Jayfeather4ever
 Author has written 1 story for Warriors. Hello everyone!!! Favorite Series (In Order) 1.Harry Potter-Harry Potter Those books...I just can't describe them, the way they make you feel. I also love Luna and Neville. And LunaxNeville! It would have been so perfect; two social outcasts falling in love. Oh well. And I HATE Umbridge. With a passion. I really wish she died. She needed to die. But she didn't. Gah. 2.Septimus Heap. I like Septimus and Beetle. He needs to get a grips and ask Jenna out. Also, I DESPISE Merrin. Hehe, they chopped of his thumb, and I was like, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! 3.Percy Jackson-Percy. Those books are REALLY funny but they COMPLETELY messed up the movie. Heroes of Olympus- Leo, Piper, Jason, Percy. I love JP, but when the 7 prophecy people get together, Leo will be the odd one out when it comes to relationships. Poor Leo. Percy is still awesome. I don't like Frank however, he annoys me for some reason. Maybe it's because he might outshine Percy. I love Percy. But something bad is going to happen later on according to the book with him not being able to make a decision involving his friends. I really hope Gaea doesn't kidnap Annabeth and use her against Percy involving that decision. Poor, poor Percy. I am extremely mad a Hera/Juno. She tore Percy and Annabeth apart for 8 months! SHE STOLE 8 MONTHS OF PERCY'S LIFE! ARRRGGG! Not to mention his memory! Books make me angry and I go on rants. My friends know. Especially when it comes down to relationships. And I cannot wait to read Mark of Athena. 4. The Hunger Games. I liked Finnick, but he died. I hate Katniss. 5. Warriors. I doubt I have to write my favorite character. I used to be obsessed with them, but not since the Last Hope. The first series was really good. But the last...It's just, when all the dead cats came down and started fighting I was like okay this is getting stupid. Especially when the ANCIENT dead cats came down and Jayfeather's like "Halfmoon, I love you!" and Dovewing thinks this is perfectly normal. Ock. Favorite Books
2. A Wrinkle in Time. Um...I don't really know. But I remember really liking the Happy Medium. She's great. And I love science with time and all these different dimensions and A Wrinkle in Time is just perfect. I haven't read the others, which I really need to. 3. I don't know... Write Down Ten Random Characters! 1. Cinderheart 2. Will Turner 3. Elizabeth Turner :) 4. Jayfeather 5. Lionblaze 6. Harry Potter 7. Dovewing 8. Millie 9. Voldemort 10. Ivypool Four invites Three and Eight to dinner at their own house. What happens? Jayfeather invites Elizabeth and Millie to diner. Millie: You've kissed James Norrington, Jack Sparrow, and Captain Sao Feng. What kind of wife are you? Elizabeth: Captain Jack Sparrow. Jayfeather: Millie stole Graystripe from Silverstream. Why did I invite her? You need to stay at a friend's house for a night. Whose house, One or Six? Let's see, Cinderheart or Harry Potter. HARRY POTTER! Two and Seven are making out when Ten walks in. Ten's reaction? Dovewing and Will Turner making out when Ivypool walks in. Ivypool: First Shadowclan, now twolegs? What happened to Foxleap? AHHHH!!!!!!! Three falls in love with Six. Eight is jealous. What happens? Jack Sparrow falls in love with Harry Potter and Millie's jealous. Millie still loves Jack dearly but Harry falls for Millie. It becomes a love triangle through three different books which tears the very fabrics of the universe apart. Me: I still don't see how ANYONE can love Millie. Four jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who rescues you, two, ten or seven? Jayfeather jumps me in a dark alleyway. Will, Ivypool, or Dovewing? Hmm...Will and Dovewing start kissing and Ivypool is seething. I would say no one cuz I would kick them in their shins if they lay a finger on my feather of a jay. One decides to start a cooking show. Fifteen minutes later, what happens? Cinderheart creates a successful cooking show until she drops a hot frying pan on her tail and stomps out, cursing. Three has to marry either Eight, Four, or Nine. Who do they choose? Elizabeth has to marry Millie, Jayfeather, or Voldemort... Not Jayfeather or she dies. Millie and Voldy are disturbed. Elizabeth: Why can't I just marry Will? Seven kidnaps Two and demands something from Five for Two's release. What is it? Dovewing kidnaps Will Turner and demands something from Lionblaze. Maybe...a mouse? But apparently Dovewing doesn't want him to go. Everyone gangs up on Three. Does Three stand a chance? Possibly. Elizabeth can really kick some butt. Everyone is invited to Two and Seven's wedding except for Eight. How does Eight react? WillDove don't invite Millie. Millie goes ballistic and blame Blossumfall for everything that went wrong in her life. Blossumfall kills Millie and offers her body as a wedding gift. Everone is overjoyed. Me: YAY!!! Why is Six afraid of Seven? Harry Potter of Dovewing? Cuz Dovewing ate Voldemort in one gulp when it took Harry years to kill him and now he is afraid she will eat everyone. Nine arrives late for Two and Seven's wedding. What happens and why were they late? Voldemort had left his horcrux in his pocket and it got washed in the washer. Horcruxes are dry-clean only so he had to do a revearse charm on it. He then apperated there where Harry killed him then stuffed his body in a closet. Five and Nine get drunk and end up at your house. What happens? Lionblaze and Voldemort get drunk. Voldemort: Die Lionblaze! A-avada kedavra! Lionblaze: I can't *hic* can't get hurt in battle. Me: GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!!! Six and One are in mortal danger. Does Six save One or themselves? Harry Potter and Cinderheart are in mortal danger. Harry apperates away leaving Cinderheart to die for being a mushball about Lionblaze and love. Eight and Three go camping. But they forget food. What do they do? Millie and Elizabeth. Elizabeth: I've never ate cat before... Five is in a car crash and is critically injured. What does Nine do? Lionblaze and Voldemort. Lionblaze: I'm not hurt, I was battling the road! Voldemort: Filthy muggles! The quiz is over. By the way, how did Two and Seven end up? Elizabeth was coming to eat Dovewing (turns out she likes cat) but Dovewing saw her coming and left Will to be with Foxleap. List twelve of your favorite characters from your fandom, in no particular order. 1. Cinderheart 2. Will Turner 3. Elizabeth Turner :) 4. Jayfeather 5. Lionblaze 6. Harry Potter 7. Dovewing 8. Millie 9. Voldemort 10. Ivypool 11. Firestar 12. Barbossa 1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to? HP/Firestar? no, but that would be cool!! 2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot? Jayfeather? Hot? Are you kidding me? HE'S ON FIRE! 3. What would happen if Twelve had a child with Eight? Barbossa and Millie? I think the genetics would be off. 4. Can you recall any fics about Nine? Of Voldemort?!?! Of course! 5. Would Two and Six make a good couple? Will Turner and Harry Potter? Elizabeth: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! 6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why? Lionblaze/Voldemort or Lionblaze/Ivypool? Lionblaze and Ivypool to make Cinderheart jealous!!! 7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve kissing? 7-Dovewing 2-Will 12-Barbossa Dovewing:Will, I thought we had something!!!!! Elizabeth: *facepalm* 8. Make up a summary for a fic involving Three and Ten. Elizabeth and Ivypool. Ivypool trys to kill Elizabeth for breaking Dovewing's heart because she stole Will from her even though it was Barbossa. Will saves Elizabeth and Dovewing bursts into tears. 9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff? Cinderheart/Millie? Most likely. 10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic. Dovewing/Barbossa? Heartbreak on the Seas. 11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three yet? idk 12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? Same as above. 13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? Will/Jayfeather/Lionblaze? No, but i'm sure someone will. 14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? Millie...i belong to you by muse. 15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? Cinderheart/HP/Barbossa? Warning-Don't drink and write. 16. When was the last time you read a ficabout Five? Recently. (Lionblaze) 17. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a one-night relationship with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3). Cinderheart and Dovewing are in a happy relationship until Voldemort runs off with Jayfeather. Cinderheart, brokenhearted, has a one-night relationship with Firestar, and a brief unhappy affair with Barbossa then follows the wise advice of Lionblaze and finds true love with Elizabeth. What title would you give this fic? 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No one, though. deserves this. But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss. And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry. Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest, But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could please listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live. But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date. 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Jeremy Bentham Hunting is not a sport. In a sport, both sides should know they're in the game. Paul Rodriguez Cockfighting was illegal in Oklahoma until 1963, when a judge ruled that chickens are not animals and therefore unprotected by anticruelty laws. U.S. News & World Report, 6 December 1999 I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her. Ellen DeGeneres When I was twelve, I went hunting with my father and we shot a bird. He was laying there and something struck me. Why do we call this fun to kill this creature who was as happy as I was when I woke up this morning. Marv Levy Animals can communicate quite well. And they do. And generally speaking, they are ignored. Alice Walker When a man wants to murder a tiger he calls it sport; when the tiger wants to murder him he calls it ferocity. George Bernard Shaw A true sportsman is a hunter lost in the woods and out of ammo. Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com There will be no justice as long as man will stand with a knife or with a gun and destroy those who are weaker than he is. Isaac Bashevis Singer Ask the experimenters why they experiment on animals, and the answer is: "Because the animals are like us." Ask the experimenters why it is morally okay to experiment on animals, and the answer is: "Because the animals are not like us." Animal experimentation rests on a logical contradiction. Charles R. Magel My name is Sarah 4 children die as a result of child abuse. 3 of the four children are under the age of four. A report of child abuse happens every 10 seconds. Child abuse happens in every socio-economical stand point, educational level, religion, and ethnicity. Children who have been abused are 2.5 times more likely to abuse alcohol and 3.8 times more likely to abuse drugs. 1/3 of abused and neglected children will end up abusing thier own children-- thus continuing this horrid cycle of hate. Child abuse is never the child's fault. Every day there are well over 9.6 million children in the U.S. alone who suffer silently. Afraid to expose the family secret. If you believe that child abuse is a horrible cycle that must be put to an end, post this on your profile. Let us become the becon of hope to those children who must fight the silent battle day by day. Together, we can end their suffering. Their lives already have so many stricksagainst them. Let us fight with them and let them all know that they are not alone and loved. Put this on your profile if you support the end of child abuse. Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Why America has some issues: 1. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. 2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. 3. Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their 4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. 5. Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. 6. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway 7. Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't 8. Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. 9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures' 10. Only in America...do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering. Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! ／l、
This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that your classmates are weird, paste this into your profile. A True Boyfriend - When she walks away from you mad follow her When she stares at your mouth kiss her When she pushes you or hits you grab her and don’t let go When she starts cussing at you kiss her and tell her you love her When she's quiet ask her what’s wrong When she ignores you give her your attention When she pulls away pull her back When you see her at her worst tell her she's beautiful When you see her start crying just hold her and don’t say a word When you see her walking sneak up and hug her waist from behind When she's scared protect her When she lays her head on your shoulder tilt her head up and kiss her When she steals your favorite hat let her keep it and sleep with it for a night When she teases you tease her back and make her laugh When she doesn't answer for a long time reassure her that everything is okay When she looks at you with doubt back yourself up When she says that she likes you she really does more than you could understand When she grabs at your hands hold hers and play with her fingers When she bumps into you bump into her back and make her laugh When she tells you a secret keep it safe and untold When she looks at you in your eyes don't look away until she does When she misses you she's hurting inside When you break her heart the pain never really goes away When she says its over she still wants you to be hers Stay on the phone with her even if she’s not saying anything. When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her --because 10 years later she'll remember you Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her Call her before you sleep and after you wake up Treat her like she's all that matters to you. Tease her and let her tease you back. Stay up all night with her when she's sick. Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid. Give her the world. Let her wear your clothes. When she's bored and sad, hang out with her. Let her know she's important. Kiss her in the pouring rain. When she runs up at you crying the first thing you say is; "Who's butt am I kicking babe?" If you do post this in the next day the one you love will : Call you. Kiss you. Love you. Text you. Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods... On Sears hairdryer: On a bag of Fritos: On a bar of Dial soap: On some Swann frozen dinners: On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: On packaging for a Rowenta iron: On Boot's Children's cough medicine: On Nytol sleep aid: On a Korean kitchen knife: On a string of Christmas lights: On a food processor: On Sainsbury's peanuts: On an Amerian Airlines packet of nuts: On a Swedish chainsaw: On a child's Superman costume: If people tend to misunderstand you copy this to your profile. -if you have ever annoyed people just for fun copy this to your profile. -If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile. -If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile -If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile. -Raise awareness for global warming! If you think that we need to act quickly to stop global warming, copy and paste this into your profile -If you think cancer is awful, put this in your profile. -If you are addicted to FanFiction, copy this. -If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. -If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. -If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. -If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile -if you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile. -if you've ever walked into a wall before copy this into your profile. -if you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile. -If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile -If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. -If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile. -If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile! -If you've ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile. -If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself copy this into your profile. -If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. -If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile -If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile A fraction of a second I was walking around in a store. I saw a cashier hand this little boy his money back saying "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. "It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for this Christmas. She was so sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus will bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there." His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall." Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me, "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "What if we checked again, just in case you do have enough money?'' "OK" he said "I hope that I have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!" Then he looked at me and added "I asked yesterday before I slept for God to make sure I have enough money to buy this doll so that mommy can give it to my sister. He heard me! I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose. My mommy loves white roses." A few minutes later, the old lady came again and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local newspaper article: 2 days ago, which mentioned of a drunken man in a truck, who hit a car, where there was one young lady and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-assisting machine, because the young lady would not be able to recover from the coma. Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young lady had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever. The love that this little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. Now you have 2 choices: 1) Repost this message. 2) Ignore it as if it never touched you. have a heart -A world wide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was: “Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?” The survey was a huge failure, In Africa they didn’t know what ‘food’ meant. In India they didn’t know what ‘honest’ meant, In Europe they didn’t know what ’shortage’ meant. In China they didn’t know what ‘opinion’ meant. In the Middle East they didn’t know what ’solution’ meant. In South America they didn’t know what ‘please’ meant, and in the USA they didn’t know what ‘the rest of the world’ meant. I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my readymade fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, geez! I got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the w's A true idiot climbs a glass wall to see what's on the other side. Boys are like Slinky's. Useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. When life gives you lemons, you make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it. When life gives you more, you throw them back, because really, who likes lemons? And when it gives you even more, squirt them in their eyes and see how much life likes lemons then. I used all my sick days so I called in dead. You're just jealous because I'm the only one the voices talk to. The extinction of the dinosaurs was no accident. Barney came along and they all committed suicide. Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out. When in doubt, make words up! The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you! Don't worry about the end of the world coming today- it's already tomorrow in Australia. Kids are the future. Be afraid, Be very afraid! Welcome to the dark side. We have cookies! Of, that red stuff leaking out of them?...That's cooking oil. Before you criticize a person, walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you'll be a mile away, and have their shoes! An idiot is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire their work. Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss! Two things are infinite; infinity, and human stupidity. Not so sure about infinity... Why be difficult, when with just a little more effort, you can be impossible? I was going to take over the world but I got distracted by something sparkly Don't hit kids. Seriously, they have guns now. WARNING- lost kids will be sold to the circus If your heart was really broken, you'd be dead. So SHUT UP! I don't have a dog. I eat my own homework. WARNING- stop throwing your cigarette butts on the carpet! Seriously, the cockroaches are getting cancer! There are three kinds of people- those who count, and those who can't. The grass may be greener, but it's just as hard to mow! If the world didn't suck we'd all fall off. I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you. I like you. When I rule the world your death will be quick and painless. Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee getting bigger?" Then I get hit in the face. A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking At my lemonade stand I used to give away the first glass for free, and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote. Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there. War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left. To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target. An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit! I had a friend once. Then the rope broke and she got away. Isn't it funny that the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'? When you get caught looking at him, just remember he was looking back. The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy. Always forgive your enemies- nothing annoys them so much. Of course it's in the last place you look for it. Why in heck would you keep looking for it if you already found it. Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask, "Where have I gone wrong?" Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night." The problem with political jokes is that very often they get elected. Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over. You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide. I'm right 90 percent of the time, so why worry about the other 3? I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from. The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory. When there's a will, I want to be in it. It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt-then it's hilarious! Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads :P I wouldn't have OCD if everyone else would just do things the right way. Your shin (n): a device used to find furniture in the dark Alice in Wonderland Oh! Is that the story of Alice before she went into the Asylum? People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do wish I was. Sarcasm. It's easier than actually having to deal with stupid people. If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side. What to Do During an Exam 1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!" 2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is. 3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level. 4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative. 5. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off. 6. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min. 7. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else. 8. Come down with a BAD case of Tourette's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible. 9. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you. 10. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it. 11. Every 5 min. stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam. 12. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was. 13. Get the exam. 20 min into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Screw this!" and walk out triumphantly. 14. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (ie. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go ice skating.) 15. Show up completely insane (completely insane means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy). 16. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day. 17. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away. 18. If the exam is math/sciences related, make up the longest proofs you could possible think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story. 19. Try to get people in the room to do a wave. 20. Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice. (I would never do that.) 21. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach. 22. Puke into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave. 23. Take 6 packages of rice cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 rice cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, then cough. Repeat if necessary. 24. Act spazzy 25. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the heck are you? Where's the regular guy?" 26. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up! 27. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out. 28. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!" 29. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kai. 30. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her. 31. In the middle of the test, have a friend rush into the classroom, tag your hand, and resume taking your test for you. When the teacher asks what's going on, calmly explain the rules of Tag Team Testing to him/her. 32. Bring cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious... like history notes for a calculus exam... otherwise you're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment "Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit." 33. Stand up after about 15 minutes, and say loudly, "Okay, let's double-check our answers! Number one, A. Number two, C. Number three, E..." 34. Fake an heart attack. When interrupted, apologize, and explain that question #_ moved you, deeply. 35. Wear a superman outfit under your normal clothes. 30 minutes into the exam, jump up and answer your phone, shouting "What? I'm on my way!!". rip off your outer clothes and run out of the room. Strike a pose first for added effect. 36. Tailgate outside the classroom before the exam. 37. If your answers are on a scan tron sheet, fill it out in pen. 38. Bring a giant cockroach into the room and release it on a girly-girl nearby. 39. Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle. 40. Bring one pencil with a very sharp point. Break the point off your pencil. Sharpen the pencil. Repeat this process for one hour. 41. Make Strange noises... get people to stare... look at the person next to you as if he/she did it. 42. Dress like the professor. 43. Cross-Dress. 44. Use Invisible Ink to answer the whole exam. 45. Order catering. The catering company should come in about halfway through the test, and should include at least three waiters, eight carts of food, and five candelabras. P.S. don't actually do this during a test, it would be hilarious, but you do have a permanent record ( if your still in school, that is). Ways to make sure you're insane At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. Page yourself over the intercom, don't disguise your voice. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks, once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions switch to espresso. Finish all your sentences with, "In accordance with the prophecy" Ask your dog if it's comfortable with it's name. Repeat with cat, until people ask if you're alright. As often as possible, skip rather than walk Specify that your drive-through order is, "to go" Sing along at the opera. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because your not in the mood. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream, "I WON! I WON!" When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives! They're loose!!" 10 Ways To Be S-T-U-P-I-D: 1. Ask For Directions To A Place Youre Already At. TO ANNOY YOUR PARENTS! 1. Follow them around the house everywhere. Mental Hospital Phone Menu: Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital! Please select from the following options menu: If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6. If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call. If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press. If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway. If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696. If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our operators are too busy to talk with you. If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever. If you are blond, don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up. Girls Take Time To Read Each Sentence This is this cat This is is cat This is how cat This is to cat This is keep cat This is a cat This is retard cat this is person cat This is busy cat This is for cat This is forty cat This is seconds cat Now read the THIRD word of every line :) Calling me STUPID won't make you SMART, Calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG, Calling me UGLY won't make you PRETTY, Calling me POOR won't make you RICH, Calling me FAT wont make you PERFECT, So why bother? HOW COULD YOU? - By Jim Willis, 2001 When I was a puppy, I entertained you with my antics and made you laugh. You called me your child, and despite a number of chewed shoes and a couple of murdered throw pillows, I became your best friend. Whenever I was "bad," you'd shake your finger at me and ask "How could you?" -- But then you'd relent and roll me over for a belly rub. My housebreaking took a little longer than expected, because you were terribly busy, but we worked on that together. I remember those nights of nuzzling you in bed and listening to your confidences and secret dreams, and I believed that life could not be any more perfect. We went for long walks and runs in the park, car rides, stops for ice cream (I only got the cone because "ice cream is bad for dogs" you said), and I took long naps in the sun waiting for you to come home at the end of the day. Gradually, you began spending more time at work and on your career, and more time searching for a human mate. I waited for you patiently, comforted you through heartbreaks and disappointments, never chided you about bad decisions, and romped with glee at your homecomings, and when you fell in love. She, now your wife is not a "dog person" -- still I welcomed her into our home, tried to show her affection, and obeyed her. I was happy because you were happy. Then the human babies came along and I shared your excitement. I was fascinated by their pinkness, how they smelled, and I wanted to mother them, too. Only she and you worried that I might hurt them, and I spent most of my time banished to another room, or to a dog crate. Oh, how I wanted to love them, but I became a "prisoner of love." As they began to grow, I became their friend. They clung to my fur and pulled themselves up on wobbly legs, poked fingers in my eyes, investigated my ears, and gave me kisses on my nose. I loved everything about them and their touch -- because your touch was now so infrequent -- and I would've defended them with my life if need be. I would sneak into their beds and listen to their worries and secret dreams, and together we waited for the sound of your car in the driveway. There had been a time, when others asked you if you had a dog, that you produced a photo of me from your wallet and told them stories about me. These past few years, you just answered "yes" and changed the subject. I had gone from being "your dog" to "just a dog ," and you resented every expenditure on my behalf. I was excited about the car ride until we arrived at the animal shelter. It smelled of dogs and cats, of fear, of hopelessness. You filled out the paperwork and said "I know you will find a good home for her." They shrugged and gave you a pained look. They understand the realities facing a middle-aged dog, even one with "papers." You had to pry your son's fingers loose from my collar as he screamed "No, Daddy! Please don't let them take my dog!" And I worried for him, and what lessons you had just taught him about friendship and loyalty, about love and responsibility, and about respect for all life. You gave me a good-bye pat on the head, avoided my eyes, and politely refused to take my collar and leash with you. You had a deadline to meet and now I have one, too. After you left, the 2 nice ladies said you probably knew about your upcoming move months ago & made no attempt to find me another good home. They shook their heads & asked "How could you?" They are as attentive to us here in the shelter as their busy schedules allow. They feed us, of course, but I lost my appetite days ago. At first, whenever anyone passed my pen, I rushed to the front, hoping it was you that you had changed your mind -- that this was all a bad dream... or I hoped it would at least be someone who cared, anyone who might save me. When I realized I could not compete with the frolicking for attention of happy puppies, oblivious to their own fate, I retreated to a far corner and waited. I heard her footsteps as she came for me at the end of the day, and I padded along the aisle after her to a separate room. A blissfully quiet room. She placed me on the table and rubbed my ears, and told me not to worry. My heart pounded in anticipation of what was to come, but there was also a sense of relief. The prisoner of love had run out of days. As is my nature, I was more concerned about her. The burden which she bears weighs heavily on her, and I know that, the same way I knew your every mood. She gently placed a tourniquet around my foreleg as a tear ran down her cheek. I licked her hand in the same way I used to comfort you so many years ago. She expertly slid the hypodermic needle into my vein. As I felt the sting and the cool liquid coursing through my body, I lay down sleepily, looked into her kind eyes and murmured "How could you?" Perhaps because she understood my dog speak, she said "I'm so sorry." She hugged me, and hurriedly explained it was her job to make sure I went to a better place, where I wouldn't be ignored or abused or abandoned, or have to fend for myself -- a place of love and light so very different from this earthly place. And with my last bit of energy, I tried to convey to her with a thump of my tail that my "How could you?" was not directed at her. It was directed at you, My Beloved Master, I was thinking of you. I will think of you and wait for you forever. May everyone in your life continue to show you so much loyalty? If the story above affected you as much as it did me, please copy and paste this onto your own profile. My mother taught me... 1. My mother taught me RELIGION. If you frequently use words that your spell checker says don't exist, put this in your profile. If you've ever had a dream involving a fictional character (guess who), copy and paste this into your profile If you have written an awesome story, but can never seem to finish it, copy this to your profile. If you think randomness rocks, copy and paste this onto your profile and your name onto the list!! Icethroat21, Spottedpaw13 If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile wowlookatthisimtypingthisveryoddlinebreakifyoucanreaditcopyandpasteyousmartperson If you've ever felt like someone(thing) was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile. I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile. 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If you will never smoke, do drugs, or anything else in that field, copy and paste this into your profile If you think Onewhisker was AWESOME as a warrior but is a STUPID IDIOTIC MORON as a leader, copy this into your profile. If you think Breezepaw is hated by his father, copy and paste this into your profile. When life gives you lemons... When life gives you lemons, make lemonade! When life gives you lemons, throw them back at life and say, "Give me chocolate!" When life gives you lemons, throw them back at life until life falls down. When life gives you lemons, ask where the lemons came from. When life gives you lemons, squirt lemon juice at people you don't like. When life gives you lemons, demand to speak with life about their ripeness. SMILEYS RULE:):)copy and paste this in your profile if you agree. :):):):):):)! If you hate child abuse then repost this on your profile. If you don't then you have NO SOUL!!(I hate child abuse but I don't have a soul. That's a STEREOTYPE!) If you don't do drugs ,copy/paste this into your profile Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile 99.5 percent of all teens would cry if the Jonas brothers were on a 20 story building about to jump. The other 0.5 percent would bring a chair and popcorn. Copy and paste this into your profile if you're one of the 0.5. FAKE FRIENDS VS. REAL FRIENDS: FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food. FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs. FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry. FAKE FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you. FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door. FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile. FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world. FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours. FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this. If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all: I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The pahomoneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile! 80 of teens would cry if nick jonas was about to fall off a 30 story high building. 20 of people would grab a chair and popcorn and yelled JUMP! if you are the 20 copy and paste this on your page. There was a man who was rich, staying at a really nice hotel. One day when he was walking home from work, there were three girls from seven to fifteen telling people that they would do anything for them to get paid. They were clearly poor and had no where to stay. The man asked them if they would do anything for him if he paid them twenty dollars each and the girls agreed. He gave his hotel card to the three girls and told them to go to his room and he would be there soon. While the girls went, he went out to buy buckets of ice cream and candy and movies for them to watch. He went back and the whole night he treated the girls to room service and sweets, playing games and watching movies. If you believe the man did the right thing and that there is good in everyone, copy and paste this into your profile The Stupid Test! (put an x next to the one that is you, than in the end, add up all of the x's. if you have 18 or less, then u r not stupid.) p.s. this is not a real test, just something for fun! (x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking. (x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking. (x) You have run into a glass/screen door. (x) You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. (x) You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks. total so far=5 (x) You have run into a tree. (x) It IS possible to lick your elbow () You just tried to lick your elbow. () You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star have the same rhythm. () You just tried to sing them. (x) You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen. (x) You have choked on your own spit. () You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it. (x) You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice (x) You just looked at it. (x) Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde/has blonde in it. (x) People have called you slow. (x) You have accidentally caught something on fire (x) You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek. (x) You have caught yourself drooling. ()x You’ve fallen asleep in class () If someone says “fart” you laugh. () You just laughed. (x) Sometimes you just stop thinking (x) You tell a story and forget what you were talking about () People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you () You are often told to use your “inside voice”. () You use your fingers to do simple math. (x) You have eaten a bug. (x) You are taking this test when you should be doing something important (x) You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it (x) You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand, pocket, head, etc. (x) You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you. (x) You break a lot of things. () Your friends know not to use big words around you (x) You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused (x) You have fallen out of your chair before (x) When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling Total- i'm too lazy to count, but i'm sure it's over 18. If you like Mythbusters, copy and paste these into your profile. Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile! If you've ever yelled at an inatimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile. (I have these dice and they got me to the semi-finals in a yahtzee (I spelled that wrong...I think) because I praised them and loved them but I had to give them back to the teacher. But then I traded for the dice with other dice with the teacher (best teacher ever! I MISS YOU MR. LATTANZI! :) and now I share them with my best friend Katie who sometimes scares me and is extremely tickleish. Yeah, I spelled that wrong. So shut up.) If that inatimate object now hates you more because you yelled at it, copy and paste this into your profile. (I once fell off a swing and I was like, "YOU STUPID SWING!" and then it came back and hit me in the head. It was made of wood.) If you actually enjoy reading, copy this into your profile. Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile. (Go Paramore! That's what you get when you let your heart win. Whoa!) If you are against racism, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity. If you think 'morning people' should be driven off the face of the planet so they spread their 6-AM cheer to Martians, copy and paste this to your profile. If you wish that fictional characters were real, copy and paste this to your profile. (They are real.) If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile. (Oh great. I am NEVER getting back in that dentist chair, no matter how cool it is.) I believe that imagination is stronger than knowledge -Robert Fulghum ThInGs To PoNdEr: Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin? Why the sun lightens our hair, Why women can't put on mascara Why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows 98? Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, Who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavor? Why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes? Why sheep don't shrink when it rains? Why they are called apartments when If con is the opposite of pro, Why they call the airport "the terminal" Why is it called common sense if it's so rare? Good Friend: Will help me find my way when I'm lost Best Friend: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions Good Friend: Will help me learn to drive Best Friend: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance Good Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away Best Friend: Won't let me go away Good Friend: Will help me up when I fall down Best Friend: Will point and laugh because she tripped me Good Friend: Will bail me out of jail Best Friend: Will be sitting beside me saying "That was awesome! Lets do it again!" Good Friend: Will go to a concert with me Best Friend: Will kidnap the band with me Good Friend: Asks me for my number Best friend: Asks me for her number (Yeah...I got my phone almost a year ago and I still don't know my number.) Good Friend: Hides me from the cops Best Friend: is probably the reason they are after me in the first place Good Friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public Best Friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too. Good friend: asks why you're crying Best friend: already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry Good Friends: Fade Best Friends: Are 4 Ever Answer with only one word. 01 You are a: person Answer either yes or no. No “maybes” allowed. 01 You like a boy/girl: no Write the first thing each colour makes you think of. 01 Red: blood If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile. Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?" If you are in lala land most of the time copy this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile If you are not Team Jacob or Team Edward, but are TEAM DUMBLEDORE, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile If you have cried because of a death in a book copy and paste this onto your profile. (And if I don't, I laugh.) Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. I smile because I have no idea what’s going on. Hush, little sister I can see your arms I know you scream I can see the way I know that people Hey, little sister You see, little sister He screamed at me You know, little sister But hush, little sister I'm sorry little sister Uh oh little sister Hush little sister IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE, COPY THAT POEM INTO YOUR PROFILE!! Quick answers……. Here we go: 1. Beer: the mythbuster label to cover up the label 9. The President: presidentalmusic 11. Best vacation: palm tree 14. Bon Jovi: Close Encounters 15. Grammar: Unwanted criticism (EM-I-LY) 16. Facebook: avatar 17. Worst fear: dk yo. 23. Pass the time: throw it out the window! 33. Wet Sock: chocolate. (You know why!) WHETHER IT'S BETWEEN TWO MALES, TWO FEMALES, OR A MALE AND A FEMALE, LOVE IS LOVE!! ...if you agree, put this in your profile. I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened... yesterday. Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss. Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. Trying is the first step toward failure. (Like in Mythbusters."Failure is always an option." according to Kari.) If you want to see stuff being blown up, destroyed, BUSTED, and... oh yeah, BLOWN UP!, watch Mythbusters. YAY MYTHBUSTERS! New season October 2011! Watch it! Please? In the past 9 years, they have used 12 pounds of explosives!!!! 12 THOUSAND that is!!! MYTHBUSTERS! BUSTERS OF MYTHS! YEAH! When life gives you lemons, ALTER THEIR DNA TO MAKE SUPER LEMONS!! Can't anybody who has a job go in the "employees only" doors at restaurants? Shouldn’t they be more specific and say "employees of this place only"? One way to figure out how things work: push all the buttons! Bookstores are the only evidence that people are still thinking. If you probably have a body in your closet, copy this into your profile. If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile. If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile If you have ever stared at a computer screen for hours and hours reading stories that people who have no lives whatsoever and have enough obsession with something to write a story about it and you are one of those people, copy and paste this into your profile If you think Writer's Block is evil, put this in your profile. If you probably need a life but have no intention of getting one, put this on your profile. If you think fan fics are the best invention EVER, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile. (And if you ever hit someone else in the face with a ball and started laughing manically, copy and paste this into your profile. :) If you've ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this on to your profile If you have ever walked into a glass door, copy this on to your profile If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this into your profile. If you've ever walked into a wall b4 copy this into your pro If you've had at least two friends move away from you...copy and paste this onto your profile. (I MISS YOU MITU!!) If you don't use Myspace or Facebook and are proud enough to make it public, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile. (Yeah...) If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever wondered if you were adopted because of your sibling, copy this into your profile. If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it, copy and paste this into your profile. .eliforp ruoy otni siht etsap dna ypoc ,sdrawkcab siht daer ot hguone trams era uoy fI If you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to have wings, copy and paste this into your profile If you get a kick out of explosions, put this in your profile. (If this is in your profile, then you NEED to watch Mythbusters! 12 thousand pounds of explosives!) I LOST MY TRAIN OF THOUGHT! If that's ever happened to you, copy and paste this into your profile If people don't like you the way you are, then by golly that there's problem. If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever yelled at the book you were reading because the characters did something stupid post this on your profile. If you have copy-and-paste-its copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever thought about murdering a fictional character and actually got so into it you started plotting, put this on your profile. (I was going to do it but then Marcellus CHOPPED OF MERRIN'S THUMB!! HA HA HA HA HA! TAKE THAT YOU STUPID LEFT THUMBLESS PERSON! I was laughing so hard.) If Fanfiction is to you is what MySpace/Facebook is to other people, copy this into your profile. If you like animals, give one a home if you can. If you already have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this into your profile. If you have ever had a song stuck in your head for more than three weeks, copy and paste this into your profile. (That's what you get- Paramore) If you have ever attempted to high-five someone and missed completely, copy and paste this into your profile. (I ended up hitting myself.) If ever you have spent a day looking for a particular word, and when someone mentions it you dramatically slap your forehead and yell "OOOHHH!! That's the word I was looking for!", copy and paste this into your profile. If you hate violence in the world and want peace, copy this onto your profile. If you're such a loser that you actually read these copy into your profile things, copy this into your profile. If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this onto your profile. (FLESH EATING PENCILS WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD OCTOBER 28TH! Okay, so my pencil kept stabbing my friend Emily no matter how many times I tried to stop it! They try to draw blood so they can drink it! Flee to a pencil sharpening store! Hurry! HURRY!) Ways to Annoy people at the cinema/theater: Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!" Go, "Oooooh..." (Or "Eww!") whenever anyone kisses. Clap when the good guy gets killed. During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?" Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!" Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes. Tell the man selling popcorn that the bathroom is flooding. Yell out what is going to happen. Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away. (oh, funny thing...When I saw the midnight premier of HP 7 part 2, a guy dressed as Batman stood up and made a funny pose during a Batman preview.) Say that they cannot sit next to you because your invisible friend already is. Use empty chairs next to you as catapults with candy. Aim at specific people behind you and see if you can hit anyone in the back row. Wear 3D glasses. Complain loudly how bad the effects are. Bring a flashlight. In the middle of the film do shadow puppets on the ceiling. Bring a remote control. Complain that you can't change the channel. Sit front row, the minute the movie starts run out screaming. Bring a beach ball. Toss it around. Try to start a wave. Become a bookie. Take bets on who will die first. Sit in the back and throw eggs at the projection window. Every time someone curses cover your ears and scream, "No profanity!" Sing with the theme music. Bring and use your own air freshener. At the ticket booth, request tickets for really old movies, "I'll have two tickets for the Goonies." Throw spit wads on the screen. Try throwing them on the upper part of the screen so they can't get scraped off. Pass around a collection plate and see if anyone contributes. Point a laser pointer at the screen. Give the audience a laser light show. Bring a book and a bright light. Start reading the book with the light on. When someone asks you to turn out the light, yell, "Shh, I'm trying to read!" Use binoculars. Stare at the audience rather than the movie. Bring a Nintendo laser gun. Shoot at the screen. Clap loudly every time a person walks into the theater late. When someone kicks the back of your chair, scream, "Ahhh, whiplash!" Ask what the theater's return policy on popcorn is. Ask the person at the ticket window, "Do you work here?" Start a standing ovation at the end of the movie. Quote all dialogue 4 seconds after it is said on the screen. Get up frequently and leave the room while singing "Let's all go to the Lobby to get ourselves a treat" Every time there is a gun shot scream, "Hit the floor!", jump on the floor, and cover your head. Wear one of those "cat in the hat" top hats. When someone walks by you in the aisle scream, "Ahhhhhh! Bad Touch!" Play musical chairs, getting up frequently and moving right next to someone sitting by them self. Bring your own beanbag chair and sit in the aisle. Before the movie begins, tape fart cushions to various chairs in the theater room. Bring a portable air popper, pop your own popcorn. Bring a water gun and shoot it at anyone who begins talking then say very loudly, "SHH!" Before the commercials start and people are just coming in and shout so that people outside can hear, "I'M SO VERY SORRY! YOU'RE TOO LATE!" Tie a cardboard box around your waist and walk up and down the aisles shouting "Get your popcorn, peanuts!" Cough really loudly right at the most important part of the movie, so nobody can hear it, like when the killer’s name is going to be said. Laugh hysterically during the sad parts in the movie, cry during the funny ones. Bring a pager or cellphone and set them off every 5 minutes, you can also set off a watch alarm if you have a loud one. Say "Shhhhh" every 5 minutes. Pass by a room that’s showing a movie you’ve already seen, put your head into the room, and scream the ending. .--""Girls-- -- If you think Jenna Heap is almost as oblivious as Phineas Flynn, copy asnd paste it. 98% OF TEENS WON'T STAND UP FOR GOD... REPOST THIS IF YOU'RE ONE OF THE 2 WHO WILL. If you are of the opinion that everyone is entitled to their own opinion, copy this into your profile. If you have ever read something and got sucked into that book, copy this into your profile. If you cried, screamed, threw a fit or shouted FOR GOD'S SAKE WHAT ARE YOU DOING! when Arya rejected Eragon again, Copy and paste. Maybe we can bring them together using the powers of THE INTERWEB!! If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. If you're friends are always trying to tell you to shutup and you won't, copy and paste this into your profile If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile! Copy and paste this into your profile if, when you get bored, you pick a random one of your friends and start talking to them like they were right in front of you then say 'what?' when you get weird looks. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. 95 of teens would have an emotional breakdown if Miley Cyrus stood on top of a building. Copy and past this to your profile if you are one of the 5 screaming jump. If you couldn't live without music, copy and paste this into your profile. If people tend to misunderstand you copy this to your profile. -if you have ever annoyed people just for fun copy this to your profile. -If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile. -If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile -If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile. -Raise awareness for global warming! If you think that we need to act quickly to stop global warming, copy and paste this into your profile -If you think cancer is awful, put this in your profile. -If you are addicted to FanFiction, copy this. -If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. -If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. -If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. -If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile -if you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile. -if you've ever walked into a wall before copy this into your profile. -if you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile. -If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile -If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. -If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile. -If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile! -If you've ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile. -If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself copy this into your profile. -If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. -If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile -If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile Upcoming stories: What You Can't See Starclan's Legacy Lives Not Lived |
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