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I'm pretty much only here for the HP and The Office (JAM) fics.

What I Like (Pretty Much In Order):
Harry and...
Hermione, Tonks, Narcissa, Bellatrix, Lily, Luna, Fleur, Hannah Abbott, Fem!Blaise, Lavender, Parvati, Padma, Gabrielle, Susan Bones, Random Beauxbatons Girls (Only if it's a H/Fleur Multi though)
Oh and OFC (Especially dark/independent girls, Kitty from Behind Blue Eyes for instance)

What I Hate:
Ron - I'm not going to get into a big rant about this but pretty much every female in Hogwarts is too good for somebody who will probably become an abusive drunk I'm hoping he'll be the Trio's Wormtail and betray them, and that'll be the catalyst for Harry defeating Voldemort.
Harry/Ginny
- I don't hate Ginny, just the way Harry went from not talking to her at all to being in love with her in a week. If it's H/Hr/G or H/Multi I don't mind as much since Pre-HBP she's about as developed as Hannah Abbot, Padma Patil, etc
Hermione The Slut I just don't see Hermione getting gangbanged by Slytherin house.
Nice!Draco - Draco isn't a nice person. I don't care that the actor playing him is good looking, in the book he isn't described that way. He's also a racist piece of trash. If Hermione/Harry were black and Draco called her a ngger would people still be writing H/D and D/Hr fics? If he ended up with Harry, wouldn't Hermione stop talking to him since Draco's been such a racist POS to her for 6 years, and vice versa? If it's D/G how could Harry, Hermione, and Ron stay in contact with such a blatant neo-Nazi(Replace Mudblood with Ngger in the books and then tell me how "nice" he is). Even if Hermione finds out she's a pureblood or Draco decides to not be such a jerk, are they going to forget 6 years of racism towards them?
Pregnancy- I don't care if you're a witch, if you're pregnant when you're 14 you're an idiot
Rape - I worry about the people who get turned on by 13 year old girls getting raped by Death Eaters and still put "fluff" in their summaries. Rape isn't cool and most of the time it's glossed over in 2 paragraphs and the victim forgets all about it and acts normally. This is the quickest way for me to stop reading a fic.

Characters I Hate

Ron/Draco - Discussed above.
Dumbledore
- Dumbledore is either the gimmicky manipulative DD from fanon or he's just an idiot who has no idea about people or their emotions. He's the reason Sirius was in Azkaban, and ended up being killed. If he had followed the wishes of Harry's parents (they named HIM Godfather, not Dumbledore or Vernon) Sirius never would've gone after Peter, thus not getting framed, thus not spending his life in Azkaban. Instead of hating Harry for being a wizard, Harry would be far better trained than he is now, and would probably have been taught Occlumency before 5th year, preventing Harry's visions.
Remus - He was supposedly one of L/J's best friends, yet he abandons Harry when L/J probably wanted him to take care of Harry in the event of Sirius being unavailable.Hagrid - Good guy, but too blinded by his loyalty to Dumbledore to do what was right (Giving Harry to Sirius).
HBP!Ginny/HBP!Hermione - I liked Ginny better whenshe was at first the cute little girl with the crush on a celebrity, then later on when she matured and was able to get past the obsession and realized it was unhealthy. Then we get HBP and oh surprise, she's still in love with him and also Hermione is stupid and emotionally unstable and a jerk.

As for Hermione, I hate how she went from Harry's most loyal friend (unlike what took place in the GoF movie, she was with HARRY most of the time, helping him with the first task) to a conniving, jealous, emotionally unstable idiot who is wrong about everything and everyone. Such a sad fate for the strongest female character in the series, who showed that (unlike McGonnagall) you don't have to be cold and repressed to be a smart and powerful female character.

What I Want FF To Add:
- New characters to HP character list (OFC, OMC, Lavender Brown (With HBP she's much bigger than a lot of the characters on the list), Daphne Greengrass, Seperate Fem!Blaise from Male!Blaise)
- Gender selection for characters, so I can browse the fics without having to dig through 500 pages of Harry/Snape fics or any other slash..
- Last Update for Story Favorites, Last Story for Author Favorites
- Default favorites to story favorites instead of that annoying help screen, same with reviews, etc
- Real forums instead of whatever crap we have now, get vbulletin damnit!
- Ability to go to your profile without having to hit "Log In" because it doesn't change when you actually log in.

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Lord of Caer Azkaban by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A letter causes Harry to learn some surprising things about his lineage, a different twist on the usual Harry in Azkaban story line.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 119,393 - Reviews: 5475 - Favs: 11,615 - Follows: 5,694 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 10/24/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Earl of the North by Lord Silvere reviews
Harry is framed for the mass murder of Muggles after he deals Voldemort a stunning blow. He is sent to Azkaban where he and his cell mate, Bellatrix Black, begin to discover Harry's heritage and his potential power as they plot to escape.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,938 - Reviews: 4600 - Favs: 9,247 - Follows: 4,617 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 1/6/2005 - Harry P., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Unknown Memories by Fission25 reviews
Harry begins his quest to change the future of death and destruction he's foreseen. Not yet realizing what the consequences of his actions will be, he becomes the catalyst for a new revolution. 4th year AU, Harry/Katie Bell
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 82,349 - Reviews: 713 - Favs: 1,104 - Follows: 1,359 - Updated: 3/12/2009 - Published: 8/5/2005 - Harry P., Katie B.
Behind Blue Eyes by Paffy reviews
It's the summer after the Department of Mysteries and Harry Potter's about to do something drastic, something nobody expects, and he may not be alone. Following the lives of Harry and the Order as they battle against each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 36 - Words: 438,964 - Reviews: 1932 - Favs: 2,815 - Follows: 1,417 - Updated: 11/29/2008 - Published: 10/15/2004 - Harry P., OC, N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Bearers of the Light by fieryfalcon reviews
Harry must overcome Sirius' death in order to continue the fight against the Dark Lord. In the process he must resist becoming that which he seeks to defeat. Takes place directly following Book 5 in place of HBP. [HHr] Eventual Independent Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 102,791 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 7/7/2008 - Published: 10/8/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Blood's Sacrifice by ShadeDancer reviews
Sequel to Heir of Blood. Third year with old friends, new friends, new dangers, and befallen tragedy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 51,162 - Reviews: 1033 - Favs: 1,751 - Follows: 1,041 - Updated: 6/23/2008 - Published: 8/29/2005 - Harry P., Blaise Z. - Complete
Identity by highbrass reviews
Secrets are discovered. Alliances are forged. Battle lines are drawn. Some friendships strengthen while others break. The war has started. A friend and a Godfather have already been taken away from him. No longer will he stand for the manipulations!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 167,748 - Reviews: 1414 - Favs: 3,257 - Follows: 2,755 - Updated: 3/5/2008 - Published: 7/13/2005 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Torn by dark angel121 reviews
Torn. To tear apart. To divide or disrupt. This is a tale of war, of lovers wanting nothing more than time with each other, and of the courage that lies dormant in even the weakest of men. What is on the surface does not often mirror what is underneath.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 119,025 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/6/2004 - Hermione G., Harry P.
Her Darknest Knight by DarienSummers reviews
In the search for a means to defeat the Ori, one man’s belief is the key to salvation. As Adria attempts to break Daniel Jackson, he will be forced to choose whether to save or condemn the galaxy as we know it, as well as the Ancients he has looked up to
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 856 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/28/2007 - D. Jackson
Changeover: From Clana To Clois by PriscillaPal reviews
In Part 2 of this saga, Clark and Lois are married and are trying to adjust to having Lucy, Lexie and Lance in their home. Chloe is interested in a Neptune California resident, Jimmy Olsen is around and Lex is still trying to break up Clark and Lois.
Smallville - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 93,466 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/9/2006 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Clark K./Superman, Lois L.
Internet at Hogwarts by purplecrazy2291 reviews
What happens when a witch and a wizard meet on the internet, but don’t know it’s their friend? HpHg
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 19,716 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 10/19/2006 - Published: 1/3/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Back from the dead by rsman reviews
Harry potter 5th year summer. Some one comes back from the dead.Training. Time travel.Independent Harry. Harry multi. Could be Harem.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,225 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 10/12/2006 - Published: 10/2/2006 - Harry P., Lily Evans P.
Eraser by Gavrilo-Princip reviews
You can only take so much before you give up completely.
Office - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,753 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Complete
Beside You In Time by Gavrilo-Princip reviews
Two people start out as need and end up in love. Oneshot. You might not like it, so you are forewarned.
Office - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,560 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2006 - Complete
This Life With Me by shannanagin reviews
An everyday love story.
Office - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 69,748 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 7/18/2006 - Published: 3/20/2006 - Complete
Secret of the Male Veela by Mrriddler reviews
DISCONTINUED AU GoF. Harry Potter is revealed to be the first Male Veela in a millennia. Is he up to the challenge of being the 'one? NO SLASH, powerful, political, intelligent Harry. HMulti with Fleur, Lavender, others
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 98,332 - Reviews: 1273 - Favs: 1,605 - Follows: 1,244 - Updated: 7/8/2006 - Published: 12/28/2005 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Unlocking Doors by Simallyher reviews
Neither House or Cameron were ready to accept the changes one night together could create. After saying goodbye can Cameron find her way back to House? Or will House finally let some doors to his heart begin to unlock?M 4 poss. sexual reference. Complete
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,521 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/4/2006 - Published: 1/16/2006 - G. House, A. Cameron - Complete
Aftermath by khughes830 reviews
Post Casino Night what happens to Pam and Jim now?
Office - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,696 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/7/2006 - Published: 5/22/2006 - Complete
Shattered Heart by Lythian-Malfoy reviews
When there is little left to keep you there, why stay? deals with suicide HHr RHr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/2/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter And The Summer Of Change by lorddwar reviews
COMPLETE Edit in process. PostOOTP, Very Little of HBP. Harry returns to Privet Drive and Tonks helps him become the man and hero he must be to survive. HONKS. Action, Violence, Language and Sexual Situations
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 332,503 - Reviews: 2742 - Favs: 9,536 - Follows: 4,099 - Updated: 5/13/2006 - Published: 9/5/2005 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Lets do the Time Warp Again by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A potions accident throws Harry back in time into his younger self's body, he decides to go nuts and do everything he's ever wanted to do . . . and get revenge on everyone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,402 - Reviews: 2190 - Favs: 5,675 - Follows: 2,100 - Updated: 5/3/2006 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Trebek is Old by DanceBurn reviews
Michael forces the employees to participate in a Jeopardy game based upon the branch. Later, Pam conducts one of her own with Jim.
Office - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,304 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Complete
what if? by Kratos177 reviews
My version of books 4 to the end of hogwarts if Harry took Hermione to the yule ball. starts at the yule ball.Hhr
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,949 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/24/2006 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Pact by LunaMystik reviews
Jim and Kelly play games. Someone will get hurt, and it won’t be Ryan. No spoilers, but everything up to and including “Take Your Daughter to Work Day” has happened.
Office - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,537 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/17/2006
Return Of The Elemental by Flyin Eagle reviews
A story with everything. Harry dissapears. New Powers. Death. Love. Quidditch. And of course, War. Come and have a look. HHr. Completed... For Now. Could be a sequel if i ever get round to it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 193,024 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 1,050 - Follows: 516 - Updated: 3/4/2006 - Published: 2/5/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Black Kisses by Mehetabelo reviews
Harry wakes nightly from a recurring dream, a dream that has him on edge and unable to think properly. Who is this woman who is bringing out feelings of great pleasure? Will his perception of the woman he hates most change? Harry-VariousCharacters [WiP]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 79,333 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 2/25/2006 - Published: 12/5/2004 - Harry P., Bellatrix L.
Changin' Times by DisguisedInsanity reviews
Ron and Harry are best friends, but what can pull them apart? Girls. This new exciting life force they have encountered will bring them Pain, Heartache, Tragidy, Love, and Pleasure.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,962 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/22/2006 - Published: 2/17/2006 - Harry P., Ron W.
Vacation Days by dutchrub reviews
When Jim readies to take a vacation, rumors fly about with whom he is going. Meanwhile, Michael institutes a new bathroom policy that puts him at the top of a power pyramid. [Complete]
Office - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,900 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/5/2006 - Complete
Fire and Ice by fireflashphoenix reviews
After her parents become Death Eaters Blaise Zabini (femaleBlaise) runs away from home to avoid that fate, running to her headmaster for help, she is sent to the one place that is better protected against Voldemort and Death Eaters than Hogwarts! actionad
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 69,681 - Reviews: 605 - Favs: 626 - Follows: 514 - Updated: 1/22/2006 - Published: 1/21/2005 - Harry P., Blaise Z.
Seeing Red by celestial princess reviews
Ron is violently jealous when Hermione gets a summer internship.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/10/2006 - Ron W., Hermione G.
The Potter Factor by Amora reviews
Damn Voldemort. Damn the prophesy. Damn Dumbledore. The age of consent has changed Harry into something he never thought possible...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,860 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 1/10/2006 - Published: 6/1/2004 - Harry P., Bellatrix L.
Private Lessons by Walter the Wizard reviews
Harry had assumed that private lessons with Dumbledore would involve some kind of training. And he was right...in a way.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,382 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 38 - Published: 12/23/2005 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Taking Everything by ellie-00 reviews
Something's happened to Hermione, and Harry's struggling to know what's wrong. One-shot. HHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,850 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/17/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Narcotic Effects by Mehetabelo reviews
After the final battle Harry can find solace in nothing and believes himself to be a failure because of the loss of his friends. A certain manipulative, platinum haired woman decides to yank him out of the downward spiral that is his life. HarryNarcissa.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,337 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 1,382 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 11/25/2004 - Published: 11/8/2004 - Harry P., Narcissa M. - Complete
Flying Without A Broom by Ruskbyte reviews
Tonks is posing as a Hogwarts student when someone slips something into Harry's drink. With Death Eaters on the prowl and the Boy Who Lived not only missing, but stoned out of his mind and horny to boot, what's a girl to do?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,878 - Reviews: 1513 - Favs: 2,236 - Follows: 1,675 - Updated: 11/20/2004 - Published: 11/17/2003 - Harry P., N. Tonks