Good morning, afternoon or evening, my dear peasants. You may know me as your friendly neighbourhood Spider-man, or your Dark Lord of All. Depends on what mood you catch me on... Ahaha, sorry, inside joke. Anyways, you can call me Luthien, which is the name the Elves gave me, or Aylla, which is the name my mother gave me... Or Aya or Layla, two of the names my friends gave me. Yeah, I've got a lot of nicknames. Anyways, I should stop rambling. Okay... So, we've established my name. That's wonderful. Perhaps you want to know more? I'm a girl, as I hope you could tell, because my name is a girls name. I'm thirteen years old, and I live in Australia. I wish I lived in England, or Wales, or Ireland... Or Scotland, or actually New Zealand. Really, anywhere that's not here.

I'm quite the movie buff, and I watch at least two movies a day. (More often than not, I've already seen the movie, but still, the point stands). I also read a lot, I go through at least three, usually four books in a week, as well as numerous fanfictions on here, Wattpad or Quibblo. I love music, too. Generally I tend to prefer 60's soul music, movie soundtracks or indie pop. Sometimes rock, and on the rare occasion that it's an okay song, pop. But not usually.

I'm a crazed fangirl... and a proud nerd. I'm incredibly dorky, more often that not I'll wear a fez to school. But that's because they're cool. If you didn't pick up from that little hint, I'm a Whovian. And if you didn't pick up from that, it means I like Doctor Who. And if you don't know what that is, you may as well not even talk to me.

I belong to many fandoms, the ones I am most a part of though, are Doctor Who, Sherlock, The Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, The Hunger Games, Spider-man, Warm Bodies, Star Trek, The Hobbit and One Direction. But The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings kinda go together... Eh, anyways. With One Direction, mostly I just like the bromance Larry Stylinson, which is Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson. I also like their music, but... not that much. I won't scream at you, so don't worry.

As a fangirl, one of my favourite pass-times is shipping. So yeah, I have more than one OTP, if that can happen. It can, because I have at least... seven OTP's. My top two ship's though, are Johnlock and Larry Stylinson. I also ship Janto. And those are just the boyxboy top's. I also have three top girlxboy. Which are Amy/Rory (I don't know their couple name) 11th Doctor/River (Again, don't know the couple name) and Romione.

As I said before, I watch a lot of movies. Which results in me having many celebrity crushes, and favourite actors. Some of which are Elijah Wood, Andrew Garfield, Nicholas Hoult, Dominic Monaghan, Benedict Cumberbatch, Martin Freeman, Matt Smith, David Tennant, Tobey Maguire, Josh Hutcherson, Johnny Depp, Hugh Jackman and Zachary Quinto. And that's just the guys. For girls, I like Jennifer Lawrence, Emma Watson, Karen Gillan, Catherine Tate, Evanna Lynch, Bonnie Wright, Anne Hathaway, Emma Stone, Teresa Palmer, and Kirsten Dunst.

Right now my favourite movies are tied between Les Miserables, The Hobbit, The Fellowship of the Ring, Spider-man (the first Tobey Maguire one) and Warm Bodies. My favourite books are tied between Divergent, King of Shadows, The Hobbit, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix and The Fault in our Stars. And my favourite song... Ugh. For a soundtrack, it's between I Dreamed a Dream and Misty Mountains Cold (Les Mis and The Hobbit), for old songs... I don't even know, and for new, I guess I'd go with Little Talks by Of Monsters and Men, King and Lionheart by Of Monsters and Men, Mountain Sound by of Monsters and Men, Dirty Paws by Of Monsters and Men, or Ho Hey by The Lumineers. If you can't tell, Of Monsters and Men is my favourite band.

I think I'm done talking now...

I BELIEVE IN SHERLOCK HOLMES.

KEEP CALM I'M THE DOCTOR.

FRODO BAGGINS EYES.

Okay, that is all. See you lot later, I'm off to sonic the wall. Or shoot it. Or whatever.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go,

I sit in a corner, and read a book.

I am the girl that people look through when I say something.

I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, or writing, or

Doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal.

I am the girl that people call weird and a freak,

Either behind my back or to my face.

I am the girl that doesn't spend all her free time on Myspace,

Or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone.

I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year.

I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers,

And jump and splash in the rain.

BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is,

Doesn't care if people call her weird.

Who loves reading and writing,

And doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do anymore,

Who can express herself better with words than actions,

Who doesn't need a guy to complete her,

Who knows the importance of the little things.

I am this girl, no matter what anyone else thinks.

I AM PROUD TO BE THIS GIRL.

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.

A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you when you aren't down anymore.

A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.

A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.

A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries.

You know you live in 2013 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or myspace

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and sit back and smirk as everyone wonders just how the heck you managed it

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isnt for you

If all else fails, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door

The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on

I'm smiling. That really should scare you.

Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt

Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience

Someday, we'll look on this, laugh nervously and change the subject

I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me

Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them

Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas

If I had any dignity that would have been humiliating.

That which does not kill me had better run pretty dang fast.

Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

When in doubt, push random buttons!

Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter

If you can't beat the computer at chess, try kickboxing.

When you talk to God, that's religion. When God talks to you, that's psychotic.

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.

Last night I was looking up at the stars when suddenly I wondered..."Dude, where the heck's my ceiling?"

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people...

Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking

He who laughs last thinks slowest

An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work

I'm not cynical, I just see things the way they are

I respect your opinion, I just think it's stupid

It's not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept.

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

A clear conscience is usually a sign of memory loss.

There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots.

The secret to success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you’re good

I'm not as dumb as you look

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

Sarcasm is one more free service we offer.

I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Some people are like slinkies. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs.

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to

Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.

I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing

Silence is golden but duct tape is silver.

Anything thrown hard enough should hurt.

Flying is simple, you just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Some say the glass is half full, some say it's half empty, I say, "Are you gonna drink that?"

When I was born, I was so shocked that I didn't talk for a year and a half.

Where there's a will...I want to be in it.

Do not disturb, I'm disturbed already.

The trouble with life, is there's no background music.

I couldn't repair you brakes, so I made your horn louder.

A clean house is a sign of a broken computer!

Do not walk behind me for I may not lead, do not walk in front of me for I will not follow. If you want to walk besides me, go far it, but don't expect a big reaction...

For people who like peace and quiet: Get a PHONELESS CORD!

I don't get even, I get odder.

I have a photographic memory, but it takes a day to develop.

I've learned from my mistakes, and I'm sure I could repeat them exactly, if it's worth it.

Light travels faster than sound. That is why...some people seem bright until you hear them speak.

You have the right to remain silent, anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.

An optimist is someone who falls off the empire state building and after 50 floors says "So far so good!"

If Fed ex and UPS merge, they would be called Fed UP.

Chaos, panic, pandemonium, my work here is done.

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

Love me, Hate me, make a voodoo doll of me and stick it full of pins, I will continue to be indifferent to you.

To be alone is to be different; to be different is to be alone.

The beatings will cease once moral improves.

Excuse me while I find a container for my joy.

People who think they know everything annoy those of us who do.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you talk so fast no one can understand you unless they try really hard and even then it's a struggle, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever done anything incredibly stupid for no apparent reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile

If you cried during/after reading Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, copy this to your profile

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If you loved DH, HBP, OotP, GoF, PoA, CoS, and SS/PS, and know what all those initials stand for, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Harry/Hermione shippers are delusional (especially if they have read books 4-7, and still believe in that pairing), copy this into your profile.

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If you cried when Fred Weasley died (in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows), and not afraid to admit it, copy, paste this on your profile.

If you cried when Dobby died (in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows), copy and paste this into your profile

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If you read Deathly Hallows in under a week, copy and paste this

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If someone asks you what you want for your birthday, and you reply, "An owl, so we can keep in touch when I leave for Hogwarts!" copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you wanted to punch Remus Lupin in the gut for thinking that he was "too old" for Tonks, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you agree that Tonks is a way better nickname than Dora (as in Nymphadora), copy and paste this onto your profile.

Copy and paste this into your profile if you like Hobbits. :)

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