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Liar Liar by cherryvvoid reviews
She would shape the future in her favor because if there was one thing she wouldn't do as Misa Amane, it was die over a man. SI!Misa Amane
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,608 - Reviews: 1070 - Favs: 2,197 - Follows: 2,690 - Updated: 6/16 - Published: 12/24/2013 - Light Y., L, Misa A., OC
Forever the Faithful Fan by Satchelle reviews
If YOU were sucked into the world of Death Note, your first thought would be - "Who slipped me acid?" Your second would be - "Who slipped me FREAK'N ACID?" And your third would be - "I know! I've read every volume and seen every episode like a good fanchild and I'll save the day! HOORAY!" Then things get complicated. LXOC (CONTINUED IN PART 2 - FOREVER THE FALLEN FAN!)
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 263,558 - Reviews: 2128 - Favs: 1,602 - Follows: 1,603 - Updated: 5/14 - Published: 6/5/2010 - L, OC - Complete
The Shadow of Angmar by Steelbadger reviews
The Master of Death is a dangerous title; many would claim to hold a position greater than Death. Harry is pulled to Middle-earth by the Witch King of Angmar in an attempt to bring Morgoth back to Arda. A year later Angmar falls and Harry is freed. What will he do with the eternity granted to him? Story begins 1000 years before LotR. Eventual major canon divergence.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 167,653 - Reviews: 4441 - Favs: 10,645 - Follows: 13,012 - Updated: 2/22 - Published: 3/15/2015 - Harry P.
Again and Again by Athey reviews
The Do-Over Fic - a chance to do things again, but this time-To Get it Right. But is it really such a blessing as it appears? A jaded, darker, bitter, and tired wizard who just wants to die; but can't. A chance to learn how to live, from the most unexpected source. slytherin!harry, dark!harry, eventual slash, lv/hp
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 44 - Words: 335,972 - Reviews: 5926 - Favs: 11,262 - Follows: 11,307 - Updated: 10/7/2018 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.
Romantic Idealism by Meowmers reviews
She falls in love with him when she's 12, but by the time she's 17 she wants him dead. For Tom Riddle, its vice versa. Tomione. AU. M for a reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 55,301 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 1,845 - Follows: 682 - Updated: 3/27/2016 - Published: 3/12/2016 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Encounters by ryulabird2 reviews
Harry Potter and L Lawliet have almost met three times and meeting once may be the best thing that ever happened to them. eventual slash. L/HP ABANDONED
Crossover - Harry Potter & Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 72,482 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 1,208 - Follows: 1,373 - Updated: 3/9/2016 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Harry P., L - Complete
The Point of No Return by Araceil reviews
(Adopted from Monsters-Need-Love-Too) A faulty Portkey, a mangled leg, a dead classmate, a pair of wands, and a one way ticket to Isla Sorna. Today just isn't Harry Potter's day. Neither is tomorrow. Next week isn't looking too good either. Next month? How about next year? No? DAMN! (BAMF!Survivor!Harry, Slash, Timeline compliant.)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,133 - Reviews: 912 - Favs: 3,174 - Follows: 3,748 - Updated: 7/24/2015 - Published: 9/30/2013 - Harry P.
Ink Stains by Dreams2Paper11 reviews
In which Harry was sealed inside Tom Riddle's diary during his second year and tossed into another world, upon where he finds himself in Bruce Banner's lonely hands. With the life Banner leads, he supposes that he shouldn't be surprised by this "Harry Potter" being. Really, there wasn't enough coffee in the world to deal with this.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 66,750 - Reviews: 2180 - Favs: 1,638 - Follows: 1,286 - Updated: 6/25/2015 - Published: 6/1/2013 - Harry P., Hulk/Bruce B.
Birds of a Feather by Von reviews
Tiboldt's Family Circus brings together two birds of a feather. The world tries to tear them apart. (Rated M for some foul language later on in the story. No ship - or I suppose, any ship you want to see.)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,933 - Reviews: 623 - Favs: 1,699 - Follows: 2,402 - Updated: 4/6/2015 - Published: 8/24/2013 - Harry P., Hawkeye/Clint B.
Harry Potter and the Boy Who Lived by The Santi reviews
Harry Potter loves, and is loved by, his parents, his godfather, and his brother. He isn’t mistreated, abused, or neglected. So why is he a Dark Wizard? NonBWL!Harry. Not your typical Harry’s brother is the Boy Who Lived story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 147,796 - Reviews: 4602 - Favs: 11,663 - Follows: 11,864 - Updated: 1/3/2015 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Harry P.
His Web and the Spider In It by williamsangel88 reviews
No one could deny that Sherlock Holmes's homeless network was well used. It was wide and spread all over London. It didn't only have adults either. One-Shot, starts when Sherlock first starts to build his web until John enters the picture.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,840 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 237 - Published: 12/6/2014 - Harry P., Sherlock H. - Complete
Empathy by Blind Author reviews
John is an empath. Which isn't nearly as much fun as it sounds. Most of the time, it's not even useful. Sherlock/John, disregards Season 3.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 37,358 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 930 - Follows: 212 - Published: 11/28/2014 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Changeling by romanescue reviews
Feeling like he and his friends have drifted apart, Harry makes the choice to start over somewhere new. He should have known that even in another world, trouble would still find him; this time in the form of a strange detective. Deaged!Genius!ESP!Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 70,183 - Reviews: 2153 - Favs: 5,194 - Follows: 5,983 - Updated: 2/28/2014 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Harry P., L
Freak Like Me by black.k.kat reviews
A bout of accidental magic takes Harry Potter, all of six, to Munich Circus. There he meets a boy with blue skin and a similar talent. Freaks stick together, right? COMPLETE.
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,997 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 1,676 - Follows: 442 - Published: 2/1/2014 - [Harry P., Nightcrawler] - Complete
Ephemeral Time by Mystical Magician reviews
With nothing left to lose, Harry sends himself as far back into the past as his death will allow him. Tom Riddle is easy enough to take care of, but there are more threats than just the teenage Dark Lord. HP/AD slash. Time Travel
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 66,001 - Reviews: 1093 - Favs: 2,319 - Follows: 2,829 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Harry P., Albus D.
Bantam Wars by thursdayplaid reviews
John and Tim are on their way to stop the evil Dr. Grendel once and for all. Third in the Wee Doctor series.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 25 - Words: 89,281 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 9/14/2013 - Published: 5/31/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., DI Dimmock
Delusional by jessylane318 reviews
Revamped. He battled the Basilisk, killed it even, but laid wounded beyond reach, dying. The poison would end him, and with him Ginny. But it didn't kill him. It changed him, moved him to a world he hadn't known existed. It gave him hope. And despair.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 36,429 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 996 - Follows: 423 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Harry P., Aragorn - Complete
Small Families by thursdayplaid reviews
John Watson was ripped from his life and thrown back into a London where he's never existed, in the body of an eight year old child. In the struggle to get back his place in the world he becomes part of the lives of homeless children, street kings and a man life him, the once DI Dimmock. But what will he be in the life of the singular Sherlock Holmes?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 22 - Words: 81,007 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 913 - Follows: 597 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 8/2/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
There's No Such Thing as Normal by onewealthyhobo reviews
Now I really get it. The kid ain't normal. 'Daddy' can't leave the kid with someone. They'd find out, they'd hurt him, they'd call someone to take him away, open him up and see what's inside. TV says it's bullshit,I know better. Slash
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,671 - Reviews: 685 - Favs: 1,980 - Follows: 2,807 - Updated: 1/23/2013 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Harry P., Logan/Wolverine
Embracing Absurdism by EmpyrealFantasy reviews
ºHarry/Balthierº Wherein magic opens eyes long closed to the world, tearing down walls previously unscaled. And two jaded souls might find something more than treasure in the ruins thereof. ºPost DH, in-game, challenge ficº
Crossover - Harry Potter & Final Fantasy XII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 55,372 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 702 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Harry P., Balthier
The Cupboard by FranticArmoire reviews
What begins as a simple trip to retrieve extra cleaning supplies for his mother turns into something more for Dudley, something even he can't explain. He still hasn't forgotten what the Dementors showed him the previous summer, and he's beginning to think that maybe they were right after all. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,467 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 1,891 - Follows: 341 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
The Wee Doctor by thursdayplaid reviews
ChildJohn. AU When John takes a bullet he suddenly finds himself much smaller than he was, erased from his life. He must hold on to who he is in a London that's suddenly too big for him. Crackfic 7% solution
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 58,401 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 1,408 - Follows: 662 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 7/14/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
One in Ten Thousand by Blind Author reviews
John seems to have unusual mobility for a shoulder wound… Just a random snippet that came into my mind, set after TGG. Largely gen, but could be interpreted as pre-slash.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,856 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 830 - Follows: 90 - Published: 1/31/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Lanterns by Lupa Lionsheart reviews
Ostracized and hated for his animagus form, Harry is exiled after his defeat of Voldemort and his forces. Tossed from the wizarding world he finds himself in another, and in the midst of another war. Just his luck. Grim!Harry Darkish!Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,315 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 1,287 - Follows: 1,859 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Harry P.
Shortcake by AnimeRANDOMNESS reviews
It's bad enough I'm stuck at the height of 5 foot 1. It's worse that I got saddled with the nickname "Shortcake". But developing a crush on an eccentric detective, and having said crush arrest you on suspicion of being Kira? Yep, that takes the cake.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,603 - Reviews: 816 - Favs: 1,079 - Follows: 977 - Updated: 7/27/2011 - Published: 2/9/2011 - L
Bedtime Stories by RayShippouUchiha reviews
Born of tragedy, raised in the fires of Hell, he walks through the valley of the shadow of death and fears that he is evil. When bedtime stories are long since over Jim Kirk struggles to survive. *Abuse, Tarsus, use of Vulcan, grim!feral!Jim, Spirk,
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 62,835 - Reviews: 1107 - Favs: 1,720 - Follows: 1,826 - Updated: 7/5/2011 - Published: 5/5/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock
Faerie Touched by Blind Author reviews
Complete. AU. In a world of sorcerers and magic, Sherlock is a Faerie-born and John, lacking any kind of magical talent, often seems a bit out of place. But he has a gift all his own...Slash, Sherlock/John
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,781 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 2,362 - Follows: 293 - Published: 6/16/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Beauty or Precision by fyren galan reviews
Neville didn’t take stock in beauty. He had no need for it. Precision, however, was a different story. Neville/Severus SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,473 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Neville L., Severus S. - Complete
Timely Errors by Worfe reviews
Harry Potter never had much luck, being sent to his parents’ past should have been expected. 'Complete' Time travel fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 130,020 - Reviews: 2224 - Favs: 10,289 - Follows: 3,011 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Enough by Dreaming of Everything reviews
--Gen, OC, 1st person-- I expected to live an ordinary life: I was wrong. I was kidnapped, captured, by Decepticons. They needed a human hostage. I knew I was going to die. I didn't know when. And I lived with that... It changes you. This is my story.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,232 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Complete
Across the Universe by mira mirth reviews
Vague spoilers for PS-HBP. One-shot. James Potter observes as Harry arrives to an alternate dimension where his parents are alive and Neville is the Boy-Who-Lived. Trying to teach old cliches new tricks, here.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,885 - Reviews: 705 - Favs: 4,655 - Follows: 855 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Are You Now Or Have You Ever Been? by fyre reviews
No one will ever accuse Severus Snape of being a Gryffindor.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,066 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 51 - Published: 10/13/2003 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete