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Poll: Should I post the scenes I already have as "Alone at Last - Snapshots"? I have a bunch of scenes, but no idea how to get them together, and fit into the main story. If I ever do figure it out, I'll update "Alone at Last - Sort Of." Vote Now!
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Joined 02-22-16, id: 7575865, Profile Updated: 04-16-19
Author has written 5 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Witcher.

Hi. So I'm a big PJO/HoO fan, not to mention a piece of Percabeth trash; though I do enjoy other ships, Rick just made Percabeth so OP that any other kinda pales in comparison IMHO.

Harry Potter was the first series that I was way into, and I have little preference for any ship in particular, since JK didn't really put that much into the romantic relationships of the main characters. Case in point: wtf was that bit with Neville and Luna that came out of nowhere???

I consider myself pretty tolerant, but I'm too much of a straight male to tolerate male/male slash. If it's the main focus that is. If it's background stuff or isn't super important to the story, it's all good.

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Right now I don't really have much inspiration for my own OC, mostly reading other people's stuff and altering it, even though the stories and authors are great. But I figure, that's what this whole website's about; writers inspiring other writers and so on. If I give credit where it's due, I should be fine, right?

--STANDARD DISCLAIMER FOR EVERYTHING I POST--

Gonna put the disclaimer here, since putting it in with every story I write would be tedious.

I do not own characters, settings, plot, etc of PJO, Witcher, HP, or any other franchise/work not written by me (other fanfiction writers included) and will mention/link to said owners when appropriate. I only claim ownership of characters, setting, plot, etc that I write/create.

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As the name implies, I'm a stickler for getting things "right", and a lot of reviews might include something of that nature; usually something relating to medieval historical combat/weapons/armor, but also science or just logic or characterization. This doesn't mean that I didn't enjoy the work being reviewed, just something that I felt needed to be said. When I read them, I automatically 'fix' them in my head, so it doesn't really bother me.

I will, however, say that while my interests are wide, they only run deep sporadically, so I might start out with a concept and run with it until it is something that is incorrect. I apologize in advance, and thank anyone that lifts my ignorance. Links to sources are especially helpful.

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Darth Vader: Hero of Naboo by AkumaKami64 reviews
The Force often works in strange ways. That was never truer when Darth Vader, not Anakin Skywalker, found himself on Naboo during the Trade Federation occupation. How is the Republic to react to a Sith Lord that has committed no crime and is aiding Queen Amidala? And did I mention Vader wasn't the only one brought along the ride? No, it's not Luke or Leia.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 63,012 - Reviews: 1687 - Favs: 5,261 - Follows: 6,510 - Updated: 8/29 - Published: 1/12/2016 - Darth Vader, Anakin Skywalker, Qui-Gon J., Padmé Amidala
Maester Wolf by ctc1000 reviews
What if Jon Snow wasn't the stupidest man in Westeros? A new beginning where Jon is still Lyanna's son, but Ned Stark hides him in a different way, which has a major impact on the Wars to come. A more cunning Snow changes the outcomes for his brothers and sisters. Eventually there will be some pairings but not for a while. First ten chapters will focus on the War of Five Kings.
Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 108,284 - Reviews: 649 - Favs: 1,249 - Follows: 1,503 - Updated: 8/28 - Published: 5/26 - Jon S., Robb S.
A Discordant Note by Noodlehammer reviews
It only takes a single disharmonious element to throw off the entire composition. Fifty years before Robert Baratheon was to ascend the Iron Throne, Westeros receives one hell of a bad musician. Harry never did care about any player other than himself.
Crossover - Harry Potter & A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 208,668 - Reviews: 4121 - Favs: 6,853 - Follows: 8,061 - Updated: 8/6 - Published: 8/13/2018
One Punch Wizard by MrWriterWriter reviews
When the Dursleys die in a car crash, Dumbledore is left with a quandary as to where to place the Boy-Who-Lived. That is, until he remembers another relative of Lily's: a cousin in Japan. Rated M just be safe.
Crossover - Harry Potter & One Punch Man/ワンパンマン - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 47,773 - Reviews: 1512 - Favs: 4,018 - Follows: 4,687 - Updated: 7/11 - Published: 2/7/2017 - Harry P., Saitama
Warcaster by The Crimson Lord reviews
The spell that should have killed sent its victim to a world where man bound machines to their will. Warcasters commanded and warjacks obeyed, and the Fates that had meant for the boy to carry a burden found instead a girl who stared at them beside the empty crib of her twin. Fifteen years have passed and the Dark Lord has returned. The Light must have a champion, but who?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 50,630 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 1,179 - Follows: 1,320 - Updated: 7/3 - Published: 2/19/2014 - Harry P.
Another Form Of Power by Jade Tatsu reviews
In the wake of All Might's rejection, Izuku goes with Sensei. From there the world is changed. Sensei has many quirks and many plans. Tomura is the obvious plan, the one everyone focuses on. Izuku is the hidden plan, the one that bides its time before striking when you least expect it. Both have power and purpose but only one needs to succeed. Villain! Politician! Adult! Izuku AU
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 175,899 - Reviews: 567 - Favs: 971 - Follows: 899 - Updated: 5/21 - Published: 2/2 - Izuku M., Katsuki B., Shigaraki T., Black Mist - Complete
Not Dumbledore by kathryn518 reviews
Ron Weasley knows something the Wizarding World does not.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,558 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 1,509 - Follows: 575 - Published: 4/21 - Harry P., Ron W., Albus D. - Complete
Harry Potter, Geek of Magic by jlluh reviews
Harry Potter is a geek, a nerd, a total dork whose favorite hobby is "transfiguring stuff." He doesn't understand what rules are, has no social skills, is barely sentient, and is very smart.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 73,007 - Reviews: 616 - Favs: 2,004 - Follows: 2,854 - Updated: 3/27 - Published: 10/27/2017 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Luna L.
The King in the Long Night by Cap'n Chryssalid reviews
The War of Five Kings rages in Westeros. A bloody Civil War wracks Yi Ti. The Disputed Lands in Essos are aflame. In the night sky, a great Red Comet can be seen. Yet the comet is not the only visitor from deep space. For decades, the Commonwealth of Man has observed this far-flung system and finally, the order has come to begin the Uplift, whether the natives like it or not.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 116,159 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 3/23 - Published: 3/19
Two Little Words by Kender Speak reviews
In third year, Hermione is rapidly succumbing to the stress of her workload. Harry corners her in the common room, late at night, and demands to know what's wrong. Two little words will send her on a journey of self discovery as she finds a new dynamic to explore. The only question remaining is, will Harry be the man she needs him to be? Contains BDSM, D/s, etc.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 131,341 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 1,212 - Follows: 1,736 - Updated: 3/12 - Published: 7/28/2018 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
When Harry met Wednesday by Jhotenko reviews
Sirius is dead, and Harry has reached his breaking point. A chance meeting with a pale girl and her family moves Harry's life in a new direction. Rated M for macabre themes, and later on suggestive adult content.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 171,669 - Reviews: 1829 - Favs: 5,771 - Follows: 6,441 - Updated: 2/9 - Published: 12/17/2015 - [Harry P., Wednesday A.]
A Lady's Crush by Ariel Riddle reviews
War hero Harry needs to marry, but he has no taste for the slew of witches being ushered before him. He comes up with a scheme to marry his best friend and fellow war heroine, lowly Muggle-born Hermione Granger. Written for Age of Potter 2018.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,855 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 628 - Updated: 11/12/2018 - Published: 8/13/2018 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
A Spartan in Westeros (A Song of Ice and Fire X Halo Crossover) by Agailius reviews
When the Forward Unto Dawn lands in the North, it sets the stage for untold repercussions which will ripple throughout the whole of Westeros. With civil war threatening to tear the land apart, and an entirely more dire threat arising beyond the Wall, John and Cortana take it upon themselves to again protect the whole of mankind; from both it's own demons... and those beyond.
Crossover - Halo & A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 128,153 - Reviews: 1565 - Favs: 3,422 - Follows: 4,029 - Updated: 10/1/2018 - Published: 6/3/2014 - Master Chief/John-117, Cortana, Jon S., Eddard S./Ned
Blindness by AngelaStarCat reviews
Harry Potter is not standing up in his crib when the Killing Curse strikes him, and the cursed scar has far more terrible consequences. But some souls will not be broken by horrible circumstance. Some people won't let the world drag them down. Strong men rise from such beginnings, and powerful gifts can be gained in terrible curses. (HP/HG, Scientist!Harry)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 324,281 - Reviews: 4985 - Favs: 13,005 - Follows: 13,026 - Updated: 9/25/2018 - Published: 1/1/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
For Love of Magic by Noodlehammer reviews
A different upbringing leaves Harry Potter with an early knowledge of magic and a view towards the Wizarding World not as an escape from the Dursleys, but as an opportunity to learn more about it. Unfortunately, he quickly finds that there are many elements in this new world that are unwilling to leave the Boy-Who-Lived alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 56 - Words: 812,590 - Reviews: 11410 - Favs: 11,323 - Follows: 10,800 - Updated: 8/13/2018 - Published: 12/15/2015 - Harry P. - Complete
The Basilisk of Erebor by Jetainia reviews
Bilbo Baggins had expected to see many things when he entered Erebor for the first time. He did not expect to see a giant statue of a dragon and find a giant snake. Who he then made friends with... MoD!Harry (hinted). Oneshot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,864 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 1,180 - Follows: 511 - Published: 12/14/2017 - Harry P., Gandalf, Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
Monstrous by The Mad Mad Reviewer reviews
Something new has arrived in the Forbidden Forest, and the Boy-Who-Lived never arrived at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33,831 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 2,136 - Follows: 730 - Published: 12/10/2017 - Complete
No Competition by Evilgoddss reviews
What if the horcrux in Harry's scar hadn't quite been as contained by the Blood Wards as Dumbledore planned. Rather than twisting Harry's personality, it darkened his aura. And the dark creatures of the magical world really liked that aura. Gee. Sucks to be a Dark Lord trying to make your comeback. VERY AU. Just for fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 2074 - Favs: 10,843 - Follows: 11,003 - Updated: 11/13/2017 - Published: 3/20/2015
Winter Comes by Cambrian Beckett reviews
Waking up tied to a Weirwood Tree with a Child of the Forest about to stab a dagger into your heart is never a good thing. What follows gives that experience a run for its money though. (Night King Self-Insert Fic)
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 24 - Words: 100,653 - Reviews: 547 - Favs: 1,928 - Follows: 1,714 - Updated: 11/2/2017 - Published: 9/17/2017 - Night King - Complete
Hermione Granger, Demonologist by BrilliantLady reviews
Hermione was eight when she summoned her first demon. She was lonely. He asked what she wanted, and she said a friend to have tea parties with. It confused him a lot. But that wasn't going to stop him from striking a promising deal with the young witch. Dark!Hermione, Slytherin!Hermione, occult theme. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,955 - Reviews: 1110 - Favs: 3,478 - Follows: 2,100 - Updated: 10/19/2017 - Published: 8/14/2017 - Hermione G., Theodore N. - Complete
The Difference One Man Can Make by joen1801 reviews
After the Battle of Hogwarts, Harry Potter decided to travel the world. Twelve years later when a new threat attempts to destroy the progress made in Britain he returns home to deal with the situation. During the fight that puts down the small group of upstarts Harry finds himself in a world of ice and fire
Crossover - Harry Potter & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 265,320 - Reviews: 4517 - Favs: 11,014 - Follows: 12,263 - Updated: 2/1/2017 - Published: 3/22/2015
I'm Still Here by kathryn518 reviews
The second war with Voldemort never really ended, and there were no winners, certainly not Harry Potter who has lost everything. What will Harry do when a ritual from Voldemort sends him to another world? How will he manage in this new world in which he never existed, especially as he sees familiar events unfolding? Harry/Multi eventually.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 292,799 - Reviews: 5439 - Favs: 16,211 - Follows: 18,995 - Updated: 1/28/2017 - Published: 9/21/2013 - Harry P., Fleur D., Daphne G., Perenelle F.
Picnic Panic by LeQuin reviews
Hermione is home for an Easter barbecue that her parents are hosting. She's brought her boyfriend and is thoroughly regretting that decision. She calls a dear friend to help with the damage control.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,146 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 3,275 - Follows: 1,029 - Updated: 1/14/2017 - Published: 12/8/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., OC, Dr. Granger - Complete
The First Heat by The Assassin's Pen reviews
...after The Last Wish. A scene insert for after the side quest in Witcher 3 The Last Wish. It was awfully cold on that wreck and Geralt had been in the icy Skellige waters. Even a Witcher feels the cold, and there is that strange matter of he and Yennefer actually figuring out they love one another. Just how far and how visceral does that love run? Yennefer x Geralt.
Witcher - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,792 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/9/2016 - Geralt of Rivia, Yennefer - Complete
The Accidental Animagus by White Squirrel reviews
Harry escapes the Dursleys with a unique bout of accidental magic and eventually winds up at the Grangers' house. Now, he has what he always wanted: a loving family, and he'll need their help to take on the magical world and vanquish the dark lord who has pursued him from birth. Years 1-4. Sequel posted.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 112 - Words: 697,191 - Reviews: 4782 - Favs: 7,714 - Follows: 6,930 - Updated: 7/30/2016 - Published: 11/20/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Handbook of Elf Psychology by evansentranced reviews
Sequel to Fantastic Elves and Where to Find Them! Harry is captured by wizards and brought to a castle. The wizards are obnoxious, but there's a lovely wood nearby which is quaintly named the "Forbidden" Forest. Harry thinks that's adorable.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 99,261 - Reviews: 2556 - Favs: 6,333 - Follows: 6,222 - Updated: 6/21/2016 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Harry P., Draco M., Severus S., Luna L. - Complete
Saruman of many Devices by Saphroneth reviews
Alone of every power in Middle-Earth, Saruman innovates, notably gunpowder. But he lost. What if he had a little help? Actually a cross-over between LOTR and the General series by David Drake. Uses both book and movie elements.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 130,580 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 1,455 - Follows: 1,396 - Updated: 4/3/2016 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Saruman
Harry Potter: Child of Akatosh by Mortaegus reviews
On the night Voldemort fell, Lily Potter invoked the names of the gods of time eternal and space infinite, hoping to send her child to a different time and place, where he would be safe. She offered everything she had to see it done, and when she died she got the attention of one such god. He took pity on her and her child, and broke the divine compact to save him. Eventual H/Hr.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 64,161 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 1,263 - Follows: 1,584 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 5/14/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Firsts by she.s.a.shy.one reviews
He promised he would come back for her. And he did. / The first time they met, the first time a man returned for her, the first time they came to Camp Half Blood, the first time she thought he was a complete fool (and the times after that). The many firsts in the relationship of Calypso, goddess of Ogygia and Leo Valdez, son of Hephaestus. (Post- HoH; CALEO)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 192,796 - Reviews: 2478 - Favs: 1,240 - Follows: 1,288 - Updated: 3/9/2015 - Published: 10/21/2013 - Calypso, Leo V.
Returning to the Start by timunderwood9 reviews
Harry killed them once. Now that he is eleven he'll kill them again. Hermione knows her wonderful best friend has a huge secret, but that just means he needs her more. A H/Hr time travel romance where they don't become a couple until Hermione is twenty one, and Harry kills death eaters without the help of children.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,170 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 2,094 - Follows: 1,054 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 9/12/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
On the Way to Greatness by mira mirth reviews
As per the Hat's decision, Harry gets Sorted into Slytherin upon his arrival in Hogwarts—and suddenly, the future isn't what it used to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 232,797 - Reviews: 3807 - Favs: 10,835 - Follows: 12,055 - Updated: 9/4/2014 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Harry P.
Weres Harry? by DobbyElfLord reviews
Dark curses don't play nice- not even with each other. When nine year-old Harry is bitten by a werewolf, the horcrux fights back. The result could only happen to Harry Potter. Canon-ish for the first three years of Hogwarts - AU from that point forward.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 152,524 - Reviews: 3917 - Favs: 9,262 - Follows: 9,989 - Updated: 8/15/2014 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Harry P.
He's Mine by Romantic Silence reviews
Hermione enjoys the benefits of a Harry shunned by his peers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,408 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 851 - Follows: 228 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Calculation by fringeperson reviews
Young Harry liked numbers, he liked using numbers and working out the value of things. When he found out that he was a wizard and had a big pile of gold... well, he had something new to calculate. oneshot, complete, don't own.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,141 - Reviews: 1305 - Favs: 13,641 - Follows: 3,556 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
The Thief of Hogwarts by bluminous8 reviews
Summary: AU Young Harry learns to steal as he is fed up from his deprivation of his wants and needs by his guardians. A Thief is born in Privet Drive.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 105,046 - Reviews: 4007 - Favs: 10,590 - Follows: 9,821 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Hero's Path by TheJackOfDiamonds reviews
AU Ritually abused by the Dursley's, young Harry Potter learns to count on himself. After discovering magic at a young age, he practices to become stronger to protect those weaker than him. Full Summary inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 201,769 - Reviews: 3705 - Favs: 5,449 - Follows: 5,214 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 3/31/2006 - Harry P.
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Alternate Ending reviews
Quick little story merging the Witcher and Empress endings for Ciri, hopefully combining the best of both.
Witcher - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,186 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/1/2016
Alone at Last-Sort of reviews
Inspired/plagiarized from Path of Conquest by Henrie James Locker Link: s/11128317. After HoO, Poseidon and a few other Olympians stage a coup (demigods don't always follow their parent) and are beaten. Percy and Annabeth become gods and get married. They move to their own island, but are not alone. Percabeth; PercyxHarem. Abandoned; adopt, continue, whatever. Gib creds where due.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 56,231 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 5/31/2016 - Published: 3/22/2016 - Annabeth C., Percy J., Zoë N., Piper M. - Complete
Love Triangle Resolved reviews
So I've been sorta obsessed with Witcher 3, and this is gonna be my first fic for it. SPOILERS I definitely get why the devs handled the threesome scene the way that they did, but I sorta had a bit of dialogue where Geralt finally unloads what he's been feeling with this whole love triangle thing.
Witcher - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/11/2016 - Geralt of Rivia, Triss Merigold, Yennefer
Purgatory reviews
My take on Purgatory by BloodRedDemon (BRD). So I really liked the vast majority of what BRD wrote, but had my own ideas about the fight at CHB, and Percy's True Weapon. Read BRD's first. It's really good. Not sure if I'm gonna finish/continue. Rated M for language/gore, whatever. Rick owns all canon characters/story, BRD own's all he/she wrote, I claim the stuff I wrote.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,315 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/12/2016 - Published: 3/9/2016
Percy's NewOld Car reviews
So pretty much every time I read a fanfic about Percy in high school or whatever, they have him driving some kind of sports car. This is Percy FREAKING Jackson. Dude who turned down immortality to get the gods to pay more attention to their kids. Dude is not flashy like that. Here's my story on how he got his car, and what it's like. Rick owns all canon characters/plot, ect.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,556 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/9/2016