Mötley Crüe A.K.A. Lords of the umlauts.

~~~~~~~~~~Which leads to...~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

I find it very strange that the word "umlaut" does not, in fact, contain any umlauts...

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~They are not the hell your whales~

~~~~~~~~~~~~Lovely weather we're having~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

The job of the Death Star according to Eddie Izzard: "It does death."

~~~~~~~~~~~Actually, I lied. It's rather hot out at the moment~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Context is great and all, but certain things are much better without it; such as "Nikki and Tommy were now husbands-", "It will take him forty years to eat this banana", and "crotch lensflare".

But not together, that would be silly.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Exclamation points make me slightly nauseous.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Sometimes I make little notes to myself. They never make sense, but it's always more fun when there are little pictures to go with it. I believe that I currently have somewhere from five to eight point seven [5 - 8.7] Microsoft Word documents consisting of me leaving memos to myself to research things. And by things, I mean people, and by people I mainly mean Dean Stockwell.

~~~~~~~~~~Creeper alert~~~~~~~~~~~

I once created a flowchart connecting Star Wars to three of the Star Trek series; I would've done more, but I've not seen Deep Space Nine... or that other one that I can't remember.