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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

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The Paint Escape by SilverSatori reviews
Blue gel, orange gel, another test chamber solved. One step closer to their complimentary Citranium and freedom, right? Meanwhile, Nigel is just trying to do his job, when his test subject suddenly decides to make a run for it. They have a plan to get out of there, and he's going to help them. If he wants to or not...
Portal - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 66,390 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/11 - Published: 7/7/2016
Repairs by PortalPanda reviews
When Virgil agreed to help Wheatley with repairs, he didn't realize he would be repairing a human. Rating for brief mention of blood. Written for the ten year Portal Anniversary.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,001 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/9/2017 - Chell, Wheatley - Complete
Heart-Eyes by Starry Nightengale reviews
Wheatley's been acting a bit... strangely. More strangely than usual, anyway. And his fellow cores think they might have an idea why. (Androids. Musicalverse.)
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,156 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/12/2016 - Wheatley, Space Core, Adventure Core, Fact Core - Complete
Not While I'm Around by Starry Nightengale reviews
As perseverant as Chell is, she's still a human, and humans need their sleep. That means her android companion is alone with his thoughts for a while; But being Wheatley, he can't keep them all to himself. (Geekenders-inspired)
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,886 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/1/2016 - Chell, Wheatley - Complete