This is Cabbage Man here, Half man half cabbage. Or is it half cabbage and half man, we'll never know.

Anyway, I got bored of just reading fan fiction, and as I've been thinking about writing my own books sometime, eventually, if I ever get to it, so maybe never. Anywa, I made this account so I could post and maybe get practice.

I'm the kind of guy who procrastinates, a lot, and gets writers block, a lot, so it may take me a few days to post or maybe even a week or two. Don't get angry get patient. Or get A patient and torture them slowly and amusingly until my next post is up. Whichever tickles your fancy more.

Let's see, what else to add... Meh, I guess I can tell you my favorite pairings as I think of them along the way, let's start with a few from the top of my head, like some of the ones I've read on fanfic.

Danny Phantom

-Danny x Ember (Ember is my favorite female of that entire show, aside from, like, Dani, but my interest in Dani is based purely on science. Is it okay if I think of Dan Phantom as a girl? Because that hair is just fabuloooooouuuuuuuusssssss)

-Danny x Sam (Meh, overdone, and to be honest she pisses me off more often than not. Besides, dating your best friend is just not something I can generally say is a smart idea. It gets weird in my opinion.)

-Danny x harem (Come on, hero harem all the way. Maybe it's just me though, I have weird thoughts to begin with. Like how it's both scientifically impossible and scientifically possible for zombies exist. Anyone want to argue with me? I have an open mind and I'll take either side.)

Ben 10

-Ben x harem (Honestly I like all hero harems, but this one was almost solely based on the fact that I could never settle Ben with just one girl in my head and have it fit, I don't know. Weird thoughts.)

Naruto

-Naruto x Hinata (I don't have anything to say but stalkers are hilarious. Plus it's always the quiet ones that are beasts in the sack, or is that crazy ones... Then again, shy people can be really crazy in their own rights, plus stalker I mean come on.)

-Naruto x FemKyuubi/Kurama (What... I just think the kyuubi would make a hot woman. Gotta love redheads right?)

-Naruto x harem (Do you even need to ask at this point?)

Gintama

-Gintoki x Tsukuyo (Okay this relationship trumps all the others in my opinion, even the harem one and I don't say that often. GO TSUKUYO.)

-Gintoki x Ketsuno Ana (I actually have no comment for this pairing, I just feel like his crush dreams need to be answered on occasion.)

-Gintoki x Tae (Nothing to say about roboto de flato, moving on.)

-Gintoki x harem (...)

Fairy Tail

-Natsu x Lucy (obvious reasons, don't care if it's overused or underused.)

-Natsu x Sue (It's the hat that makes me like her not her herself if that makes any sense. I really like that hat.)

-Natsu x Mira (no reasons, just like it.)

-Natsu x Lisanna (Gotta love that childhood friend thing and that childish promise of marriage. Hey a promise is a promise guys.)

-Natsu x harem (Yay for never breaking the continuous love of harem. Hey, don't look at me like that, if you wouldn't be happy with a harem of either sex you're just an idiot. Or you know, very bad at pleasing. OOOORRRR your significant other is sitting next to you looking at you very harshly while you're smiling at having a harem. Bad boy/girl! Go to your room!)
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I think that's it, if I think of more I'll update them and you can message me with your favorite fan fictions of the pairings above. Doesn't mean I'll like them obviously, but I won't say it out loud.

Some of my newly created OCs:

Aion Renzen - Able to use imagination to bring anything into existence, immortal yet killable, Dimensional travel.

Mugen no Sora - Fox Emperor/God of Air, twin brother of Mugen no Yuki - Power over Air, godly gift of creating anything, Given the gift of dimension travel by the fates.

Mugen no Yuki - Fox Empress/Goddess of Water, twin sister of Mugen no Sora - Power over water, godly gift of creating anything.

Mugen no Yami - Wolf Emperor/God of Darkness, twin brother of Mugen no Taiyo - Power over Darkness, godly gift of creating anything.

Mugen no Taiyo - Wolf Emperor/God of Light, twin brother of Mugen no Yami - Power over light, godly gift of creating anything.

Mugen no Tsuchi - Monkey Emperor/God of Earth - Power over earth, godly gift of creating anything.

Mugen no Hanabi - Human Empress/Goddess of Fire - Power over fire, godly gift of creating anything.

Tsu, Muji, Kaze - Wind spirits under the command of Mugen no Sora - Can combine into one being called Tsumujikaze (Whirlwind) with powers over wind.

Noko, Ribi - Fire spirits under the command of Mugen no Hanabi - Can combine into one being called Nokoribi (Embers) with powers over fire.

Usagi - Water spirit in the form of a bunny - Powers over water

Doro - Earth spirit in the form of a large Golem - Powers over earth