Whammytaphide bio
 Author has written 1 story for Fallout. I have loved to read and write since the age of 3 and I have a bachelor's in Language, Literature, and Writing. I speak some (poor) German and a smattering of Swedish and Russian. Language has always fascinated me--every part of every thing and every action has a very precise word attached to it. I love discovering these words. What am I into? In no particular order, home improvement, URBEX, the human body as projectile, Star Trek: The Next Generation, Kirby vacuums, Fallout, big band music, food with TEXTURE, vaudeville, early Tim Burton, Amana Radarange Cookmatic microwave ovens, airships, Art Deco, Googie, yo-yo, dog training, rockabilly, firearms collecting (especially Russian weapons) and marksmanship, cybernetics, Broadway, woodworking, the 1940s, birdwatching, aviation, airships, the perfect cup of coffee, anybody with an accent, 80's hair metal, anything pertaining to and anybody from Germany, Eastern Europe, or Russia. I'm madly in love with Peter Lorre, particularly his personification of Dr. Einstein in Capra's Arsenic and Old Lace. |
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Finding Someone by Selion reviews
Slow burn story of mLW falling in love/lust with Charon. Journeying, flirting, some smut. Follows a trip from Underworld to Megaton and then the main story from The Waters of Life through Take it Back! with some added stuff.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 70,113 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/14/2017 - Published: 1/13/2013 - [Charon, Lone Wanderer] - Complete
What they call fate -or karma- by Ottereight reviews
Hermann Einstein thought he could live a happy life now that Jonathan Brewster is in jail. But don't count your chickens before they're hatched, doctor ! And don't count your psychopaths too early neither. You may have more than one on your trail soon...
Arsenic and Old Lace - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,874 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/11/2015 - Published: 3/27/2014 - H. Einstein, Jonathan B.
Nuka Breaks - Free Stories with Every Nuka or Sarsaparilla Purchase by CoffeeQuills reviews
Based on the Fallout universe (thanks Bethesda) and characters from the web-series Nuka Break (thanks Wayside Creations, Zack Finfrock); a collection of fics ranging from K - T in any genre - character shots, fills, prompts, deeper reasonings and other random things that catch my fancy will appear.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 14,500 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/27/2015 - Published: 9/26/2014 - Complete
All Those Poor Devils by The Cheshire Cheese reviews
A Jewish sketch artist collects stories of Rick's bar patrons, while waiting for her family. As Yvonne's roommate, Ugarte's mistress, Sascha's bar patron, Sam's friend, Ferrari's customer, the pickpocket's repeated victim, and Annina's consultant, she finds sides to these people few others see.
Casablanca - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 73,850 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/5/2015 - Published: 4/9/2012
Undignified by Mystique84 reviews
With a perfect Who life and a perfect Who future, why on earth would Martha May fall for a someone so crude as the Grinch? A short story about how Martha feels alive once more with the return of the Grinch.
How the Grinch Stole Christmas - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,454 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/23/2014
A Broken Dog by Mr.AppleWood
This story takes place during the first 15 years of Gob's enslavement to Moriarty and will probably end with the Lone Wanderer. Warning for graphic violence and psychological torture.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,481 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/25/2014 - C. Moriarty, Gob, OC
Throw Me Away by Swank.Doll reviews
Sitting behind a bar for the span of most of your life wasn't many Ghouls idea of fun. It was business, after all it was dog eat dog in the Capitol, that'd been the phrase since before the War. But with her down here, could something change? Rated M.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,419 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/6/2013 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Lone Wanderer, Ahzrukhal
Not So Bad by TheOnlyTrue reviews
Einstein knows that Jonathan isn't all bad. Years after Jonathan's break from Indiana prison, he and Einstein reside peacefully in New York. Only one day Einstein returns home to find his lover shot and crippled. The only person Einstein can think to turn to is the graduating surgeon who is following the family trade in medicine; Mortimer Brewster. Rated M for language. Thanks!
Arsenic and Old Lace - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,272 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/23/2013 - H. Einstein, Jonathan B., Mortimer B.
Paradise Falls: A Short Story by dogmeathasdied reviews
Colin Moriarty does a favor for an old friend and takes on a search and rescue mission to Paradise Falls. Meanwhile, within the infamous slaver compound, a ghoul does penance for caring too much...
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,512 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/22/2013 - C. Moriarty, Gob - Complete
In the Year of the Cat by Debrah Clachair reviews
Ugarte:"When I first came to Casablanca, I thought...but what right do I have to think?" How did a Hungarian Jew with a Spanish name, Austrian accent and a love for Italian words find himself dealing in documents in 1938 Morocco? Knowing the danger, why hadn't he said "Addio!" sooner? Inspired by Al Stewart's song and an abiding passion for Peter Lorre's characters. 15ch planned.
Casablanca - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,691 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 12/24/2012
So You Think You Can Dance by eight 0f hearts reviews
Captain orders his minions to perform a dance, but fulfilling his wish isn't easy. Now Pilot and Snippy have set off on an epic quest to find "trust" - but, as usual, nothing goes according to plan. - COLLAB -
Romantically Apocalyptic - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,456 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/5/2012 - Published: 4/12/2012 - C. Snippy/Sniper, C. Hatchenson/Pilot - Complete
but it's better if you do by Wagandea reviews
"Would you like to play a game, Doctor?" -Arsenic and Old Lace, Jonathan/Einstein
Arsenic and Old Lace - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/19/2011 - [H. Einstein, Jonathan B.] - Complete
Hired Help by vault of glass reviews
Charon joins Quinn on his normal trade route... and that annoying smoothskin is coming along. Fantastic. Charon/FLW - M for all the good stuff. Complete.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 110,115 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 2/14/2011 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Lone Wanderer, Charon - Complete
The Way It Is by Atiaran reviews
A Fallout 3 fic. When a Raider girl discovers Murphy's lab, a strange bond forms between them. Meanwhile, her leader plans to use Ultrajet to conquer the Wastes. Not romance. Female Vault Dweller, named Samantha.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 87,192 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Lone Wanderer, Charon - Complete
Kahlua by Farfalla reviews
Chekov thinks he's really smooth with the ladies when he's drunk, but we know better. Story is sort of pairing Uhura and Chekov... sort of.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Uhura, P. Chekov - Complete
She Knows by Radi0.Hazard reviews
She knows he's just a kid. A stupid kid. But she loves him all the same. Male Lone Wanderer/Original Character. Contains implied Ghoul Love. One shot.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,007 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Complete
Lady Luck by Kimmae reviews
Gob and Nova were trapped in the same hell hole for five years, and it took a particular set of events, and one particular stranger, to make them realize how much they needed one another.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 73,194 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/15/2009 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Complete
I Don't Dance by PersonAlive09 reviews
It was as simple as that... I don't Dance... or was it.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,358 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Complete
Gob's Journey by Atiaran reviews
A Fallout 3 fic. When Charon is critically wounded, the Lone Wanderer recruits Gob for a desperate journey to save his life. Female Vault Dweller, named Samantha.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 42,254 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Gob, Charon - Complete
Hard Cover by BucklesintheSun reviews
The Fallout universe makes little apology for what it does, so I'm not. Come as you are and enjoy. Rotating viewpoint told by chapters. Female Wanderer. Agatha/Wolfgang mention. Ghoul love. Cursing. Alcohol. Sex. Drugs. Adult situations.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,859 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 8/17/2009
Watching Without him by Heavenztrash reviews
Slightly insane Vaultie/Charon/mention of Gob. Violence, adult themes, angst, potentially bad grammar, ghoul love. Warned you are. Shout out to all the girls and boys who write Ghoul/Charon centric stuff. This is me trying to give back.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,137 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 5/11/2009
Tales From the Wasteland: Thistle by SickleYield reviews
It's not easy being a Ghoul. Thistle is making it one day at a time with a little help from new friends and old enemies. Rated T for violence and language. Based on Fallout 3 info from The Vault Wiki. Thank you to all my readers and reviewers!
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 58,199 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Complete
Wishful Thinking by Cyprith reviews
Gob loves her more than anything, but he’s afraid to hope. Gob/OC.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Complete
Hope by Atiaran reviews
A Fallout 3 fic. Deals with Gob's feelings for Nova, and how Nova responds to them. Inspired by the dialogue exchange where you ask Nova if she's ever "worked" with Gob.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,763 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Complete
End of Innocence by nycShadow32 reviews
Two years after Batman Returns, Corrine Beaumont is a thief until her actions put her in prison. In exchange for freedom, she goes on a mission to learn about The Penguin. It all goes wrong when he ends up falling in love with her. Please r&r!
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,267 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/18/2006 - Published: 10/13/2005 - Oswald C./Penguin
Larry's Lucky Break reviews
After the events of Fallout: Nuka Break, Twig, Scar, Bonnie, and Larry share shelter with a Wastelander who doesn't seem at all bothered by the ghoul's abrasive personality. OC/Lawrence "Larry" Snyder. Rated M for language and red-hot ghoul lovin'.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,679 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/26/2016 - Complete