luna and the marauders rockhide bio
 Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter. Hello! Thanks for looking at my profile! You have found the weirdest person alive!!! Congratulations!! I LOVE HARRY POTTER!!!!!!! MERLIN!!! Just had to throw it out there... I love the Hunger Games as well!!!! Look at the wolf puppy, isn't it so cute! My life is so weird and so is my stories... I was told if I had to rank myself from 1 to 10 on how weird I was, 1 being really weird and 10 being normal, I would give myself pi or the square root of 2 The hat says that I'm Hufflepuff, go badgers!!!! Harry Potter Pairings: Lily/James Sirius/his hair (lol not really but Sirius does love his hair) Remus/Tonks Luna/Blaise Draco/Hermione Harry/Ginny Voldemort/Bellatrix (I think its a good pairings since they are both bonkers) Note: I have decided to finish Just Another Death Eater Meeting as I was finding that the chapters were getting very similar and after the holidays I will not have anytime to write so I'm sorry |
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Why We Fight by Zephyr Seraphim reviews
An accident in Potions sends Draco and Hermione to the past where they meet a couple much like them. Hermione/Draco, James/Lily. Written before "The Half-Blood Prince," AU after "The Order of the Phoenix."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 112,183 - Reviews: 2687 - Favs: 2,889 - Follows: 2,855 - Updated: 1/28/2017 - Published: 2/9/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M., James P., Lily Evans P.
Beauty and the Beast by LittleRedLily reviews
AU. Lily Evans, a naive resident of Hogsmeade, has yearned for an adventure all her life, the kind she always read about in books. Little does she know, she'll get more than she bargained for when a young, arrogant prince goads himself into a curse and it's up to her to break it. Lily and James meet in another world under different circumstances and, as usual, everything goes awry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,708 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 12/29/2016 - Published: 9/21/2013 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] Marauders
Optivus by PPVV reviews
AU Welcome to H.W Academy, where manners exist and the nobility reside. But for James Potter that world comes to an end as he is called to war. Can he leave Lily Evans, the person whom he cares for the most? L/J Will he choose love or duty? R/R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 197,779 - Reviews: 1070 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 680 - Updated: 10/22/2016 - Published: 4/4/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Summer Magic by movinggirl reviews
You mean to say that Potter's family is coincidentally staying across the street from our beach house for the summer, Mum and Mrs. Potter are now randomly best friends, and they expect me to hang out with that git for two months? You've got to be joking. (Even worse? There's a sequel.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 123,057 - Reviews: 1719 - Favs: 1,527 - Follows: 648 - Updated: 6/23/2015 - Published: 8/14/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
What I Want To Do In The Future by Sirius Black by Dawn96 reviews
The 5th Years have been assigned an essay to write before their Careers Advice session. Here's Sirius' take on the matter...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/13/2014 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Sirius B., Minerva M. - Complete
My Careers Advice Essay by Remus J Lupin by Dawn96 reviews
The 5th Years have been assigned an essay to write before their Careers Advice session. Here's Remus' take on the matter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 356 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/13/2014 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Minerva M.
Bad News by feetonthemoon reviews
"What is this?" She didn't answer and so he insisted again, "Lily, what is this?" She took a deep breath and, looking away from him, she finally spoke: "It's a pregnancy test."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,550 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/28/2014 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] - Complete
Fly By by BeverlyAnna reviews
When Lily hasn't left her room in days, James finds his way up to the girls' dormitory to make sure everything's okay.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,353 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/31/2014 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
These Words by WeasleyWannabee reviews
Lily and James's story, told entirely through scribbled notes and letters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 59,447 - Reviews: 739 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 8/7/2014 - Published: 4/24/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
It Was Fate by QueenElizabeth3andCourtJester reviews
James was finally getting a date with Lily, but it had to be cancelled. He was being forced into a marriage he didn't want to be in by his parents. James Potter and Lily Evans hadn't spoken in five years, and big things are happening. James has a daughter. James and his wife are divorcing. Does Lily still have a chance, or will James decide he doesn't want to be with her anymore?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,523 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 4/1/2014 - Published: 3/13/2013 - [James P., Lily Evans P.]
Close Your Eyes by ScarlettSunshine reviews
"I'm alone with Lily Evans, in a dark, tiny space and I'm acting like a toddler who's afraid of the dark," he said. "A little bit, yes," she agreed. "But on the other hand, I'm alone with James Potter, in a dark, tiny space, and I don't even mind so much. So it's a strange situation for the both of us." He nodded, the left corner of his mouth pulling up. "Strange situation indeed."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,724 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/22/2014 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Soul Mates by Comix and Co reviews
When Hermione Granger's spirit is seperated from her body, she is left hopless. Voldemort's forces are rising, Harry is in danger, and she needs to get back to help him, but nobody can see her. Nobody, that is, but the arrogant, prat-like pureblood Draco Malfoy, who in turn has his own sinister task that he must carry out... Sixth year, Rated T to be safe
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 39,520 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 1/10/2014 - Published: 7/18/2012 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Many Tales to Tell by Mai Ascot reviews
Every single HP character is given a ficlet, small or big in canon, they are all listed and written about in alphabetical order by a mad author who's in way over her head. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 10,438 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/28/2013 - Published: 1/7/2012
Last Moments by Comix and Co reviews
A one-shot, written three times from my disorganisation. Voldemort can not believe it when he finds out he's finally killed his nemesis Harry Potter, and thus has a panic attack. Hilarity ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,224 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/20/2013 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Asleep in the Common Room by the potter family reviews
Lily Evans stumbles into the Common Room late one night and finds a student asleep on the couches.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,098 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 7/18/2013 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Fun Facts and Butterbeer by lizardcookie reviews
Because when all efforts at making the rounds schedule fail, what else is there to do but open a few Butterbeers and simply talk. It's here, in the Head's Office, that both Lily and James finally get what they need.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,083 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 31 - Published: 5/26/2013 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Fundamental Laws of Magic by lizardcookie reviews
There are certain rules of magic that Lily Evans would very much have liked not to confront in one day. What began in Defense Against the Dark Arts between two people avoiding the obvious ends in the dungeons, the same two people not the same as they were before. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,669 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 41 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Good Tidings by ScarlettSunshine reviews
It's Christmas Eve and the holiday spirit seems to be lacking for one miserable Lily Evans. Being home for the holidays isn't all she thought it would be with a sister like Petunia. So when she finds herself unwillingly in the company of James Potter, at first she's furious. "Lily!" James exclaimed. "Happy Christmas!" "It isn't Christmas yet," she muttered. "And I'm hardly happy."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 58,992 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Scissors by thelittlegreennotebook reviews
"Muggles have a lot of accessories. It's hard to keep track." "Not that you try," Lily scoffed. "Well, maybe I would have paid more attention to their purposes if I knew that six years later I'd come across Lily Evans trying to maim herself with one."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,983 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/14/2013 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
But Life Happened by AParselmouthsPatronous reviews
This is it. The final battle. The end of it all. And Merlin knows that. But is that all it's the end of? Originally called 'If I'd Have Lived'. First in the the FLALOAF series. WARNING - CHARACTER DEATH. Includes BAMF!Merlin. Reveal fic. Set post series 4. Spoilers for anything before that.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,480 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/5/2012 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Emrys Is Dead by JustYourAverageWhovian reviews
One shot inspired by the 'Harry Potter is dead.' scene in Deathly Hallows. A battle is raging in Camelot, and only one person can save them. Reveal!fic, character death, severe angst and bromance.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,196 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 108 - Published: 9/28/2012 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
The Hogwarts Blog II by TwiLyght Sans Sparkles reviews
The Second War is over, Voldemort aka Phil is dead, and the wizarding world is in shambles. What are Harry and his friends to do? Blog about it, of course! Sequel to The Hogwarts Blog. Again, moderately AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 82 - Words: 61,832 - Reviews: 1497 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 8/30/2012 - Published: 8/18/2008
As the Wind Blows by HeroOfTheCastleOfMarble reviews
Sequel to Wind and Waves.A love was lost before James ever loved Lily.Now almost 7 years later it must be saved, before time runs out on the ex-pirates.Because while the English aren't after them anymore, the Pirates certainly are.Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 172,046 - Reviews: 791 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 565 - Updated: 8/30/2012 - Published: 2/1/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P.
That Thing Called Love by teenage.tradgedy reviews
Lily Evans wants to get married. James Potter does not. Lily Evans leaves him. James Potter never leaves her. This is OOC for James, based on one of the story lines from 'He's just not that into you'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,713 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/24/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Mr Maybe by The Bird Of Fire reviews
When Hermione Granger is hit by a love potion and falls for Draco Malfoy chaos ensues. But what happens when he falls for her, only to have the potion wear off and her to make a quick return to hating the very ground he walks on...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 100,473 - Reviews: 994 - Favs: 857 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 10/25/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Thunder by LilyHeartsJames reviews
Ever since she was a very young child, thunder was never really one of Lily Potter's strong points. Apparently it wasn't one of Harry's either.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,527 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Life Project by DominoTyler reviews
Due to coplaints from parents, the sixth and seventh year students are now taught a life class, starting with their Survival Project! They have a house, kids, bills to pay, things to buy...Lots of ships but mainly Draco/Hermione. Enjoy! Disclaimer's here!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 34,987 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Five Days by accioremote7 reviews
"Five days." He said finally. "You give me five days to make you fall for me. And I get to do whatever I want with you, for those days." "And what do you get if you win?" She asked uncertainly. He held a small smile. "I get you." L/J
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,201 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 5/13/2012 - Published: 4/23/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Teach Me How To Fly by RMGryffindor reviews
Lily Evans is afraid of heights. When she needs to learn to fly, she signs up for a camp over the summer. Who knew James Potter would end up being her coach, with a strict no coach/student policy. Fly through the ups and downs with this dynamic couple. JL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 72,960 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 5/13/2012 - Published: 1/1/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
You Got Me by LilyHeartsJames reviews
"Okay, you got me… I like you, Potter" Lily takes time out from studying to tell James how she really feels. But is it too little too late? LExJP, oneshot, seventh year.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 584 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Lord Voldemort: Matchmaker by potato4 reviews
When the one and only ex-Lord Voldemort plays matchmaker, eight of our favorite characters end up on a desert island. Add a new Muggle game show and two overenthusiastic hosts, and what will happen? Main couple: D/Hr. Other couples are a surprise!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 50,235 - Reviews: 1025 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 448 - Updated: 4/3/2012 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Nobody Else Understood by LilyHeartsJames reviews
She wanted to fly, to spread her wings like a bird and feel the wind beneath her... Just a short LxJ drabble for my own amusement. ONE SHOT. Feel free to leave a review.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 226 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
A Very Awkward Meeting by Comix and Co reviews
What happens when Harry Potter and Cho Chang come across Edward and Bella in the forest? Probably done before but oh well. Rated T for Bella Bashing and because I'm slightly paranoid
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,812 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/24/2012 - [Edward, Cho C., Bella] Harry P. - Complete
The Rest of This Year by ScarlettSunshine reviews
"Potter, you will put me down if you want to be part of the New Year," she huffed. "I'll put you down if you promise to spend the rest of...well the rest of this year with me." It's New Year's Eve and Lily won't be alone. Not if James can help it anyway.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,302 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 1/18/2012 - Published: 12/28/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Truth or Dare: Marauder Style by Jemennuie reviews
The Marauders play Truth or Dare like only they know how, complete with handstands, mock proclamations of love, and Remus trying to outwit James. One-shot. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,647 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Marauders, James P. - Complete
The Harmonica High Bet by RainbowsNSmiles5 reviews
Twins, Angela and Molly, move to Castanet Island to finish high school. But what happens when 3 boys from their class make a bet involving them? The bet? To see who can get one of the girls to kiss them first! Who are the boys? You'll have to find out!
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 63,268 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Angela/Akari, Molly/Hikari - Complete
It's a Mystery by Sunshinesque reviews
"What're you doing here! And why are you...why are you naked!" "I could ask you the same question. Not that I mind though. Honestly, Evans, you should dress like that all the time." *Life is a mystery.* -LxJ-
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 100,467 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 12/16/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Muggle Way by Comix and Co reviews
The Deatheaters need funding. Harry needs to kill Voldemort. Voldemort has a lemonade stand. Hermione's watched a paticular video on Flootube... What happens? WARNING: Contains mild annoyingness Rated T to be safe!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,518 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/6/2011 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
Hey You Wanna Marry Me? by McBoba reviews
5 year old Draco and 5 year old Hermione meet in a muggle park. Fluffy-ish. ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 582 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 11/15/2011 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Chemicals by teenage.tradgedy reviews
Lily's going through a hard time, James is the same as always. When shoved together in Potions and on rounds, Lily learns that spending time with James Potter is not so bad, despite the burns and uneven root chopping. ONESHOT OF EPIC PROPORTIONS.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,483 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Captured by teenage.tradgedy reviews
"I have some grave news," Dumbledore said, looking around somberly. His eyes landed on James in a way that made his hair stand on end. Keeping his eyes locked on James', he continued, "I'm afraid, one of our own has been captured." READ AND REVIEW PLEASE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,182 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Head Boy by xMagicalMystery reviews
"Maybe he was possessed by jinns." "Maybe he IS a jinn." "Maybe he's been threatened by Russian Mafia men. Your dad has connections with them, doesn't he James?" The Marauders try to figure out why Dumbledore made James Head Boy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,409 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 9/23/2011 - Published: 9/19/2011 - James P., Marauders - Complete
Potter I'm Pregnant by eccentric indeed reviews
After I said it and saw James' reaction , I immediately regretted it. "Potter , why so thick ? we are not even dating." I told him. "Whatever you say Mummy Lily , just don't stress too much , it'll be bad for our baby." Merlin.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,243 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 8/28/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
James and the Baby Sitter by LilyHeartsJames reviews
When Lily has to baby-sit for the Potters she never expects to fall for their eldest son. But for just how long can she resist the charming James Potter?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 114,730 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
One of Them by ScarlettSunshine reviews
It's a challenge. One week. Lily's hanging out with the Marauders. But trying to keep up with four seventeen year old boys isn't that easy. "If I win you don't ask me out. At all. Never again." "And if I win, you're my girlfriend." This'll be interesting.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 90,098 - Reviews: 1223 - Favs: 1,169 - Follows: 464 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 2/21/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
When The Pizza Doesn't Arrive by sydneysages reviews
CRACKFIC! Lily, James, Sirius, Remus and Snape are all looking after Harry, when they run out of food in a bizzare situation. How do they cope and what do they do to amuse themselves? CRACK SO DON'T FLAME!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,423 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Marauders, Severus S. - Complete
My Careers Advice Essay Thingy by James Potter by Dawn96 reviews
The 5th Years have been assigned to write an essay before their Careers Advice session. Here's James' essay on his thoughts for his future...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,658 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 7/16/2009 - James P., Minerva M. - Complete
Yo Mamma is HP Jokes by Clarissa Jackson reviews
Yo Mamma is ... HP Jokes . XD ! Enjoy !
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 442 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Complete
Rules are made to be broken by teenage.tradgedy reviews
Passing notes in class is not necessarily a responsible thing to do, however, why you would ever trust the Marauders to follow the rules is beyond me. A short random fic about notes passed in class, tempers, and consequences.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,122 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Twelve Hours James Did Not Ask Out Lily by Sunshinesque reviews
*::Hour six: I think I'm going mad. My fork traced circles on my plate as my eyes burned holes into the back of James' head. This was not funny anymore.::* -LxJ- One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,593 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 47 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Just Like His Grandfather by alicenotinwonderland reviews
James Sirius Potter has a crush on a pretty redhead.He's more like his grandfather than he knows. So, McGonagall decides to tell him the story of his grandfather's quest for Lily's heart to help him out...My first LJ fic!Please read and review!no flames..
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 121,886 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 4/18/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Voldemorg by Comix and Co reviews
Did you know Voldemort had a sister? And that he has Wednesday's off? And that he lives in a muggle neighbourhood next to an annoying man named Frank? Well now you do! Written because I kept spelling his name NTAINS OOC-NESS. T cuz I'm paranoid.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,093 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Voldemort, OC - Complete
Cahoots by Comix and Co reviews
This is what happens when Hermione Granger gets caught sneaking back after meeting up with her secret boyfriend late at night. It's not fun to jump to conclusions... Apart from this time, when it was hilarious. Written for RosemarieBelikov. Contains HG/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,741 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Hermione G. - Complete
Scandalous by crazyelf22 reviews
Lily Evans has always despised James Potter. But when some devious blackmail forces her to "fake date" him, she can't help but wonder what exactly he isn't telling her. Will the secret help her see the Marauder in a new light, or push her further away?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 59,144 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 5/26/2011 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Wand Stealer by teenage.tradgedy reviews
ONESHOT. James Potter has stolen Lily Evans' wand, and will only give it back on one condition. A Date.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,894 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 30 - Published: 5/11/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Lost and Found by teenage.tradgedy reviews
ONESHOT. Fred Weasley has died and gone to wherever dead people go, and he runs into a few people you might know. FRED WEASLEY. REMUS/TONKS. SIRIUS BLACK. DUMBLEDORE. HARRY/GINNY. JAMES/LILY
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,059 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 54 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Fred W., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Scenes from a Hogsmeade Pub by B.C Daily reviews
The Three Broomsticks is the setting for five significant scenes in Lily and James's relationship.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,432 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 1,488 - Follows: 164 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Wake Up by birchermuesli reviews
James Potter is convinced that he and Lily Evans are meant to be. Sirius tries to help by gaining access to her thoughts. There he finds 'sexy chickens' and Remus Lupin's buttocks. But then everything goes haywire, and Lily is seriously confused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 70,013 - Reviews: 597 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
I'm Staying With You by ScarlettSunshine reviews
next after 'I'm Sticking With You' but you don't have to read that to understand this. Lily spends part of her summer with the Potters and Sirius after she decides she can't take arguing with her sister anymore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 39,897 - Reviews: 707 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 11/6/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Reunion by movinggirl reviews
James and Lily Potter have had to learn everything about their son through people who have died and come Above. But after 100 long years on Earth, Harry's finally at the Gate. Now James and Lily will get to meet their son, for the very first time.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,963 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 1,416 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 2/13/2011 - Published: 2/5/2011 - James P., Harry P. - Complete
Courtesy Of Sirius…Or Was It Remus? by ElvenMuggle reviews
Sirius...Or Remus...Decide to lock Lily and James in a room in an attempt to finally bring them together. But, of course, the plan goes wrong and Lily, along with all of the marauders, all end up trapped. And then chaos ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 39,499 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Flower and Prongs by teenage.tradgedy reviews
Lily Evans has become the new Hogwarts Head Girl, but her partner in action, the Head Boy, is her long hated enemy, James Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 217,940 - Reviews: 756 - Favs: 1,202 - Follows: 420 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Boyfriend by Molly Raesly reviews
Potter was going to say that he wasn't my boyfriend. I couldn't let him do that. For the love of Merlin, I could not let him do that. I had to stop him. He couldn't tell her the truth. So I did the only conceivable thing I could think of. I kissed him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 136,472 - Reviews: 2642 - Favs: 5,930 - Follows: 1,445 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Hide and Seek by Sarcasticlygleeful Smurf reviews
Andromeda, Bellatrix, Narcissa, Sirius, and Regulus play hide and seek at Grimmauld Place with funny results.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 826 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 12 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Sirius B., Narcissa M. - Complete
I'm Sticking With You by ScarlettSunshine reviews
A charm gone wrong has Lily and James stuck together. Literally. James is ecstatic to find out he gets to stay within less than a foot with Lily at all times. Lily is completely livid. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 31,096 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 11/6/2010 - Published: 8/19/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Bathwater by xXBeckyFoo reviews
It's their 7th year,the Dark Lord's dead and the Death Eaters are all rounded up. Nothing could go wrong, right? There's a sense of peace in the air, but how long can it possibly last when the Ministry's throwing people together for all eternity? Curse the new Marriage Law.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 123,462 - Reviews: 1776 - Favs: 2,905 - Follows: 967 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Lily's Eyes by DominoTyler reviews
Snape thinks that Lily has the most beautiful eyes in the world. What will happen if he stares at them all class? Disclaimer's here!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 233 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Letter J by Molly Raesly reviews
I don’t get jealous. But why am I so jealous?” She paused to catch her breath. Then, looking back down at the ground, Lily continued, “And why is the letter “J” stalking me like a bloody ghost?”
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,696 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 60 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Are You Kidding Me! by Sydelle Rein reviews
Another run in with pesky bandits puts Merlin and Arthur in a sticky situation, and Arthur is left gawking like an idiot at Merlin's escape strategy. No Slash.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,613 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 778 - Follows: 143 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Hogwarts Next Top Model by Zayz reviews
AU MWPP era. In January of their 6th year, the Marauders come up with their best boredom buster to date - a recreation of the show America's Next Top Model, along with a lovely prize. Drama and hilarity in equal parts promptly ensue. R&R?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 153,530 - Reviews: 735 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Complete
Lady Velisna by cylobaby reviews
Lily works for Voldemort in order to save her sister. Voldemort thinks of her as a daughter and has taught her to become a Stunner. Can James and the rest of the Order convince her that she has a chance to escape before it's too late? Written preHBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 68 - Words: 172,573 - Reviews: 1488 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 7/20/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Rosalie's Exboyfriend by Uxiegirl reviews
Rosalie and Bella were watching Tom and Jerry when suddenly the doorbell rings, and there on the doorstep was Tom Riddle. This is my first fanfic so PLEASE review!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 26 - Words: 10,855 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Tom R. Jr., Rosalie - Complete
The Hogwarts Blog by TwiLyght Sans Sparkles reviews
Dumbledore has started a blog. Read thoughts from Dumbledore, Harry, Ron, Snape and even Voldemort! Moderately AU. Coauthored with a friend of mine. Rated T to be safe. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 169 - Words: 119,319 - Reviews: 3801 - Favs: 966 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 8/18/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Lily's List by MotherCrumpet reviews
LILY EVAN'S IMPOSSIBLY LONG LIST OF CHANGES THAT JAMES POTTER WOULD HAVE TO GO THROUGH IN ORDER FOR LILY EVANS TO DATE HIM is a list started by Lily her first night at Hogwarts. Will Lily risk getting hurt or simply add to the list when James changes?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 159,618 - Reviews: 1367 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 7/9/2008 - Published: 2/11/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Arrogance and Ignorance by AnneM.Oliver reviews
A romance set in the era of Jane Austen novels, this is the story of a woman and a man. The man thinks he is better than all others, & the woman knows she is smarter. Their differences aside, they have one thing in common, both are smitten with the other.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 140,164 - Reviews: 1456 - Favs: 1,398 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
10 Things I Hate About James Potter by AlannaDragon reviews
Loosely based on the movie "10 Things I Hate About You". Full summary inside. CHAPTER 28 REVISED
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 115,120 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 4/20/2008 - Published: 5/24/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Philologus by PPVV reviews
COMPLETE! AU Welcome to H.W Academy, where manners exist and the nobility reside. It’s the only world James Potter knows, but when Lily Evans enters his life, that world is shattered. L/J He’s about to learn that there are some things money can’t buy. R/R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 184,698 - Reviews: 1996 - Favs: 1,297 - Follows: 586 - Updated: 3/22/2008 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Love Me or Hate Me it's still an Obsession by LilyHeartsJames reviews
LJ. 'I HATE YOU' Lily screamed, 'You know what they say, love me or hate me it's still an obsession' James replied smirking. Lily glared at him 'See you around Foxy' he said walking off, 'I hate you' she muttered.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 50,170 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 2/2/2008 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Wind And Waves by HeroOfTheCastleOfMarble reviews
James is the pirate Captain of The Marauder. Lily is the daughter of a Duke. The two strike up a contract and the next thing Lily knows, she's on a Pirate ship, with one of the deadliest pirates after her. AU LilyJames Please read and review! Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 135,922 - Reviews: 1334 - Favs: 1,410 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 8/4/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Avoiding Potter Or Not by LilyHeartsJames reviews
Lily Evans swore she'd hate James Potter for the rest of her life and vice versa, but what happens when James moves in next door to her? Fights, friendship and most of all, the greatest love you could ever possibly have.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 74,445 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 11/6/2007 - Published: 6/19/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Tales of a Best Man by siriusly klutzy reviews
At James and Lily's wedding reception, Sirius gives his best man speech.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Not On My Watch by siriusly klutzy reviews
A very pregnant Lily has to pee, but Sirius isn't having a good hair day and has locked himself in the bathroom.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Lily Evans P. - Complete
Wild Things by ladybalin reviews
Lily encounters Padfoot, Wormtail, Moony, and Prongs. Hilarity, romance, and possibly some illicit groping ensue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,459 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 10/9/2007 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
An Xmas Vacation Plus The Marauders Equals Chaos by LilyHeartsJames reviews
Lily thought she would be having the holiday of a lifetime, but then her enemy turned up… at the same airport, on the same plane, at the same hotel, at the same places. And he brought his “charming” annoying friends with him. Fanbloodytastic!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,067 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 10/4/2007 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Snape's Super Secret by Red The Animator reviews
Snape has a secret. Harry and Ron want to find out what it is, but will they be able to handle the truth? And more importantly, will they be able to convince Hermione that it's true?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,509 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/12/2007 - Published: 9/7/2007 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Cross by magicXheart reviews
Lily accidently made an Unbreakable Oath that she would go one year disguised as a boy. She transfers to Hogwarts where she meets the Marauders. Her main problem: How does she fall in love with James when they're both guys.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 42,985 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 3/2/2007 - Published: 7/20/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
101 Pick Up Lines by purtyinpink71121 reviews
This is a collection of the 101 pick up lines and clever asking outs that James used on Lily... and of course her smartass responses.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,947 - Reviews: 1193 - Favs: 1,859 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 12/17/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Bloody Little Problem by MJshunpike reviews
Dangerous assumptions are made when Remus tells Lily about his little problem. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/1/2006 - Lily Evans P., Remus L. - Complete
Parenting Class by IcyPanther reviews
Complete DHr & HG Sixth years at Hogwarts are now required to take a parenting class, what fun! Hermione, Draco, and Harry are paired up in which they'll trade off being children. Can they live through the class or will being a parent prove too hard?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 207,647 - Reviews: 6544 - Favs: 5,589 - Follows: 1,353 - Updated: 9/15/2006 - Published: 9/19/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Jacob Black Buys a New Pair of Socks by Rhiann reviews
Just a regular day in Forks. No, really.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 67 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Complete
Waiting For the Loo by Weird Not Boring reviews
That’s when it hit Lily. She was flirting with James Potter! Her enemy whom she had sworn to hate forever! And right next to the door to the loo, no less! She must be going mental. oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,932 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/5/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Incident in the Library by greenconverses reviews
Lily Evans has been distracted lately…and it’s all because of James Potter and his stupid, unbuttoned shirt. Hardly any fluff, but plenty of shirtless James for everybody. Seventh year fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,780 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 2,436 - Follows: 341 - Published: 6/23/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Moony's Furry Little Problem by fellytone reviews
In their second year, James, Sirius, and Peter follow Remus to find out where he goes every month.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,415 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/10/2006 - James P., Remus L. - Complete
The Outside of Enough: A Sirius Story by fellytone reviews
Sirius attends a Black family reunion and realizes that he's had enough of being a Black. A completed short story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,249 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/23/2006 - Sirius B., Regulus B. - Complete
Have you hugged your James Potter today? by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
A hug a day keeps James Potter at bay. JamesLily. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 53 - Published: 12/13/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Obsessive Lily Disorder by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
James worships the ground Lily, er, throws him on? Includes stalking, Polyjuice potion and James attempting many acts of suicide such as drowning his head in toilet bowls because Apple Of His Eye Evans hates his guts. Or does she? Complete .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 144,021 - Reviews: 2115 - Favs: 2,187 - Follows: 535 - Updated: 10/29/2005 - Published: 6/7/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Priori Incantatem by fellytone reviews
Can James Potter, Marauder and troublemaker extraordinaire, ever convince Lily Evans, Prefect and good girl, that they were meant to be? Now complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 64 - Words: 306,215 - Reviews: 4717 - Favs: 3,391 - Follows: 752 - Updated: 8/7/2005 - Published: 10/1/2003 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Hand in Hand by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
Enemies James Potter and Lily Evans' hands are stuck together by James' fellow Marauders...mainly Sirius's idea. Read the story of how they discover love is the heart of acceptance and hate is the heart of denial. Includes nifflers and Marauder fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 112,853 - Reviews: 890 - Favs: 962 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 6/17/2005 - Published: 3/23/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
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Just Another Death Eater Meeting reviews
What do you think a normal death eater meeting would be like? Let's say it not what you would expect. Very OOC Set in 6th year
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,164 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/27/2013 - Published: 10/20/2012 - Severus S., Voldemort - Complete
Late again Zabini reviews
Blaise has been helping Luna feed the thestrals and is always late to dinner. Draco and Theo want to find out what really is happening between Luna and Blaise by questioning Blaise. Bad summary but the story is better.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Blaise Z., Luna L. - Complete