About moi!

Name

Jade Jones

Age

SIXTEEN! w00t w00t

Status

Single

(Men are DOGS! Especially my last bf!)

Nationality

British and Proud!

God save our gracious queen

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Hair colour

Honey blonde

Hair length

Three quarters down my back.

Eye colour

Bright baby blue

Likes

Miniskirts, Shopping, My teddy huggles, My pompoms (Yes I am a Cheerleader and no I'm not a prep.), Blue, chips, cherry bath salts,cherry body lotion, cherry shower gel, cherry perfume ect, long baths (three hours) and slumber parties.

Dislikes

Spinach (yuck!), boobah ( THEY'RE TRYING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD USING GUM DIESEASE AND TELEVISION!), slutty tarty girls, pop-ups, bullies and racist people.

Pairings I like

Sonic/Amy(Sonic the Hedgehog)

(Meant to be, bar none)

Knuckles/Rouge (Sonic the Hedgehog)

(When that red thick-skulled twit realises he loves her.)

Tails/Cream (Sonic the Hedgehog)

(Awww so sweet and fluffy and cute) (Pass me a bucket, I'm gonna barf)

Raimundo/Kimiko (Xiaolin showdown)

(They look so good together)

Blossom/Brick (Powerpuff girls)

(You can love a bad boy can't you?)

Bubbles/Boomer (Powerpuff girls)

(Both have cute voices)

Buttercup/Butch (Powerpuff girls)

(Gothy/Tomboyish pair)

Daniel Radcliffe/Me!

(Brilliant.)

Tom Felton/Me!

(Exellent.)

Draco/Hermione (Harry Potter)

(I love Draco too, but he and Hermione do look good)

Hay Lin/Eric Lydon (W.i.t.c.h)

(They look soooo cute together!)

Pairings I absolutely definately hate

Will/Caleb (W.i.t.c.h)

(Yuck, thats the only word for it, yuck.)

Will/Phobos (W.i.t.c.h)

(He's, like, 30 and shes only 13)

Harry/Ginny (Harry Potter)

(I don't care if J.K Rowling likes them. THEY DO NOT GO TOGETHER!)

Hermione/Snape

(Just wrong. Wrong, wrong, wrong, worng, wrong.)

Gilderoy Lockheart/Snape

(SICK!)

Mcgonagall/Snape

(NOOOOO! MINNIE IS A GRYFFINDOR!)

Harry/Draco (Harry Potter)

(Some people are just sick)

Omi/Kimiko (Xiaolin Showdown)

(He is half her height and doesn't know anything about girls)

Boy/Boy

(It's unatural)

Girl/Girl

(Like I said, it's unatural)

Jade's top three hottest actors ever!

1. Tom Felton (Draco Malfoy)

2. William Moseley (Peter from Narnia)

3. Daniel Radcliffe (Harry Potter)

Stories Started

The Brotherhood (w.i.t.c.h)-A great evil is coming and the girls have some new warriors of the veil to help them fight. But one of the boys is in grave danger and everything humanly possible is done to keep him safe, however, this guy is not one to keep out things. CHAPTER 16! Will x OC, Irma x OC, Taranee x OC, Hay Lin x Eric, Caleb x Cornelia x OC.

New Faces (Harry Potter)-A Spanish exchange student comes for The Golden Trio's last year at Hogwarts. But her past is shrouded with mist and questions are raised with the coming of her visit, like what connection has she got with Harry? But more importantly, what is she hiding? (Might be deleted)

Stories to be started

The Truth Hurts (Harry Potter)- Lily realises the emotional pain and hurt she caused James when one of her comments goes too far. Will James accept her apology or is this finally the last straw? James x Lily, Remus x OC, Sirius x (no-one for the moment).

Going too far (Sonic the Hedgehog)- Amy has had it. Sonic said he loved her. Well, that was a year ago, he hardly ever stays long enough for them to share 10 minutes together let alone have dinner or go out or something. With everybody around her finding solace in their partners, will Amy take it too far and go out with her best friend? (her best friend being male).

Favourite quotes

Some people, have a one track mind.- me

Here's to alcohol, the cause of—and solution to—all life's problems. - Homer Simpson

You think blondes are stupid? Tell that to my A+ math test.-me

There are three types of people in this world, those who can count and those who can't.-me

If promises where food, we'd all be anorexic, if lies where food we'd all be obese.-me

Me fail English? That's unpossible.-Ralph Wiggum

My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star.-Grandpa Simpson

I'm not a nerd, Bart. Nerds are smart.-Milhouse

God's last name is not damnit!-me

Are you sure you tied your hair tight enough?- Klaus, A Series of Unfortunate Events Movie.

YOU'RE FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY!- Ron, Harry Potter GoB Movie.

Once there was a little flower, one day that little flower died. The point is, don't make up sad sayings like me.-me