Noa was a normal teenage girl - until she got reborn into the Elemental Nations. "I never realized how small Konoha was I grew up in another world - one without chakra - as a normal, teenage girl who just happened to have read Naruto a couple of times." M FOR LANGUAGE AND CANON-TYPICAL VIOLENCE.

Then the smell hit her. All alphas, every one of them. A stifling cacophony of masculine scents rushed into her lungs, making her knees buckle before she steadied herself. The silver haired man smirked as if he knew what she was thinking. "Yeah, we're fucking hot." He said smugly. "Even betas love the smell."

Time line, what time line? Or Harriet makes her way around the elemental countries and encounters a few *cough* unique people and situations. Told in short, non-sequential spurts. FemHarry. Connected to the AUD universe.

So, dying sucks, but hey, I get a chance at reincarnation with a special power, and that power is 'The Gamer' so that's awesome! But... I'm being reincarnated into the world of Naruto, where giant chakra beasts can nuke you, crazy Uchiha roam who want to rule the world with the power of the moon, a guy who thinks he's a god wants to 'share his pain'. Yup, I am going to die again...

Due to a paperwork mistake in God's waiting room, I was reincarnated with my memories intact. No pain, no gain, or so they say. But with a bit of luck, this might just turn out alright.

It was done. The two biggest secrets in Konoha were out. Now, at max level, and wanted by Konoha, our favorite minmaxer has to do the impossible: Break the Cycle of Hatred.

Reincarnating as a crow was nicer than you would think... until the Trouble Twins found the summoning scroll for the Karasu. Then they grew on her and she had to save their lives. How annoying. They better gave her lots of almonds or she'll elope with the ninken summoner! - Uchiha Massacre Fix-it

A rewrite of Sakura. In which a blunt, and eccentric OC is placed into the body of Sakura Haruno at the start of the series. Nothing at all could possibly go wrong.

Because you have no idea how irritating hearing the thoughts of the people around you can get. Especially when they're concocting villainous plans and tend to mentally laugh manically. SI-OC. Yamanaka Kekkai Genkai Mutation!OC. Shikamaru/OC

Out of all the kekkei genkai she would have liked to get, the eyes of Samsara wouldn't be her first - or second - choice. So naturally, that was the exact one she got. SI-OC/Itachi. Uchiha!SI-OC. Rinnegan!SI-OC.

Uzumaki Naruto wakes up one day to find out that his life has been turned into a RPG game, thanks to his 'Gamer' ability. What should he do about this? Smart(er) Naruto. Elements of Romance Games included in later chapters, so possible upgrade to M later. NarutoxHarem. Now has a TVTropes page!

Sakura couldn't believe this was happening. Having the seven billionaires fighting over you to be their personal secretary, And having other billionaires fighting for you too? Sakura hated this even more than her secretary job. Sequel to PHS

Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert. No pairings.

A min-maxing Self-Insert ruins himself at character creation.

It's time to stop waiting for other people to save you. A story about fear, resilience, and Sakura.

A young Jasmine Potter escapes a terrible home situation by teleporting herself to the Elemental Nations. Against all odds, she will turn her life around, gain family and friends, and finally… Grow Strong. fem!Harry. IS BEING REWRITTEN

It's been two years since the girl that was once Jasmine Potter last set foot into Konohagakure. Surrounded by sinister plots, dangerous foes are on the rise. With old and new allies by her side, she'll fight to protect everything she has ever loved. Now if only it were so easy to unravel who is friend and who is foe... Sequel to 'Growing Strong'. TO BE REWRITTEN

Harry Potter always seemed to be a magnet for trouble. And trouble it was, as a bit of magic transported her into the body of Ichiraku Ramen Stand owner's daughter. Harriet, now Ayame, must now struggle between hiding her magical ways, adjusting to life in Konoha and dealing with the attention of multiple ninja. Dear Merlin [Fem!Harry, Reverse Harem, Final Pairing TBD]

How did it come to this? Oh wait, I remember now. My weakness for all things cute. (Self-Insert)

A man wakes up to find himself inside the world of Naruto experiencing it via a video game. Forced to fight to survive, he sets upon a path of self-discovery, whether to save this world or destroy it. Self Insert. Finished, finally.

"When did you start to remember?" He asked next, relaxing further in his seat, which Kyo found calming. In which another lease on life is a bit more complicated than Kyo had at first anticipated. OC Self-Insert.

Liquid Luck, the store on the outskirts of the shopping district, was like nothing Hiruzen had ever imagined.

Nick Fury has about had it with the amount of bizarre experiences. Super humans, alien invasions, gods! The only exception might be the little wizard who speaks of the freedom in flight and weaves tales of Death as an old friend.

Part Two to "I Never Realized How Small Konoha Was' : Six years have passed, and Team 7 - Noa's Team 7 - has finally reunited. But now that Noa has the means, she's faced with the task of dealing with the war she knows is looming on the horizon.

Harry was never the only person with a penchant for tripping into the most absurd of situations. Reincarnated!Hermione. Somewhat darker than the usual take on Naruto. Political machinations. Character progression. Strong friendship, no romance.

She couldn't remember if she was a little girl, a grown woman, or some kind of wild beast. All she wants is what everyone wants- a purpose, a reason to be. The day she meets the man who embodies the ocean, is the day she chooses the path she will take in this life. Because it wasn't about her. Maybe it never was. Gen. SI/OC

A SI/OC told from an outsider's perspective about Machiko Uchiha, twin sister of Mikoto Uchiha. FINAL EPILOGUE UP

The Sage of the six paths knew that his ideal of peace had failed, but what had he done wrong? Why couldn't any of the reincarnations of his sons fulfill his wish of peace? He finally found his answer. He needed a third party. A peacemaker of sorts.

I was never a fan of irony, even more so after died. I should be pretty happy that I was given a second chance at life, except guess who's still irony's b*tch? Yo. My name is Akimichi Chōko and I just wanna live... SI OC [Cover Art: skyfloe]

Lost... displaced. I wake in an unfamiliar bed, staring at an unfamiliar ceiling. This is certainly not my proper when and where. (Self-Insert, starts slowly.)

Things aren't always as simple as they seem. Just because he found himself in a new world, Naruto shouldn't have forgotten this. Now he must deal with angel, fallen angels, devils, perverts and god, all while maintaining a relationship and running his store. Things can never be simple for him.

What happens when a SI gets reborn in the world of Naruto and is willing to lie, cheat and steal his way to power? Magical Vivisectionist Pretty Oro-tan, eat your heart out - this is how you bootstrap your way to godhood. No re-treading the same old missions here.

In the Land of Fire of an unnamed village, rumors circle about a miracle healer who does not require the use of Chakra. All Hari has ever wanted was to stay off the radar, but Death and his saving-people syndrome refuse to let him. (In which, the Master of Death finds himself in the crazy midst of shinobi while trying to live a peaceful life)

"Are you settling for poetic irony? You must be a pretty dramatic person, flinging yourself to a watery death just to make a point of your name." In which Shisui lives and meets a little spitfire of a girl. pre-Shisui/fem!Harry (Fourth in my Reincarnation series)

Sakura, a sword smith, is nearly killed for what she really is: a sage, one who can animate weapons into warriors and give bodies to the souls she hears inside swords. Now a refugee in the land of Kiri she's building an army because it's her only hope for survival and maybe even happiness. SakuraKiri Sakura centric

(Time travel) Stuck between a war, a clan full of suspicious sharingan users and two very interested Uchiha, can our pinkette find a way to get home without drawing unneeded attention? -MadaSakuIzu- (Oneshot turned multichapter as of 17/12/17)

Everyone know about how Hidan slaughtered his neighbors before heading off to join the Akatsuki. What most didn't know was that just like Itachi Uchiha, Hidan had someone he just couldn't kill. A little girl who was founded and taken in by the Village Hidden in the Leaves. A girl who would be placed on Team Seven. A girl named Sakura Haruno.

Life was strange and having another life to sort through was even stranger. Other people's memories meant absolutely nothing but they still teach the inexperienced, to help them go through life easier. That didn't help Torito Yuu deal with a life he barely remembers though, it mostly gave him dizzy spells and a companion that was much of an asshole as he was. ReincarnatedOMC, m/m.

At the eve of the third shinobi war, Hatake Sakumo walks into a tea shop, and befriends the strange foreign owner whose eyes are so green they almost seem to glow.

*COMPLETE* A blossoming internet (Tumblr) friendship soon develops into something more. Nalu. AU. Slice of life. *COMPLETE*

Hinata, while small and unassuming, can also be intense and intimidating, especially while on the court. For some people (read: a lot of people) this is somehow attractive. Case in point, this is the third time in a month that Daichi is forced to shoo Oikawa out of the gym with a broom for harassing Karasuno's number ten. OOC, Crack, Mostly drabbles that'll probably be out of order

Being born into Hyuga clan is cool, being The Gamer is even cooler. Too bad some characters are just too OP. AU Self-Insert / SI

Back in time and armed with years of future knowledge, Sakura is ready to take the world by storm. Except... she's four again, not twelve. Ah well, nobody said she couldn't start a little early. Gen, time travel, AU, Sakuracentric.

Life's a lot easier when no one knows you and your only worry is whether or not people in each world speak the same languages you do. Harry can attest to it; he's been jumping for years. He knows how to keep his head down and not get invested. On hindsight, with his track record, Harry supposed it was only a matter of time until he did exactly that.

Being reborn into the Uchiha clan in the same generation as Itachi promises nothing but a short-lived second life. But, hey—if I'm going to die with certainty, I might as well go out with a bang, right? SI Rebirth. Complete; all extras posted.

Sakura wanted to die. Sasori was fine with staying dead. But it seemed fate had other plans for them, because when they both wake up younger with blood pulsing through their veins, they had to remember how to live again. Time Travel AU

Next time I get reborn I want a human body. Not a giant orange fox. SI-OC!Kurama

"At least the other clan kids of the series had something to protect themselves with practically from birth. Sakura was blessed with the oh so helpful gift of a larger than average forehead." The remedy is often worse than the disease it cures. I refused to be that remedy. OC-insert as Sakura Semi-AU

Lucy's father finally allowed her to go to Magnolia High but the problem is there was no more space in the girls dorm. So, how did she end up in a special doom with 5 hot students and a hot teacher, further more how did she end up dressing up as a boy!So, we'll it be a Nalu, StiLu, LaLu, Lolu, RoLu or ZeLu?

Madara runs into a girl with bright red hair and impossibly green eyes, and suddenly, his future's not set in stone anymore. Fem!Harry, HP x Madara COMPLETE

"A fated destiny... To be honest, I'd rather not." Though this world had a lot of fascinating things, a soulmate was something that he could do without. The whole thing just seemed so troublesome. (There's a spinning compass on his wrist and an ache deep in his bones, but Tadashi refuses to let that stop him. Not now, when he can finally start over.) [Soulmate AU, SI/OC]

Dying and being reborn into Sakura Haruno's body at the start of Naruto can really put a spin on a girl's perspective. Self Insert, single OC warning & actual summary inside. -COMPLETE-

KISASAKU. Waking up next to Kisame was a unique experience for Sakura, but with the time alone to contemplate their recent shift in relationship, she takes the time to explore him. - - - Shameless (and I really do mean shameless) smut.

Theories refuse to hold up under practical applications, and Mar finds herself in an interesting predicament. Sure, it's interesting to read in fanfiction, but to live it? Sequel to A Kat's Tale, please refer to the previously mentioned before starting this adventure.

Being reincarnated as Lucy Heartfilia's older twin sister did not mean she was going to become a stupid Fairy Tail Mage. She had more ambition than that. OC/Si/Lucy's twin sister.

On one hand, he feels like he should have seen this coming. On the other, he can't evidently see how anyone could have really put all the pieces together. (mod!fem!Harry).

It all started with curiosity getting the better of a civilian girl when she decided to say "hello" to the most hated child in Konoha. (This is probably going to turn into a crack fic lol).

She'd never had a mark to indicate her soulmate was out there somewhere. Well, that is until she nearly kills him. He impaled her with a sword first—her actions were totally justified. She'd thought that would be an obvious sign that they should steer clear of each other, but he seems to have different ideas. Rated T. Deviates from canon, obviously. COMPLETE.

Raven Townsend is a foreign exchange student from the States and staying with the Fujioka family during her studies at Ouran Academy. However, due to her extreme tomboy nature and hatred of most feminine things, her friend Haruhi isn't the only one mistaken as a boy by the Host Club, where she's declared the 'Broody' type. Hikaru/OC.

While inside of a popular coffeehouse and bakery place, Lucy Heartfilia is taking a break from writing by playing Pokémon GO. The peaceful atmosphere is ruined when a pink-haired stranger bursts through the doors. He calls her out by her username and is clearly fired up about things... (Hiro Mashima owns Fairy Tail. The Pokémon Company owns Pokémon. Niantic owns Pokémon GO.)

The ultimate dream: being born into your favorite manga. But the ninja life is in no way as romantic as it looks. But it's also not all that terrible. Hisana is fervently working on keeping it that way. An OC insert. Sequel up.

Life is hard when you're a succubus that's literally dying of starvation because you're too afraid to put the moves on your half-dragon best friend. Tossing in a descendant of Jack Frost, an overemotional siren, and several other mythological creatures only makes life ever more difficult. Paranormal AU. NaLu, Gruvia, and more.

The story of Inoue Shiori, the civilian reincarnation that made her life in the Naruto World without directly interfering with the timeline and the ripples that she caused. OC, SI (Self Insert), AU

Harriet Potter has to flee from England better yet, she has to vanish from this World. An acquaintance has a solution for the problem but is she really ready for what this entails? Fem Harry Potter

They called her lazy, apathetic, and amoral. They also said she was, by turns, too smart and too dumb. She liked to think she was funny. None of them were wrong. OC/Self Insert

Everyone in Konoha could tell you this, Hatake Kakashi is never on time, except if it's a life-or-death situation. So when he's in advance ? When he is, the world comes crashing at your feet. You can ask Kurenai and Asuma. FemHarry/Kakashi

Kuroo is musing about how he was the luckiest man alive. KuroTsukki, Fluff, Omegaverse

Life can be a cruel thing, especially when it was never meant to be given to you in the first place. Self-Insert / SI OC. -COMPLETE-

Yachi gets a boyfriend. Cue a bunch of overprotective idiots.

Kana Saito was afraid of the shinobi life. But there was one thing she wasn't afraid of: Shino Aburame. (Shino x OC)

I don't care if he doesn't know who I am. I don't care if he is with someone else. Mommy needs him to save her, so I have to find him. I have to find Natsu Dragneel. I have to find my Daddy. After Tartaros, no disbandment.

Side-story to Sakura's Initiation: Classes in Tokyo U are never boring, considering how Sakura has at least one Akatsuki member in all her classes. Is it too late to transfer?

…or how Naruto got platonic-married to one of his friends and in the end didn't regret it at all.

"Who's that pretty girl over there!" "Enough, Yamamoto." "No seriously! Kenma, do you know who that is!" "Um... oh... that's Kuroo's date." Kuroo has a girlfriend that Nekoma (except for Kenma) doesn't know about! Kuroo X OC

Natsu Dragneel—the most popular singer and model all around the world meets Lucy while running from his fans. He finds out that she isn't a fan of him and he feels completely attached to her. Will Lucy learn to love the famous Dragneel or will she leave him alone because of his popularity? [TITLE CHANGED FROM I'M IN LOVE]

Built like an assassin. That's how most would stereotype her. Unfortunately for her superiors, with the qualities of a killer come the qualities of someone who doesn't like to follow orders, and she was never one to conform with the darkness of Konoha anyways. Not even if the prodigy with the Sharingan tries to stop her. Of course, she never anticipated him taking her side. AU.

Tsukishima Kei learns a valuable lesson about having no password on his phone and passing out around his devious not-friends. Or maybe he doesn't considering the result. Texting fic, AU - University/College.

The seal was supposed to seal away the demon at the cost of his own soul. And that's what happened. Really. Do the details honestly matter that much?

Runaway Lucy Heartfilia finally gets to join Fairy Tail, house and school for homeless kids. What she didn't expect was to be brought there by a pink-haired, pyrotechnic black belt with a blue cat, that she might start falling for him, or that this boy could help her solve the mystery behind the golden keys left by her mother that hold a deadly secret. High school ninja AU. Nalu.

Time travel, the ultimate hoax to cheat in life and turn bad odds to your advantage. Or, it would be if Naruto had any idea what he was doing. Trying to save lives he holds dear, he somehow ended up as an international S-class criminal with a flee-on-sight order. Oops.

When Tanaka gets the girlfriend he's always dreamed of. Tanaka/OC. Fluff. Inspired by that scene in Episode 14 when Tanaka is pretending to have a girlfriend.

The good, the bad, and the 'what-the-hecks' of Naruto fanfiction all in one. [COMPLETE]

Yoshino has died shortly after giving birth to Shikamaru due to an assassination by Iwa. After nearly completing the standard mourning period, Shikaku now must consider marrying again, hounded by fangirls, ambitious kunoichi, and his Clan Elders. Enter a herd of intelligent deer, a confusing Owl Summons Clan, and one world-traveling witch in search of a new purpose. (AU, Fem!Harry)

She was not fully sure she wanted to be there in the first place. Still, she would adapt and pretend she was a normal civilian to keep on the down low. Not that that would work among masters of deceit. She would eventually earn their respect even if she couldn't use their fancy jutsu or wasn't from a powerful clan. But even she couldn't guess how much of a difference she would make

She seemed determined enough. Maybe she'd be able to finally answer the question that had been bugging him for a while now, since he had realised he'd forgotten the answer years ago. What colour was his carpet? eventual OC/Gai Rated for swearing

Riko wasn't exactly a social person. She preferred the company of her books over the company of people. Yet as she gets strung into a Host Club, she mourns over the loss of her peace and quiet.

Harry Potter is a good guy, really, but there are some lines that should never be crossed, and Nick Fury has just crossed them.

Naruto has always had video games to fall back on growing up while the rest of the village pretty much treated him like garbage. What happens when Naruto wakes up to find his life has become one of the video games he loves so much. Naruto/The Gamer crossover. All Chapters Revised.

Hariel Potter wanted to get away, to escape. And she did. Becoming Just Harī, determined to no longer draw attention to herself. Hatake Sakumo stepped all over those plans. FemHarry ONESHOT

Sakura and Shikamaru find each other in the woods one night. Like magnets, they just keep coming back together.

(Or - The Time MoD!Harry Got Fed Up and Dealt With Loki Himself, to the Consternation and Confusion of Everyone Else.) Some days, dealing with a bunch of bratty quasi-immortal beings and their temper tantrums just wasn't worth it. Especially when they kept causing him so much extra paperwork. [One-Shot] (Now has translation!)

What would you do when suddenly confronted with a more than 200 years old marriage contract by a teen and her lawyer? Run for the hills? Call the nice guys with the comfy, white jackets? Certainly not - agree? Well, Tony Stark always was a bit - special. [Fem!Harry, AU]

Old Lady Potter died silently in her sleep. It was Halloween to the morbid amusement and sadness of those who knew of her story, though she passed on peacefully and in no pain, with a smile on her lips - only to wake up as Uekibachi Koyoko, a potters' daughter and someone with too much time in her hands.. GenFic, Fem!Harry, Major AU.

Naruto chooses a singularly odd method of distracting the S-ranked ninja who are out to kill him.

There is something going on with Kakashi, but Minato can't figure out what. All he has are distressing deductions, each one progressively worse than the last. It's no wonder Minato can't help but fear and fear and fear. (To be fair though, it really wasn't his fault he never considered the possibility of time-travel)

Rika formed a gang and fought others in middle school. When her mom found out, she lost everything she loved: manga, martial arts, and her freedom. After years of pretending she'd become a perfect lady, she enrolls in Ouran for her last year and meets the Host Club who easily pry off her mask. Now a kidnapping threat looms large, can Honey help? HoneyxOC COMPLETE!

In which a Sugamama is a precious flustered angel, and Daichi is in denial.

Moving to a new town and attending a new school was something I could handle. But when the school is filled with an enthusiastic ramen lover, a stoic guy with hair that looks like a ducks butt, a mad pyrotechnic she-male, an insane religious psycho, and a teacher who shows you erotic tapes just because the class is called "Health" - well, that changes things. One OC warning.

All Sakura wanted was a decent costume to wear to Ino's mega-important Halloween Bash. What she never bargained for was the sudden appearance of monsters left, right and centre, all vying for her attention! SakuxMulti, comedy all around! A Halloween story because I can, and I've been writing this story for two years and didn't want to go for three. T for mild language. Enjoy!

When two jutsu clash, Sakura, injured badly, is sent careening through time to the past. Blind, she has to survive alone in the form of a child. Until she helps a man. And then her peace is destroyed and he won't leave her alone.Rated M just in case.

Death is a doorway. When Harria Potter dies, she steps through and ends up in another world unlike anything she's ever seen before. There, she does the only thing she can do—she survives. Fem!Harry.

It took Harriet Potter five years to realize she wasn't ageing. It took her eight years and a summer in the desert of New Mexico to have the answer literally fall from the sky, in the form of a banished Thunder God. (FemHarry and Master of Death Harry)

The Butterfly Effect dictates that the smallest pebble dropped into the ocean would create the greatest of tidal waves. How much change could one new life make, if added to a world it was never meant to be in? Self-Insert, OC. -COMPLETE-

Ushijima Wakatoshi said something he really shouldn't have. And now everyone is traumatized by the tiny crow called Hinata Shouyou. / A fill for the Haikyuu! kink meme! - Minor swearing -NOW WITH THE PROMISED PART 2!

"Do you know why the sky is blue?" A tiny girly voice startled him, and that question marked the start of a beautiful friendship of two kindred spirits that somehow found eachother. Fem!Harry, slightly AU, Itachi/Lily

I have the worst luck ever. First off, I die. Then I get reborn into the Naruto universe. Yay right? WRONG. Nobody ever said you get to be reborn into Konoha. Which makes finding out where I am in the story line that much harder. I don't know if I can change anything, or if the bloodbath is far behind me. One thing's official though. I'm screwed. SI/OC Warning

For once in my life, I was free of the hassle of my unpleasant step-mother and step-sisters. The high school dance was my escape, conveniently themed Halloween costumes. Perfect, but one problem. How was I supposed to know that Nomad, my fellow internet pen-pal, was the most popular quarterback; Natsu Dragneel?

Danzo's plan for the assassination of the Hokage was almost flawless. To bad he didn't take six neglected children who ran away the night of the murder into account.

"You should be thankful though Sakura! Everyone male in school wants to be your Romeo!" Sakura was honestly going to kill Ino.

Sakura would show them she wasn't pathetic. One harsh word from Sasuke makes Sakura realize that he will never see her unless she is strong enough to stand at his side and not in his shadow.

In years to come, her children would ask, 'how did you and Daddy meet?", and she would blush and say, "I burnt down my apartment complex."

In which a pretty pink-haired girl unknowingly seduces the equally, or more so, pretty boys in her school. "Ino, Hinata, what's with the boys?" —multisaku.

When Harry finally accepted the fact that he had stopped aging, ten years had passed and he knew it was time to leave. AU.

Not entirely serious story. So, performing a summoning technique without a contract lands you with your most appropriate summon? Naruto sees someone summoning while still in the academy, and gives it a go.

One thing Sakura Haruno knew for certain was that she was moving off campus next year, away from her pervy RA's and the hormone driven dorm boys.

Harry Potter had never really managed a normal, peaceful Halloween, so he really shouldn't have been surprised when he was suddenly displaced from the grocery store and found himself in front of a maniacally cackling man in a very dramatic outfit.

It's a normal day. Three girls are walking home from school when a vortex decides to suck them up. Then wake up in the wonderful world of Naruto! Too bad some hidden secrets and bundle of bad guys are there to make things worse...or better? 3 OC's and rated T for swearing and minor sexual themes.

Natsu is addicted to sleeping in Lucy's bed and she's downright sick of it...until she realises why he does it. Meanwhile, the Fairy Tail guild hear the two have 'slept together' and misunderstandings ensue... One-shot.

When you open up your home, make sure you know who you're opening it up to. Otherwise you might end up with a drop-dead sexy incubus who wants nothing more than to bend you over the nearest surface and have their way with you. Shameless KisaIta, demon!Kisame.

Because Shakespeare was a misogynist, and Sakura doesn't appreciate that.

T&I found a boy,and Ibiki made him his. Slash. Ibiki/Harry.

The attempts to capture ANBU Dragon, and the right way. Slash. Iruka/Harry/Kakashi

Ok, so I'm stuck with freaks that might have visted Juvi more then me. What should I do? What else? Prank 'em.

My mom got called away on some kind of business trip yesterday, so my brother Nagato and I have to stay home alone for a couple of weeks. And since he just can't stand the thought of leaving me to my own devices, Jerk-face over here decided that he's gonna drag me along to his stupid little group meeting. Kill me now. [AU. Crack-ish. Language Warning.]

Sometimes you have to laugh to keep from crying.

Crack!Fic. When the Akatsuki decide that Team 7 needs to learn about sex, chaos is bound to follow.

This was so not worth ten bucks an hour.

Or 'guy talk', if you will. Gajeel and Natsu have a chat about feelings. No, really. – Gajeel/Levy and Natsu/Lucy.

SasuSaku. An ancient law in Konoha permits people from prominent clans to buy people who aren't from clans at all. Unfortunately, Sakura just refused to believe it until her mentor confirmed that, yes, she was now owned by Uchiha Sasuke.

It was simple. Buying chocolates for her friends at new candyshop. Apparently, no one told her about the delicious, eye-candy males who work there. /MultiSaku/ For Post-Valentine ONESHOT .

In which Sakura is dragged to the Victoria Secret Semi-Annual Sale and gets a whole lot more than she expected.

They've gone back to the past. They've gone too far back into the past and they just don't want to wait around years and years, so they figured they might as well start early. Team 7, gen, time travel. Angst/Drama/Humor.

When Shikamaru finally just gets fed up with it all. ShikaSaku request from Pookie Boo. One-shot.

A peaceful morning at the Akatsuki hideout - until three girls appear out of nowhere. Kate in Kisame's bed. Deidara trips over Hannah. And Dessie finds herself in a bathtub about to be sacrificed to Jashin-sama. Featuring deadly frying pans, the Great God Warg, the Hottie Evolution, Mr. Nibbles, and Kisame the Love Guru.

Sakura thought she was a capable kunoichi until she died in the Chuunin Exam. Now she's stuck in a loop, dying again and again while she struggles to understand her strange predicament. How hard can it be to pass one stupid test? Sakura/Naruto/Hinata

The pinkette was furious. "Why can't they just keep their hands off me?" Sakura spatted angrily. "Stupid hormonal men." SakuMulti.

The Academy's teachers thought they were getting one over on the Hokage, graduating an ill-prepared Naruto while Iruka was sick. The Hokage knew he was getting one over on the entire village when he assigned Morino Ibiki as Naruto's Jounin sensei.

The man fell like a brick, twitching and groaning in a heap on the ground. Madara frowned, putting away the Nerf gun he'd been holding to his back. "I don't think he's unconscious." Sakura bashed the man upside the head with her frying pan. "Now he is." [AU. Crack!fic. Language Warning. Prequel to "Operation: EDUCATION."]

"So, here's my plan, Uchiha: You read all of these letters and realize what an idiot you were for leaving the village. You ask to be reinstated, I grant your request, and I kick your scrawny tail for all the trouble you've caused. Everyone lives happily ever after. The end. I expect your answer soon, and I expect it to be satisfactory. OR ELSE." Signed, Tsunade. [Crack!fic.]

There is a legend of a demon that lives in the forest surrounding Konoha. Some people say that the demon is an enemy of the village while others say it protects it. The Sand Trio had never heard of this legend until the Chuunin Exam. NaruTema

All Sakura wanted was a nice, relaxing evening after feeding the sugar hungry trick or treaters. The last thing she expected was to have the all the members of Akatsuki in her house, competing for her attention. Akatsuki x Sakura

Itachi is an outcast living on the beach. Kisame is the shark version of a merman. Kisame/Itachi yaoi. Don't like, don't read. Don't own, don't sue.

Sakura will never understand how she got roped into going Salsa dancing during December. Especially when the six men who invited her have been in love with her since she was twelve.

Itachi’s first day with the Akatsuki doesn’t start off the best: Kisame keeps calling him a kid, Orochimaru keeps hitting on him, Sasori turned himself into a puppet, and Zetsu might eat them all. He knew he should’ve stayed in Konoha…

Sakura hated her job as a secretary. Sure it sounded good on paper, but being constantly groped, kissed, touched, and pratically raped by the seven billionaires she worked for? She wasn't so hot for that. MultiSaku

It started as many things are prone to: With a bet and the Akatsuki. Women are always right. Therefore, whatever happened, it was all his fault. One-Shot Crack

Having been denied his birthright by the council of Konoha, Naruto forsakes the Leaf Village. He leaves for what he hopes is a better life among the shinobi of Suna, taking his family's scrolls and heirlooms with him.

NaruHP crossover. ItachiHarry KakaIru pairing so far. What happens when a ninja and a wizard meet in their dreams? Are they really dreams or something else? AU and people OOC.

A moonlit night, a game of shogi, and a conversation that changes everything. Yaoi. ShikaNaru, Slight SasuNaru, mentions of ShikaChouji

After a series of strange events that Sakura would rather not know about, the Akatsuki have somehow come to be Konoha's tentative allies, and they are in need of a place to stay. Who better to push them on than Tsunade's trusted apprentice? [Crack. Language Warning.]

Itachi Uchiha shot down every attempt at a date, male or female. All of his friends and family gave up hope except his brother. Sasuke made it his personal mission to make sure Itachi got laid and he knew just how to do it. Enter Naruto Uzumaki...

COMPLETE. Young Naruto is prohibited from being Ninja of the Leaf. Left to his own devices he takes an unusual path to power as a Puppeteer. Smart!Powerful!Wily!Naruto. Lots of conflict with Orochimaru, Sasori and other Akatsuki.

He couldn't promise he wouldn't hurt her. He couldn't promise he wouldn't kill her. But he could at least assure her that harming her, at this moment, was not his intention. Gaasaku, written as a Christmas gift for Anko! Lemon, PWP.

They say it takes a village to raise a child. Similarly, it takes the entirety of Akatsuki to help Itachi get the girl. ItaSaku, complete.

Once upon a time there was a woman who was nothing more than a blacksmith’s daughter. And none matched the ferocity of her spirit once the hilt of a blade was held within her grasp. An arrogant, cocky, self-assured dragon prince was certainly no exception

What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.

Every week the most prominent citizens of Konohagakure gather for a game of poker. This time there are three new players... two kunoichi and a six year old Naruto! cowritten with Rift120

The final rule is, do not, under any circumstances, touch the actors. You paid to get scared. They’re doing their jobs and scaring you. If you touch them, they can touch you. HidaSaku AU

The moment she met him, she knew she wanted nothing to do with him. She knew those eyes could see everything that shouldn't be seen. NejiOC, hints of NaruHina, SasuSaku.

Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.

Kakashi takes a moment to wrap his mind around equating Ino’s chest with enemy shinobi while Asuma begins beating his head against the table and groaning about how he didn’t sign up for this. Rated for language and the general horror that is puberty

Sakura formulates her own plan to get Sasuke back. Unfortunately, using Itachi as part of the plan is a huge gamble. Itasaku. Spoilers up to manga 235

Ayakawa Yukiko retired from being a ninja, and she's come to terms with that. Then the Third Hokage summons her for an assignment that will change her life. AU story, set six years premanga. COMPLETE