~~What if Takoch really was The Fool On The Hill? ~~Our kids wouldn't be able to go to school.

~~What if someone held you hostage? ~~They would use our heads for erasers.

~~What if John Lennon was my father? ~~Chaos would ensue!

These Q&As definately have no explanation (and they don't need one either). Did I mention I'm friends with Erica?