I have a singularly impressive talent for messing up the plans of very powerful people - both good and evil. Somehow, I'm always just in the right place at exactly the wrong time. What can I say? It's a gift.

When a mysterious woman comes to the Auror office claiming to be the victim of a terrible crime, Theia and Harry want to do everything they can to help her. The problem is, she has no memory of what has happened. As they piece together the sinister events, their own troubles and traumas rise to the surface, causing them to question who they really are. Sequel to The Aurors.

... How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Cruciatus. Albus Dumbledore always worried about the parallels between Harry Potter and Tom Riddle. But let's be honest, Harry never really had the drive to be the next dark lord. Of course, things may have turned out quite differently if one of the other muggle-raised Gryffindors wound up in Slytherin instead.

In which pureblood tradition doesn't always favor the purebloods.

Carried to the far end of the Galaxy by the veil in the Department of Mysteries, Harry Potter becomes a veritable stranger in a strange land. But all the obstacles he has faced pale in comparison to the Cylon menace. Starts in the middle of Harry's fifth year and roughly eleven years before the fall of the Twelve Colonies.

Ginny persuades Harry to attend Dudley's wedding. Unfortunately, both of them forgot that Aunt Marge would also be attending. Winner of Mugglenet's Quicksilver Quill Awards 2016, Best General (One-shot).

When Harry left that world behind he swore he would never be manipulated by the magical community again. What happens when a manipulative headmaster turns up looking for Harry Potter? How will the members of SG1 react to learning D

Beginning of summer, Harry is getting over happenings in 5thyr when he is kidnapped and a door of opportunity opens... reviews welcome! COMPLETE! - 09/12 I'm aware of a few chapter loading issues - will be trying to fix when i can!

Year one, AU. Things didn't go quite as planned the first time around, so a higher power stepped in and changed things around. How will Harry turn out now, if he learns not to take everything at face value? He begins his first year... in Ravenclaw.

HPxSG1 When Harry finds the Chamber of Merlin within the halls of Hogwarts the future of Earth will never be the same. And neither will the characters.

HPDresdenFiles. Unknown to Potter there is a trail of blood to reach him in a world far from his own. And a wizard there,Dresden, who is trying to stop the green eyed demon with the lightning scar from entering his world,though he doesn't know that he is.

Harry is framed for the mass murder of Muggles after he deals Voldemort a stunning blow. He is sent to Azkaban where he and his cell mate, Bellatrix Black, begin to discover Harry's heritage and his potential power as they plot to escape.

UPDATED! Ch. 8 added. Harry has defeated Voldemort and is immediatley shunned by the world he knows. Four years later, something happens to thrust him back into danger. As most of our stories, this is an AU story that does not take into account HBP or DH

Slash. What if someone followed Hagrid the night he delivered Harry to the Dursleys? How would Harry's life have been different? AU that follows Harry as he grows up with the abusive Dursleys, and continues to his time at Hogwarts.

Harry has been feeling lethargic since his tenth birthday when suddenly he has more energy than he needs. AU story for all seven years. HarryMulti nothing serious. SmartPowerful!Harry.

7th year fic. Hogwarts is the safest place in the Wizarding World. What happens when its teachers are struck down and it's separated from the rest of the world, leaving the students to fend for themselves? No slash, pairings undecided. No HBP or DH.

Petunia & Harry become a team, and Harry finds the wizarding world much earlier than anyone suspects. He hides his Slytherin self under the guise of a naive Gryffindor. He also hides the wizard friendships he made years before Hogwarts. AU

As his sixth year begins, it is Harry's turn to keep secrets and lie to protect them. Severitus, with a twist. PreHBP. UPDATE: Full Chapter 12 FINALLY posted!

What if Vernon and Petunia were even more successfull in 'beating all that nonsense' out of Harry? A silly AU story of a nonpowerful, but cunning, Harry.

Set post OOTP AU NonHBP. Harry Potter and Susan Bones. Gritty realism, independent Harry and a believable Voldemort all in a desperate battle to control the fate of the wizarding world. Rating increased to Mature.

By the age of seven, Harry Potter hated his home, his relatives and his life. However, an ancient demonic artefact has granted him the powers of a Fallen and now he will let nothing stop him in his quest for power. AU: Slight Xover with Dresden Files

Harry Potter at the age of 5 runs away from Privet Drive, and in a fit of accidental magic ends up in a different dimension. Returning home, what's he gonna do? Manipulative Dumbledore, Slytherin Harry. Rated M to be safe. Crossover with FFVIII.

If you read just one fiction tonight make it this one. Go inside the mind of Harry Potter as he deals with betrayals, secrets and wild adventures. Not your usual fanfic.

Ok, this is yet another 'Harry has extraordinary powers' story. Hopefully a little different to the others. New characters included.

Pre-HBP: Harry is fed up and tries to off himself – only, because it's Harry, nothing ever goes right. Harry makes a deal with God and the Devil, with the balance of the world resting on his success. [On hold - work in progress]

COMPLETE. Firefly: :Harry Potter crossover Post Serenity. Two years have passed since the secret of the planet Miranda got broadcast across the whole 'verse in 2518. The crew of Serenity finally hires a new pilot, but he's a bit peculiar.

Harry and Hermione have formed a secret society in order to destroy the Dark Lord's forces. Will they succeed? Will they be able to keep it secret? Please Read and Review!

UPDATED! CHAPTER 39Harry snaps, and becomes a darkness that rivals Voldemort himself...

The Summer before sixth year, Harry finds himself abandoned by those that call themselves the light. Sent to Azkaban for a crime he did not commit, he is forced to explore his growing powers and make new alliances. Let the Battle Begin.

Harry is hit with a curse and flung back to the Middle Ages. He loses his prejudice against the Dark Arts and meets some rather interesting people along his quest for knowledge and the way home. Post!OotP, Pre!HBP

Arriving back at Privet Drive for the summer after fifth year, Harry gets some shocking news. No more Dursleys? Independant!Harry and Dumbledore bashing. AU because HBP. No spoilers.

REVISED. PostOOTP Harry's summer takes an unexpected turn when the guardian of the 7th gate of Hell shows up and offers to train him as a demon hunter. BadAss!Harry. Older!Future!Mentor!Inuyasha. Rated for language i.e. Inu's mouth

The war is over. Voldemort won. The light's last hope is a desperate ploy, concocted by an insane genius, that probably won't work anyway. Now Harry must find a way to win a war he's already lost once before.

This is a sequel to my Far From Over fic. It tells the story of Ravyn, Selene and Michael's daughter. As the first born hybrid, she has the unique ability of being able to readand controlpeople's minds. Please review! Chapter 11 finally UP!

Durring his summer before his 6th year, Harry decides he no longer cares about the wizarding worlds needs and decides to face Voldemort on his own terms. he meets someone who then begins to unlock his inner feelings in way he never knew possible, Slash!.

Abandoned!being rewritten by 666blackpanther with permission, go read it, its better than this is.

It's 20 years since Jake, Cassie, Marco, Ax, Rachel, and Tobias have won the war and the Yeerks are back again. Now five new teenage kids must continue the legacy of the previous Animorphs. Can they do it? PG-13 for language. COMPLETE

FINISHED! Dumbledore has disappeared! What to do! The Hogwarts staff bring the most Slytherinish Gryffindor into the picture. Add four crazy ghosts, stir and serve!

Artemis, Foaly and Hermione are kidnapped into the 19th century, and a rescue team including Holly Short, Harry Potter, Aragorn, Van Helsing, Ardeth Bay, Captain Jack Sparrow and many others have to go after them...

A Dark Future for Harry. Imprisoned in Azkaban and dead to most of the world, what will he become? Harry Potter no longer exists. Featuring Vengeful & Semi-Evil!Harry [WiP]

Harry's surprises begin evn before his sixth year starts. A mysterious heir of Slytherin appears, sombody with almost as twisted a story as Harry, and the enigmatic warnings... COMPLETE! :)

A broken Harry Potter mysteriously vanishing from the face of the Earth without so much as a trace left behind. A year later, a dark man suddenly appears at Hogwarts with a secret, he is not who he plays himself out to be.

Harry changes due to Sirius' death, Is it good or bad?

The Daily Prophet has introduced a new opinion column to replace Rita Skeeter's. Minister Fudge claims it's just a publicity stunt, but many have already written to You-Know-Who for all kinds of advice.