But ya Know:
"Ever have one of those days when you just gotta watch Edward Scissorhands in english, spanish, french, Tim Burton commentary, Danny Elfman commentary, and backwards?" ~ Me

"Don't let mongooses into your house." ~ Me

"Coffee equals life squared" ~ Me again

"Gumby rules the third dimesion." (But Jack rules Gumby)~ Me

"I concur that seashells eat motions" ~ I don't do drugs

"Stop worshiping me!"~ Jessis

"I KNOW I fixed it, but what did i DO?" ~ Jessis

"I KNOW a simple sorry won't cut it, but what do you want me to do!?!"~ Jessis

"Get some shoes on." ~ Jessis

And for the grand fanlie:
"Happy undead jezus day!"~ Phillip, who's webcomic you can find by copying and pasting in your adress bar this site!