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Quotes:
"It's easier to forget your problems when there is always noise"-my counsellor at camp

"Yes, Captain Obvious."-my counsellor at camp,to me

"But why is the rum gone?"-Captain Jack Sparrow

"One,because it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into scoundrels.Two,that signal is over a thousand feet high.The entire royal navy is out looking for me, do you even think that there is the slightest chance that they won't see it?"-Elizabeth

"A wedding!I love weddings!Drinks all around."-Captain Jack Sparrow

"Stop blowing holes in my ship!"-Captain Jack Sparrow

"You don't want to be doing that, mate."-Captain Jack Sparrow

"Me?I'm dishonest.And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest.Honestly.It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you never know when they're going to do something incredibly . .stupid."-Captain Jack Sparrow

"You forget your place, Turner."-Norrington

"It's right here, between you and Jack."-Will

"As is mine."-Elizabeth

"Elizabeth,it would have never worked between us, darling.Will,nice hat."-Captain Jack Sparrow

"Never fear, Brooklyn is hear."-Spot

"It's called a lance . .. hello."-Wat,the funny red-head guy on A Knight's Tale

"Right,then, where are we going?"-Pippin

"Blood makes the grass grow.Kill,kill,kill!"-Sir Amedeo,knight at the Renissance festival

"Malls scare me!"-me!

"Look at the moon.It's SO pretty."-me

"The sun is bright."-me

"It's dark in there when you turn off the light."-me,at camp after I came out of the small bathroom

"Aliens abducted it and are going to send it back to take over the world."-my sister

"Boys are like mascara.More trouble than they're worth."-my sister

"An unwatched pot over boils, but a watched pot never boils."-my sister

~these next three are things my sister said when she was REALLY tired and needed to go to bed.direct any comment or questions to Lady Sorciere please~

"My evil plan to take over the world is working!"-my sister when she was really tired

"There's soap inthe bathroom.I love soap!"-my sister

"I perked up because of the . . . toothpaste"-my tired sister

"Everyone is an eternal soul."-the preacher at camp

Other Random things:

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot.If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

I copied this from Clouded Horizon's profile(with her permission-of course).I thought it was super awesome.What I add to this will be in italics.

If someone had a gun in front of your face and asked you if you believe in God,what would you do?
Say no and feel ashamed the rest of your life? or Say yes and die standing up for God?

If you say no,STOP READINGTHIS RIGHT NOW!Ifyou say yes,

AND STAND UP FOR JESUS CHRIST,PLEASE READ THIS!

Note:This is a true articlethat was printed ina southern newspaper less than a year ago.

TAKE ADEEP BREATH BEFORE READING THIS.

There was an atheist couple who had a child. The couple never told their daughter anything about the Lord. One night when the little girl was 5 years old, the parents fought with each other and the dad shot the mom, right in front of the child. Then the dad shot himself. The little girl watched it all. She then was sent to a foster home. The foster mother was a Christian and took the girl to church. On the first day of Sunday School, the foster mother told the teacher that the girl had never heard of Jesus and to have patience with her. The teacher held up a picture of Jesus and asked, "Does anyone know who this is?" The little girl said "I do, that's the man who was holding me the night my parents died."

If you believe the little girl is tellling the truth that even though she had never heard of Jesus,he still held her the night her parents died, then read on.

Or you can stop reading this as if it never touched your heart.

Funny isn't it?

Funny how simple it is for people to trash God and then wonder why the world's going to hell.

Funny how we believe what the newspapers say, but question what the Bible says.

Funny how everyone wants to go to heaven provided they don't have to believe, think, say, or do anything the Bible says.(Or is it scary)

Funny how someone can say "I believe in God" but still follow Satan (who by the way also "believes"in God)

Funny how you can send a thousand 'jokes' through e-mail and they spread like wildfire, but when you start sending messages regarding the Lord, peopple think twice about sharing.

Funny how the crude vulgar and obscene pass freely through cyberspace, but the public discussion of Jesus is supressed in school and workplace.

Funny how we can go to church for Christ on Sunday , but be an invisible Christian the rest of the week(Are you laughing?)

Funny how I can be more worried about what other people think of me than what God thinks of me.(Are you thinking?)

Yes, I love God

Do you?

Last updated:Saturday, June 16, 2007