I write. Well actually, I have lots of ideas, write random snippets, and come up with plotlines for my sister to write. It works.

I love stories, words, languages, and ideas. I've got the biggest imagination I know of. I'm just really bad at details.

My sister the ninja just so happens to be really good at details. So I get ideas and she makes them work. Minions are awesome. Don't tell her I said that.

Fandoms: Sherlock, Merlin (heartbroken sobbing), LotR, The Hobbit, and Doctor Who.

Sherlock opinions: Is Moriarty the best villain ever or what? I do not have a crush on him. Not my type. And I adore children, so anyone who hurts them is deserving of a long and painful death in my opinion, but that doesn't mean he's not brilliantly conceived and acted. And he cracks me up. I ship Mycroft and Anthea, and yes I know we'll never find out anything about them. Not a fan of Mrs. Hudson. Shoot me. LESTRADE IS AWESOME. He's my favorite. I always go for the father figures, canon or just in my head. He's Scotland Yard's best. Molly is wonderful, and if anyone gets Sherlock, it should be her. Otherwise, he doesn't need a love interest, leave him alone. Martin Freeman is the best actor I've ever seen. I ship John and Mary, and if anything happens to them or the baby, I will beat up a screen writer. I hate Irene, I hate Janine, I hate grabby chics in general. I think it's quite possible that Janine is Moriarty's sister, and that intrigues me. NO JOHNLOCK. Seriously, is it illegal to just have them be friends?

Merlin: I loved Morgana. I love Merlin and Arthur pretty much equally. Hug love, not kiss love. Gwen is meh, but I do not under any circumstances ship Merthur. Gwaine is awesome, of course, Elyan is boring, Lancelot seems too nice, almost fake...not a fan. Percy is awesome, as is Leon. Gaius is boring. Sorry. Mrs. Hudson parallel, I guess. Obviously I hate Uther...and Morgause...and I actually wasn't that into Freya. I still cried, of course, but it was Balinor that had me sobbing so hard I couldn't breathe. Kilgarrah is so-so. I prefer straightforward folk.

LotR: Just started, actually. Aragorn's my favorite, to no one's surprise who knows me. Major fan of mysterious, courageous, majestic, loyal protectors of children. Or young hobbits. All the same to me. He's also a great deal like my sister. So he's obviously awesome. Legolas is fine, didn't really grab my interest. Gimli is occasionally funny. Gandalf is fine. Think Gaius and Mrs. Hudson there. Boromir...I didn't love him, but I understood him. He was a human, not a hero, but he died to protect the little ones. In other words, I cried my eyes out. Merry and Pippin are hilarious. I love Sam, who doesn't? Arwen seemed a tad one-dimensional. I do like Galadrial. Don't really ship anyone with anyone.

The Hobbit: Again, Martin Freeman is awesome. An Unexpected Journey is my favorite movie ever. I'm in awe of Thorin, but really scared he's going to fall to the madness. Yes I read the book, but that was a long time ago. Fili and Kili are all set to break my heart. I love Kili best, he's a lot like me, but Fili is pretty awesome himself. I don't normally go for the people/animal comparisons, but if ever a human was a lion, Fili is. Oin and Gloin...boring. Dori gets on my nerves, Nori cracks me up when he gets any attention, Ori is fine but uninteresting. Bifur...he's got an ax in his forehead. That's pretty much that. Bofur is underated. I love him. Bombur is fat. Balin I like, Dwalin I love. Elrond is awesome, Thranduil I hate, Tauriel is awesome but I don't ship Kiliel. Bard is a major favorite. I seem to like tall skinny guys with dark hair...imagine that. In summary, BOFA is going to kill me, but they better follow the book. If they don't make me cry for a solid two hours and depress me for a week, I will be very angry.

Doctor Who: Only seen the modern series. I can only waste so much time during the school year. Nine was totally fantastic. Rose is okay. Her mother was the only mother a liked. Mickey got lucky. I do love Martha. Jack annoys me but also cracks me up. Ten IS me. That's how I am. Tennant was the best. He'll always be my Doctor. Martha is my sister, minus the crush part. I totally understand her actions, and tbh, she was amazing. She walked around the world to save the Doctor. I'm conflicted on the Master, and we'll leave it at that. Donna was my favorite companion. Wilf was also awesome. I miss Donna a ton, actually. They were best friends, and it was perfect. I'm sorry, but I didn't like Matt Smith. I don't like silly. I love funny, but I require dignity. Tennant had that. And then he died and left an erratic little kid in charge of the universe. Not a giant fan of Amy, but Rory's up there with Donna. A thousand years is their song. As is At the Beginning. And Making a Man out of Rory. Look it up on Youtube, you won't regret it. River is awesome. Strax is definitely my favorite homicidal potato. And I do like Clara. There. That's that.

Oh, the ninja thinks Nine is awesome, has loyalty issues with Ten that made her decide she hated Eleven no matter what, and seriously, she IS Martha. She'd do that. She's also a lot like John Watson. If you squished both our personality together, you could get John and Sherlock out of us. I'm the genius, obviously, and the people person. She's the soldier and the introvert. She's also insane. Want proof? She thinks Mycroft is cute. Let us have a moment of silence for her sanity.