Greetings. I am the Seven-point-Mystic. My seven points: Water. Fire. Plant. Ice. Air. Lightning. Earth.

Okay, now that the formalities are out of the way, my true self shall be revealed.

Name: Classified

Age: 150,002 (I don't look it).

Gender: How do you make one of those little "male" signs?

Height: 5'9" (approx.)

Weight: I have no idea. No, really, I don't.

Hair: Brown, and I want to grow it out a bit.

Eyes: Green-grayish

Muses (I watch/read/play a fairly random selection of shows/movies/books/games, as you'll see):

Hay Lin: She's 2 cute 2 B true, in my opinion.

Layla/Aisha: Her name means 'dark beauty' in Arabic. Do I need any more reason to keep her around?

Mint (Mint is a much cuter name than Minto, is it not?): She keeps me humble. I need that sometimes.

The Gemlords: Some of my top Pokemon. Sapphire and Quartz are very close to me.

Capt. Jack Sparrow: He keeps me sane. Believe me, I need it.

Canas: He's one of the only beings (human or not) who can keep up with me when I get deep.

Just about any Pegasus Knight: A. They tend to be pretty girls. B. They are teh powerful.

Eirika: She's teh hotchick, if you ask me.

Soren: See Canas's entry.

Mia (FE9 or whichever one PoR is): Basically, she's a cross between Hay Lin and Eirika. That's reason enough for me.

Astrid (a.k.a Stellar): Her Japanese name is 'Stellar'. That should be reason enough for me to keep her around.

A few Norns: They're cute. I like cute! You got a problem with that?

Sideways: The Transformer. I just like his style.

Just about anybody from J. K. Rowling or Tamora Pirce: I keep the books around. Sometimes the characters pop out to say 'hi'.

Talim: My newest muse, she's an uber-cute Filipino wind charmer. That makes seventeen and a half girlfriends now.

Harry Potter:

HarryXGinny (don't kill me)

RonXHermione

Onesided HermioneXHarry (come on, it makes sense)

W.I.T.C.H:

WilXMatt

Onesided(?) MartinXIrma

Onesided CalebXTaranee (e-mail me for an explanation)

CorneliaXCaleb

Hay LinXMe or OC(Cartelor)

Winx Club:

BloomXSkye

LaylaXMe or OC(Aranakah)

StellaXBrandon

MusaXRiven

FloraXHelia (But I saw her first!)

TecnaXTimmy

Mew Mew:

IchigoXMasaya (again, don't kill me)(NOT ZoeyXMark for Mew Mew Power. I hate the name Mark.)

MintXMe

LettuceXMe(if it doesn't work out with Mint)

LettuceX!!!Mewtwo!!!(you'll get an explanation for this bizarre pairing eventually)

PurinXWhat's-his-name (Tart or whatever- the shrimpy one)

PurinX!!!Mew!!!(ditto on the explanation)

ZakuroXKechiiro(I know I spelled that wrong)

Fire Emblem:

6:

RoyXLilina (That's all I know)

7:

EliwoodXNinian

HectorXLyn

HectorXFlorina(but I saw her first)

LynXKent

Lyn\Florina

SainXAny female or Lucius

GuyXPricilla

PentXLouise (duh)

ErkXSerra (great, now I'm gonna get Elfire-ed)

Raven/Lucius

JaffarXNino (which technically should be 'Nina')

HarkenXIsadora

Legault/Heath

8:

EirikaXEphraim

EirikaXSeth

EirikaXLyon

EirikaXInnes

EphraimXTana (I still saw her first)

EphraimXL'Arachel (did I spell that right?)

Ephraim/Lyon (why not? If Lyon doesn't hook up with Eirika, he should hook up with her brother.:P)

FranzXAmelia

EwanXAmelia

9:

IkeXElencia

Ike/Soren

MistXRolf (it's not pedophila if they're both peds)

ZiharkXLethe

ZiharkXIlyana

Lethe\Jill

AstridXMe

AstridXSothe(anything's better than AstridXGaytree...shudder)

LeanneXMe (save the species!)

Reyson/Naesaela

LeanneXNaesaela

Tamora Pirce(?):

Circle of Magic:

Sandrilene(?)XTony Jones (Magi-Nation- Don't ask how this came about)

NiamaraX(Name unknown- The Moykep(?) boy)

JoralityXOC- my otherworld avatar (Kepamatix)

Transformers:

Beast Machines:

Blackarachnia(?)XSilverbolt

RattrapXBotanica (You know it's there. They get stuck back at base together, and we've suddenly got lots of little rat/plant babies running around)

Nightscream/Savage Noble(or how-ever you put his name...)

Cybertron:

Hot ShotXOverride

Onesided Red Alert/Hot Shot (e-mail me for an explanation)

SidewaysXThunderblast (the boat girl- I figure Sideways deserves the hot chick)

KobeXLori (except I did, at first, think they were related... XD)

"To the well-prepared mind, death is but the next great adventure."- Dumbledore, Harry Potter

"Kill me again or take me as I am, for I shall not change."- attributed to the Marquis de Sade

"You don't have to be straight, you just have to shoot straight." - Barry Goldwater, on the army

"She's due to evolve any minute now."- Me, on Sakura facing a very tough moment, during Naruto

"That looks like a cross betweem Ichigo(TMM), Zakuro(TMM), and some extra hair."- Me, while on Quizilla

"Water, Fire, Earth, Air, and Heart... BY YOUR POWERS COMBINED, I AM CAPTAIN... no wait, I'm just a damn horse."- Me, from Game FAQs

"Give Kirlia(Poke) one reason to stay here, and she'll turn around and glomp your leg."- Me, for no reason what-so-ever

"Metagross needs a sign- do not attack, or I'll rape you with a Meteor Mash."- Me, while playing Pokemon (I was getting very frustrated at this point)

"Tell me his head's in there somewhere."- Me, while fiddling with G1 Starscream remake

“I’m asleep enough to try anything, and unconscious enough to pull it off.”- Me, while losing it one night

“And a Norn watching Direct TV!”- Me, at random(to the tune of The Twelve Days Of Christmas)

"Lop-eared baka."- Me, when I have no idea what someone says.

"The kind that's just people screaming to guitars fornicating."- My description of heavy metal music.

"Doors were closed thanks to Mew."- Me, again at random

"O_O ROBOT SLASH!" PsychoSwordLady, over AIM(don't ask what brought this about)

“What do they think they’re doing, posting girl porn on a mostly male site?” “Giving people erections?”- Sonic4Life2006, then me, over AIM

“Your mistake is thinking it was an ordinary Taillow. That Taillow was actually a mortal incarnation of Aruseus. It possesses skills and abilities far surpassing that of any other Pokemon.”- Buretsu(whoever the heck that is), GameFAQs.com

"Fuwardio could possibly use it. One of the most heated debates will be resolved by a Pokemon filled with hot air."- Ab22380(whoever the heck that is), GameFAQs.com

"Someone rush the english language to a hospital quick!"- Redsceptile321(whoever the heck that is), GameFAQs.com

"All the young kids would be like, 'mommy, why didn't Hermione use magic against the shark?".- Random person off an Emma Watson forum

"A toothpick which goes through larvae cocoon complete cycle would just freak the hell out of me."- Artillery(whoever the heck that is), GameFAQs.com

"If you use the God stone on Primeape, he evolves into Human."- Buretsu again, GameFAQs.com

"You have broken Occam's Razor! How will Occam shave now?"- The Watcher, FSTDT.com

"BEHOLD BRO RANDY!!!!!!! the Behemoth of bad breeding once more bellows bullshit and bigotry before his brainwahsed beings of baptism. Being baron of his Bastion of bigotry and backbitings brings Bro. Randy bigger big-headedness than beaurocratic bitches, big-headedness beyond the borders of Bush or Blair, beyond being so bitchy as to bring bereavement to boys begining to bring into question the being divine that Bro. Randy bows and beautifies beyond other better things, blue skies and baseball being better beleifs than blindly badgering a baseless being not worth bringing to bigger business or billet. But I babble, best to be breif you may call me /B/!!!! "- Matty the Red, FSTDT.com

"Never give a Pikachu viagra. Weird shit happens"- Armboy, DeviantART

"You remind me of me- on caffeinne."- Kepa(me), to Jory(when they first met)

"Okay. So I improvised."- Ed, Get Ed

"Your hearts are empty and that makes you weaker than we EVER WERE!"- Zatch Bell, Zatch Bell

"Whoa squared!"- Taranee, W.I.T.C.H

"Uh... pay no attention to the psychic invader behind the curtain?"- Taranee, W.I.T.C.H

"But since it doesn't work, it's just a thermos with the word 'Fenton' in front of it."- Danny's father whose name I forget, Danny Phantom

"Is there no honour left anywhere!"- Scourge, Transformers Cybertron

“Abracadabra, rock becomes a door!”(BASH) “And my head becomes a lump…” - Wing Saber, Transformers Cybertron

“It’s rodeo time!” “Did you just compare me to a cow?!?!” “Actually, a bull, but…” “A BOY cow?!?! I’m a BOY cow to you?!?!” “If the udder fits…”- Brimstone, then Thunderblast, then Undermine, then Thunderblast, then Undermine, Transformers Cybertron

"It's called a plant, birdbrain."- Nightscream, to Silverbolt, Beast Machines

"Until the threat of Megatron is quelled, love is a luxury I cannot afford." "Did he just say, 'quelled'?"- Silverbolt, then Nightscream, Beast Machines

"Why do you always talk to yourself?" "I simply have a penchant for... intelligent conversation."- Blackarachnia, then Megatron, Beast Wars

"Jumpin gyros, Optimus sure learns a new body fast!" "Well what do you expect? He changes 'em often enough."- Cheetor, then Rattrap, Beast Wars

"I play the Flute of Summonig Kuriboh! Which... summons a Kuriboh!"- Jaden, Yu-Gi-Oh GX (later, a quote from a friend: He seems to have gotten stupider over the summer.)

“I’m goin’ to take a shower. I’ll be back when I’m a better shade of orange.”- The Thing, Fantastic Four(the new one)

"There are no coincidences, only the illusion of coincidinces."- V, V for Vendetta

"I swear you'd hit on a tree if I dressed it in a skirt."- Shinon, Fire Emblem: Raidiant Dawn

I may also be found on Fictionpress.com under the Lunarian name LoBuTe (Low-bu-tei, not Lo-butt, you immature fool.)