My favorite quotes:

your one ugly motherf*ker. - Schwarzenegger, Predator

there's some thing waiting for us, and it ain't no man. we all gonna die. - Billy, Predator

one knife has one thousand and one uses. - i have no idea

I'll be back. - Schwarzenegger, Terminator 2

do you think this is the real Quaid? ha ha ha, it is. - Schwarzenegger, total recall

I'm not gonna hurt ya honey, I'm just gonna bash your brains in! - Jack Nicholson, The Shining

we will continue when things get back to normal.

define normal. - saphira and eragon, eldest

copy into profiles:

If you think Elva is an obnoxious jerk to EVERYONE, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

2 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. If you would be one of the 8 percent who would be laughing their heads off, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are guilty of doing a British, Irish, Australian, Southern accent or Elvis impression, copy this in your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

65 percent of teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then reading,If you are part of the 35 percent who read more that watch TV then cut and paste this to your Profile.

If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this onto your profile.

There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile (I wish...sigh)

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are a strong supporter of S.P.E.W. (Society for the Promotion of Elvish Welfare), and want to give all the little House Elves neon colored socks, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have inside jokes with yourself copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

If you compare people (even random strangers) to book characters, copy and paste onto your profile

When inanimate objects bully you when you're tired, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If this list of copy and paste stuff is too long, copy and paste onto your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to be an author, copy and paste onto your profile. (definitely YES!)

if you like LyraxWill, copy this into your profile.

if you think Arnold Schwarzenegger is funny, copy this into your profile.

if you've ever backflipped, copy this into your profile. (hell, yeah.)

if you ate a hamburger, copy this into your profile. if you want to see master chief again, copy this into your profile.

The Percy Jackson pledge:

I promise to remember Percy
Whenever I'm at sea
I promise to remember Annabeth
Whenever a spider comes at me
I promise to protect nature
For Grover's sake of course
I promise to remember Luke
When my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Chiron
Whenever I see a sign that says ''Free Pony Ride''
I promise to remember Tyson
Whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side
I promise to remember Thalia
Whenever a friend is scared of heights
I promise to remember Clarisse
Whenever I see someone that gives me a fright
I promise to remember Bianca
Whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother
I promise to remember Nico
Whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others
I promise to remember Zoe
Whenever I watch the stars
I promise to remember Rachel
Whenever a limo passes my car
Yes I promise to remember PJO
Wherever I may go