Name: Lord Sir Admiral President Nunya of Businesston III Junior, Esquire.

Age: Physically? 21. Maturity? 12.

Gender: Male. Guy. Bro. Dude. Whatever floats yer boat.

Likes: I dunno.

Dislikes: People in general. Pickles. The color 3. Alien cow pickpockets. Reaver. Various assorted nuts. Limburger. Being lonely and depressed, as well as the paralyzing social anxiety that prevents me from doing anything about it.

Bio: I used to be a sad, regular person like you. Until I took a Pinkie Pie to the Everything. ... Wait a second, I still AM a sad, regular person!