Hi,

I love to read, write (sometimes), draw (sometimes), and go to anime conventions.

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Copy the bunny to your presentation to help him achieve world domination,
and come join the dark side. (We have cookies.)

but apparently the rebels have cake!

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Jerry's Words of Advice:
1) Don't play twister in a tube top (especially if you're smaller in the chest area).
2) Man up! (even if you're a woman)

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Quotes I like in absolutly no order:

Firefly
We are not gonna die. You know why? Because we are so... very... pretty. We are just too pretty for God to let us die. Huh? Look at that chiseled jaw!-Mal

Jayne: [over radio] Testing. Testing, Cap'n, can you hear me?
Mal: I'm standing right here.
Jayne: You're coming through good and loud.
Mal:'Cause I'm standing right here.

Drunks are so cute. -Mal

Shouldn't you be off bringing religiocity to the fuzzy-wuzzies or some such? -Mal to Shepard Book

Sir, I think you have a problem with your brain being missing. - Zoe

Now, you can luxuriate in a nice jail cell, but if your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you.-Mal

Tactics, woman. Needed her in the back. Besides, them soft cotton dresses feel kinda nice. There's a whole… airflow. -Mal

If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of Hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater. -Shepard Book

Bye now. Have good sex. -Kaylee

Zoe: River, honey, he's putting the hair away now.
River: Doesn't matter. It'll still be there. Waiting

You paid money for this, sir? On purpose? -Zoe

Ah, the pitter-patter of tiny feet in huge combat boots... SHUT UP -Mal

Zoe: Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killin'?
Book: Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps.

Monty: Damn you, Bridget! Damn you to Hades! You broke my heart in a million pieces! You made me love you, and then you… I shaved off my beard for you, devil woman!

My food is problematic. - River

"When you can't run you crawl, and when you can't crawl, you find someone to carry you."

Well… my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood. -Simon

"I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind. They come from ahead and they come from behind. But I've bought a big bat, I'm all ready you see. Now my troubles are going to have troubles with me!"- Dr. Suess

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Highlander
Duncan: Does that bike of yours still haul ass?
Richie: Like Madonna's underwear, why?

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Dogs: Bullets & Carnage
Guy: He- Hey! Isn't that him...? The Zombie Bastard. Run. Run away!
Haine: Whats up with that? There's got to be a better way to phrase it.
Bardou: Nah, I think they hit it spot on.

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"Crazy is good." - Luffy, One Piece

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"Anyway, it's because I'm a shinigami. If I lose focus, all kinds of places light up, particularly in the lower back area."- Death the Kid from Soul Eater explaining why his butt lit up

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"Its only arson if you do it on purpose" -Demetri Martin (or if you get caught)

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"Don't mess with the people who handle your food."

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Tom: How can you be so fearless when you can't see?
Jerry: I am fearless because I can't see.

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Mercedes Lackey
Tiercel: Are you drunk? Because--
Harrier: No. I've been reading.
Tiercel: Well that explains it then.

"For all his protests, Harrier looked nothing like a girl. A really dangerous flower, maybe, but not a girl." -Tiercel

Kellen:Are you sure this is the smartest thing we've ever done?
Shalken: Oh, let me see...(appears to give the question serious thought)We faced down several Outlaw Hunts clumped together armed with nothing more then a big stick. We attacked an Endarkened(demon) stronghold with only Jermayan and Vestakia for company, and then you defied the Queen of Shadow Mountain in your underwear. You challenged Belepheriel and disobeyed Redhelwar and entered the Shadowed Elf caverns with only Idalia to accompany you. This is probably not the most ill-considered venture of you career.
Kellen: You know, that should make me feel a lot better
Shalken:(sweetly) it should since you survived all those things

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Trigun
Wildwood: Whoos drinkin?
Millie: oh I am! oh yeah!

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Sometimes he wished the voices would just shut up and let him fight. -Ujimitsu, from The Phoenix

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Ushio and Tora
Ushio: Ishikui is some kind of giant centipede
Tora: Well actually it's an evil protean.

Random guy watching girl chase Ushio: oh thats awesome, i hope he trips.

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"Good morning my dear Espada. We're under attack, but let us have some tea first." -Aizen from Bleach

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"I think they named oranges before they named carrots. 'What are these? Oranges...Oranges..What about these? Oh shit...Long pointies?'"-unknown

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"Shoujomagic: Where the pretty boys are also pretty women and the rest... just point and laugh" - from Fushigi Yuugi Genbu Kaiden

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"Reality is an illusion, albiet a rather persistant one"-Unknown

WingedK9

(11:54:06 PM): its not even aug
WingedK9 (11:54:13 PM): scool is not in my dictonary
joellamamama (11:54:17 PM): no kidding

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"Ignorance killed the cat. Curiosity was framed."-Ulquiorra talking about Grimmjow from Curiosity Didn't Kill The Cat. story by Kougyoku quote by Ayumi

"Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain"-unknown

"Go tell the Spartans, stanger passing by, that here, obediant to their laws, we lie."- Epitaph of the Three Hundred

"I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it"-unknown

"One day your prince will come, mine just took a wrong turn and is too stuborn to ask directions"-unknown

"Quick Kitty, to the mall." -Katelyn. From: Don't Leave by: codenameangel

"My knight in shining armour turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil"-unknown

"To have loved and lost is better than to have loved and lived with a psycho."-bumper sticker

"People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door."-unknown

"Contrary to popular rumor, "The Snoopy Dance" is not what Wolverine does best."-unknown

"Am I about to be slung over the saddle bow like a sack of meal again? Is it more difficult to do the slinging when the sack in question is standing and looking at you?"- Hari, the Blue Sword

"ooooh, a basement"-Yu Yu Hakisho

"Statistics show that men are interested in three things: careers, sports, and sex. Thats why they like professional cheerleaders."-Min, Bet Me

"Genocide is the most exhausting thing, (pause), next to soccer."-Loki, Dogma

"My favorite word is D-cup" - C.T. Smith, from Zombie Powder

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Tamora Pierce
Neal: I suppose he could have changed, I myself have noticed my growing resemblence to a daffolodil.
Kel: You do look a little yellow around the edges, I hadn't wanted to bring it up.
Neal: We daffodils like to have things brought up, it reminds us of spring.

"Thats Sir Meathead to you." - Neal

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Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

by: J.K. Rowling
Harry: And if I wave my wand and nothing happens?
Ron: Throw it away and punch him in the nose.

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The Dresden Files

(the books). by: Jim Butcher

"Sticks and stones may break your bones but Chinese throwing stars get you twelve stiches" -Dresden

Grevane: Don't play games. I can smell the true magic on you.
Dresden: Uh I guess thats the last time I buy generic deodorant.

"On the whole, we're a murderous race. According to Genesis , it took as few as four people to make the planet too crowded to stand, and the first murder was a fratricide. Genesis says that in a fit of jealous rage, the very first child born to mortal parents, Cain, snapped and popped the first metaphorical cap in another human being. The attack was a bloody, brutal, violent reprehensible killing. Cain's brother Abel probably never saw it coming. As I opened the door to my apartment, I was filled with a sense of empathic sympathy and instinctive understanding... For freaking Cain."-Dresden

"And again do I answer thee. Bite me."-Dresden

"The Alphas decided that I'm about the greatest thing since sliced bread. Which isn't the most thrilling thing in the world for me. They asked me to a camp out with them. Which I reluctantly attended, where all dozen-odd young people swore friendship and loyality to me, and where I spent a lot of time blinking and trying to say nothing. They're just itching for me to lead them in some meaningful crusade against evil. Hell, I have trouble just paying the bills."-Dresden

"My name is Harry Blackstone Copperfield Dresden. Conjure by it at your own risk."-Dresden

"Don't ask me, I'm gay now."-Dresden

Dresden: As far as the Counil is concerned, the U.S. Wardens are a bunch of mushrooms.
Meyers: Eh?
Dresden: Kept in the dark and fed on bullshit.

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Morrigan's Cross by: Nora Roberts

Cian: "...Hoyt's come to enlist me is the army he hopes to raise to fight the big evil."
King: "The IRS?"

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"Black for lies and gold for truth, the mage tells him. Later, he opens the box and the crystal gleams out at him, so he gives it a shot: "She's just a friend." The stupid rock turns gray."From: Bridles, Bits, and Pieces by: Strapless

"Does it really matter? Do you want to go bug the thestrals again?”-Percy. From: I'd Kill You If You Weren't Already Dead by: Piratess of Summer

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From: Love Need Not Be Explicit by: SGL

"Captain, you should stop taking naps in the square; the rookies need to rake the leaves and they keep thinking they've discovered a dead body." - Ise Nanao

"Though the rumors tended to exagerate the details, the 8th division vice captain could not honestly say she had never drugged her captain before."

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Reality Check: Not what I had Planned

By: sugiochicken
Jennifer: I'm wondering why I wanted to do this again.
Nia: Because you're a bit thick in the head?
Jennifer: I was looking more for words of comfort, but brutal honesty works too.

"Your capacity for love is rather like Kenpachi's capacity for violence, broad, indiscriminate, and completely unpremeditated" -Ukitate speaking to Kyouraku. from Breathing Lessons by: DarthAmmonite

Monty Python and the Holy Grail:
Peasant: She turned me into a newt.
Knight:... A newt? (looks at him)
Peasant:... I got better.