it finished? and what if the result sent the akatsuki here...as cats? DeidaraxOc, ItachixOc, SasorixOc, Tobi/MadaraxOc, slight HidaKonaPain. AU. Rated T for language among other things.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 80,631 - Reviews: 628 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
the crooked thing by emletish reviews
Katara and Zuko have a thing. a thing that they do. in the early days of Zuko's reign, they have to keep the thing a secret. Zuko has too many feelings about the thing, but he doesn't have a name for it. but he finds one in the end. shameless, fluffy smut
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,832 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Man, I Miss the Kitties by DaniZaraki reviews
Sequel to Consider Yourself Kitties: Alice and Kat are in the Naruto world with the evil and yet strangely lovable Akatsuki. Throw in some criminals, even more ninjas, chaos, lots of sarcastic battles and you've got yourself some interesting situations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 101 - Words: 329,688 - Reviews: 3325 - Favs: 582 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 12/9/2011 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Into the Shadows by Dreamyin reviews
"Don't be afraid of standing in the shadows Zuko." His mother had said. Follow Zuko as he discovers that there is a side to Agni's gift other than blasting fire, namely bending shadows. Growing stronger as the Blue Spirit, will he make his mother proud?
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 52,695 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 750 - Follows: 749 - Updated: 11/18/2011 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Zuko
Scorpion's Disciple by nobody102 reviews
AU. Orochimaru's resignation from Akatsuki is more intense than in canon, resulting in a meeting between young Naruto and Sasori… Slow buildup. Last chapter is a summary, technically not complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 149,612 - Reviews: 2362 - Favs: 5,644 - Follows: 3,833 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Project Thoughts by Vathara reviews
Refugee camps settle into routines. Juushirou's routine has predatory tricksters, control-obsessed generals, and killer monsters from space... Part of the Tatterdemalion AU.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,250 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 45 - Published: 10/2/2011 - J. Ukitake, G.S. Yamamoto - Complete
The Last Spy by sylphides reviews
Hermione Granger and Severus Snape slowly learn from each other as the war escalates and the Final Battle approaches. AU from HBP. Out of a war where children must grow up too fast, Hermione and Severus develop a beautiful friendship and more.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 108 - Words: 594,521 - Reviews: 2693 - Favs: 1,581 - Follows: 860 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Memories by jennibare reviews
Katara was ripped from her home and lives in the brutal wastelands of the Earth Kingdom. Then one day a man shows up and life never quite turns out the way you expect. Inspired by jesteryy's pic on DA of the same name.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,310 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Homunculus, He Wrote by OukamiYasha reviews
Yaoi: EnvyEd. Envy sets out on a seduction-based mission to disprove an accusation, but the journey doesn't turn out the way he thought it would...angst in later chapters.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 60,073 - Reviews: 591 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 1/6/2011 - Published: 6/1/2005 - Envy, Edward E.
Of Questions, Dishes, and Pathetic Life Forms by Yesac reviews
Obi-Wan has never been very good at babysitting Qui-Gon's "pathetic life forms". Anakin is no exception. Incessant questioning, chaos, and a little big of snuggling ensues.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,160 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 55 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker - Complete
A Perception of Reality by knightchaser reviews
There is a belief that states for every action taken, the alternative action is played out in another dimension. In one reality Itachi succeeded in killing his clan, in another, he failed. This is the story of what happened when he failed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 84 - Words: 472,956 - Reviews: 635 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 9/17/2010 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Itachi U., Madara U. - Complete
Hunted by Bex-chan reviews
Forced to work together when their old schoolmates start dying, Hermione & Draco must overcome their differences to solve the mysterious deaths. The tension in the office is getting rather...heated. Mature themes. 4years PostHogwarts/War. EWE. DMHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 36 - Words: 191,497 - Reviews: 2880 - Favs: 7,401 - Follows: 1,929 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Fascination by ashurahime reviews
They can't take their eyes off of each other. Gravity draws them together. That which divides them becomes insignificant. A chronicle of love, friendship and war, this is the unlikely story of two souls that are, in every way, polar opposites.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 142,427 - Reviews: 910 - Favs: 670 - Follows: 502 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra
Eldunari by wildskysong reviews
Oromis and Glaedr are dead, leaving Eragon alone in a turbulent world. When he is captured by Galbatorix's new pets and separated from Saphira, can he rely on his brother and some new friends to get him out? And what lurks in the Spine? COMPLETE!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 163,483 - Reviews: 2724 - Favs: 865 - Follows: 477 - Updated: 6/18/2010 - Published: 10/9/2008 - Eragon S., Arya - Complete
Tales of the Spirit World: Fall of the Blue Spirit by The Narrator reviews
-PAINTED SPIRIT- FINALE. The Spirit of Wisdom, Wan Shi Tong, concludes the story of the Painted Lady and the Blue Spirit: with so many battles behind them, can they withstand the final test of judgment? AVATAR MYTHOLOGY AU.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 38 - Words: 159,346 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/27/2010 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Complete
People We Knew by CattyJen reviews
SEQUEL TO THINGS WE KNOW! Ten years later Sakura is married to her job and Gaara is miraculously still a jerk. Will these two ever get over themselves in time to realize that they're made for each other? GaaSaku AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 80,914 - Reviews: 1114 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 472 - Updated: 11/21/2009 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Till Sunbeams Find You by Enisy reviews
They were Hikoboshi and Orihime, but they also had a touch of Hades and Persephone. - Ulquihime, won 1st place in the BleachAsylum FC's Tanabata contest -
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,945 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 42 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
Project Asclepius by Vathara reviews
Survival is just the beginning. Our mad scientists consider consequences... some of which came along for the ride. Sequel to "Project Tatterdemalion".
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 30,028 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 44 - Published: 7/8/2009 - J. Ukitake, R. Unohana - Complete
Things We Know by CattyJen reviews
Welcome to Konoha, Population 453. Demographics: one homecoming queen, one social outcast, one English project. GaaSaku AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 101,721 - Reviews: 647 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Naruto: Alien by IncandescentOne reviews
While looking for Tora Naruto is attacked by a facehugger. When he wakes up he's changed a bit. AVP game Crossover.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,610 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 520 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Naruto U.
A Matter of Honor by Adridere reviews
COMPLETE - Almost 4 years after the war. Aang is engaged to Katara and is up to Zuko to teach him the facts of life. Yep, the bees and the birds. Crazy kings, bananas and the ultimate contest for the hand of a reluctant maiden. Zutara/Taang
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 185,294 - Reviews: 1394 - Favs: 1,776 - Follows: 574 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Toph, Aang - Complete
Silent Angel by grainsofsand reviews
A demon finds an angel trapped at his lair. What will he do to her? What will she do to him?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 76,664 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 9/24/2008 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Hinata H., Gaara - Complete
Broccoli and the Art of Subterfuge by opalish reviews
Harry has some rather questionable parenting methods. And he may or may not be responsible for Draco Malfoy's receding hairline. NextGen crackfic oneshot!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 1,667 - Follows: 204 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Harry P., Albus S. P. - Complete
One by AvocadoLove reviews
Chained and imprisoned, Zuko’s only escape is in his own memories.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,545 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 109 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Zuko - Complete
Project Tatterdemalion by Vathara reviews
What if Hollows were caused by an alien virus? Sci-fi AU. Warning for gore, and some language.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 26,587 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 59 - Published: 5/4/2008 - J. Ukitake - Complete
Whose Hearts Are Mountains by Rashaka reviews
Zuko and Katara come together one warm afternoon under circumstances not made for ancient Water ballads or great Fire tales: they meet in a ventilation duct. Oneshot, rated M.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,845 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 689 - Follows: 86 - Published: 12/19/2007 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
hair dryer by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku AU. Today was, simply put, the day from hell. How could her hair dryer turn traitor on her like that! Life was so unfair, and that arrogant Uchiha was definitely not helping any!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,064 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 103 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Troubling New Developments by SicTransitGloria reviews
Kakashi takes a moment to wrap his mind around equating Ino’s chest with enemy shinobi while Asuma begins beating his head against the table and groaning about how he didn’t sign up for this. Rated for language and the general horror that is puberty
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 631 - Favs: 4,415 - Follows: 684 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Kakashi H., Asuma S. - Complete