![]() Author has written 4 stories for Pokémon, Night in the Woods, and Undertale. Guys, my "Ash's New Adventure" story is not updating right, so I have set up a link to the story on another site. Please use this link to check for updates: I DO NOT OWN ANYTHING BESIDES THE STORY PLOTS!!!!!! The girl you just called fat? She is overdosing on diet pills. The girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting makeup on hoping people will like her. The boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. See that man with the ugly scars? He fought for his country. That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying. Put this as you're profile if you're against bullying. I bet 95% of you wont put this on your profile, but I'm sure the people with a heart and backbone will. I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.' Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. 'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.' I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.' His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.' Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.' 'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.' Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check 'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!' Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!'' 'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' 'My mommy loves white roses.' A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. 15 Things to do when you're in Walmart! 1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, 8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. 10. Dart around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" 12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, 13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. 14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 15.Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!" I'm rich, so I MUST be a conceited snob. If you hate stereotypes and assumptions and think people should stop judging others, then copy and paste this into your profile, bold the things that are true for you, and add any more you can think of. Her name was Auroura Her dad was a drunk Her only friend She always talked to it Until her parents A bruise on her leg But she grabs her bear She sits in the corner Such a bad life Then one night Then her mom suddenly She thrusted the blade The mom walked out Police showed up One officer slowly It must have been bad If you hate child abuse then repost this on your profile. If you don't then you have no soul!! Beaten: My name is Tiffany. I am three, My eyes are swollen. I cannot see, I must be stupid, I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren’t ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can’t do a wrong I can’t speak at all Or else I'm locked up All day long. When I'm awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren’t home When my mommy does come home I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll just get One whipping tonight. I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie’s bar. I hear him curse My name is called I press myself Against the wall I try to hide From his evil eyes I’m so afraid now I’m starting to cry He finds me weeping Calls me ugly words, He says it’s my fault He suffers at work. He slaps and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And run to the door He’s already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken, "I’m sorry!", I scream But it’s now much too late His face has been twisted Into a unimaginable shape The hurt and the pain Again and again O please God, have mercy! O please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door While I lay there motionless Brawled on the floor My name is Tiffany I am three, Tonight my daddy Murdered me And you can help Sickens me top the soul, And if you read this And don’t pass it on I pray for your forgiveness Because you would have to be One heartless person To not be effected By this Poem And because you are effected, Do something about it! So all I ask you to do Is pass this on! IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE On with it! Month one Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. If you're against abortion, re-post this Latias: Do I ever cross your mind? Ash: No Latias: Do you like me? Ash: No Latias: Do you want me? Ash: No Latias: Would you cry if I left? Ash: No Latias: Would you live for me? Ash: No Latias: Would you do anything for me? Ash: No Latias: Choose--me or your life Ash: My life Latias runs away in shock and pain and Ash runs after her and says... The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SovOnRQ2Os&index=3&list=FLp0Lu1LgJa1q2exO_AsLhlA I LOVE THIS SONG! DO NOT START AT BEGINNING OF SENT. START AT END !eliforp ruoy otni siht etsap dna ypoc ,sdrawkcab siht daer ot hguone trams era uoy fI, (THIS IS THE END/ You know you live in 2008 when... 1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. 2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or my space 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV 6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5. 10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. 11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. 12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did. 98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile and add your name: ShadowOkamiYokai, Crazyone-oh-one, If you are like me and think abortions are cruel, wrong, and should become illegal, copy and paste this into your profile. No child deserves to die. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile. If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliché, EdwardandFangdreams4life, This Sayuri-Sama, PheobeLeo35, Kqmagicgirl, Aprotny, Dragonwolf12, Crazyone-oh-one, If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all: I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile! 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6, Bubble Blower, panache2005, .Dr1v3n t0 1n5aN1Ty., Serenity.Jones, crystalshake, KOIZUMI MICHIYO, Rain C. frosty, Pikana,ShadowWolf 2.X,Ghost Rider Fan123, Darkvizardking69, True.Oblivion, Dragonwolf12, Crazyone-oh-one, The girl you just called fat? She is overdosing on diet pills. The girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting makeup on hoping people will like her. The boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. See that man with the ugly scars? He fought for his country. That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying. Put this as you're profile if you're against bullying. I bet 95% of you wont put this on your profile, but I'm sure the people with a heart and backbone will. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. (AAAAHAHAHAHAHA! EEEHEHEHEHEHE!) If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile. If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile. (Didn't your parents teach you to share? :( ) If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple,windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with-it ,Sn1ck3rD00dl3, Annoyed Child, Ryu-chan the koorime,sqishy-muffin, AkatsukiFan, Shifter-youkai, ChOpStIcKsXOXO, blood-fire-dragon, Aqua and Marine, Ace Hardwind, Alex Ultra, Crazyone-oh-one. If you like smiley faces, copy this into your profile. :) (.;v Have you ever noticed that this face 'o3o' looks like someone puckering up for a kiss? ; ) If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile. If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. 92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others. (Who's Abercrombie and Fitch? Sounds painful...) If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. (Why should I? Because I do. All. The. Time.) If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai ChOpstIcKsXOXO, blood-fire-dragon, Aqua and Marine, AceHardwind, Alex Ultra, Crazyone-oh-one. If you have ever stared at a computer screen for hours and hours reading stories that people who have no lives whats so ever and have enough obsession with something to write a story about it and you are one of those people, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Shifter-youkai, ChOpstIcKsXOXO, blood-fire-dragon, Aqua and Marine, Ace Hardwind, Alex Ultra, Crazyone-oh-one. If you've gotten completely zoned out of a conversation that you don't even remember what you were talking about copy and paste this in your profile. If you've ever been called Gay by your friends before, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile. I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every second of it... (If this is you, copy to your profile). Thoughts For Those Who Take Life Way Too Seriously (also something I found on somebody's profile xD ) 1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set. 2. A day without sunshine is like, Night. 3. On the other hand, you have different fingers. 4. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. 5. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name. 6. Remember, half the people you know are below average. 7. He who laughs last, thinks slowest. 8. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. 9. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap. 10. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have. 11. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. 12. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines. 13. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments. 14. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand. 15. OK, so what's the speed of dark? 16. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. 17. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now. 18. Every one has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film. 19. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges? 20. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. 21. What happens if you get scared half to death, twice? 22. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder. 24. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, ' What the hell happened?' 25. Just remember -- if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off. 26. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. 27. Life isn't like a box of chocolates, it's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your * tomorrow. If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile. (Whooooooooooo...BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM!!! ...What can I say, I'm a Mythbuster at heart.) If you are a Mythbusters fan, list your name here: Key2DestNE(I reject your reality, and replace it with my own!), Crazyone-oh-one(When in doubt, C4!), If you are a Nintendo fan to your very core, copy and paste this into your profile.(Nintendo for LIFE!!! YEAH!!!! WHOOO!!! Phineas: Oookaay, no more for that guy.) If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile. 92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your ass off. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile. .eliforp ruoy otni etsap dna ypoc ,sdrawkcab siht daer ot hguone trams era uoy fI A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a slut. No-one knows she was raped at 13. People call a girl fat. No-one knows she has a serious disease which causes her to be overweight. People call an old man ugly. No-one knows he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. People call a boy a cry baby. No one knows his mom is dying. Repost this if you're against bullying and stereotyping. 95% of you won't. If sometimes your fanfics seem to write themselves, copy this into your profile (it's the little gremlins...DIE EVIL GREMLINS! Random person: MY LEG!!) If you have ever slapped yourself on the head and/or banged your head on a table then put this on your profile. If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this into your profile. Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. 98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile I am Sora in the game. If Orochimaru creeps the shit out of you,copy and paste this onto your profile If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile. A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who do know ands wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile. If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile. 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile If you also hate stereotypes, repost this on your page! If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile. If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions (or typing out a stupid fanfiction bio) copy this into your profile If you've ever laughed so hard tears streamed down your face, you banged your head repeatedly on a table, and received weird looks from everyone in the immediate vicinity, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. If there are time when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile! If you have ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that Writer's Block stinks, copy and paste this into your profile. If Fanfiction to you is what is to other people, copy this into your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile Too many people have smoked . If you haven't, write this to your profile. If you have ever ran into a tree, copy this to your profile! If you are crazy and proud of it : copy and paste this onto your profile. You know your addiction to Harry Potter is getting dangerous when you've added words like "Voldemort", "Hogwarts", and "Marauders" to your computer's dictionary. If you have done that, copy this into your profile If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could have clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile If you cried during/after reading Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, copy this to your profile If you've ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone, when you told them not to distract you because you were busy, copy this into your profile. If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insane, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile. If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile. If you can freak someone out just by glaring at them, copy and paste this on your profile. If it completely pisses you off when someone says being gay is gross, then copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. When you argue with yourself and LOSE is when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. If you wondered why Malfoy always wears a black suit, although he is pure blood and it would make more sense for him to be wearing robes like his father, copy and paste this on to your profile. If you like to pretend that Fred Weasley never died, copy and paste this on to your profile. If you've ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy and paste this in to your profile If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile. If you are in lala land most of the time copy this onto your profile. If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile. If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile If you've ever wondered if the universe was really a small marble after watching Men In Black 2, copy and paste this into your profile. If you don't have a problem with Homosexuality copy this into your profile Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! Excuses for being late: I got lost on the road of life. On my way here a black cat appeared in front of me, so I had to take the long way around. I had a meeting with fate. I stopped by a chinese restaurant to get some take out, once there I had a fortune cookie, it told me to be late. An old lady asked me for directions on my way here. My favorite author was in town, I just had to stop by to get an autograph. I got arrested on accident on my way here and it took a while to clear my name. My alarm clock got stolen Sorry i'm late but I had to get coffee first, you wouldn't believe the long line at(insert place you get coffee at) I had a job intervieuw which took longer than expcected I locked myself in the house by accident, had to call someone to get me out. I had to help an old lady carry her shopping bags to her home. I put them in her kitchen and she insisted I stay for coffee and home made pie, It would've been rude to say no. My fortune teller told me I would meet a horrible fate if I were to leave early. Polite way to tell someone to go to hell, fuck themselves or tell you want to hurt them: -One wishes to aquint your facial features with a fundamental item used in building walls, repeatedly=I want to hit your face with a brick -You never open your mouth without subtracting from the sum of human knowledge.= You're fucking stupid. -You can compress the most words into the smallest idea of anyone I know.=You're fucking stupid and you talk too much. -You are a self-made man/woman who worships your creator.=You are a self-important fuck. -If you have an enema when you die, you could be buried in a matchbox.= You are completely full of shit. -Some people cause happiness wherever they go; you whenever you go.=Go the fuck away. You suck. -Sir, I truly admire your work ethic--you can make any menial task seem complex, no matter how minute!" -You're looking great today! It's amazing what make-up can do -I know a wonderful place you should really go to, it is very warm, there are parties, bonfires, and no one discriminates at all! What I f like about the f english f language is that you can f put the f word f every f where I f want Yes you have the right of your own opinion but I have the right to say you are stupid! The so called insane people are actually the normal people and the so called normal people are actually the insane ones The genius people appear to be crazy people to the so called dumb people. I'm(insert name)Things I like and things I hate... Don't feel like telling you that. My dreams for the future... Never thought about it. As for my hobbies... Well I got lots of those. (The Kakashi is strong with this one.) Always look underneath the underneath but sometimes the underneath is just the other side of the underneath. Those who break the rules are scum but those who betray their friends are worse than scum. You think you get it which is not the same as actually getting it, Get it? Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but you abuse the privilege. Did you train to be that stupid? You are proof that reincarnation is real. No one can get that stupid in just one life time. Are you stupid or are you just making an exception today? I'm not being condescending, I am just thinking about far more important things, which you would not understand. Cat's have nine lives... Makes them ideal for experimenting. I never forget a face but in your case I will make an exception. Shouldn't you get a license for being that ugly? You must be an experiment in artificial stupidity. Yeah yeah keep talking, someday you might say something intelligent. Why don't you go to the library and brush up on your ignorance? Do you have to leave so soon? I was about to poison the tea. In mexico an air conditioner is called a politician because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, not sure about the former though. If brains where electricity then you would be a walking black out. Brains aren't everything. In fact in your case they are nothing! Don't let your mind wander - it's far too small to be let out on its own He always finds himself lost in thought - it's an unfamiliar territory He doesn't know the meaning of the word "fear" - but then again he doesn't know the meaning of most words I don't know what makes you so dumb but it really works Are you always an idiot, or just when I'm around? You'll never lose your mind. You can't lose what you never had. Some people bring happiness wherever they go; you bring happiness whenever you go. Right now I'm sitting here looking at you trying to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my ass. People like you are the reason why people like me are on medication. I have always wondered why people bang their heads against brick walls... then I met you. I need the point of view from an outsider... How do you like humans? How can I say this? Hm okay my first impression is, I don't like you. Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it! - I am the boy/girl who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday. - I am the boy/girl tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men/girls wanted to "teach me a lesson". - I am the boy/girl kicked out of his. her home because I confided in my mother that I am gay/lesbian. - I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman. - I am the sister/brother who holds my gay/lesbian brother/sister tight through the painful, tear-filled nights. - We are the parents who buried our son/daughter long before his/her time. - I am the man/woman who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room. - I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers/mothers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me. - I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again. - I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear. - We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men/woman. - I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me. - I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. - The court says I am an unfit mother/father because I now live with another woman/male. - I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman/male. - I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male/female. - I am the father /motherwho has never hugged his son/daughter because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men/woman. - I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians/gays do that. - I am the man/woman who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual. - I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me. - I am the man/woman who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind. - I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. - I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male/female. - I am the girl/boy who loves his/her best friend but is afraid to let him/her know it. - I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm gay/lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them. - Homophobes are sick, ignorant bastards. Copy and paste if you think so too. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. (AAAAHAHAHAHAHA! EEEHEHEHEHEHE!) If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile. If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile. (Didn't your parents teach you to share? :( ) If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple,windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with-it ,Sn1ck3rD00dl3, Annoyed Child, Ryu-chan the koorime,sqishy-muffin, AkatsukiFan, Shifter-youkai, ChOpStIcKsXOXO, blood-fire-dragon, Aqua and Marine, Ace Hardwind, Alex Ultra. If you like smiley faces, copy this into your profile. :) (.;v Have you ever noticed that this face 'o3o' looks like someone puckering up for a kiss? ; ) If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile. If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. 92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others. (Who's Abercrombie and Fitch? Sounds painful...) If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. (Why should I? Because I do. All. The. Time.) If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai ChOpstIcKsXOXO, blood-fire-dragon, Aqua and Marine, AceHardwind, Alex Ultra. If you have ever stared at a computer screen for hours and hours reading stories that people who have no lives whats so ever and have enough obsession with something to write a story about it and you are one of those people, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Shifter-youkai, ChOpstIcKsXOXO, blood-fire-dragon, Aqua and Marine, Ace Hardwind, Alex Ultra. If you've gotten completely zoned out of a conversation that you don't even remember what you were talking about copy and paste this in your profile. If you've ever been called Gay by your friends before, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile. I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every second of it... (If this is you, copy to your profile). I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman. I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights. We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time. I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room. I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me. I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again. I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear. We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men. I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me. I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male. I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men. I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that. I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual. I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me. I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind. I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male. Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it. If you are a fan of Rocket the Raccon from he Guardians of the Galaxy...Then copy and paste this into your profile. If you are a fan of Groot from the Guardians of the Galaxy...Then copy and paste this into your profile. If you are a fan of Naruto... Then copy and past this into your profile. If you don't have a problem with homosexuality... Then copy this into your profile. If you want Naruto to kill Sasuke... Then copy and paste this into your profile. D* put this R* on your E* page if you A* prefer your M* imagination S* over reality What DOTD really means. DRAGON PRIDE/TOOTHLESS LOVE METER: How to Train Your Dragon lover! ...ღღ... If you've ever wished that dragons existed in our time, copy and paste this into your profile. NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG! NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or I'll tell on you! NORMAL PEOPLE: think that HTTYD fans are crazy NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY! NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation NORMAL PEOPLE: don't have this on their profile NORMAL PEOPLE: On a bad day will say "Today is just not my day." HTTYD FANS: will say "The Gods Hate Me! "The Air above me, the Water around me, the Earth below me, the Fire within me." "the water; my blood, the air; my breath, the earth; my body, the fire; my soul." Air: The element of freedom and spirituality. Water: The element of change, movement and adaptability. Earth: The element of substance, strength and straight-forwardness. Fire: The element of power, energy and passion. Which are you more like? I am mostly the Element of Earth. D* Put this R* On your E* Page if you A* Prefer your M* Imagination S* Over reality Memes Thisiswhathappenswhenyougottopeoplesprofiles 1 - YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first three letters of your name and 'izzle') Nicizzle 2 - YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color and favorite animal) Blue Fox 3 - YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (your middle name and the street you live on) Michael Vernon 4 - YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first) Shini(What the hell? "Death" Is my Star Wars name?) 5 - YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (your second favorite color, and favorite drink) Black RC Cola 6 - YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (your parents' middle names) Lynn William 7 - YOUR GOTH NAME: (bloody and your pet's name) Bloody Zeus Thoughts For Those Who Take Life Way Too Seriously (also something I found on somebody's profile xD ) 1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set. 2. A day without sunshine is like, Night. 3. On the other hand, you have different fingers. 4. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. 5. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name. 6. Remember, half the people you know are below average. 7. He who laughs last, thinks slowest. 8. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. 9. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap. 10. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have. 11. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. 12. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines. 13. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments. 14. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand. 15. OK, so what's the speed of dark? 16. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. 17. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now. 18. Every one has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film. 19. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges? 20. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. 21. What happens if you get scared half to death, twice? 22. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder. 24. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, ' What the hell happened?' 25. Just remember -- if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off. 26. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. 27. Life isn't like a box of chocolates, it's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your * tomorrow. Copy and paste this acronym if you love Percy Jackson: Perseus Jackson. Saviour of Olympus. Electricity. That's what will shock you if you mess with Thalia Grace. Riptide. Percy's lethal ballpoint pen. Clarisse. That's who will go after you if you beat her in a battle. (And you don't want an angry Clarisse. It's bad enough when she's not angry.) Yellow duffle bags. Helped Percy, Tyson, and Annabeth. Jason Grace. Thalia's "lost" little brother. Annabeth Chase. Percy's girlfriend and official architect of Olympus. Chiron. Trainer of heroes. Kaleidoscope. What Piper's eyes look like to Jason. Son of Neptune. The book we love. Olympus. Home of the gods. Nemesis. Ethan's mother. Don't worry, she's getting her revenge on his death. Atlas. Zoe's father. Never back down. The phrase that reminds me of TLO. Dionysus. The god of wine. (More like the god of Diet Coke.) Thalia Grace. Hunter of Artemis and daughter of Zeus. Hephaestus. The father of our favourite fire boy. ;) Empathy link. What Grover and Percy have. Saved Grover's life a couple of times. Officers. The immortal skeletons dressed up as officers. Lupa. The she-wolf we all want to know about. Morpheus. The gods of dreams. Put NYC asleep during TLO. Persephone. The kidnapped wife of Hades. Believes every hero is brave and wants to give them a chance. Illiterates. Many kids believe some of the demigods are illiterates. Artemis. Goddess of the Hunt. Has hunters, including Thalia. Nothing lasts forever. Even the gods. Switched. Percy and Jason are switched. Jason at CHB, Percy at Legion Camp. LINEBREAK You Know You're a Book Addict If: You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on. (YES!) You write fanfictions about the book. (Why am I on this site then?) You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else) to read your favorite books. (My mom, my friends, my dad... Yep) You accidentally call everyone by the character's names. Everything reminds you of the book.(Definitely!) You quote random lines all the time.(Most of the time) You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't. (I imagine it..) You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class. ( Yep. Totally.) You have pictures of your favorite characters on your iPod. (I usually just draw them..) You've got a book memorized. (Yep! :)) You've read a book more than five times. ( More like 20) You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days. (Try less than two hours...) You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like. (...Why not?) You've plotted to murder a character and steal her boyfriend (Not MURDER, just steal...) You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional. (Yes!) You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional. (Hmm.. Not quite!) I am a book addict and proud of it!!! If you are one too, copy and paste this on your profile. (\_/) PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE Don't read the sentence below. Your a rebel. I like you. :) If you ever yelled at a TV show/Video game/manga/book character for being stupid, copy this in your profile If you've ever been in love with a fictional character, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, zElDaPhAnToM-bLiNdBaNdIt-RaVeN, Firehawk, Rainfire, Snowfur, Firestar's Gal, Pinkpelt, Lolita of the Damned, Colonel Bastard,Crimson.Haven, wolfpup026, Maela LouBell ShinoShane, The Queen of Cookies, epicfrenchfry, Rosycat, Crazyone-oh-one If you're a demigod add yourself onto the list and post this on your profile. Shorty/Kris KG/Lizzy' Wisegirl 101/Lindsay Seaweed Brain 013/Sebz Cloudy Alore/Faye XxxBellxXxGirlxxX76/Bells xXtheshadowhuntressxX annapercy1 Hula The new Ace of spies 7cerberus7 storyteller221/Kali Lenor AthenaPersephone14 Laserfire JBaddict1234 SeaweedGirl1 AnikaandAj/ Aj Kronos Army/ dragonswoe/Rosycat/ Crazyone-oh-one/ If you have ever ran into something while walking with a book, copy and paste this onto your profile. If it starts actually raining cats and dogs, don't go outside. Just stay on a covered porch and grab any that come close enough . If you agree, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you've ever checked your story for reviews over 5 times in one day, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile. If you get way to excited for books, movies, ect. to come out, copy this into your profile. If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this onto your profile. you think that "Dumb Blonde" jokes wouldn't exist if everyone knew who Annabeth Chase was, post this on your profile If you like chocolate, copy and paste this into your profile If you ever wished that you could talk to animals, paste this into your profile. If you're against animal cruelty then copy this into your profile! If you are a cat lover, copy and paste this onto your profile and add your name to this list: Mothstar, Winterthaw,Newlife, Rory's Greatest Fan, Redwolfvirus, Otterhope, Petalstar, PhoenixWillowsRox88, Rosycat, Crazyone-oh-one(Anyone else remember the movie "Cats and Dogs: the Revenge of Kitty Galore? LOOOOOOOVE IIIIIT~) If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this onto your profile. 98 percent of teenagers drink or have been around alcohol, put this in your profile if you like MUFFINS! When life hands you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it. If you have ever burst out laughing about something in a book, and people look at you weird, copy and paste this on your profile. If you have ever pulled on a door that said push, or vise versa, copy and paste this on your profile. If you have ever stayed up past 2 in the morning reading, copy and paste this on your profile. (More like all night! :D) If random songs pop into your head for no apparent reason, copy and paste this on your profile If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this to your profile If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile If you love, and I mean love, to read, put this on your profile. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe 92% of teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch or American Eagle said it was uncool to breathe. If you are part of the 8% that would stand there and laugh, copy and paste this into your profile. Only fteefin prenect of poelpe can raed this. fI you are one fo taht prenect, cpoy and pstae tihs itno yuor porflie. 98% of the internet population has a Myspace (or Facebook). If you're part of the 2% that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile. If you know more about Quidditch than football, copy this onto your profile. If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune. I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile. 98 percent of authors confuse "you're" and "your". If you're one of the 2 percent who knows how to tell them apart, copy and paste this into your profile. If you actually take the time to read other people's profiles, copy this to yours. 98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent that hasn't , copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile. If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless (but fun), and you do it anyways, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile. Do you know that the average American reads only three books a year? If you believe that it's not possible to read so little, copy this into your profile. FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), DGMSilverAirHead03(USA), Crystal Amethyst (Armenia), InoueR0xO (Pakistan), poohxebony (USA), DreamingInThePast (Spain), loves2readandwrite (USA), SeaDevil (Sweden), Vampgal212 (U.K.), Verdigurl ( New Zealand), Animerockchic (Republic of Ireland), Momoka64 (USA), Ve Kuraresa Bleach (USA), AFleetingPhantom (U.K.), EpicHeroLaugh(USA), Fruity-Dragonfly (USA), 9foxgrl (USA), UnitedOsprey1991(USA), Dragonwolf12 (USA), stars90 (USA), GoldenCanonMaster (USA), Ninja Lordess (Germany) Jade Fey (USA) Master Shipper (USA) Rosycat (Canada) Crazyone-oh-one(USA) 1. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. 2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. 3. Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. 4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. 5. Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. 6. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. 7. Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place. 8. Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. 9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures' 10. Only in America...do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering. Questions to Ponder... Why can pizza get to your house faster then an ambulance?(It's true!) Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone might actually clean them? Where's the good in goodbye? Why are they called apartments when they all stick together? If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal? Am I the only one who finds it scary that doctors call what they do "practice"? Why is abbreviation such a long word? If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done? When the guy first discovered milk...what do you think he was doing? 6 Truths in your life: 1. You can't touch all your teeth with your tongue 2. Now you're trying this because you're an idiot 3. The first truth is a lie 4. Now you're smiling because you're an idiot 5. You wanna send it to other idiots 6. Then you're thinking: 'No, I'll put it on my profile' fell for it alright, so over course I just had to put it on here! When can we live in a world where chickens can cross the road without being questioned about their motives? 7 Reasons Not to Mess with Children (small children) A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face." The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!" 5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso. 6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana 7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'. 9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get. 10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'. 12. Sing Along At The Opera. 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day. 15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache. 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'I Won! I Won!' 18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!' 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.' 20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity . Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile. 7 Ways to scare your room-mates 7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon..." 6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil. 5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks. 4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan. 3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you're hungry. 2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?" 1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer." Demigod Puns: Percy: Boy, there sure is something... fishy... going on here. Annabeth: Yes. It would be... wise...to avoid trouble. Nico: What are you doing. Stop it. Jason: Wow. What a... shocking... development. Leo: Things are... heating up. Nico: Zhang, please make them stop. Frank: Alright guys, you heard Nico. I guess I'll have to be... frank with you. Nico: You're all idiots. Piper: Well, I think it's quite... Nico: Don't you dare! Piper: ...charming Hazel: Why, these puns are pure... gold Nico: You're all dead to me Nico: Wait, NO! Really Dumb Store labels: On a Myer hairdryer: On a bag of On a bar of Palmolive soap: On some frozen dinners: On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: On packaging for a K-Mart iron: On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (One would hope.) On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?) On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (I gotta admit, I'm curious.) On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash.) On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.) 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