Hey guys, girls, and LLAMACORNS (you know who you are...)

I'm FracturelsoulMarauders, Fracturedsoul because that's my Warriors OC and Marauders because they are my favorite group from any book- Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, James Potter, Peter Pettigrew

Some stuffing about me:

Name: Starts with an A

Age: Younger than you might think...

Grade: Between Pre-K and College

Gender: Girl

Family: Parents and 1 brother

Other: Ravenclaw, daughter of Athena, Erudite, District 3

PERCY JACKSON PLEDGE:

I promise to remember Percy

Whenever I’m at sea

I promise to remember Annabeth

Whenever a spider comes at me

I promise to protect nature

For Grover’s sake, of course

I promise to remember Luke

When my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Chiron

Whenever I see a sign that says “Free Pony Ride”

I promise to remember Tyson

Whenever a friend says they’ll stick by my side

I promise to remember Thalia

Whenever a friend is scared of heights

I promise to remember Clarisse

Whenever I see someone that makes me want to fight

I promise to remember Bianca

Whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother

I promise to remember Nico

Whenever I see someone who doesn’t get along with others

I promise to remember Zoe

Whenever I watch the stars

I promise to remember Rachel

Whenever a limo passes my car

I promise to remember the Stoll brothers

When my home is beginning to unsettle

I promise to remember Beckendorf

Whenever I see someone working with metal

I promise to remember Silena

Whenever a friend takes one for the team

I promise to remember Will Solace

Whenever I see a smile that gleams

I promise to remember Briares

Whenever I see someone play hand games

I promise to remember those lost in the Battle of the Labyrinth

Whenever I see a cloth in flames

I promise to remember those who fought against Kronos

When I see someone go against the odds

I promise to remember the battle against Gaea

When I see a natural disaster

I promise to remember Leo

When someone smiles so big it hurts

I promise to remember Jason

When families just don’t work

I promise to remember Piper

When a father doesn’t see

I promise to remember Hazel

When a mother glares at me

I promise to remember Frank

When an animal wanders by

I promise to remember Coach Hedge

When someone screams out “DIE”

I promise to remember Festus

When a friend of mine is happy

I promise to remember Calypso

Whenever a man gets all sappy

I promise to remember Hazel

Whenever I see something gold

I promise to remember Frank

Whenever I see a boy with a lady who is old

I promise to remember Octavian

Whenever I see a teddy bear

I promise to remember Reyna

Whenever I see someone who is always fair

I promise to remember Jason

Whenever I see someone on a missing list

I promise to remember Leo

Whenever I'm aboard a ship

I promise to remember Piper

Whenever I see a dove

I promise to remember Percabeth

Whenever I'm in love

Yes I promise to remember PJO
Wherever I may go

Harry Potter IN THIS HOUSE PLEDGE:

We solemnly swear

We are up to no good

Because we are members of Dumbledore’s Army

As brave as Gryffindor

As intelligent as Ravenclaw

As loyal as Hufflepuff

As cunning as Slytherin and

Together we have something worth fighting for

We have become the masters

Of all the Deathly Hallows

We know the answers can be found on page 394

We remember that happiness can be found

Even in the darkest times because

In this house we ALWAYS do

Harry Potter

You are a...

CHILD OF ZEUS

You like being in charge
You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt.
You were voted Class President.
You do what's best for everyone.
You think you have what it takes to run for President.
You think every problem has a solution.
You love showing off.
You like plane rides
You are hydrophobic
You shock things when you touch metal

4/10

CHILD OF POSEIDON

You feel at home in the water.
Your favourite vacation place is at the beach.
You enjoy snorkeling, scuba diving, surfing, etc.
You want to do something about the marine species being abused today.
You visit the local pool on a regular basis.
You swim professionally.
You never get seasick.
You hate seafood.
You'd rather ride a boat than a plane.
You are very loyal

3/10

CHILD OF HADES

You're not that much of a people person.
You like staying in the dark and writing.
You experience bad moods on a regular basis.
You like listening to loud, angry music.
You spend most of your time alone.
You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying.
You like to keep to yourself.
All your closets are padlocked (or you wish they could be)
You feel most active at night.

5/10

CHILD OF DEMETER

You own a garden.
You like the great outdoors.
You have a green thumb.
You're an environmentalist.
You have a special connection with animals.
You're a vegetarian.
You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world.
You always check a product if it's environmentally-friendly.
You love going to flower shops.
You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with.

2/10

CHILD OF ARES

You often start fights.
You're a very aggressive type of person.
You like watching wrestling.
You're competitive.
You like reading about war.
You don't take crap from anybody.
You need anger management.
You never back away from a fight.
Everyone does what you say.
You don't always think before you do something.

7/10

CHILD OF ATHENA

You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge.
You're probably the only person who visit the library on a regular basis.
Half of your Christmas presents last year were books.
You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it.
You're the valedictorian in your class.
You've never gotten a grade below 80 in your report card.
You get political jokes without asking people to explain them.
You think it would be better if you were the President.
You have a huge shelf of books at home.
You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful.

7/10

CHILD OF APOLLO

You're very creative and artistic.
You like listening to all kinds of music in general.
You always feel sunny and optimistic.
You are talented at drawing
You like writing poetry.
You can play at least 3 musical instruments. Piano, flute, recorder
You like going to art museums.
You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests.
You have straight A's in Art on your report card.
Your school notebook has more doodles than notes.

7/10

HUNTER OF ARTEMIS

You dislike boys in general.
A deer is one of your favorite animals
You can shoot targets
You like silver.
You like the moon better than the sun.
Zoe Nightshade is awesome
You love wild animals
You spend most of your time outdoors.
You love to move around the place
Hunting is not cruel, if it's to hunt down monsters

4/10

CHILD OF HEPHAESTUS

You have a way with tools.
You build awesome things during your free time.
You're the best at Woodshop in your class.
Metalworking is your forte.
You have your own toolbox.
You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots.
You're a techie.
You often have carpentry projects.
You dream of being a carpenter.
You aren't afraid of fire.

2/10

CHILD OF APHRODITE

Every guy/girl swoons for you.
You like putting on makeup.
You naturally smell good.
You never experience a bad hair day.
Your favorite activity is clothes-shopping.
You're always at the front of every trend.
You're the popular girl/guy at your school.
You're often invited to parties.
Your motto is 'It's never a party without me."
You look at yourself in the mirror on a regular basis.

0/10 No way

CHILD OF HERMES

You like pickpocketing your friends.
You're a prankster.
You're a speed demon.
You consider yourself restless.
You're the best speaker in the class.
You like thinking on your feet and using your wits.
You're inventive and resourceful.
You often start arguments.
You've never lost a debate.
You like making witty and sarcastic statements.

6/10

CHILD OF DIONYSUS

You're the life of the party.
You like wine.
You've probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there.
You can finish a martini in less than a minute..
You have a happy, cheerful disposition.
You're a foodie.
You like going to social events and mingling with people.
You like trying out new food.
You feel that you're abundant in life.
You think that too much of anything is bad.

1/10

Okay.. so it's either Ares, Athena, or Apollo hmmmmm...

7 Ways to scare your roommates

7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon..."

6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.

5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.

4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.

3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you’re hungry.

2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"

1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer."

DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION:
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE :
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY

ELECTION - RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, and I laugh even harder

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 muscles to smile, but only 4 to reach out and slap someone

Don't knock on deaths door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that - This sounds like a Leo Valdez move.

Vegetarian: Indian word for 'lousy hunter'.

Boys are like trees – they take fifty years to grow up

Normality will be restored as soon as we figure out what it is.

Be yourself. That's crazy enough.

Silence is golden but duct tape is silver. I guess I can settle for second place.

They say guns don't kill people. People kill people. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled, "BANG!" i don't think you'd kill many people - Another Leo Valdez moment. :)

Flying is not inherently dangerous- crashing is.

The trouble with real life is that there is no background music

I have not lost my mind; its backed up on a disk somewhere

Beware the letter 'G'. It is the end of everything.

Forecast for tonight: darkness

If you try to fail and succeed, which one did you do?

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

How come when you mix water with sugar, you get glue and then when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go?

If everything seems to be going well, you obviously overlooked something

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall through a sewer hole and die.

There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

I'm not random I just think faster than you.

I'm the kind of person who walks into a chair and apologizes

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it

Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.

Don't ever argue with an idiot. They'll bring you down to their level and beat you through experience.

If you had a life you would stop talking about mine.

We're not retreating! We're advancing in a different direction!

Heaven doesn't want me there and Hell knows I'll take over.

Don't make me angry, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies

Wanna know how to keep an idiot busy? Take him into a round room and tell him to sit in a corner.

People are like slinkies. Basically useless and yet its so amusing to watch them fall down stairs

There is no great genius without a mixture of madness

When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.

Lately the only thing keeping me from becoming a serial killer is my dislike for manual labor.

Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them as much

If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with nonsense

When life gives you lemons make grape juice, lay back, and let the world wonder how you did it.

Eat healthy. Work right. Die anyway.

I have a dream and in it, something eats you.

Its always funny until someone gets hurt. Then its hysterical

My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems

If aliens are looking for intelligent life, why the hell are you scared?!

I know KUNG-FU and 42 other dangerous words

Me and the gummy bears have a plot to rule the world but shhh its a secret!

Looking for a perfect girl? Go buy yourself a barbie doll.

By the time you finished reading this you'll realize you just wasted 5 seconds of your life.

I burst laughing out in class today...I got that joke you told yesterday

I'd like to leave you with one thought...but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!

Wherever there is life there is love

I'm NOT SHORT!! ... I'm fun sized!

Patience is what parents have when there are witnesses!

When you call us * we just look at each other and crack up, because we knew that WAAAAAAAAAAY BEFORE YOU DID!

Exactly how much fun can I have before I go to hell?

If I had half a mind..I would still be smarter than you!!

Flying is simple, you just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drank my water!

All people have the right to stupidity but some people abuse the privilege.

Where there's a will...I want to be in it.

A clean house is a sign of a broken computer

I only know how to do things three ways: the right way, the wrong way, and my way... which is the wrong way only faster.

To catch me you got to be fast, to find me you got to be smart, but to be me? Damn you must be kidding...

Life isn't about the number of breaths we take, but the moments that take our breath away. Like choking.

Due to recent cutbacks and until further notice, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.

Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked "brightness," but it doesn't work.

Come to the dark side. We have cookies.

In order to lose your mind, you have to have one in the first place.

Slinky Escalator = Endless Fun!

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it “IN”

5. Put Decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to Expresso.

6. Finish all your sentences with “In accordance with the prophecy.”

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8. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

9. Ask people what gender they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.

10. Specify that your drive-through order is “To Go.”

11. Sing along at the Opera.

12. Go to a poetry recital and ask why all the poems don’t rhyme.

13. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.

14. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can’t attend their party because you’re not in the mood.

15. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream “I WON! I WON!”

16. When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling,"Run for your lives, they’re loose!!"

17. Tell your children over dinner, “Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.”

18. Go in front of your classroom and shout "I like pie!"

19. Greet all your friends with a tackle.

And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...

20. Copy and send this list to friends

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