Antonio, failed writer and journalist, thinks things are finally going his way when he lands an interview with actor Lovino Vargas. But it's only the start of a long line of problems... the biggest of which may be Vargas himself. (Spamano, Human AU)

A touch of color and he springs to life. /Spamano

The year is 2250 and the race has begun to find the cure for the world - time travel. My name is Antonio Fernandez Carriedo and I'm part of a space mission for this purpose. Exciting, right? But space is no joking matter, and I'll tell you how I learned that the hard way. Along with my companion, an Italian scientist called Lovino Vargas...

Fate is once kind, twice cruel. And Captain Antonio Fernandez Carriedo does not have a heart, nor does he fall in love with his prisoners. But Lovino Vargas might just be the fuel to his flame - certainly there's more to him than meets the eye. (Rated T for swearing, violence and slight adult themes)

Lovino Vargas is a bitter thirteen-year-old with only four months to live. But along comes a cheerful Spanish boy named Antonio, bringing with him the one thing Lovino doesn't yet have - love.

I am Spain. I am fighter before lover, country before man.

A good-natured conspiracy, involving one Italian, one Spaniard, and one conveniently locked hotel room. What could happen, anyway? It can't be all that bad.

[Spinoff of The Gift of the Magi] It's Christmas, and a certain Italian and Spaniard must find each other the perfect presents. Rated T for the Italian's beautiful language! Spamano, oneshot.