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A gamer and a brony, I'm something of a veteran when it comes to writing fanfictions, though I've only recently begun here on Fanfiction.
My gaming interests are Halo, Destiny, Titanfall, and Warframe, and I'm an Xbox gamer, but don't care what system you use, as I started out on Playstation 2 and have a few PC games.
If you're interested in my first stories, then here is where I first wrote:

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Remnant of an Iron Rose (Adopted from ptabs0101) by FireteamNero reviews
(The official continuation of ptabs' crossover story, made with his permission and blessing.) The Vex invasion had been thwarted but battle against the Darkness still wages on as its forces work to overthrow the Light from either behind the scenes or out in the open. Remnant faced a major change to its future as the Last City is plagued by the mistakes of its past.
Crossover - RWBY & Destiny - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 65,420 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 8/23 - Published: 3/11 - Summer R., Team STRQ, OC, Aksis
Of Elder Scrolls and Huntsmen: Dragon Rose by JessesanMan reviews
Team RWBY finds themselves in a strange, new world where Grimm are nonexistent and magic is commonplace. They journey to find a way home, but along the way are caught up in several ancient prophecies and must save this world they find themselves in. As time goes on, they adapt to the dangerous land of Skyrim and fight against its foes be they small, large, or godly.
Crossover - Elder Scroll series & RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 67 - Words: 715,186 - Reviews: 737 - Favs: 1,031 - Follows: 1,145 - Updated: 8/16 - Published: 2/5/2018 - Team RWBY
Remnant Inferis: DOOM by GamerJay reviews
Remnant never knew what true horror was until demons more terrifying than the Grimm arrived, seeking to conquer a world they think belongs to them. Nor the limits a warrior stripped of his humanity would push himself, and others, to exterminate the Slaves of Doom and their mortal allies. His path of perpetual torment continues and this time he will no longer be walking it alone...
Crossover - Doom & RWBY - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 238,010 - Reviews: 1272 - Favs: 1,473 - Follows: 1,766 - Updated: 8/7 - Published: 2/9/2017 - Doomguy, Ozpin, Team RWBY, Team JNPR
Three Stars of Veldin by Tatsurou-san reviews
Many parallels exist between Ratchet's story and that of the Prog twins. Both orphans in a world not their own. Both socially outcast young. Both far smarter than all around them. It's easy to believe that had their paths been different, Ratchet could have been the villain and the Progs the heroes. But what if they walked their path together from the first day?
Ratchet and Clank - Rated: T - English - Family/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 20 - Words: 28,766 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 8/7 - Published: 3/30/2017
Death Korps of Justice by Lord-of-Change reviews
A young Death Korp soldier, in a battle with a follower of Chaos, ends up swallowed by the Warp. By a stroke of luck, he's sent to Earth, to a world without an Emperor, to a world where villains and heroes battle it out across the globe. With no Emperor to serve and no war to fight, this young soldier must struggle to find his own path in a world that challenges all his beliefs.
Crossover - Warhammer & Young Justice - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 332,803 - Reviews: 1752 - Favs: 1,570 - Follows: 1,684 - Updated: 7/22 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Imperial Guard, Deathstroke
Avoiding Stupid Deaths in the 41st Millennium by erttheking reviews
A guardsman writes about his experiences in the grimdark future of the 41st Millennium and how stupidity still plagues mankind, usually resulting in death.
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 153,014 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 878 - Follows: 709 - Updated: 6/6 - Published: 3/18/2015 - Complete
Caboose's Guide to Making Friends With Monster Girls by Tatsurou-san reviews
Hi! My name is Michael J. Caboose! You probably know me as one of the main characters of Red vs Blue! What you probably don't know is...I got my own adventure! Freckles and I made lots of new friends on a new world after a wrong turn on a space ship when Tucker sent me for milk...and I made lots of friends there! ...and now Tucker doesn't like me very much.
Crossover - Red vs. Blue & Daily Life with a Monster Girl/モンスター娘のいる日常 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 70,122 - Reviews: 758 - Favs: 785 - Follows: 839 - Updated: 3/13 - Published: 6/8/2017 - M. Caboose, Centorea, Miia, Suu
Remnant of an Iron Rose by ptabs0101's brother reviews
The Vex invasion had been thwarted but battle against the Darkness still wages on as its forces work to overthrow the Light from either behind the scenes or out in the open. Remnant faced a major change to its future as the Last City is plagued by the mistakes of its past. (Adopted by FireteamNero)
Crossover - RWBY & Destiny - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 78,682 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 587 - Updated: 3/11 - Published: 4/20/2017
Scorned of Beacon: Origins by Ghaul Singular reviews
A prequel for my future story 'Scorned of Beacon': The eight barons of the Scorn are notorious criminals and monsters. But what if they weren't born into the world of Destiny, but instead, one of bloody evolution. Will these eight emerge as heroes in this world, or is it their destiny (Yang approves) to be criminals?
Crossover - RWBY & Destiny - Rated: M - English - Family/Crime - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,411 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/5 - Published: 11/18/2018 - Winter S., Uldren Sov, Scorn, Fikrul, the Fanatic - Complete
The Final Battle by 11JJ11 reviews
After the death of Pikachu, Ash is left in ruins, but many of his friends have been murdered as well. When the blame falls onto Ash, and Charizard's life is in danger, Ash escapes with his Pokemon and disappears. But freedom doesn't mean safety, and three years later Ash finds himself emotionally shattered, with the true killer still on the loose. [No Ash-ships. M for violence.]
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Angst/Crime - Chapters: 61 - Words: 448,619 - Reviews: 1036 - Favs: 626 - Follows: 691 - Updated: 2/15 - Published: 9/2/2014 - Ash K./Satoshi, Sabrina/Natsume, Looker/Handsome, Charizard/Lizardon
White Sheep by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
Every family has its odd member, the one that doesn't fit. Jaune was just that, the black sheep. He had always wanted to be the hero, to be a Huntsman. But when your name is Jaune Salem Arc - Prince of the Grimm - and your mother is understandably against the idea, what is a young man to do? Why, run away to attend Beacon in pursuit of a dream, of course. What could go wrong?
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 104 - Words: 811,331 - Reviews: 12368 - Favs: 6,073 - Follows: 6,093 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 12/25/2016 - Jaune A. - Complete
The Hero Rises by Random Equinox reviews
When time has run out and the Reapers come to consume all in their path, then a hero must rise to lay old conflicts to rest, rally allies and enemies alike and challenge fate for the sake of the galaxy itself.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 56 - Words: 618,075 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 12/3/2018 - Published: 1/5/2015 - Miranda L., Shepard (M) - Complete
When Destiny burns by Masterdude21 reviews
After an UNSC fleet fell prey to an ancient Forerunner scheme, a lone Spartan is left stranded in a world that he doesn't understand. He gets himself inadvertently bonded to a dragon, marking him as a pawn in a new conflict. He must fight for his life and overcome his own nature to gain allies in a world where nothing makes sense. But war always catches on, burning all it touches.
Crossover - Halo & Inheritance Cycle - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 50 - Words: 584,148 - Reviews: 1291 - Favs: 799 - Follows: 860 - Updated: 9/11/2018 - Published: 4/16/2014 - OC, Eragon S., Arya
In the Kingdom's Service by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
Jaune Arc, Field Agent of the VSS - Vale's Secret Service, or at least that's what he's been told. All he knows is that they found out about his faked transcripts, and now he works in the interests of the Kingdom. With terrorists on the horizon, not to mention a shady organisation and an even shadier group operating under Ozpin, what's a bumbling teen turned secret agent to do?
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 57 - Words: 372,628 - Reviews: 4470 - Favs: 3,101 - Follows: 3,130 - Updated: 9/9/2018 - Published: 7/16/2017 - Jaune A. - Complete
Captain Dragon by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
Yang wasn't used to leadership, but she wasn't going to accept Ozpin's suggestion of mandatory rest either. Not when it meant losing her spot on Team RWBY. If she had to lead a rookie squad of police officers against the White Fang to prove she could still fight, then so be it. Too bad no one told her the VSPR was made up of Vale's worst criminals, many of which she knew by name.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 193,097 - Reviews: 1670 - Favs: 1,651 - Follows: 1,493 - Updated: 8/28/2018 - Published: 8/15/2017 - Yang X.L. - Complete
Shore Leave: MEA One Shots by Blablover5 reviews
A bunch of different Mass Effect: Andromeda one shots. I wanted to add a few extra scenes for the various romances and some of the companions hanging around having fun. The first is a general story of all the companions getting together on Voeld for a surprise. After that, it moves into romance scenes after the end of the main story. So spoilers beware.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,117 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/20/2018 - Published: 4/8/2017 - Liam K., Vetra N., Peebee S., Jaal aD. - Complete
The Cold Heart of Hate by Cooper1138 reviews
The Cooper Gang find themselves in a bind that could ultimately lead to their end, or someone else's. Sly's oldest nemesis has found his way back once again, and they've made their way to the world or Remnant. In a Foreign land they'll have to find new allies to help them on their journey to stop the threat. The only and first RWBY & Sly Cooper Crossover on
Crossover - Sly Cooper & RWBY - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,192 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 8/16/2018 - Published: 7/2/2015 - Sly C., Bentley, Murray, Team RWBY
Kell of Light by Max7238 reviews
Fallen. Called such because the Traveller abandoned them for turning its Light on each other. But Light can have no idle tools. When Morik turns away from his culture to the Light, it seizes him. Now he will rise, and show the Fallen what it means to be Kell. From the ranks of Vanguards, to leader of his House, out of the Dark.(Poll complete, second arc removed, as you voted)
Destiny - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 24 - Words: 76,549 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 5/5/2018 - Published: 6/1/2015 - OC, Fallen - Complete
The Beacon Civil War by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
Jaune had no interest in Ozpin's latest training initiative, especially when it pit boys against girls across Beacon. Cowardice or not, he intended to hide and wait the whole thing out. Leading the male alliance wasn't part of the plan, nor was becoming mankind's final hope. He was a coward, an idiot and a weakling. It was just a shame no one would believe him when he said so!
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 89,448 - Reviews: 2011 - Favs: 3,597 - Follows: 2,788 - Updated: 2/24/2018 - Published: 9/2/2017 - Jaune A., L. Ren - Complete
Heroes of Future Past by Random Equinox reviews
Ever since Shepard was a child, something has haunted him. A horrible incident from his past that marked him. A burning question that was never answered. A mystery that was never solved. Now, during the war to end all wars, he might finally discover the truth.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 38,566 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/1/2018 - Published: 4/25/2016 - Shepard (M) - Complete
Reversal by pokeman1280 reviews
Two years after the Battle of Beacon, team RWB(A)Y is finally putting the horrors of the Nevermores and the White Fang behind them. That is, until old wounds are reopened by an older enemy. (Sequel to A Rose's Scales.)
Crossover - Inheritance Cycle & RWBY - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 53 - Words: 307,968 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 12/12/2017 - Published: 10/4/2016 - Brom, OC, Velvet S., Team RWBY - Complete
A Rose's Scales by pokeman1280 reviews
Ruby finds a red stone in the middle of the Emerald Forest, only it's not a stone. Now in addition to her studies at Beacon Academy, she must learn what it means to be a Rider in a world where she is the first. Her life will never be the same. Cover image by Riat Visual Works.
Crossover - Inheritance Cycle & RWBY - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 50 - Words: 270,569 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 743 - Follows: 563 - Updated: 9/12/2017 - Published: 10/31/2015 - OC, Team RWBY, Team JNPR - Complete
Aria's Lament by Random Equinox reviews
From Omega, the blackened heart of the Terminus Systems, Cerberus is free to wage war against the entire galaxy. Shepard is determined to stop them. Aria wants to kick them off her throne. Someone's gotta make sure those idiots don't get themselves killed. And today, that someone is me: Garrus Vakarian.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 57,694 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/4/2017 - Published: 3/6/2017 - Garrus V., Aria T'Loak, Shepard (M), Nyreen K. - Complete
Not this time, Fate by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
When Jaune woke up back in his house with his sisters and family, all he could do was sigh. Every time he died he was forced to start over again, and this was what... the one thousandth time? More? If it doesn't matter how hard he tries, doesn't matter how much he fights. Then maybe it's time to just kick back and enjoy himself. Fate can find someone else to be its whipping boy.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 657,800 - Reviews: 9286 - Favs: 8,209 - Follows: 6,779 - Updated: 8/12/2017 - Published: 3/3/2016 - Jaune A. - Complete
Professor Arc by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
He didn't know the first thing about teaching, Hell, he didn't even know the first thing about fighting! A shame then, that his forged documents painted the picture of an accomplished and skilled warrior. Now he's trapped teaching students his own age how to be hunters, when he doesn't even know himself!
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 582,340 - Reviews: 7783 - Favs: 7,385 - Follows: 6,857 - Updated: 7/2/2017 - Published: 12/18/2014 - Jaune A. - Complete
The XCOM Viper by The Imperator 2 you reviews
XCOM continues to battle even after five years of being re birthed, under the command of it's greatest Commander. Yet while war rages on against Earth's 'guests', another war is beginning to stir. The war for Earth continues, but the war to understand one another is about to begin, as a nervous and fearful Viper struggles to understand her undiscovered feelings toward a ranger.
X-Com - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 30 - Words: 219,483 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 599 - Follows: 598 - Updated: 5/22/2017 - Published: 2/19/2016 - Complete
Remnant of a Rose by ptabs0101's brother reviews
It was supposed to be a simple recon mission but then a Guardian finds herself looking at a broken moon and a planet that was definitely not Earth. Yet she can't help but find all of this so familiar to her somehow. Whatever the case, Guardian Summer Rose will do what she must to prevent another planet from falling to the forces of Darkness. (Spoilers for Volume 3)
Crossover - RWBY & Destiny - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 49 - Words: 180,755 - Reviews: 919 - Favs: 1,060 - Follows: 933 - Updated: 4/20/2017 - Published: 6/12/2016 - Ruby R., Yang X.L., Summer R., Ghost - Complete
The Prankster's Hero by Random Equinox reviews
There's more than one way to be a hero. Thankfully for Shepard, some of those ways don't involve risking your neck. Some of those ways are actually FUN.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 34,233 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 4/1/2017 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Shepard (M) - Complete
Cell vs Seras Victoria CellGames by Xolcm reviews
In the days leading up to the Cell Games, Cell faces off against his latest challenger. Dragon Ball Z Abridged. Team Four Star. #CellGames
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/7/2017
Angels and Demons by Naughtbeast reviews
A Militia pilot is pulled into a different world after a hasty escape from near-destruction, as well as two others (and a robot). In this new world can he make life anew or must he face his past demons? What will the world of Remnant think of these four from another universe and the ensuing chaos they bring?
Crossover - RWBY & Titanfall - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 42 - Words: 163,457 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 3/5/2017 - Published: 7/31/2016 - Raven B., Team RWBY, Team JNPR, OC - Complete
RvBY: Arrival by Hannibal-Necromancer97 reviews
The Infinity lands on an unknown world inhabited by, of all things, humans. When a local criminal manages to release Dr. Church, the Reds, Blues, and Infinity crew must work with the planet's military and otherwise to bring him back in. (Rated T for adult language and imaginative violence.) (Volumes 1&2 have been condensed. Now with 15% more descriptive narration!)
Crossover - Red vs. Blue & RWBY - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,635 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/5/2017 - Published: 7/23/2016 - Complete
The Naive and Sentimental Hero by Random Equinox reviews
Things aren't always as they seem, be it a disgraced human Spectre being court-martialled, a rogue agent making deals with weapons dealers or a spymaster with a secret agenda. It can be difficult to maintain a sense of hope and optimism in such times, but that doesn't mean it isn't worth the effort.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,002 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/12/2016 - Shepard (M) - Complete
You're Breaking My Heart by Fallen Shadow69 reviews
Ruby & Yang's life was terrible. after one incident, Ruby ran. she ran to a better life away from her abusive father, leaving behind everything. her friends & more importantly Yang. A few years later, Ruby is well known in the entertainment industry. any of her co-workers that want her can have her. except the new girl, that seemed to take her heart at first sight.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,648 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 11/19/2016 - Published: 2/1/2016 - [Ruby R., Neo] Yang X.L., Taiyang X.L. - Complete
Methods of Interrogation by Chris Walker reviews
Quint, a soldier for XCOM, is captured by the alien regime and is placed in the custody of a viper who seeks to acquire knowledge of how the defiant agency works from him, as per her master's plans. As she interrogates him, she attempts to goad more information out by revealing some key things about herself, only to unwittingly instigate something she never could have predicted...
X-Com - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,267 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 11/1/2016 - Published: 3/24/2016 - Complete
Cards Against Remnant by RexHeller reviews
RWBY and JNPR are bored. This is bad. So they're going to play Cards Against Remnant. What's the worst that could happen? Rated M because of Cards Against Humanity.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 59,161 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 1,933 - Follows: 1,384 - Updated: 10/10/2016 - Published: 11/25/2014 - Team RWBY, Team JNPR - Complete
The Queen and her Titan by Angry Madmoth reviews
'I have shown you benevolence, Guardian. Should the Awoken ever need an ally, I will call on you. And expect you to answer.' It has been but a week since those words were spoken. And now, Queen of the Reef has called upon the Titan that came seeking aid from the Awoken, for reasons only she knows. - Human Female Titan/Queen of the Reef pairing. Varying amounts of headcanon.
Destiny - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 49,445 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 559 - Updated: 8/11/2016 - Published: 9/30/2014 - [Human, Queen of the Reef]
Starscream's Two True Loves by Darth Vigorous reviews
Starscream's romantic fantasy with Arcee and Airachnid is a simple tale of boy meets girls. Unable to continue hiding his feelings and desire for a romantic bond with the two femmes, Starscream bursts into song. It not only disturbs Breakdown and Knockout, but others as well, with some unexpected and surprising results.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,848 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2016 - Arcee, Starscream, Airachnid - Complete
XCOM: RWBY Within by DrAmishMD reviews
A strange anomaly causes the members of Team RWBY to find themselves in the midst of Earth's full-scale alien invasion with no way of returning to Remnant.
Crossover - X-Com & RWBY - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 236,948 - Reviews: 707 - Favs: 1,191 - Follows: 863 - Updated: 7/15/2016 - Published: 5/15/2015 - Ruby R., Weiss S., Blake B., Yang X.L. - Complete
When Flames Take Hold by DemonEagle87 reviews
Ruby was growing tired of being treated like a child. Cinder never treated Ruby like this, and she never made Ruby feel like she was anything less than important. Now a love sick teenager and a criminal mastermind are working together to take over all of Vale. But, is there more going behind the scenes? What is the real reason for Ruby's sudden switch to the dark side?
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,542 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 6/13/2016 - Published: 12/10/2014 - [Cinder F., Ruby R.] Summer R., Team RWBY - Complete
On My Way To You by momoxtoshiro reviews
Weiss had never had a choice. The place where she was now couldn't be called "home" like Ruby and Yang's house could, she knew that much. That mansion back in Atlas wasn't Weiss' home. It was just a place where she was forced to exist. Ruby hated this.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,808 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 5/10/2016 - Published: 3/22/2016 - Ruby R., Weiss S. - Complete
Crash Landing on Remnant by Roughdragon reviews
Running away from his fellow Tenno, Excalibur flees the Solar System, only to crash-land on a strange world named Remnant, where the threat isn't the Grineer or the Corpus, but dangerous crime syndicates and monstrous creatures called Grimm. When the Tenno come hunting, what will he do? I don't know much about the lore of Warframe, but I'll do better to look into it.
Crossover - Warframe & RWBY - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,759 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 3/28/2016 - Published: 2/9/2016 - Lotus, Ozpin, Glynda G., J. Ironwood - Complete
Deal With It by OMG Pterodactyls reviews
Help! Nevermind, I'm gettin ahead o' myself here. Hi, my name is Hope and I am currently the last human alive. That we know of. Anyway, I am also currently stuck with the Horseman War, and his annoyin sprite, as he travels around on a quest fer revenge. Meanwhile, I have absolutely no idea what is goin on! Read the notes I left lyin around. Oh, and Deal With It.
Darksiders - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 88,224 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/10/2016 - Published: 12/24/2014 - Complete
Were It So Easy by Kiliani reviews
Alternate end to Halo 3. Both the Chief and Arbiter made it back to Earth, now it's time for some RnR but why is the Arbiter suddenly fidgety around the Chief? Find out here! Female Arbiter!
Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 48,455 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 644 - Follows: 472 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 9/23/2014 - Master Chief/John-117, Arbiter - Complete
The Hero Who Came In From The Cold by Random Equinox reviews
It's every guy's dream to be a spy. To go on top-secret assignments. Have thrilling adventures in exotic locales. To save the day. So when Shepard gets asked to join Alliance Intelligence, it must be a dream come true. Right?
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,864 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/7/2015 - Shepard (M) - Complete
The Brood of the Queen by Andrei Rian reviews
The Queen of Blades has found a way to create her perfect Hybrids by infesting and impregnating Terran women. Rated M for Very Hard Stuff and very,very Hard Lemons.
StarCraft - Rated: M - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,601 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 10/16/2015 - Published: 10/14/2015 - Sarah K. - Complete
Blades of Ascending Light: A Halo - Destiny Crossover by FlyinJapman reviews
After Halo 4, the Swords of Sangheilios are still at war with the Covenant Remnant. After a chase through slip space, a Swords cruiser is transported to a twin system of the Earth system, and must aid the Guardians of the Traveler fight their foes as well as the Remnant. (Updated 9/4/17)
Crossover - Halo & Destiny - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,491 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/6/2015 - Published: 6/17/2015
Red vs Blue vs Green by Hannibal-Necromancer97 reviews
Master Chief and Cortana receive word that a certain coworker of Dr. Halsey is using humans in live-fire simulations to train his soldiers, the Freelancers. They are sent to a canyon in the middle of nowhere to get the two teams to cooperate long enough to resolve the matter. (everything is heavy-AU, so things may not match up with what's currently going on. Language ahead.)
Crossover - Halo & Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 35 - Words: 39,540 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 4/26/2015 - Published: 2/22/2014 - Complete
Archangels of Light and Darkness by Random Equinox reviews
My name is Garrus Vakarian. I've travelled to many places and many worlds during my misspent life, but none as wretched as Omega. Haven for criminals, renegades and monsters. Many of them are hunting for a prize that could destabilize the galaxy and the idiot who has it. They'll kill him if they find him. Unless I find him first...
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 36,408 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 10/26/2014 - Published: 9/2/2014 - Complete
The Measure of a Hero by Random Equinox reviews
Some people are heroes because they can make the hard choices for the greater good. Some are heroes because they take responsibility for their actions, no matter what.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 53,482 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/24/2014 - Published: 1/6/2014 - Miranda L., Shepard (M) - Complete
Shepard's Cunning Plan by Galactic Alien reviews
Shepard dealt with her clone, but the event still lingered in her mind. After watching one ancient sci-fi movie one too many times, she suddenly comes up with a cunning plan... But what does this plan include? And how will it affect the final battle?
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,345 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/2/2014 - [Shepard (F), Liara T'Soni] Clone Shepard (F) - Complete
40k: ToyHammer by Rogue Vector reviews
In the near future of the 21st century, there is only boredom for Michael. Until the finest of the 41st Millennium start appearing in his living room. While shrunk down to miniature scale. With functional weapons. And they are really, really pissed off...
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 179,721 - Reviews: 927 - Favs: 1,359 - Follows: 1,225 - Updated: 1/14/2014 - Published: 10/29/2009
Hero's Dozen by Random Equinox reviews
You would think that going planetside to pick up a package would be fairly straightforward. But when the planet is Illium, the package is intended for Cerberus and the man sent to intervene is Shepard, all assumptions go straight out the airlock.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 63,099 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 12/2/2013 - Published: 8/12/2013 - Shepard (M), Miranda L. - Complete
Something from the Citadel by Random Equinox reviews
My name is Garrus Vakarian. I used to be a cop. Now I help those who can't help themselves. I spend my days and nights on the Citadel, the glorious centre of the galaxy, trying to eke a living. It's not easy or glamourous, but it has to be done. Someone has to stand up, when all hope is lost...
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,495 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Garrus V. - Complete
Mass Effect 3: The Miracle at Palaven by Sudentor reviews
In the Galactic Codex, 278 words are dedicated to the Miracle at Palaven. They could never hope to encompass the despair, the ingenuity, the desperation, the spirit, and the valor of this unprecedented operation. Join historian Arena Nyscirius as she documents the failures and triumphs of what is now considered a major turning point of the Reaper War. Do you believe in miracles?
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 75,783 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 6/4/2013 - Published: 4/15/2013 - Kal'Reegar - Complete
The Hero Who Loved Me by Random Equinox reviews
Men are from Mars. Women are from Venus. Heroes come from all walks of life. None of that helped Miranda understand one Commander Shepard. For all she knew, he came from dark space.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 65,110 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 1/27/2013 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Shepard (M), Miranda L. - Complete
The Hero We Deserve by Random Equinox reviews
Humans are being abducted, probably because someone has really poor taste. Shepard has to find out why and stop them with the help of a band of misfits. They say it's a suicide mission. So what else is new? Well, getting killed for starters...
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 441,575 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 601 - Follows: 364 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Shepard (M) - Complete
Have Yourself a Hero's Little Christmas by Random Equinox reviews
Shepard wasn't asking for much. Just some time off during the Christmas holidays to relax and catch up with friends and family. Naturally, the universe wasn't so accomodating.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,500 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/23/2012 - Published: 12/4/2012 - Shepard (M) - Complete
Chronicles of the Burger Marines by purplefishman reviews
The Burger Marines... One of the strangest chapters of the Imperium... Dedicated to feed all the actors of the WH40K universe... There are thousands of strange stories that take place in their restaurants. Here are some of them.
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 70 - Words: 37,751 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 9/18/2012 - Published: 9/13/2011
100 Things Commander Shepard Crew'll Mutiny Over by The Mad Dragon reviews
Shepard's crew, having had enough of some of her antics, has come together to compile a list of things she's no longer allowed to do.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,960 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 124 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Shepard (F) - Complete
The Kauravan Stalemate by Clammoth reviews
What if the commanders of Kaurava found a copy of "Warhammer 40000: Dawn of War"?
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,417 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 10/22/2011 - Published: 10/21/2011
Hammerhand by Colonel-Mustard1990 reviews
Honour the Chapter, honour the Emperor, honour the Imperium. Easy oaths to keep when in a world you can understand. Far, far harder, when a place steeped in heresy calls for aid and duty forces your hand to answer.
Crossover - Warhammer & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 37 - Words: 112,150 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 700 - Follows: 347 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Complete
Accidental Hero of the Galaxy by Random Equinox reviews
Commander Shepard. Hero of the Skyllian Blitz. First human Spectre. Potential savior of humanity and the known galaxy. Pity no one asked him what HE thought of all this.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 188,673 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 887 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Shepard (M) - Complete
Mass Effect: Grunt Sticks It In by Gregg Landsman reviews
Upon deciding that hanging herself out as the cyborg carrot on a stick for the Asari Sex Vampire was not a good idea, Commander Jane Shepard decides to use her varied team of specialists to set an actual trap. In theory.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,924 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 160 - Published: 9/27/2010
The Enemy of My Enemy by Katsuhiro reviews
"Of all the conflicts recorded in the latter stages of the Human-Covenant War, perhaps one of the most interesting was that which occured on the Outer Colony Crassus, c.Nov.2552. Interesting, and with an entirely unexpected outcome.." ONI Case-File 428/
Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 115,331 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 771 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 3/21/2009 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Complete
No Antidote by FalconPain reviews
Bulbasaur and his trainer had an agreement: they would make it to the Pokémon League, or go down trying. So even when faced with utter tragedy, he decides that he and his trainer will live up to their promise. By any means necessary.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 69,839 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 908 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Bulbasaur/Fushigidane - Complete