turtle2dove
 Author has written 1 story for Spirit Animals. Hi I'm Turtle2Dove. You might know where I got some of this stuff from. I love to write and I hope to be an author one day. My Favourite books (in order) are: Rangers Apprentice, Dragon Chronicles, Seven Wonders, Warriors and Spirit Animals. I have many ideas for fan fictions, mainly Rangers Apprentice, I JUST LOVE RANGERS APPRENTICE. I seem to have A LOT in common with EpicRangerHalt I'm a girl gamer. I love dogs AND cats. and I would love it if you read and reviewed my fan fictions. This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. (sorry, I'm too much of a paranoid freak to risk it) I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be WEAK. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. I live in the COUNTRY, so I MUST live on a farm. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. I'm REPUBLICAN so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I'm IRISH so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore... I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I'm POLISH so I MUST wear socks with my sandals. I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one". I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST! I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S so I MUST have no social life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. (Gamers) I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. (I'm a girl so this doesn't apply) I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll. I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO. I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13 I'm POLISH so I MUST be greedy. I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy. I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and "Kool-Aid". I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7 I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up. I'm a FEMALE, so I MUST not SWEAR. I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist. I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty. I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister. I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat. I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis. I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay. I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich. I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be "Emo". I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy. I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too. I have ARTISTIC TALENT so I MUST think little of those who don't. I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch. I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs. I read COMICS so I MUST be a loser. I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual. I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted. I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled. I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be "Emo". I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend. I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid. I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER! I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. I don't like YAOI or YURI so I must be a HOMOPHOBE. I'm not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a LOSER I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex. (Does pm-ing count?) I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian. I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see. I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED. I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST. I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY. I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED I don't curse (that much) so I MUST be an outcast. I wear BLACK nail polish, so I MUST be EMO, GOTH, or PUNK I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE. I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean. I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid. I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around. I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting I love MARCHING BAND, so I MUST be a friendless freak. I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life. I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too. I am an HONOR STUDENT so I MUST be a NERD. I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp. I CAN'T HELP POINTING OUT MISTAKES so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist. I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake. I'm a BRUNETTE so I MUST think I'm better then redheads, blondes, and other dark haired people. I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems. I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist. I like TWILIGHT, so I MUST be OBSESSIVE. I'm INTO THEATRE & ART so I MUST be a homosexual. I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth. I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress (I think so at any rate) I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy I have A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS so I MUST be dating them all I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd I have GREEN SKIN so I MUST be a Wicked Witch I'm a STAR WARS FAN so I MUST be a geek I'm DIFFERENT so I MUST just want attention I'm an ACTOR /ACTRESS so I MUST be mean I GO TO AN ALL GIRLS SCHOOL so I MUST be boy crazy or a lesbian I PLAY THE VIOLA so I MUST be an idiot I READ HARRY POTTER so I MUST worship the Devil I am a TWILIGHT FANGIRL so I MUST have no life I WRITE FANFICTION so I MUST be a crack-addicted wash-out who can't get published I WRITE ABOUT LOVE so I MUST not have a boyfriend I DON'T LIKE PLAY SPORTS so I MUST BE UN-AMERICAN I'm A BRUNETTE so I MUST BE SMART I'm A RED-HEAD so I MUST BE A CONTROLLING BITCH WITH ANGER ISSUES I'm A BLOND so I MUST BE DUMBER THAN A ROCK I HAVE MORE GIRL FRIENDS THAN GUY FRIENDS so I MUST BE GAY. I DON'T LIKE TALKING TO MOST PEOPLE so I MUST BE ANTI-SOCIAL This is How you KNOW you're obsessed with Ranger's Apprentice. 1. You can quote almost all of the dialogue and you do so regularly. If someone from Ranger's Apprentice hasn't said it, it's obviously not worth saying. 2. You can hear Wills' voice in your head. 3. You just KNOW Halt's also in your head, telling Wills' voice to shut up. 4. You've memorized "Greybeard Halt" and sing/hum it all the time. 5. You brought a bow and arrow set and cried because you can't hit anything. 6. You actually dream about Ranger's Apprentice. 7. You're reading this right now. 8. You have a cloak and sneak around in it, trying to scare people like you're a ranger. 9. Your life goal is to become a ranger. 10. You read Ranger's Apprentice and now you think being short is SO COOL!! 11. You write fanfiction for Ranger's Apprentice. 12. You think it would be awesome to be Wills' apprentice. 13. Now you're sad because you aren't. 14. But you imagine yourself as his apprentice. 15. Now you're grinning like a moron. 16. The front left side of your brain is constantly saying, "Rangers Rangers RANGERS! MUST! READ! RANGER'S! APPRENTICE!!" 17. You'd LURVE to meet John Flanagan. 18. You happen to know that there's a contest to do so. 19. You're now jumping up and down, fangirl shrieking about meeting Flanagan. (I have met him SO HA!) 20. You're going to enter the contest. 21. You're sad because the contest isn't being run for poeple in your country and you can't move to Australia before the competition closes. 22. You want to kill me for telling you about a contest you can't win. 23. You call John Flanagan "Flanny" sometimes. 24. You'd rather read Ranger's Apprentice than eat. 25. You'd rather read Ranger's Apprentice than breathe. 26. You always want to read Ranger's Apprentice. 27. You want there to be a Ranger's Apprentice comic book. 28. You'd actually tackle glomp someone if they had a Ranger's Apprentice comic book. 29. You'd cry with joy if you got to have a Ranger's Apprentice comic book. 30. You'd cry in despair if the comic book got damaged in any way. 31. You just KNOW that the Ranger's Apprentice books radiate power. 32. You accidently called your brother "Will" before. 33. You have a cat or dog named "Tug", "Abelard", "Shadow", or "Ebony". (Yeah, my dog's name is Shadow) 34. You want to warp yourself into the Ranger's Apprentice world so you can replace Will. 35. You're smiling and nodding while you read this. 36. You CANNOT WAIT ANOTHER SECOND for the Ranger's Apprentice movie. (If a Ranger's Apprentice movie ever comes out, I'm gonna pester the shit out of my mom until I can go see it) 37. You want to see the Ranger's Apprentice movie in the theater the absolute second that it is released. Hello premiere... (Yes, I basically just stated that) 38. You're going to spend the whole movie going fangirl and wearing your best ranger cloak. 39. You're going to have a hard time not fangirl squealing during the film. 40. You're going to have a super hard time sneaking your two knives into the movie theatre. 41. One of the reasons that you can't wait to see the film is so you can go fangirl and scream at your friends about how cute Halt is. (Then they'll call me nuts 'cause he's so much older than me :I) 42. You have been banned from travelling on airplanes because you refused to give up your bow and arrows/knives. 43. Your parents want you to shut up about Ranger's Apprentice already. 44. They really really want you to. 45. Now you're going to post this list in your profile with everything you've actually done or thought in bold letters. 46. You just hit copy. 47. Don't lie, you know you did. 48. You're thinking about Ranger's Apprentice again. 49. You even know the names of the background characters and have done all the internet quizzes to prove it. 1.Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4. "Will regarded the bundle doubtfully." (RA Ruins Of Gorlan) 2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch? Air. . . 3.What is the last thing you watched on TV? Journey To Mysterious Island (Movie) 4. Without looking, guess what time it is 11:20 5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? 12:26 =/ 6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? TV, Baby, Mum 7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing? Walking back inside... 8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at? Other people's profiles/fanfictions 9. What are you wearing? Pajamas 10. Did you dream last night? Yes 11. If the answer to 10 was yes, tell us about that dream. I was Halts apprentice with Will, it was the Rangers Test and another apprentice pushed me off a tree. 12. When did you last laugh? About an hour ago reading EpicRangerHalt's fanfictions 13.What is on the walls of the room you are in? Clock, certificates, map of Australia 14. Seen anything weird lately? Yep 15. What do you think of this quiz? Hard to say. . . 16. What is the last film you saw? Journey 2 Mysterious Island 17. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy? Video games 18. Tell me something about you that I don't know: While answering this survey I want to go read 19. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? Make Rangers Apprentice REAL (could possibly happen) 20. Do you like to dance? Only in a group where they show you the moves 21. Barrack Obama: Some president :I 22. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? Willow 23. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him? Martyn List 12 characters from your favorite fandom and answer the questions. 1. Halt O'Carrick 2. Alyss Mainwaring 3. Casandra/Evanlyn 4. Lady Pauline 5. Baron Arald 6. Sir Rodney 7. Crowley Meratyn 8. Will Treaty 9. Gilan Davidson 10. Horace Altman 11. Erak Starfollower 12. Seley El'then Number 4 pokes number ten. What happens after that? Horace would be fine with it. 5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together? I guess they'd be friends, or at least okay with each other. 8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay? No 1 and 2 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about? Most likely Will. 1 accidentally kicked 10? Halt knows that Horace is too scared to retaliate, so he says sorry and that's that. 1 sent a message to his girlfriend but 2 got it. What would happen. Alyss would laugh about it, then let it go. If 7 and 8 were hanging off a cliff, who would 5 save? Will (maybe *laughs evilly*) Everyone wants a bedtime story. I would laugh , then look at them like they're crazy and inch away. Have you ever read a 6/11 fanfic? Would you want to? No and no Do you have a crush on 4? NO Do you recall any fics about 9? Yes Would 2 and 6 make a good couple? Maybe Is there such a thing as 1/8 fluff? Definitely When was the last time you read a fic about 5? None How do you feel about 7 and 8 being in a fight? Someone cook the popcorn! What would your reaction be if you found out that 5 was related to you YAY What would you do if you overheard 2 dissing you? ON NO SHE DIDN'T, hold my cake! After a crappy day, you find 10 in your room, rummaging through your stuff. What is your reaction? Do my best Halt impersonation and say "What are you doing" How would you react if 1 had a complete character reversal? No!!!! 7, 9, and 4 have started a band in your room at 3 AM, singing the most annoying song possible. What do you do? Run for the hills! 6 just stole your hairbrush. What do you do? Steal it back like the Ranger I am. 2 and 11 are now your teachers. Your thoughts? Can I have Will and Halt? You need to stay at a friends house: 1 or 6? Halt!!! 3 falls in love with 4, and 8 is jealous. What happens? Will shoots Lady Pauline 4 jumps you in a dark alley. Who saves you, 6, 7, or 10? Crowley 1 decides to start a cooking show. After fifteen minutes, what happens? Halt gets bored so he tells Will to do it. 3 has to marry and the choices are 4, 8, or 9. Which would he/she marry? Evalnlyn would marry Will or Gilan Everyone gangs up on 3. Does 3 stand a chance? Nope. 5 and 1 show up at your house drunk. What happens? I make sure they don't trash he place, then when they come to their senses we PARTY. 6 and 1 are in mortal danger. Does 6 try and get them both out alive or save himself? Save both...maybe 5 is in a car crash, and is critically injured. What does 9 do? Gilan would try to heal him, and if that doesn't work, he goes to get help Do you think Four is hot? How hot? No, No, No, NO What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? Not exactly possible. . . Suggest a title for a 7/12 hurt/comfort fic. Rangers Promise What plot would you use if you wanted 4 to go out with 1? Dunno Do any of your friends read 3 slash? No Do any of your friend draw or write 11? No. Would any of your friends write a 2/4/5 fic? No. What might 10 scream at a moment of great passion? REDMONT RULES If you ever write a songfic about 8, what song will you choose? Warrior by Beth Crowley. If you wrote a 1, six, and twelve fic, what would the warning be? Completely random and weird. You're on a night out with 8 when you're savagely attacked by 2. What does 8 do? Will would either shoot her or stab her. 6 and 11 go to a strip club. What happens? They check out the ladies 7 and 12 are making out when 4 walks in. What's 4's reaction? Gets out as quickly as she can 4 pulls up beside you and offers you a lift. Will you take it? Nope. Why is 6 afraid of 7? Sir Rodney is afraid of Crowley because he's an epic Ranger and he's just a lowly knight (Oh and 7, 8, 9) 10 is getting ready to marry 5, when 9 runs in on the ceremony. What's 9's reason? Its weird and wrong, and the whole town is on fire. Give a title for a romance movie between 3 and 12. Dunno...Warrior Girls (are they girls?) What would you do if 10 woke you up in the middle of the night? Tell him why would he wake me while I was enjoying ma BEAUTY SLEEP. What would you do if 3 walked into the bathroom while you were showering? That, my friends, is what shower curtains were made for. What if 4 announced that he/she was going to marry 9? There's an age gap, and they're a weird couple, oh well. What if 5 cooked you dinner? Yikes What if 6 was laying next to you on the beach, sleeping? I'd take hi sword and run. What if 7 confessed that they're related to you? I'M RELATED TO CROWLEY?! AWESOME!! What if 8 got into the hospital somehow? Well, I can be his replacement :) What if 9 made fun of your friends? I'd be all like: "Gilan, shut up! Don't make me go get Halt!" What if 2 ignored you all the time? Good. Serial killers are after you. What does 1 do? Halt would shoot them. Simple as that. And I'd be all like: "Omg. . . I can't believe Halt just killed the serial killers for me!" It's your birthday. What does 3 get you? Probably nothing. You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do? Call for help, but because she's so lady like she doesn't yell. You're about to do something that will embarrass you. What will 5 do? Baron Arald will give an extremely long speech about embarrassment, hen when I do he will give me another You're about to marry 2. What does 1 do? One, I would NOT marry her, and I would want Hal to come in and either wreck it or say "I OBJECT" You got dumped. How does 7 cheer you up? Jus hanging out You compete in a tournament. How does 9 cheer you on? Gilan just acts like his normal funny Ranger self :) You can't stop laughing. What does 10 do? Horace laughs with me. 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why? Because he's smart, sarcastic, epic, a Ranger, the best Ranger, and I'm obsessed with Rangers. 5/9 or 5/10? 5/10 How would you feel if 7/8 were canon? I guess that couple makes some sense. Not a lot, but some. What would happen if 7 walked in on 2 and 12 having sex? Crowley would get out of there as fast as he can. Fill in the blanks: "(1) and (9) are in a happy relationship, until (9) runs off with (2). (1), brokenhearted, has a short relationship with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (8) and finds true love with (3)." Halt and Gilan are in a happy relationship until Gilan runs off with Alyss. Halt, brokenhearted, has a short relationship with Erak and a brief unhappy affair with Rodney, then follows the wise advice of Will and finds true love with Evanlyn. You Know You're a Book Addict If: You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on. (I think I know books better than life itself. *stare off into space philosophically*) Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading. (Story of my life.) You write fanfictions about the book. You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else) to read your favorite books. You accidentally call everyone by the character's names. Everything reminds you of the book. You quote random lines all the time. You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't. You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class. You have pictures of your favorite characters on your iPod. (on my ipad. Don't have an iPod) You've got a book memorized. You've read a book more than five times. You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days. (Your kidding right? More like a 1000.) You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like. (*rubs hands together evilly*) You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional. (Every time.) You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional. Your idol is a character from a book. There's a 13 year old girl, and she wished I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been My name is Ann and I am 45 years What a great email it was!! Just scroll down to the end, but Go for it! SCROLL DOWN! STOP! Congratulations! Your wish will Now follow this carefully...it If you repost this within the next 5 min. This is scary! The phone will ring right after you repost when girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind. When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply. When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around. When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all. When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying. When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever. When a girl wants to see you everyday, she wants to be pampered. When a girl says "I love you." she means it. When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that. Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person. Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him. The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead, Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats. The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him. The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.". If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life. If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you. Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you. Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere. So get ready for the biggest shock of your life. If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity. Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress. |
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