Impassive Purple
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Joined 02-02-16, id: 7514478, Profile Updated: 07-27-18
Author has written 3 stories for Naruto, and Pokémon.

Yo. I'm Purple. What's up?

Not exactly a top tier writer (Pfft. In other words "awful, read at your own discretion"), but I do enjoy it sometimes, despite it's... challenges. Have a problem with any of my stories or the decisions made in them? Cool. Review, or send me a PM or something if you really care that much about it. If you so feel the need to rip me to shreds, please do so. I appreciate the fact that you're passionate enough.

With that out of the way, beware that I have a habit of often getting bored of writing. If I write a story you like (You've surpassed the first great hurdle), and it ends up without any updates for an extended period of time--a few months, a year--you can probably presume that it's been "dropped". Now, whether or not I eventually pick up the story or idea again at a later date is up in the air. Usually by the time I feel like writing again new ideas have already been circling around in my head, and I've written quite a few "first chapters" of stories that I don't see going anywhere, and thus are deleted.

If I posted everything I wrote, I'd likely have dozens of two-to-three chapter stories. However, I'd much prefer dedicating myself to one at a time, and getting that story to at least around the "ten chapter" benchmark. That said, I'm very unimpressed by myself and the things I write thus far, posted or not. I'm also aware the quality and length of my posted stories do leave much to be desired. So... Meh.

One day I'll write something great. Yeah.

Eventually.

Sometime.

Maybe later.

As a side note, go spam Terror asking for him to write his numerous ideas. Tell him Purple sent you. And when he replies with "Tell Purple to go fuck himself", tell him to cut the bullshit. Please and thank you.

Other than that, good day to you.


P.S.

I've been contacted a few times with story requests and such; please do know I likely won't be doing any of these. I greatly encourage any such people to take up writing themselves if they feel their ideas are good enough. Yes, it's frustrating at times but...

Well, that's pretty much it; super frustrating. For me anyway.

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Second Wind by The Lost Samurai reviews
Luffy and Zoro awaken in two different parts of East Blue, both with the same thing on their mind. Protect the crew. There would be no failures this time around, Captain's orders. As bits and pieces of the unknown past that the two comrades share are gradually revealed, the rest of the crew can only speculate. For all their absolute resolve, they're hiding something. Time Travel AU
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 67 - Words: 274,145 - Reviews: 5534 - Favs: 8,554 - Follows: 8,970 - Updated: 8/14 - Published: 2/11/2015 - Luffy, Zoro, Straw Hats P.
Through the Looking Glass by vendetta543 reviews
1934, one year since becoming Spider-Man. He'd dealt with gangsters, insane scientists and whatever else old New York could spare. Then suddenly things...changed. A world brimming with 'progress', wannabe clowns calling themselves super and a noisy dame in white. Didn't matter; he'd still be the one left standing. (Spider-Man Noir and Spider-Gwen crossover)
Spider-Man - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 149 - Words: 1,321,119 - Reviews: 1787 - Favs: 830 - Follows: 753 - Updated: 3/6 - Published: 9/24/2016 - [Peter P./Spider-Man, Gwen S./Spider-Gwen] Mary Jane W., Cindy M./Silk
Locked Away by N-I-N-T reviews
Follows coma theory: Ash wakes up from a ten year coma to realize that all of his adventures were only a figment of his imagination; but he questions if they were more than that. Everything has changed in ten years, and he must put back all the shattered pieces while he embarks on a new journey to save the world and himself. Pokeshipping
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 64 - Words: 541,957 - Reviews: 1013 - Favs: 626 - Follows: 687 - Updated: 1/26 - Published: 1/30/2016 - [Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi]
Rotten to the core by xxTerror33xx reviews
Nature is a cycle; it's life and death and everything in-between and after. For new life to appear something has to rot away, to decay and provide the space. It's a sign of rebirth to break down to it's most basic elements and be rebuilt in a new form. But it's also a indicator of something that is foul and rancid, of necrosis and disease. The Shinobi system is rotten.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/30/2018
Enraptured in Ice by KibaElunal reviews
At the height of Overwatch's thirty years of service, many members were dedicated to using science to seek out solutions to Earth's growing problems. One such scientist is Mei Ling Zhou who in an emergency placed herself and her crew into cryostasis. However, something went wrong and five years later she is revived by Winston's young lab assistant, eager to prove himself. (Lemons)
Overwatch - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 125,308 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 6/4/2018 - Published: 6/6/2016 - OC, Mei - Complete
TentenTen by UknownHero reviews
Based on Ben 10. Tenten never thought she would wield the power of the Tailed Beasts at the palm of her hands, er, wrists. But power like that won't stay quiet for very long. She must now learn how to unleash the full potential of the Akuma Braces and defeat those after its power... and eventually become one of the greatest legends in the Elemental Nations.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,499 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 4/29/2018 - Published: 2/23/2017 - Naruto U., Tenten, Bijū/Tailed Beasts, Jinchuriki
Plucking Strings by Digitize27 reviews
A chance collision early in Naruto's life will irrevocably change the path he takes; what happens when Naruto's views are shifted before even his dream to become Hokage? Where will his new path take him, and how many strings will he pull or threads will he trip over along the way? Puppeteer!Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 49 - Words: 281,182 - Reviews: 2897 - Favs: 4,524 - Follows: 3,906 - Updated: 12/24/2017 - Published: 7/1/2014 - Naruto U. - Complete
Aqua X Kazuma: Saisei by Exciel reviews
Aqua is about to give Kazuma a Goddess Blessing on this wonderful world.
KonoSuba: God's Blessing on This Wonderful World - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,362 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 12/4/2017 - Published: 11/7/2017 - Aqua, Megumin, Darkness, Kazuma S.
Radiant Crimson (Adopted by elixejo, check there instead) by PRONTO3000 reviews
Stop spamming my email, dammit.
KonoSuba: God's Blessing on This Wonderful World - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,688 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 6/9/2017 - Published: 3/30/2016 - [Kazuma S., Megumin] Eris - Complete
A Night on the Town by Hideyori Onsen reviews
Naruto always runs into drunken angry mobs in Konoha. But Konoha is a big place surely they can't all be angry all the time right? A story of what happens when Naruto runs into a pretty "unique" mob. Rated M for language just to be safe
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 34 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
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Bane of my Existence reviews
"You… You wouldn't." Ash whispered. "You're... not really evil…" It went against everything he knew. Everything he had ever seen and learned. Pokemon could be mean; never evil. However, this creature just served to prove him wrong in the most agonizingly slow way possible. More cold echoed giggling erupted around him, followed by three simple words. "Count the days." [Odd AU]
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,243 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/28/2018 - Published: 7/26/2018 - Ash K./Satoshi, Banette/Juppeta
Summon's Exile reviews
A human, a bird, a few foxes, and a badger sounds like the start of a bedtime story; it was the start of a boy who became a hero to his world, a black sheep to his village, a traitor to his kin, and finally a risk to humanity. Honestly, the title "Sage of Decay" fit him rather nicely. In an ironic sorta way.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 45,571 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 9/13/2017 - Published: 3/22/2017 - Naruto U.
The Second Cry reviews
[Discontinued] In which pain and death are a constant. Where values are assigned to everything. People will be people after all, and Naruto just happens to be stuck in this less than ideal world, disconnected from everyone else by force- turned choice... Sentiment and value are worthless if you're dead. "Whatever... Not my problem, right?" (OOC, Kikoku/Sword Wielding Naruto)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 73,058 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 11/19/2016 - Published: 3/24/2016 - [Naruto U., Ami] Izumi U.