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Joined 11-14-11, id: 3429949, Profile Updated: 11-14-11

So I don't have the e-mail address of my other fan fiction account so I created a new one. Haven't been on for awhile but just got back into Transformers and Pitch Black fan fiction.


My Day at the Office

Holly: Will you pick the hairs off my back.

Izhar: Ywww I have a better idea.

Going to Michka’s office he grabs a lint roller.

Holly to Michka’s: I think I am putting Izhar out of his comfort zone today.

Izhar: Turn around.

Proceeds to lint roll Holly’s back with a used lint sheet.

Izhar: It’s not coming off. Must be supper sticky hair.

Michka: Did you rip off the lint sheet.

Izhar: No

Holly: Ewwww, your using a used sheet on me.

Izhar proceeds to rip off half the roll having to roll the unused sheets back on.

Michka: You don’t even know how to use a lint roller.

Izhar: Yes I do, this is one I brought from home.

Continues to lint roll Holly’s back

Izhar: How low do you want me to go, it’s hairy down there.

Michka and Holly bust up laughing

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Transformers: I'm Crazy, Right?--Rewrite is Transformers: Herald, Host by Falcon's Hyperdrive reviews
Kate has a voice in her head and she's just been transported to the world of Transformers. She can't outrun her troubles, however, for some things hold true between the realities. Her kidnappers are one of them. Adding the Decepticons to the mix just makes things worse. It's enough to drive any girl insane, and she's sure she's already there. (rewritten, see last chapter for info)
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 83,323 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 3/28/2015 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Ironhide, Ratchet, Jazz, OC - Complete
Primary Mechanisms by UlurNaga reviews
She was always teaching people about ways to revolutionise machinery. But after taking a job at N.E.S.T as their mechanic, it turns out the machines have a few things to teach her instead. Optimus/OC Rated for language & sexual content in later chapters.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 118 - Words: 428,287 - Reviews: 4536 - Favs: 2,183 - Follows: 1,739 - Updated: 3/11/2014 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Optimus Prime
Pendulum's Fall by Disgruntled Cola reviews
Friendships are tested when a malicious prank goes horribly awry leaving Wheeljack and others betrayed. Loyalties are tested, and Allison learns the real meaning of the word Autobot when the Decepticon's play their hand. WJ/OC fluff, no pairings or slash
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 29 - Words: 170,700 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/17/2013 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Wheeljack, Sunstreaker
You Have Found a Home by Cairistona reviews
When Auri came to earth, she didn't expect Cons, rules or liaisons, or how different life would be, but neither did she expect the friends she would find, the fun she would have, & the family she'd gain.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 88 - Words: 397,919 - Reviews: 745 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 4/2/2013 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Ironhide, Chromia, Elita-1, Optimus Prime - Complete
These Paths We Tread by T.M.Wolf reviews
Catherine has been friends with Sam for as long as she can remember, and been in love with him for the past two years. Too bad Mikaela and an alien war got in the way and messed everything up. Or, at least that's what she thought. And to think it all started with a pair of glasses... SideswipexOC
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 79 - Words: 701,827 - Reviews: 1593 - Favs: 863 - Follows: 525 - Updated: 2/22/2013 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Sam W., Sideswipe - Complete
Through a Cybercat's Optics by Lunar Mist reviews
I just wanted to get home before curfew. Was that really too much to ask? Now, I'm stuck as a cybercat, and to make matters worse, I was adopted! By a mech, no less! Oh, and not just any mech. Optimus Prime. My life is so over. Just shoot me now. OP/OC
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 257,860 - Reviews: 1443 - Favs: 772 - Follows: 423 - Updated: 11/5/2012 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Optimus Prime - Complete
The Little Things In Life by Cornmaize122 reviews
A year and a half since I died and my happy ending isn't all that happy. Plus, my darker side suddenly has a mind of its own. Good? Frag no. On top of that, I'm sparked up by a certain Mustang. Life just got more complicated, and EVERYTHING is changing.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,377 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Barricade, Jazz
I Lost a World! by Rose's.wings reviews
She was just a girl with nothing to do, but that changes when she wakes up on another planet and is taken in by aliens. All she wants is to find her sister and go home but with civil war looming, not to mention the speech barrier, will she ever get back?
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 126,407 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 12/20/2011 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Optimus Prime - Complete