Hi, I'm Jmtx100 and this is my... profile?

Basic info:

Name: Jacob

Age: Teenager

Gender: Male (if you haven't guessed already?)

Hobbies: Football (or Soccer, whatever you call it), Writing Fanfiction and eating a lot of unhealthy food (only if it counts as a hobby)

Dislikes: My laziness and people, who talk about something a lot, but they know jack shit about it

HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT INVOLVING MY STORY AND FUTURE PROJECTS IS UP IN RISING TO THE TOP!

Favourite type of Fanfiction: Pokemon of course! And basically, that's it, just Pokemon

Favourite Pokemon: T-E-P-I-G! I love pigs, they're so cute

Favourite Region: Unova, although the anime's Unova plot was awful

Favourite Pokemon characters: Ash, Dawn, N, Clemont, Serena

Shippings I support:

1. Pearlshipping (AshxDawn): First shipping I actually found possible and likeable. Dawn is my favourite female in the whole pokemon universe and they seem like they would make a great couple.

2. Amourshipping (AshxSerena): I mean, it's like canon now, so why not?

3. Abilityshipping (AshxAnabel): I want Anabel to return to anime really bad. She was such an awesome character and the fact that she actually wished Ash sensed her feelings towards him was so great!

4. Advanceshipping (AshxMay): I'm a fan of Ash and May as well, but these ones above are just way better... Besides, throughout the Advanced Generation May showed way more feelings towards Drew in my opinion.

5. Fourthwheelshipping (BonniexMax): I just wish they met... Well, you can't have everything, can you?

Shippings I hate:

1. Rayshipping (AshxCynthia): Come on!! Cynthia may be an attractive woman, but she is too old for Ash! Besides, it's one of the most unlikely to happen... ever.

2. Palletshipping; Comashipping (AshxGary;AshxPaul): I don't hate gay couples. It's just Gary and Paul are in my opinion the least probable to discover they're gay and fall for... Ash.

3. Shippings between Ash and Pokemon: I know Ash loves pokemon, but that's just bestiality...

How to Know if You're Addicted to Fanfiction If...

1. You no longer refer to comments as "comments." They are now known only as "reviews." (Checked)
2. You start laughing at the most inopportune times because you remembered something funny from a fanfic. (Unfortunately, yes- Checked)
3. You pretend to take notes, but really you're getting a head start on your latest story. (That's basically how I became a writer- Checked)
4. Short disclaimers are for losers. Whoever thinks up the craziest gets a cookie. (I absolutely adore cookies, so...- Checked)
5. You can't write for English class because you've used up all your ideas for fanfiction. (On the other hand, I improved my English as well- Checked)
6. You hear people talking about a ship (the water transport thing), and you think that people actually talk about fanfiction context. (It really makes me think that I'm weird, am I?- Checked)
7. Whenever something inspiring happens, you screech, "Ooh! Fanfic idea!" and then immerse yourself in writing for the next three hours. (The worst thing is trying not to forget the idea you got earlier, before you get back home- Checked)
8. You repost this onto your profile! (Aaaaand- Checked)