Favorites

Movies: Dude Where's My Car, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Butterfly Effect, The Italian Job, Old School, Starsky and Hutch, The Village, How to Deal, A Walk to Remember, The Perfect Score, Thirteen

Actors: Ashton Kutcher (HOTTEST ACTOR EVER!), Jake Gyllenhaal (2ND HOTTEST CTOR EVER!), Seth Green, Topher Grace, Jim Carrey, Adam Sandler, Ben Stiller, Will Ferrell, Jack Black

Actress: Drew Barrymore, Kirstin Dunst, Reese Witherspoon, Jenifer Aniston, Kate Hudson, Brittney Murphey, Mandy Moore, Amy Smart, Julia Stiles, Charlize Theron, Jennifer Garner

Bands: blink-182, Maroon 5, Yellowcard, Simple Plan, Good Charlotte, Linkin Park, Lostprophets, Story of the Year, Evanescence, Three Days Grace, Dashboard Confessional, Fall Out Boy, Switchfoot, Midtown, The Starting Line, Green Day

Singer: Katy Rose, Avril Lavigne (I know she's pop, and I hate pop, but i really like her! lol), Alicia Keys, Ashlee Simpson (again, i know she's pop, but i like her!)

TV shows: Friends, Simpsons, What I Like About You, Grounded For Life, South Park, Best Week Ever, The Real World, A2Z, Viva la Bam, Jackass,

Quotes From My Favorite Movies

Charlie: Lyle!
*Lyle is ignoring Charlie.*
Handsome Rob: He only answers to "The Napster" now, Charlie.
Charlie: I am not calling you The Napster.
Lyle: Why not? You call him left ear.
Left Ear: Well, I am.
Lyle: And him Handsome Rob.
Charlie: Well, that's 'cuz he is Handsome Rob!
-The Italian Job

Evan: I just thought that you would want to know.
Kayleigh: Know what?
Evan: That you were happy once, with me.
-The Butterfly Effect

Patrick: Mary hates me. I've never been popular with the ladies.
Stan: Maybe if you stopped stealing their panties.
-The Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

Step Mom: Well, look at you Halley
Halley: Well, that's hard to do without a mirror, isn't it?
Step Mom: Honey, you keep getting prettier every day
Halley: I have no idea how you could say that because you definitely don't see me every day. And yesterday, oh my god I was so ugly and last Wednsday, that sucked too. So it's kind of a day-to-day thing.
-How to Deal

Mitch: All I want to do is get some fucking sleep.
Beanie: Whoa. Whoa. Why the F-ing? Why in front of the kid? All ya gotta do is say "earmuffs" to him, and you can say "Fuck, shit, bitch."
Frank: Cock. Balls.
Beanie: I'm just trying to make a point, Frank. You don't have to celebrate it.
-Old School

John: Hey, Nicky, can you tell us what Ozzy's trying to say here?
Nicky: Well, Ozzy was always very straight forward with his message, but wrap your minds around this.
*Pulls out a Chicago album*
Todd: I love Chicago.
*Nicky plays the album backwards*
Chicago Record- I command you, in the name of Lucifer, to the spill the blood of the innocent.
Peter: Wow! Chicago kicks ass!
-Little Nicky

Randy Pear: Jason, put that away, you can't play that.
Jason Pear: Why not?
Randy Pear: Because it's Hitler's harmonica. You can't play Hitler's harmonica.
Jason Pear: You're driving his car!
Randy Pear: Yeah, but I'm not putting my mouth on it. I'm not sucking on the dashboard. I'm not getting his germs!
-Rat Race

Matt: I'm in a dry spell.
Dustin: To be in a dry spell you have had to be in a wet spell.
Matt: I've had sex.
Dustin: With a human being?
Matt: Who's making up all these rules?
-Grind

Hutch: Hey why don't you do me a favor and go get yourself another perm, and let the grown-ups talk.
Starsky: For your information my hair is naturally curly.
Hutch: No it's not!
Starsky: Yes it is.
Hutch: That's a perm job all the way.
Starsky: TOUCH IT!
*Hutch touches Starsky's hair*
Captain Doby: Hey! Why are you touching him?
-Starsky and Hutch