Based off of '333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart' and '333 and More Ways to Get Kicked Out of HQ'. Rated T. Crack. Contains all characters and rare instances where the thing known as sanity appears. Winner of 'Best Anthology' at the 2015 Hetalia Awards.

England tries to jinx France, but fails and Gender-Bends several nations. What madness will happen? Sequel to 'It's a small world after all'. Warning: AU, OOC-ness, pervy-ness, crack, references like the title , and whatever else gets thrown in.

It's a relationship without 'I love you's, a relationship built on sex, hate and tension where years before the only thing missing had been the sex. And as much as both of them despise the thought, their hate isn't exactly platonic. Warnings inside

AU Alfred is a normal happy go lucky high school kid whose biggest worry is getting away with not doing his homework. That is until a Russian freak transfers into his class and starts ruining his life. USxRus, PruCan, FrUK Rating changed to M!

If your heart had a voice, what would it say? Will Romano ever find the answer to that question? Spain x Romano. Real names used.

Alfred loves to engaged in flirty games with the customers who stop by the small coffee shop where he works. But he has no idea that his game is about to pique the interest of a certain up and coming businessman named Ivan. Rated for sex and agekink.

It was the last thing in the world that Lovino Vargas wanted. To fall in love with Antonio Fernandez Carriedo. But when the pirate takes him aboard his ship, Lovino learns that maybe it's not so bad to be a pirate. Pirate AU. spamano

His eyes shone in comparison to the small, dark room. They were beautiful; they always had been, but now their crystal sharpness which glimmered once with life and passion, was obscured by a distant haze. -RussiaXAmerica FF

Crack story about the BFT's first porno and how they became the pervs they are today! ENJOY Rated T just in case!

When Alfred F. Jones's ridiculous attempts to seduce his northern brother finally succeed. He expected a Superman/Lois Lane kind of situation. Boy was he surprised. Can/Us.