The story of Garrus and Femshep as told by me. Lots of off-canon. Sequels incoming. TW: It's been brought to my attention that some of Garrus' more animalistic behavior in some scenes have caused panic attacks for victims of abuse. I am so sorry for anyone who had a similar reaction. SO sorry. I would like to make any new readers aware of this beforehand. Thank you.

Something caught his eye, a sign on the side of the road. The radio changed, jumping quickly from static to a voice, a deep voice, a voice that echoed the sign's message. "Welcome to Night Vale…"- The entirety of Welcome to Night Vale from perfect Carlos' POV.

Cecil sneezes. Carlos fails to respond appropriately. Though, in his defense, it's not everyday you catch a glimpse beyond your boyfriend's human form. [Welcome to Night Vale, Cecil/Carlos]

Golden Week has arrived! While the rest of the SOS Brigade makes plans, Kyon is forced to go to a family reunion far out in the country - so Haruhi gives him an assignment: learning about lucid dreaming. Surely nothing unusual could come of that...

Nanami returns to her body, but it isn't quite as she left it...so she makes Tomoe do something about it.

She was a normal person trying to survive the Army when she got caught up in a SHIELD experiment gone wrong. Now with the threat of another realm looming over Earth, her odd, blooming relationship with the God of Mischief doesn't seem so dangerous.

He was a criminal mastermind, who always managed to avoid capture. She was the undercover agent Interpol sent in to dig up his dirtiest secrets. What actually ended up happening between them was definitely not on either of their agendas. KyoHaru - AU - 5 Parts

A oneshot exploring something the light novels overlooked. What did Kyon and Koizumi do for the girls in the SOS Brigade for White Day, anyway?

Pre-epilogue Mockingjay. How Katniss and Peeta slowly pick up the pieces and begin again. My version of a fourth book for the Hunger Games series. Secret toastings, lots of plotting, crass drunk Haymitch and even a cake scene.

After a rare, but tense confrontation in the clubroom, Haruhi wishes more than anything that she and Kyon could somehow switch places and understand one-another better...

Nice guys finish last.. so I'll be the villian and get to her first

Haruhi is a genius master thief out to change the rules of her society that cruelly harmed her. However, what happens when she unsuspectingly picks the pocket of Lord Kyouya Ohtori? AU. KyoHaru. Rated M for language and content.

Asahina's birthday itself was almost unnervingly normal. It was only afterwards that the problem started. Kyon/Haruhi, largely of the Kyon-in-vague-denial variety.

In that night, she gave him warmth that he would never forget, the warmth that he never expected but welcomed with open arms nonetheless.

After seeing how well Usui takes care of her daughter, Ayuzawa's mom decides to send her live with him while renovations are undertaken at their house! Rated M 'cause there's an 'M' in leMon lol

Kyouya oversleeps and awakens into the Low Blood Pressure Demon Lord. The Host Club sends Haruhi to placate him but the encounter leaves both of them questioning what they really think and feel about each other. Updated, Epilogue.

Kyouya's father tries to get Haruhi and Kyouya together, but that is the LEAST of their problems. M rated for later chapters. "Haruhi…you should know that anything I do to you should always make you uncomfortable."

Yoshio Ootori had proposed the arranged engagement, Ranka had accepted. How would their children fair as they're pushed into a marriage neither asked for? KyoxHaru/Lemon warning.

What happens when Renge "generously" allows Haruhi to get acquainted with her wonderful game Uki Doki Memorial? Will Haruhi ever be able to look at the "Shadow King" the same way ever again?

The Normandy's automatic language translation services go offline briefly. FemShep and Garrus benefit immensely.

A blizzard happens and Kyouya gets stuck at Haruhi's house. Against their will. M rating, proceed with caution. Complete.