Hi guys! Most of you have probably wandered here because you've read one of my stories, so I think a brief introduction would be most appropriate. I am a girl who loves anime and, of course, yaoi. I am for the most part only interested in NaruSasuNaru, but on occasion other pairings manage to catch my attention. I was actually quite the Naruto enthusiast until the monumentally terrible and disappointing ending.

I find it supremely difficult to manage my time with any kind of normalcy since I am the queen of procrastination, so if I haven't updated a story in a long time and you think I have given up on it, chances are I haven't and am just on one of those massive writer's blocks.

Also, I'm usuratonteme on tumblr :)

Story Progress:

Fantasy:

Status: Just updated! Enjoy chapter 3 ;)

Fall For You:

Status: Currently on hiatus

A New Life, A New Love:

Status: I had to discontinue this one due to the loss of my previous interest in the fandom and am thoroughly dissatisfied with how I wrote it (this was one of my first fics and my writing has drastically improved since then)

Forever and Always:

Status: Currently on hiatus because I had typed up most of the second chapter (some 15,000 words) before the file was lost and I lost my motivation since it had taken so long to write. Also being betaed by Silver Ecstasy.

UPDATE: Due to a recent surge of inspiration, I will soon be posting a new story! Yes, it will be NaruSasu, and yes, it will be relatively short. The chapters (I'm planning on around 5-7) will be ridiculously long though (at least according to my standards/what I usualy do) so do not fear. It will be angst/hurt & comfort/romance, so yes. Ah, and let's not forget the plentiful smut! ;)

Also, I am thinking about doing a cute NaruSasu one-shot in Sakura's POV, so we'll see how that goes!

R.I.P. UCHIHA ITACHI: He was a man who loved peace and who had the strength to follow the path he had chosen even when it became unbearable. Copy and Paste this to your profile and add your name to this list if you would lay a flower on his grave: sunshinelexi, Runo 44, Ralf 55, Bulla49, Minami-to-yuri no hana, Tiger Priestess, SakuraUchiha4Eternity, PsyMama17, Bulma3678, Blasé Moon

*Honey, I wouldn't just lay a single flower on his grave, I'd plant an entire garden on it. -Blasé Moon

Come backs Pick up line comebacks, add to it

Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing. Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.