A profile is a self-projection of the writer. It's either what he/she wants you to think he/she is, what he/she thinks he/she is, or (on the extremely rare occasion) its an honest opinion of what he/she thinks of himself/herself. So be warned. The truth or untruth of whatever lies in this profile is up to you to judge. _

The author is a student, majoring in some BA program in some college in some part of the globe we call our home planet. Anime fan, couch potato and voracious reader. Has an extreme like for devious characters and caricatures of life and in print/tv/movies. Can usually be found at your typical college hangout, rarely at starbucks.Influenced by the star sign gemini. Both extremely lazy and excessively hyper in turn.

Weird is what you make of it. It's an arbitrary term, much like it's very abused cousin, normal. - Me on a strangely philosophical day

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I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

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you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.

Paste this in your profile if you're a procrastination addict.

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If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have a really bad memory, copy and...what was I doing again?

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

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1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. Do i have to know him/her personally?

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow? Blue

3. Your first initial? L

4. Your month of birth? June

5. Which color do you like more, black or white? White

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. Named after a drink and a starlet, depends on which part of the globe you're from.

7. Your favorite number? 14

8. Do you like California or Florida more? California

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? Ocean

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one). I wish...

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If so, scroll down

(Don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

Love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

Down.

3. If you're initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

Blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

Fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

The memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

Changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

Soul mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time

But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

Anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!