I HATE HOW THIS IS GOING AND I HAVE NO PLOTLINE FIGURED OUT OR MUSE SO THIS IS NOW AN ABANDONED WORK.

Rein has always been labelled as a plain or boring girl. But when she has a lucky encounter with a famous celebrity, her life takes a sudden turn! But what happens when thing suddenly go from bad to worse? RxS (I couldn't help but post a new story!)

Alfred can't speak, but does his best to keep his asthmatic brother away from unhealthy air. Arthur can't cut his cigarette addiction, nor does he want to. It really is unfortunate they are neighbors in the same building, isn't it?

The plan is to pretend but what if it turned into a real love? A crazy love story about a broken-hearted guy and a thief. RxS. Please R&R

Alfred, the bullied, chubby and nerdy loser meets the loner, short-tempered, punk Arthur in a bathroom where one has teeth painted in blue ink and the other struggles with his eye pencil. From bike rides to Star Trek DVDs and stargazing, the school's freaks gradually learn to know and fall in love with each other.

Alfred agrees to help Arthur clean his house, but gets a little more than he bargained for when he discovers (and proceeds to make fun of) some of Arthur's old pirate clothes. WARNING- UKUS Lemon; Smut; Boy-Boy Love; Detailed sex

It's Christmas morning, and England and America are spending the holiday together! UKUS, M rated, yaoi. Sofia fic.

A jealous France decides to find out what makes England and America's relationship so special and gets a pleasant surprise. UKUS. You read right. UKUS. One-shot.

A short and sweet UKUS fic. America and England take a vacation, with a night of fun and games Their location: Lake Huron. The date: Early August, 1980. Yes, there is Yaoi. THE OMAKE YOU ALL HAVE WAITED FOR IS IN! And fyi, it is USUK X3 Officially Complete! NEW: Chapter 7 is a notice of things to come

"So you can't get off. Do you want me to help?" As casually as if he were offering help with a heavy object. The question itself didn't seem to help much, earning a mortified noise from the boy. / Written in an Alternate Universe in which the British Empire did not fall ; England (British Empire) x America (British Territory, Adult)

They always meet and fall in love, no matter how many times they are born into different worlds and mindsets. (This is a collection of unrelated UKUS one-shots, a different AU every chapter. There will likely be M-rated content in every chapter, feel free to leave your requests!)

UKUS Alfred comes out from his shower all fresh and clean. Clumsy as usual, he trips over his own feet and Arthur goes to find him to see if he's okay. Pointless smutt

UKXUS: So what do you do? What do you do when you crack under the pressure, have a mental break down and drop out of school? You go home. Alfred Jones was the golden boy, the kid who was going places. Arthur Kirkland was the bad boy, the kid who never gave two shits about anything. UKUS other pairings as well

Arthur and Alfred have a quick shag in Arthur's bedroom. No plot, just smut. because why the fuck not? :P

Intentions are not what they seem as cop Alfred Jones chases known a well known thief named Arthur Kirkland. This criminal is not like the others and Alfred can't ignore the feelings inside. UkUs, bondage, criminal x cop

America likes coffee, but not as much as the taste of tea though. Ukus because we need more of it.

Future AU. England and America have been wandering around Venus, making observations for their terraforming project. When America calls for a break, England knows just how to spend the time with his lover. UkUs, PWP. Rated M for a reason.

Arthur is a fallen angel, and to regain his status in Heaven, he must protect a young boy from the clutches of a plotting demon. But when he meets his enemy, he finds him hard to resist. And perhaps there is more to this 'Alfred' then meets the eye? The two play their game, but when it comes down to it is it really Heaven vs. Hell, or these two vs. the world? UKUS M for smut

Alfred became an orphan in the blink of an eye, barely saved from the wreckage of his village. Soon, he is taken to the palace to train as an official royal knight. That is when he meets Prince Arthur. The two swiftly fall for each other, but a war turns Prince into King sooner than expected. Can their love survive with a secret operation to destroy them both? UKUS smut, 2 authors

America finds England to be just a bit...boring. When he finds a pocket watch that takes him back in time, however, a glimpse of the man England once was may change that. Pirate!EnglandxAmerica, Rated M for future chapters.

What happens when America and England get trapped in a bathroom at a party at France's house. Rated M. UkUs UsUk

Alfred has never had sex before, and Arthur is so much more experienced than he. What he doesn't know is that all Arthur wants is him, and that's all that matters.

Arthur is tired of waiting for his boyfriend Alfred to move pass the 'make out' stage. Time to go on the offensive. Yaoi.

What happens when Arthur Kirkland, an immortal more commonly known as "The Sandman", falls in love with a talented, free spirited human named Alfred F. Jones? To him, well, that's Forbidden Love, but there's something alluring about this one... he just can't resist. UkUs/UsUk!

It's pouring it down outside as England and America get rather... intimate. UKUS oneshot. Pretty much pure lemon.

It's that time of year again, the time where America hosts a party for his self-proclaimed birth date. And, naturally, England rejects the invitation, like every other year, only this time he has a little too much alcohol for his own good . . . and America's. UKUS

Death is British, life is American, and somehow, love is both. UKUS.

"Arthur grazed a fang along Alfred's skin and licked off the blood that came with it. His eyes rolled in the back of his head at the taste. It was better than anything he'd ever had before." Vampire!England, UKUS, Cussing, Yaoi, Rated M for later chapters.

Alfred, a cat boy, is saved by the most unlikely man. A human pirate who takes him aboard his ship and offers him a deal. At first Alfred is reluctant but after some convincing, and some mind blowing kisses, Alfred agrees all to happily. Pirate UK x Younger cat boy US

England thinking about past instances involving America and how they got together over the centuries. Human names used. Series inspired by the Gorillaz's song. Seme England. Rated M for a reason. Yaoi warning. Don't like don't read.

Summary: A Conversation And Deal With France Later, England Decides to Show America Who Steers The Ship In Their Relationship. But Will England Chicken Out In The Last Minute? Or Will He Put America In His Place? USxUK Two-Shot

Arthur insists on calling his new submissive 'Mr Jones' whenever they scene. BDSM!AU. England/America. Pure porn without plot. Light bondage. Dom/sub relationship.

During America's daily exercise, he is pleasantly interrupted by a furious Arthur. Both country and human names used; contains a sexytimes scene.

Wolf!England, the leader of his pack, thinks that being caught in a metal trap means the end of his life. What he doesn't count on, though, is a sweet rabbit to free and care for him... or the desires and emotions that work their way inside him because of him. And poor Rabbit!America, a sensitive to other creatures, has to- and wants to?- take his ways quietly. ...Kinda OC, sry

America declared his independence long ago, but deep down, he still desperately needs England to love and accept him. WARNING: This fic is NOT for everyone! Contains infantilism and urolagnia. Please know what those words mean BEFORE you click this story! I'm not trying to mentally scar anyone. ABSOLUTELY NO MINORS. UKUS. Not just PWP.

Another fourth of July, and America and England are stuck in a drab meeting in Washington D.C.. Both of them have much more than addressing economics on their minds though, and England has a bit of birthday surprise waiting for America. The blue-eyed nation just can't wait to see what his British lover has in store for him. UKUS PWP.

America buys a bed shaped like a giant hamburger. And asks England to bang him on it. Oh, and to pick up some McDonald's on the way too. Cracky UKUS.

Arthur finds out that innocent Boy Scout Alfred isn't so innocent... AU. UKUS with a bit of USUK. One-shot. This is my first fanfiction for Hetalia. Please read and review, and enjoy!

America brings home a surprise for England, which starts a pattern of sexy events. Collection of loosely connected oneshots for England and America Unabashed PWP collection, variety of kinks, don't like don't read. Yaoi, many lemons, UKUS RP with PD and I

A meeting in the past may lead to something more but Commander Jones was not prepared for everything that is Captain Arthur Kirkland, feared Sky Pirate of Novum Mundi. Perhaps the Captain can help relax his dear Aflie? UkUs SkyPirate AU OneShot

After America tells England that there is absolutely NO WAY that the island nation could ever grow a beard, England plans to prove him wrong. UKUS. Beard kink. Smut. PWP. Crack. Lemon. Yaoi.

Alfred draws the short stick on England's magic...and finds himself in quite a bind...Lame summary is lame, warnings inside. UKUS, unbeta-ed!

CRACKY UKUS! America uses a Shake Weight to train for the Olympics. And we all know what THAT looks like. England sure does, so America comes up with a stupid but sexy plan to cost England his medals after he learns a secret from other countries ...

America loves it when England yells at him, when he calls him worthless or hopeless. After all, there's no better way too feel like he isn't. UKUS, deanon from kink meme. M for sex, including rough oral.

America and England watch a scary movie. Upon America freaking out, England discovers a very interesting trait about Nantucket. What will he do with this new discovery? UKUS; Rated M for language and smexy times. :D

Arthur, Alfred, and the gang make some stupid choices, and ultimately end up with a very pushy, very uninhibited Englishman. Gakuen!AU. UKUS. Dub-con because of alcohol consumption. May continue this as a story.

UKUS/colonial!AU: "I want for nothing that has been dictated by society – how frightfully boring to be told what is and is not to be done." Arthur kissed Alfred's hand. "No, this is perfect as it is."

Alfred wishes Arthur were born a girl. Some things just don't tend to come true. UKUS Oneshot Yaoi

America starts freaking out when he and England are stuck together in an elevator during a power cut. Once he calms down, the two begin to talk, and eventually one thing leads to another... UKUS oneshot with lemony goodness!

Doujin-based England remembers something that America said when he was a colony. He's determined to get the words out of him by any means necessary. Yum... UKUS Britannia Angel, MPreg?, Shota? Fail Summary

Circa 1940: Still-neutral Alfred shows up in war-torn London, and in the live today, die tomorrow atmosphere of the Blitz, Arthur can't see the harm in taking what he wants. UKUS. Yaoi.

England comes home to his front door unlocked and someone sitting in his living room! Sucky summary, I know! Oneshot. UKUS. Rated M for yaoi and swearing. Iggy tops!

America wakes up one day on England's couch to find he has dog ears and a tail. England seems to find it strangely attractive... UKUS in that order , Masturbation, dog-ear-erogenous-zone abuse, lemon. Don't like, don't read.

When I opened the door of my house, I expected to see my living room. I expected the couch, the coffee table, the television, the rug, the McDonald's bag I had forgotten to throw away. What I had not expected was England. UKUS in that order , lemon.

England has some perverted thoughts while watching America eat ice cream. UKUS in that order , lemon. Reviews highly appreciated!

England plays with Nantucket while America is sleeping. He gets reaction out of America that he really doesn't expect. One shot UKUS

Alfred used to be the "fat" kid, and it's made him incredibly self-conscious. When he's made a spectacle of at a party, Arthur comes at his defense and teaches him that he shouldn't be so insecure, especially around him, not when they love each other so

Break time during a world meeting, and America pulls England away for a few reasons of his own. UkUs Oneshot

After christmas, Rein, Shade, Fine, and Bright is going on a vacation to the Kingdom of Snow. It supposed to be a fun and exciting trip, but maybe it's a little too exciting? Mainly Rein x Shade and slight Fine x Bright.

America wants England to wear his old corsair attire again, what'll he do? UkUs Smuttt Oneshot. BoyxBoy yaoi!

America and England have been together for years, and one of their favorite games is pretending to be strangers and meeting up in a public place for a supposed one night stand. This is the story of one round of that game. Deannon from Kink Meme, UKUS smut

America shouldn't have opened his mouth. England is now feeling vengeful. And naughty. UKUS. Requested by Hetalia Kink Meme. Citrusy. Standalone.

UKUS/USUK. "Will it keep away the ghosts?" America asked, his hands tightening around the wooden cross. "And the demons and the monsters?" Threeshot.

UKUS. England visits America to help him with paperwork, but a storm warning sends the pair to the basement. An argument over the song on the radio quickly leads to something more...

UKUS. He had slept the sleep of the saved. America had slept the sleep of the condemned. Inspired by artwork by TechnoRanma.

The United Kingdom wishes to re-establish trade routes with the United States. Alfred is a little more than willing to do so, and the reunion was a little more than what Arthur had bargained for. Cowboy!AmericaxGentleman!England. Smut ahoy!

A slight challenge from Alfred makes Arthur angry, which gives Alfred more than what he bargained for... In the middle of a dinner theatre. UKUS Adult content, be warned.

What happens when America mistakes some English slang for something completely different? One-shot! Mature for UKUS sexy times ;

UK/US, serious NSFW. While cleaning his attic, Alfred pulls out an old redcoat uniform. Arthur approves. Enthusiastically.

For years Valentine's Day has been a nightmare for England, who has in the most roundabout way possible tried to show America how much he cares. A heart shaped box of chocolates might just put an end to that. UKxUS, M for very saucy content.

UKUS. "No matter what I do or say, no matter if I revolt or defy, no matter how angry I make you, you will always forgive me. You will still love me. You will still call me America." Oneshot.