Draco Malfoy has kidnapped Ginny Weasley, but what does he want? Is it just Ginny, or does Malfoy seem a little... desperate? Post HBP

AU The Dursleys taught Harry to fear and hate magic and all things magical including himself. Now how long will it take the wizarding world see the damage done? And can they ever hope to fix it? Disturbing. WIP

"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.

AU First Year onward: Harry's relatives were shocked when the Hogwarts letters came. Not because Harry got into Hogwarts. They had expected that. But Dudley, on the other hand...That had been a surprise. Currently in 5th year. *Reviews contain SPOILERS!*

For young Harry Potter, a cupboard under the stairs was luxury compared to the conditions he has been kept in since he was seven years old...

Dumbledore locks Harry and Snape in the Room of Requirement. Harry's magic works, and Snape's doesn't. Will they kill each other? No slash.

Money rules the world...and the Marauders have most of it. The four boys rule the school, terrorizing anyone who offends them. So what happens when Lily, the scholarship student, fights back? And when James focuses all of his attention on her?

A summer trapped with Snape seemed the ultimate torture, but when Harry begins to trust his enemy, a terrible betrayal sends him spiraling into desperation. Will he have the strength to survive? AU/not canon. Mentions abuse. Takes place after 2nd year.

13-year-old Harry is dragged into another world where he was adopted by Snape. Where his mother is still alive. Where he can't stop feeling like a stranger. And Snape discovers that a new Potter has appeared. One who won't leave him alone. Who knows Snape's deepest secret. As both Harrys search for a way home, they begin to question what home really is.

After Snape's visit to Surrey, Harry writes him a thank you letter that triggers an extended correspondence between the two of them. Sequel to The Guiltless.

Now that Voldemort is dead, Harry and company are enjoying their last year of school by taking part in a timehonored Hogwarts tradition: the seventh year prank war. Edited and reposted. First brand new chapter now updated!

Got a problem? The cast of Avatar can help! Key characters now share their priceless advice and quick fixes for all situations.

Early 2nd book. After Dobby's visit, Harry runs away, and Snape kidnaps him with the help of a huge dog. Snape plays mindgames and makes Harry live different miserable scenarios. Snape seems psychotic, but Harry believes some good exists in his captor.

Lily Evans has always, ALWAYS hated James Potter. So when they become Head Boy and Girl, nothing could be worse. But could working with him change Lily’s opinion? Has she been ignoring the truth in her heart all along?

YEAR ONE COMPLETED! As a first year, Harry is sorted into Slytherin instead of Gryffindor, and no one is more surprised than his new Head of House. Snape mentors Harry fic.

Title is self-explanitory. With a Harry/Draco twist. I am bored.

This is the diary of Lily Evans. 16 year old witch with a permanent stalker that just wont quit. Full of insanity, notes, and of course, the age old question: OI EVANS! GO OUT WITH ME OR I'LL HEX THIS FIRST YEAR! er age old demand, rather. Crack!fic.

AU. Just after midnight, in a hut on a rock in the sea, Harry Potter celebrated his eleventh birthday and, instead of Hagrid, was collected by Severus Snape to be brought into the world of magic. Mild abuse, neglect.

Complete Luna is trying to get her shoes and falls on the Prince of Slytherin himself.

Prequel to Girl In the War. Rose Potter stays the summer at Grimmauld Place, and Snape comes to visit her.

When Snape is called to the Dursleys' by an urgent message, he does not find what he expects to find. Chapter 28: Food arrives, and some unexpected visitors as well. Chapter 29, the revised ending. Chap 30, a lagniappe explaining Snape's background.

Dudley begins to see his family in a different light. Warning: strong language and themes of child abuse. WINNER: Best One-Shot at Quibbler Awards

James, much to Lily’s surprise, gives her a notebook as a birthday present. Somewhat disappointed, Lily shoves it into her book bag. However, not until it disrupts her History of Magic lesson, does she realise that it isn’t just a notebook…

Bella was changed, but not by Edward. A mistake, a misunderstood situation, resulted in their separation for 25 long years. What happens when Edward unknowingly enrolls in a college course taught by none other than Professor Bella Swan? BxE. ON HIATUS

COMPLETE! AU Welcome to H.W Academy, where manners exist and the nobility reside. It’s the only world James Potter knows, but when Lily Evans enters his life, that world is shattered. L/J He’s about to learn that there are some things money can’t buy. R/R

The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.

James is the pirate Captain of The Marauder. Lily is the daughter of a Duke. The two strike up a contract and the next thing Lily knows, she's on a Pirate ship, with one of the deadliest pirates after her. AU LilyJames Please read and review! Complete

Alternate Universe, Harry is abandoned by the Dursleys when he was a baby and is adopted by a muggle family. He has a relitavely normal and happy life until his family adopts a certain black dog. Rated for safety.

7 year old Luna wants a husband, and she wants one now. With the unintended help of her befuddled father, she kidnaps Harry Potter. Idea and 1st chapter by Roscharch's Blot

We all know that Chihiro wasn't supposed to look back while crossing the river... but what if she did? Now a young woman of 20, she finds herself wrapped up in an ancient war with an old enemy. Discovering new friends and hidden allies, can they win?

Harry Potter discovers there are things far, far more annoying than Death.

The old alien threat has been dealt with, but how can only 5 mews expect to fight off the new assault of 500 aliens when the alien king decides to finish the battle once and for all? With new gadgets and help from Kish, Pie and Tart, maybe they'll prevail

Draco Malfoy seems to be stalking Ginny Weasley.

We don't remember days, we remember moments. A series of James and Lily drabbles. Part 16, a missing scene from Deathly Hallows. The story of how the vase from Petunia was broken.

Sixth year AU, written pre HBP. When Harry appears at the Welcoming Feast wearing a glamor only Snape notices, Snape decides to find out what the glamor is hiding. His investigation leads to a number of shocking revelations about both Harry and himself.

HPDM preslash, AU postwar, no spoilers. Draco is a PsycheDiver, and his newest patient is Auror Potter, who’s been a pathological liar for over a year—and has just tried to violently end his own life.

PreHogwarts. AU. Severitus story. 10 year old Harry Potter is abused by his relatives, until none other than Severus Snape comes to save him. But can Harry be healed? Updated!

Harry stubbed his toe. Hermione screamed. “Aaarrgh! It’s a sign from Voldemort! Don’t move, Harry, I’ll get Dumbledore!” Short spoof.

In my belief, every life has a bit of a Cinderella story to it. My only problem is that, in my own life story, I'm the ugly sister. And we all know Cinderella always gets the prince. LJ

Snape's life would have been so much easier if Rose Potter had been born a boy.

Starting with Chapter 1: Winky's drinking problem. Also featuring Baa Baa Buckbeak and many others!

Nobody EVER pranks the Marauders, Evans," snarled James, looking so furious that even Lily felt scared for a moment, "I'll forgive you if you grovel. Now. If not...This-Means-War!" Lily simply looked at him coolly and said, very coldly,"Bring it on."

Effie was a perfectly ordinary girl until she tripped over a hardofhearing fairy in the woods. Next thing she knew she was dressed like a princess and getting carried off by a dragon. Now she has to keep up the ruse with the help of, well, a wizard.

Sequel to Socratic Hemlock. Ginny returns to Hogwarts for her sixth year with a secret that could destroy her family. Draco Malfoy is in Azkaban, Harry and Ron are AWOL, and everyone can feel that a great battle is coming.... PostHBP

"What on Earth were you found doing in a drunken binge this time, Potter?""I was actually not drunk!" Harry exclaimed loudly and petulantly. "I actually did this of my own free and good will toward my fellow living thing."

Regardless of obstacles, life continues forward. An endless march of incomparable moments. A series of SesshoumaruKagome drabbles. [Major revision as of 6.15.2007 has resulted in the temporary removal of this story. I apologize for the inconvenience.]

Yet another take on Harry's first Occlumency lesson with Snape.

James makes a bet with Lily that he can win her heart in twenty four hours on the pretense that if he doesn't he will never ask her out again, but the results are something neither of them expected. Maurader era, seventh year. Lily&James obviously.

Updated 06.01.07 Lily's life from preHogwarts to marrying James Potter. Her relationship to her parents, her sister, her friends and the foursome that would change her life forever. PREOotP

Lord Voldemort and Luna Lovegood find time to discuss a little philosophy.

♦COMPLETE♦ Blackmail, intrigue, lust and yes, snogging. He thought he detested her, she knows she loathes him. Can Draco win Ginny over before she tries to completely humiliate him in front of the entire school?

this is older than the oldest of butts so stop asking me to finish it ahhh

CONGRADULATIONS! You are now the proud owner of an ICHIGO MOMOMIYA. To be sure that she is working in tip-top saving-the-world condition, allow yourself to read and listen to this manual.

AU after OoTP, a few HBP details. An obsessed, grieving Harry has decided on a dangerous way to defeat Voldemort. Snape is paying closer attention than before, but his contempt for Harry blinds him. Eventual Snape as Harry's guardian story. COMPLETE

“God bless us, everyone—oh, wait, that’s YOUR line!” A Cyrano de Bergerac modeled parody about how the doctors of PPTH come to find love.

Harry learns of the prophecy from Petunia at the age of eight and escapes to the streets when the house is attacked. Trying to hide his true identity, can he live on his own? Full summary inside. Alternate Universe, Independant!Harry

Lily won’t date James because of his Quidditch obsession, so he quits it for a bet. In 7 days, he struggles to cope with withdrawal symptoms, while she attempts to not fall in love with him and prevent embarrassing situations like sniffing his boxers.

Lily discovers her boyfriend snogging another girl one night and decides the only way to get him back is to give him a taste of his own medicine. She enlists the help of the Marauders. Rating has been increased by request.

Harry's childhood comes back to haunt him. A HarryWeasleys bonding fic.

Harry needs help, and the one sent to the rescue is Snape. But what are Snape's true intentions? Help or Humiliation? : Finally Completed! 2 11 2007

AU The final battle has been won, but was it worth the cost? Harry, alone and determined, sets out to rewrite history for a better world ... only to find himself stranded in another.

My take on Harry's first year starting with him getting his letters. Add a lot of sarcasm, stir, and serve cold.

Ch. 38!When a mishap in Knockturn Alley leaves Ginny in Draco's debt, things get a little confusing. Featuring lots of witty banter or at least my attempt at it romance, Deatheaters, an enchanted necklace, and Draco in a Weasley Christmas sweater!

HPFA Winner of Best JKR Character portrayal, for Severus Snape! Snape retrieves an injured Harry from the Dursleys-- only this time, the damage is more permanent, and Snape is not prepared to be cuddly. Complete!

This is a few of the marauders detention slips.

This is a collection of the 101 pick up lines and clever asking outs that James used on Lily... and of course her smartass responses.

I've got a test for you, James. We need to see how you feel about Miss Evans before you drive us all insane.' A cute and extremely funny Lily James oneshot! Please R and R

AU post OotP: When Ginny trips over Mrs Norris on her way to the common room and accidentally kisses Draco Malfoy, Colin Creevey captures the scene beautifully. The next morning, Ginny finds her brother with a copy of the photo... DracoGinny

The letters of Hogwarts students, from James to Harry.

STAYING AWAY FROM LUPIN: PLAN A Do not talk to him. Do not look at him. Do not smile at him. Stop thinking about him. Do all of the above continually. IF PLAN A SHALL FAIL: PLAN B Leg it. UPDATE: CH 14, Tonks and Lupin .. chat.

Maybe James isn’t really as bad as I’ve always made him out to be. Like, what if he was actually trying to flatter Snape that time he got down on one knee and asked him if he would ‘go to the prom’ with him? ...Actually, maybe not...

Join the Hogwarts gang as Sirius Black leads them through dangers using his cunning..ow, James! Sirius, you know this story is all about ME! Right Lily? POTTER! THIS STORY IS NOT ALL ABOUT YOU, YOU ARROGANT, EGO ::Remus covers head w pillow:: Just read.

The Dark Lord pays Harry a visit but ends up flirting shamelessly with Aunt Petunia! Honestly, carrying on like a couple of teenagers....

A typical day in Ramsey Street. Featuring all the characters! Janelle: “I HATE YOU ALL!” The glass in every single window in Erinsborough shatters.... Spoof of Neighbours!

The Terminator in full shades and black jacket glory!

Sam: “Aarrgghh! Mr. Frodo, Mr. Frodo! Forks! AAARRRGGGHHHH!” Frodo: “I think it’s Orcs that we’re afraid of, Sam. Not forks.” Spoof of LOTR. Hope it makes you giggle!

Snape sneering: “My tea is cold! 450 points from Gryffindor!”…. Albus: “The trio have just endangered everyone’s lives AGAIN. 500 points each!”…. And so on. Very short!

Very short scenes! Arthur can’t get over crazy Muggle inventions like toilet paper and furniture. Moody tries in vain to tell Neville about Gillyweed, and the final battle is fought....alone, by Harry, naturally.

What would the characters of Harry Potter do for a Klondike bar? Hermione, Quirrel, Snape, Lucius, Hagrid, Ron, Trelawney, pretty much everyone is in here. And finally featuring . . . HARRY! Now taking ideas for Dumbledore!

The Hogwarts school play, in RHYME! ....'My name is Severus Snape, So don't you dare be late, To your potions exam , Or I'll eat all your jam , And vomit all over your plate'....

Snape is Harry's father. No one is happy to hear it. [R due to colorful language, dark themes, and nongraphic violence.]

Sirius Black was everything Lily had ever dreamed of. So why is James Potter the one taking her breath away? Maybe Lily has finally found the something more she was looking for.

In class, Snape and Luna go together like boiled fish and marmalade.

Hermione is abused by her uncle. She's at Hogwarts, scared as always, but someone is noticing her strange behavior... Malfoy. And as he watches her, is he slowly falling in love with a girl who's terrified of him?

Though James Potter is a Marauder, suave player, and quidditch star, he still has his embarrassing moments, fears, and stupidity. Of course, Lily Evans is too busy hating his guts to notice, even when he makes a complete fool of himself

Ichigo and Kish marries and has a daughter name Sakura. Kish disappears leaving Ichigo to raise her. Now, Sakura will discover her powers and find the rest of her members that are daughters of the other mews. But that's harder than she thinks! Chap 37 up!

James and Lily oneshot. McGonagall gets an eyeful.

I basically took a song and rewrote it slightly. I think it's hysterical and hopefully you will too. Pretty much Draco is just looking for a chance to relax and have some alone time, but his best friend is determined to ruin it. Song from Avenue Q

They have been on this island for two hours and sixteen minutes, and Elizabeth has decided that she will die here. Set during CotBP.

Lily, who at times appears to be mad as a hatter, would do just about anything for a chocolate frog. Including go out with James Potter. Please read and review.

Remus Lupin has just won the hugest chocolate egg ever - no thanks to Nymphadora Tonks - and has no idea what to do with it. But never fear, Tonks is here again... to help! :D Eventual RLNT.

Eight yearold Harry is ignored, treated as a servant, and generally detested by his so called family. Naturally, he's not about to take that lying down. Join Harry on his passive aggressive quest for revenge on a normal day in his perfectly abnormal world

Fifty glimpses into the life of one Lily Evans Potter.

Azkaban Story! After reading so many Azkaban stories, I have decided to write a parody of my own. This is about how everyone is demanding that Harry forgive them for betraying him without actually asking. I am going for humor more than anything

Ron Weasley couldn’t understand it. ‘It’ being life in general, of course, but at this particular moment, there was one exact issue that maddened him to no end. His ears. And more importantly, their fixation with turning red. RonHermione one shot.

For the first time, hear the Nazguls’ side of the story. Follow the infamous nine as they travel through Middle Earth on their master’s bidding and… well, basically mess everything up.

Kidnapped from the library by James Potter, Lily Evans is put in front of the Mirror of Erised and asked one simple question: what desire does she see in the reflection? One shot.

Draco Malfoy, Witch Weekly’s most eligible bachelor, appears to be up for grabs and as if getting on with his already complicated life isn't hard enough he now has to deal with hormonal, excitable, desperate women. ONESHOT.

11th in the series. Harry has gotten revenge on Draco, but he may have to suffer too.

Because really, the first love letter Lily Evans ever sent to James Potter was a detention slip.

Lily Evans wanted a nice guy...ONESHOT

He loved the irony of dying before going off to face his death. [HG oneshot]

James Potter loses his glasses and seeks help from Head Girl, Lily Evans, to be his guide dog. No doubt, unintentional boob grabbing always occurs with temporary blindness. One shot.

Harry is sick of Umbridge and everyone pushing him around. Halfway through fifth year, he decides to Do Something about it. Warning: Contains nuts. And cults, falling sugar bowls, terrible handwriting, and beleaguered caretakers. Crack!fic.

Are you a hero? Take this interactive quiz to find out! Determine your path and save your sister. And your birthday!

Snape knows Harry Potter's eyes. He knows how they've changed and how come they have. Yet Snape can't escape the memory of the young Harry who he met over old Chinese food, stolen bandages, and a dislocated shoulder. Wait and Hope for the world's end.

OC Fanfic. Mew Dream World is a world of dreams, a nice break from reality, but now that's it is under attack, five girls end up having to protect it! But as secrets are revealed and romance becomes more obvious, this job seems to be getting harder and

Harry Potter is a boy...a normal boy...a happy boy...a loving boy...a pansy boy...a man boy...a cactus...but what happens when this cactus of a boy grows up, and some other stuff. Ok, none of that had anything to do with my story...it's mostly about juice

Slight AU. Lily isn't happy. Although she should be with a seemingly perfect life and perfect boyfriend to boot. But then James Potter comes along and shows her you're not always supposed to do...what you're supposed to do

On the 31 of October, 1986, a young man fell from the sky and landed with a thump on the edge of the forest next to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.

Ginny Weasley is bound by a blood curse to marry Draco Malfoy and to live with him a year and a day. What will happen when she finds him to be...not exactly the man she thought he was? Love, possibly?

Can a message in a bottle really help you find your true 'fish' partner in the 'sea' of solitary? Lily is put to the test when she receives a message in a Firewhiskey bottle from across the Great Lake. JamesLily. One shot.

This is a joint fic with myself and burnlikeacigarette. It is basically a parody of all overused DracoHermione cliches. Its funny! Read it!

The mews have past their job's down to their daughters. a whole new line of mews are here to save the world so, that means there's a whole new line of aliens. Kish and his gang plus their sons. PLEASE R&R! New chapter!

The Marauders' names are known by every student and teacher at Hogwarts. Their identities, however, remain hidden. When Lily Evans begins recieving letters from a certain Mr. Prongs, her curiosity is turned into something more...

The wizards are at it again. This time, though, Daystar and Shiara need the help of a very unlikely person... One of the wizards themselves!

As Hogwarts starts a quarterly Family Night, Harry is determined take part. Facing the heartache of looking in all the wrong places, he'll have to discover the true meaning of family, and that sometimes it comes from where you least expect it. COMPLETE

Ginny finally kisses Harry under the mistletoe! She’s ecstatic. Until Draco Malfoy intrudes and shows her the proper way to kiss Harry. My belatedChristmas 05 fic! HD SLASH

the ABC's of what certain plots in TMM....making it go off course much! like... A: Apple hits Kish on the head on day, maing him finally realize that he'll never get Ichigo next chappie is a new story, but i need your help!

A hug a day keeps James Potter at bay. JamesLily. One shot.

Post Hogwarts. Drabble. Ginny and Draco run into each other years after school has ended to find the other has changed quite a bit. Interesting dialogue. Please review!

When Beast Boy is under the affect of a love potion, will Raven be able to keep her sanity? Read or face the consiquences.

IN PROGRESS (books 1-4) Upgraded again for content. Ginny finally gets a pet of her own. But the little creature seems to have two personality flaws; she has a nose for trouble and seems to like Draco Malfoy.

Lily Evans and James Potter share nothing in common, not even their feelings for each other. Their seventh year together brings fear, challenges, and perhaps even love.

“Lily, getting you to go out with me is not a challenge. It’s an impossible feat that will only result in death or dismemberment. Or castration, though hopefully you’ll be kind enough to stick with the other options. But I have my doubts.”

These are various Outtakes and alternative scenes from the story Ginny Weasley and the Curse of the Firstborn. Have fun reading.

Harry survives an unbearable summer and returns to Hogwarts to learn secrets about himself that he really could have done without. He’s lost his sight, all illusions about his parentage, and now will he lose himself? COMPLETE

A humourous story told through letters from students of Hogwarts. These include love letters, notes from friends and hate mail.

Kish attempts to sort through his inbox mess and answer his email. Parodies, spoofs, insanity, hilarity, and just plain weirdness ensues.

Lily Evans, in her seventh year at Hogwarts, comes to terms with life, love and herself, deals with hardships with her own special brand of humor and sarcasm, and learns a few valuable lessons along the way. Chpt 26 up!

Harry begins to have vivid dreams...happy dreams, showing what his life might have been like with his parents. But Dumbledore and Snape think this is the Dark Lord’s doing, and that it needs to be undone. COMPLETE

Romance for three couples when Blaise and Luna use Shakespearean styled matchmaking to hook up Ginny and Draco. There's Much Ado about...something! Alternate sixth year fic with a happy ending. Is this a kissing book? [to quote the Princess Bride] Yes!

Saving the world of TMM dreams and reality could never be harder! With some insane Mews protecting both worlds, it'll take a miracle to stay alive now! Pairings: Kichigo, Mintaro, Tarin, OcxOC... Yeah

When the Gryffindor team finds an amazing Chaser, they're thrilled. To their horror, she refuses to play...FINISHED. No, for real. PreOotP.

A tale of a girl who saw the world through dreams, a boy who's fate was changed, a battle against the inevitable and a love that would last forever ...COMPLETE...

[One shot] Fred and George have swiped Dudley’s Gameboy Advance in their latest visit to the Dursleys'. What will Hermione do when Ron becomes determined to be the next Pokemon Master? Vague RHr

Just a little list of things Draco's not allowed to do anymore as the title says not really sure I can summarize it any more than that.

Lily Evans and James Potter are nothing more than annoyed acquaintances attending Hogwarts. But when their world is threatened, they'll learn that jealousy and tragedy can bring them together, but love will keep them together in the end. Complete.

Deep Blue is back and Earth needs new defenders! Discontinued. Being rewritten

A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...

Slytherin version of I'm getting nothing for Christmas. Sung by the Lestrange twins. If you don't know who they are you need to read, my SEERS TRUTH. Features Snape, Dumbledore, Voldemort, Hooch, Hagrid, Sinistra, Sprout, Flitwick, Lupin, Vector, McGona

[Post OoTP] [Discontinued] Because of certain complications, Draco becomes a reluctant lodger in his thriceremoved uncle's house. In other words, the Burrow. Ron isn't the only one who's put off by the news, it turns out. A Draco and Ginny romance.

Tonks is posing as a Hogwarts student when someone slips something into Harry's drink. With Death Eaters on the prowl and the Boy Who Lived not only missing, but stoned out of his mind and horny to boot, what's a girl to do?

COMPLETE A female alien becomes a Mew Mew to save her planet, Kish contracts a deadly illness, and Ichigo hears a shocking tale about her origins! R&R Please!

Have you ever wondered about what goes on between the ickle-firstie on the stool and the Sorting Hat? How much do the first years influence their placement? Or was Harry a special case? What could have possessed the Hat to put people where he put them?

“Severus Snape has both a tender side and a protective one. It is simply rare for people outside of Slytherin to see either.” As Snape tends to an injured Draco, both teacher and student show a different side to their personalities.

My Veela twist... HD. Harry does something very stupid and ends up protecting Malfoy from the lust-crazed fellow students. He also decides to help the ranting and paranoid Malfoy to find his mate. Warning: This story is completely crazy.

Post-Hogwarts AU future written following the canon of book 5. Arthur Potter must help his father regain the magical life he lost track of fifteen years ago as well as cope with his own introduction to the wizarding world. Author's best "short" story.

COMPLETED In one night, two very different lives unexpectedly intertwined with the aid of lust, love, and 50 million galleons. Now, six years later, one truth does remain: nothing can be hidden forever. DG

James had been dating since the age of fourteen, but he’d never ditched his friends before like he was doing with the Head Girl. Thus, Sirius had come to the conclusion that Lily Evans was evil, and that she had to be stopped."

The royal family of the Enchanted Forest's idyllic lifestyle is shaken when Morwen and Telemain unearth a prophecy concerning the destruction of ther kingdom. They'll need the help of newcomers to get out of this mess! Chp 10 up.

Harry and his friends receive an unexpected visitor...

Harry tries to tell a 'knock-knock' joke to Luna - 'try' being the operative word

My name is Gilderoy Lockhart and I am perfect. I magnetically and magically attract the love of every sane human being, as well as that offer from that one wizard with a really good imagination who unfortunately lives in Bangkok.

Harry is having a bad summer after his fifth year. Hot days, a long walk, and some unexpected revelations. One-shot. COMPLETE.

He sends in an application every year...but what does it SAY?

COMPLETE The Shrieking Shack was rumoured to be haunted. Then, after a prank went awry, that was no longer a rumour. HPSS Slash

Set in Year 6. Funny how when you find your most hated student on the ground, grinning like a maniac and bleeding all over the place, you suddenly begin to like him. A Snape and Harry bonding fic.

Complete. One shot. DG. A Valentine Day's gift from Harry leaves Ginny heartbroken . . . until she gets another present from Draco Malfoy.

Sirius, sick of James obsessing over Lily, puts him on a 12-step program to help him become a true Girl Scout. What have the Maruaders gotten themselves into?

This fic has been discontinued. The author offers her sincere apologies and thanks to all the fans who continue to express interest.

(Complete) Everyone knows Draco Malfoy is a selfish, cunning and devious Slytherin that's glutting for punishment. Ginny Weasley is just the person to dish it out.

Five year old Harry Potter is watched by a new neighbor who is anything but friendly, but for some reason wants to get to know Harry better, perhaps even save him from his miserable life with the Dursley's. Please Read and Review!

Muggles decide the Weasleys are unfit parents, as it seems their children don't go to school and their house has no eckeltricity.

On Ginny's non-wedding day, she falls off her balcony into the arms of Draco Malfoy. Being drunk and all, she doesn't know who he is. Thankfully she's got Colin to sober her up. Ginny owns a small cookie shop in Diagon Alley, which Draco's company hires t

Hermione is quite sure that Santa Claus doesn't exist. Ron is quite sure he does. Hermione is about to find out who is right. A Christmas one-shot. R-H one-shot, post-OOTP

Draco is bugging Ginny while she's in the library researching. So what does she do? She turns him into a frog, of course.

Revenge is sweet and Draco Malfoy discovers this first hand as he turns hated enemy Ginny Weasley into a kitten. But maybe revenge isn't all it's said to be...

James Potter has just started his sixth year at Hogwarts. He's looking forward to exploring the school, playing Quidditch, and causing as much trouble as humanly (or inhumanly) possible. But Lily Evans might be more trouble than he's bargained for...

Ginny ponders Ron’s “furtive look" on the train. OotP spoilers.

COMPLETE! A nightmare prompts Harry to return alone to the Chamber of Secrets, and leads to a new look at an old enemy. Harry enjoys the company, but when LeStrange has sworn to kill him, how far can he trust a Death Eater’s son? (Full summary in Ch.1)

A look at the actions of a main character from the point of view of other characters. When death rocks Hogwarts, you'd be surprised who's affected. Chapter Twelve: Rosemary Sprout tends to her garden, the students - and the other professors

When you go to Hogwarts, you usually get an owl, a rat, acat, a toad, or something simple like that. But I didn't want to be simple. I got a Kneazle and I decided to name mine Sex.

Draco expresses his feelings for Ginny in a very Malfoy-esque fashion indeed. Could a certain Slytherin perhaps be in denial?

A mysterious girl transfers to Hogwarts. Bloody hell, here we go again. This one's for those who have long suffered under the reign of the dreaded...Mary Sue.

Lily and James compete for Prefect. MWPP are inexplicably Animagi a year early. (Oops.) The seeds of Lily and Petunia's rift are sown.

**COMPLETED** Draco recieves an enchanted computer for Christmas, and through it, meets the girl of his dreams. However, she doesn't turn out to be quite who he expected... D/G

It's October 31, 1986, and the Dursleys are determined to give Dudley a nice, normal Halloween. Of course, it's also the fifth anniversary of the Potters' deaths...

**CH 2 UP** Draco/Hermione. It's seven years after Hogwarts and everyone has gone their own separate ways. Hermione Granger is in desperate need of money, and it just so happens that Draco Malfoy has plenty of it. What will happen when their paths cross?

Letters from home from the loving Weasley boys! Much fun!

In Ginny's sixth year, Draco saved her life... and that's a wizard's debt. Now, five years later, its payback time. Especially now that Draco is in desperate need of a wife. [COMPLETE]

You don't really know a person...until you read their VERY SECRET DIARY...

Someone has been playing with Draco, and now he's hopelessly addicted to something he's never even heard of before. As pressure mounts, one question must be answered--what will he do for more? DG. Pre-OotP.

A blatant parody of all the Snape-is-Harry's-father stories that are out there. Hope you all enjoy:)

A little Lily and James fic where they actually act like normal people. And James embarrasses himself countless times.

This is a R/H fic written entirely in the form of letters that Harry, Ron and Hemrione write to each other during class. Hope it's not too confusing, please for the love of Hogwarts REVIEW! and tell me what you think

COMPLETE...(books 1-3)The end of Ginny's sixth year. Snape asks her to be his student assistant next year, but she must be trained by Draco. Will she be able to stand it?

COMPLETE...Draco stumbles on an illegal poker game. He'll keep the secret if they deal him in. Will he lose his heart? EXTREME FLUFF WARNING

Typical, if eventful, day in the life of our BPM. Simple, but amusing, I promise. Snape experiences a close shave at lunch and abuses Longbottom mercilessly. Please Please Please R&R! ^^

Sirius plays a prank on all of Hogwarts... and no one but Harry knows it! Crackfic.

It's Draco's fifteenth birthday party, and everything is going wrong... thongs, drugged house-elves, Drunk!Lucius, and the nearly-mystical-but-not-really prophecy of Bounce the Kitty. OoC parody. ^^

There are people who are easy to sort, and there are people who are more difficult. And then there's Fred Weasley... Well, how hard can it be to sort him?

Ahh...Another Lily/James love/hate fic from me. More hate at the moment, actually. Slightly, um, weird.

Harry & friends take a survey to find the perfect guy/girl for them. It's based on a true story ,too... *shudder*

Spans four or so years (not including prologue) of the lives and loves of Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs. (Well, there's not a lot of emphasis on the life-and-love of Wormy, but we're sure you get the idea.) 100% cholesterol-free! Enviromentally-frie

"Bless me, Snape, for I have sinned..."