My pen name is 'dragonbleachtail'. My middle name is Stating The Obvious.

No. It's actually not.

See what I did there? ;D

No you didn't. Okay.

I haven't actually gotten started but after - after what? After months? - after months of fanfiction reading and inspiration that still burns brightly and after seconds of realising how stupid that sounds (I mean, 'inspiration that burns brightly'? What the hell is that?), I really feel like taking a leap of faith and try that saying out. Yes. Wait, what? I meant I feel that it's about time to shift my ass into a more comfortable position and get typing. I feel positively tiny after reading some amazing fanfictions, and positively normal after reading - no, attempting to read - some scary and very dry stories, because I feel that I'll be like that when I first start.

I understand the fact that alot of people don't read profiles, but I'm doing this just to get it off my chest.

I think dirty talking is pretty hot, but not over the top. I like balancing things out a bit in stories, so someone's not too much like a pushy bastard and someone's not too much like a kitten (sometimes, though, the kitten thing is pretty niiice). I don't go for sluts either.

I really like funny stories, and sometimes I read stories rated Humour just to get a laugh. I'll try to be funny in my stories. Damn, I already sound fake. Trying to be funny.. whoa that sounds bad. (Kiba's Bad Day, by smartcat is one of those funny ones that I like)

I'm planning on writing hardcore yaoi - ;D - for a couple of my favourite anime/mangas (just in case, I generally read the mangas for most series, except for Dragon Ball. I personally think it's better; more original and unchanged) :

Dragon Ball Z:

Goku/Vegeta - hn, who else? They're sexy together: muscles and striking looks and all. Goku as seme, cos he's BIG and cutely oblivious most of the time.

Bleach:

Byakuya/Ichigo - a depressingly underrated couple. Byakuya, with all his strong elegance and looks, and Ichigo, similarly strong and stubborn. I always thought Ichigo had amazing eyes. Byakuya as seme, cos he just belongs there.

Grimmjow/Ichigo - even though I finished Bleach months ago me and my friend still fawn over the mouthwatering features of Grimmjow

Fairy Tail:

Natsu/Gray - hot and cold- lovely. I'll probably alternate who's seme and who's uke between stories, they both seem suited as the bawwss. As in, boss. Not balls.

and my current obsession, Naruto:

Naruto/Sasuke - yeahyeah, it's overrated, but I felt that they were supposed to be together anyway. Sasuke as seme, I guess, but I wouldn't mind Naruto being in control either. And I think OOC Sasuke is hot.

Naruto/Kakashi - kind of sadly underrated too, but they're sexy. Mhm mhm, yes they are. Kakashi as seme. Like duuuh. What else would the pervert be? What? The uke? Pfffffffffffft that's a good one. What a jooooke. I should stop speaking like a bastard now :LL

Naruto/Shikamaru - incredibly underrated, but it's understandable. I just find someone as smart and lazy as Shikamaru and someone as kind-of-dumb and energetic and oblivious to naughty things as Naruto is appealing. And sexy. Most of these pairings are sexy. I should stop saying sexy now. Shikamaru as seme, but I think Naruto being in control and making the Nara kid a panting mess for once would be pretty nice, too ;D

Iruka/Kakashi ? - pretty overrated too, but Iruka's pretty cute, isn't he? I'll probably won't do this unless I'm really feeling into it. Kakashi as seme, what's new?

Naruto/Itachi ? - I think the general concept is that Itachi is more evil and elegant and smooth and evil than Sasuke. That's probably why people write about this pairing. I think the 'Uchiha= evil and sex godliness' idea is funny. Itachi as seme, of course.

Naruto/Kiba ? - I think of them two as best friends, and I haven't really checked this one out yet. No idea who's on top. And I don't count 'riding' as topping. That's cheating D:

First of all, I know how uncomfortable and exasperated it feels to read a- a bad story. I know I'll probably be the king of hypocrisy after I write my first story, but whenever I type or write, I try to make sure I don't make any annoying little typo anywhere. It's normal to leave at least a few errors, which is what betas are for, and I won't really bother having them for now, because I don't know who to get. Volunteers would be nice, I guess. But I'll probably forget, and I won't really think about them before I start writing for a while. I'm gonna be busy with a new school, and this year is going to be a busy one.

Next, I find Mpreg sick. How the fuck do men get pregnant? I don't care if its a chakra infusion or reiatsu mix (I made the reiatsu thing up) or sex change coincidence (sexy no jutsu) or something, I think it's sick. Not the people writing them, but the basic idea of it.

I also find incest pretty sick too. Especially if in the actual story it says that they're blood-related. I can cope with it if they're background pairings though, I guess. I think Minato/Naruto could go okay, cos I personally don't think they look too alike, just the hair colour and the spikiness of it and their eye colour (I say 'I personally blahblah..' too much, don't I?) But cases like Itachi/Sasuke are totally out for me. Even if they're not blood-related in the story, because they actually look a hella lot like each other.

I can't really think of what else I find sick or what I won't do in my stories, so I'll stop complaining or informing or whatever I just did.

Andand, I might take requests, but that comes later. I don't want to sound like a popular writer, cos I haven't even started yet. Once I do start though, and I hope this message gets through, I really would appreciate reviews. Usually when I'm looking for stories to read, I look at how many reviews the story has, then the summary. Sometimes if I like the summary then I read it too, and sometimes it turns out good or.. otherwise.

Wow. I actually typed alot. Alot for me. People usually put funny quotes in somewhere around here, but I really don't know too many. Some, but not many. One author called PALC (search him/her up) had some hella funny quotes that I liked.

Authors that I keep tabs on cos they're so great:

The Raven and the Fox

CloudNineKitty

michelerene

smartcat

and there's way more out there and some that I can't think of right now.

Please, enjoy yourself. I really do hope that I can be a great author too. And I really, truly, really really really would appreciate reviews when I start :)

P.S. I love Kakashi's hair