nefarious-marshmallowhide bio
 Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter. Updates: 11/25/04 Sorry guys. I know it's been awhile...and I'm sorry for not putting anything up for two months. I decided to rewrite a chapter, which explains some of the delay...that, and college applications!!! Argh! Don't worry, I'm nearly done with them so the next chapter of KTE will soon be underway. If you're reading this, thanks for being patient. Oh, and Happy Thanksgiving! and thanks for the helpful and encouraging reviews. I'm Denise. I also go by prettymama and (what else?) nefarious marshmallow. I like fanfiction. I like reading, writing it, and substituting studying with both. I'm a staunch Draco/Hermione shipper. I'm also interested in James/Lily (conventional, but love-hate nonetheless) and Ron/Pansy, though neither of them come close to D/Hr. I've currently written three one-shots and am working on my first multi-chaptered, Know Thy Enemy. If anyone decides to read them, then I say...happy reading! |
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Hermione Malfoy by superscar reviews
At the request of Dumbledore, Hermione Granger marries Draco Malfoy. COMPLETED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,071 - Reviews: 5362 - Favs: 6,370 - Follows: 3,471 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 6/20/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Spy Game by kalee60 reviews
Hermione knows a spy's life is never going to be easy, especially when you're framed for a crime you didn't commit. Now, she finds herself on the run with the last person on earth she ever wanted to see again, Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 50,429 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 3/8/2011 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Dragon's Bride by Rizzle reviews
7th year. Draco & Hermione awaken in a Muggle hotel room, naked, hung-over and tattooed. They also happen to be married. Thus begin a desperate search for a solution to their sticky situation.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 61 - Words: 225,164 - Reviews: 1361 - Favs: 6,423 - Follows: 1,611 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Blind Date by zarah joyce reviews
Harry, Ron, and Pansy - three people stupid enough to set-up Draco Malfoy on a blind date with Hermione Granger. What could possibly go wrong?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,884 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 45 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Blindsided by secretdiary reviews
ONE SHOT. DM&HG. MATURE. It's the last night of school, and Hermione Granger has something to prove.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,254 - Reviews: 1186 - Favs: 5,337 - Follows: 791 - Updated: 9/5/2008 - Published: 5/16/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Roomies by AngelicDevil1 reviews
PostHogwarts. Hermione gets demoted from her job at the ministry which means she has to move out and find somewhere cheaper to live, and Draco Malfoy happens to need a new roommate. DMHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 79,809 - Reviews: 2715 - Favs: 2,229 - Follows: 667 - Updated: 3/5/2007 - Published: 3/29/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Fraught with imagined dooms by afrai reviews
Most women marry men like their fathers. This is the real reason mothers cry at weddings. HaruhixTamaki.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 803 - Follows: 76 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Haruhi F., Tamaki S. - Complete
Trick Stair by Lyra Silvertongue2 reviews
Preromance. Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy. Three hours is a long time to be trapped beneath a trick stair, and stairs aren't too spacious these days...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 28,819 - Reviews: 1852 - Favs: 1,670 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 5/16/2006 - Published: 12/29/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Sanctuary in Potions by zarah joyce reviews
When Hogwarts announced their need for a new Potions professor, Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger were deemed best for it. Each was desperate to have the job, and since there's only room for one of them… chaos inevitably erupts. Updated! Chapter 6 up!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,760 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 5/3/2006 - Published: 6/7/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Parents Too Young by AngelicDevil1 reviews
For a new class the students are put into pairs and given a baby to look after for 3 weeks. Two enemies are paired together, but maybe a baby is what they need to bring them together. Let the fun begin. HermioneDraco
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 75,410 - Reviews: 3225 - Favs: 2,965 - Follows: 787 - Updated: 12/22/2005 - Published: 7/29/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Falling After You by little majesty reviews
Sometimes, falling can be simple. It's realising that you have that takes time.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,280 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 11/1/2005 - Published: 12/3/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Blind Date by Marmalade Fever reviews
Oneshot Hermione and Draco are set up on a blind date by their mutual friend, Malena. But what happens when they're surrounded by people they know and can't escape the restaurant?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,139 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 67 - Published: 10/21/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Divine Humiliation by zarah joyce reviews
You humiliated me. I admit you played me very well. However, don't expect this to be the end. After a series of twists and turns, what will be the end of it all? FINISHED. NOTE: This story features Draco/Hermione, Ron/Pansy, and Girl!Blaise/Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 86,508 - Reviews: 1866 - Favs: 2,065 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 8/30/2005 - Published: 3/21/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Broken Heart by superscar reviews
Hermione has trouble moving on after her relationship with Draco Malfoy. DHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,837 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 71 - Published: 6/23/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Rise and Die! by Fluff reviews
Draco and Hermione wake up one sunny morning just to discover that they're married, thanks to a crazy night of drinking. So they had a great night, but what about a great rest of their lives? Not if they can help it!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,387 - Reviews: 820 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 12/4/2004 - Published: 3/21/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Iron and Wine by lepetitarsenic reviews
His parents are dead, the war has been won, he's something of a hero, and Draco Malfoy has never felt more alone in his life. People lead themselves strange places in the middle of the night. One-shot; DracoHermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,642 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/29/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Crimson and Luminous by Wynn reviews
How do you make an impossible choice? What happens when you do? A one-shot exploration of life, love, grief, and death featuring HG, HP, and DM.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,694 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/1/2004 - Hermione G. - Complete
Entropy by Wynn reviews
A piece of advice: don't drink firewhisky if your entire world is crashing down about your head in a most spectacular fashion. Otherwise you'll end up in the middle of the Shrieking Shack on your last night at Hogwarts kissing Draco Malfoy. Like me. DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,526 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/2/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
A Matter of Balance by Wynn reviews
Under orders from Dumbledore, Hermione learns how to fly. Her teacher? Not Harry, as planned, but none other than Draco Malfoy. Fears are confronted, truths revealed, & many snarky barbs exchanged.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,486 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 36 - Published: 4/9/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The CurseBreaker by Campy Capybara reviews
COMPLETE:: My answer to the dhrvalentine Challenge. 15 years after the Phoenix War, will a curse cast by a dying Lucius Malfoy ever be lifted?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,348 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/23/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
My Life As a House Elf by just call me Cappy reviews
When Hermione is turned into a House elf by an irritated wizard in Knockturn Alley, she finds herself being bought and hired to ... who else, but the Malfoys?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 46,034 - Reviews: 781 - Favs: 814 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 1/3/2004 - Published: 11/19/2002 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Cuffed by BeadsOfGrace reviews
FINAL CHAPTER UP MAKE SURE TO READ AN During Muggle Studies, a rather...interesting accident occurs, which results in Draco and Hermione being handcuffed together...romance blooms
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,554 - Reviews: 751 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 12/17/2003 - Published: 12/7/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Once Upon A Thyme by zensho reviews
COMPLETE Draco and Hermione travel back in time and switch stations in life. Both learn tough lessons about family, honour and love. Yes - a real treat for all you DHr shippers out there who crave good, long, fanfics.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 107,201 - Reviews: 3340 - Favs: 5,279 - Follows: 931 - Updated: 12/12/2003 - Published: 9/22/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Last Will and Testament by hasapi reviews
[COMPLETE] 'I, Lucius Xavier Malfoy...only in the event of Draco's marriage to Hermione Granger shall all funds be transferred to him.' After Lucius discovers where Draco's loyalties lie, he does the only thing guaranteed to make Draco's life miserable...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,155 - Reviews: 1349 - Favs: 2,110 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 11/28/2003 - Published: 1/25/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Marry, or Die! by smashing sugar reviews
‘You are all I never wanted,’ she thought. ‘The feeling’s mutual,’ he thought. “And now I pronounce you man and wife! You may kiss the bride!” ‘Noooo!’’ they thought. RATING CHANGED!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 80,270 - Reviews: 933 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 10/8/2003 - Published: 3/17/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Deflating by bluebottlebutterfly reviews
She started going out with him in seventh year. Once James had deflated his head a bit." James is desperate, but can he really change everything he is for a girl? Well... he can try. ::It's done! And it's won awards!::
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,303 - Reviews: 2284 - Favs: 1,572 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 8/13/2003 - Published: 6/25/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P.
7 Days of Hell by acidroses reviews
Ron loses a bet to Draco, causing Hermione to become Draco's slave for 7 days. ^_^ Let the fun begin...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,726 - Reviews: 703 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 7/14/2003 - Published: 3/31/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Dracilla by superscar reviews
To escape his father's wrath, Draco disguises himself...as a girl. This story is a STAND ALONE. I promise you won't regret it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,745 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 1,050 - Follows: 137 - Published: 7/11/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Christmas is in the air, don't breathe too deeply! by Sirylu reviews
Draco and Hermione find themselves having to decorate Slytherin Dungeons for the upcoming Christmas day… Will they survive the task?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,460 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/3/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Their Room by aleximoon reviews
This is a Draco/Hermione fic. Basically, they're forced together for a class project and things take off from there. It's awfully long. **FINISHED!!!!!**
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 110,918 - Reviews: 3184 - Favs: 3,722 - Follows: 764 - Updated: 7/24/2002 - Published: 8/29/2001 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Greatest Gift by lepetitarsenic reviews
It's Hermione's eighteenth birthday, and Harry and Ron are too distracted by Quidditch to remember... thankfully, someone does.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,677 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/28/2001 - Hermione G., Draco M.
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The Babysitter and the Barista reviews
Seven years after Hogwarts, Draco’s a barista and Hermione spends her dateless Saturday nights babysitting Ginny’s children. He’s closed off, and she’s in denial. What could they have in common besides that they’re losers?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,227 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Lost Causes and a Hopeless Case reviews
Hermione's life is guided by standards. Draco doesn't want to hear about them. A story about growing up and giving in.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,672 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/12/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Know Thy Enemy reviews
Draco is forced to live among Muggles for the summer and soon learns that living the Muggle lifestyle is a lot harder than it looks. And who else does he have to turn to for assistance than his bushy-haired next-door neighbor? DHr
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,796 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/7/2004 - Published: 8/7/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
So Much For My Hogsmeade Weekend reviews
Grab some butterbeer and gather round to hear the misadventures surrounding a fair, Polyjuice Potion, Renaissance costumes, and two prefects, one bossy and the other bratty. DracoHermione - written for the dmhgficexchange
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,542 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/30/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Pretend It Doesn't Matter reviews
Five years after their divorce, Draco still sends Hermione Christmas presents. Hermione begrudgingly acts in return....but Draco has his own wily plans for the holidays.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,533 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/4/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Staring Contest reviews
Draco and Hermione have run out of things to compete over...well, almost, that is....
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,200 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/25/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.