To all who review my stories: flames are permitted, however YOU MUST HAVE A REASON. Don't just write in saying my stories reek to high heaven. Tell me WHY. Thank you. Now, without further adieu: ME! Gender: Male Age: Wouldn't you like to know Height: unsure Weight: Why should I tell you Occupation: Evil genius to-be I write because I can. And because it's fun. Chosen of Osiris P.S. If you just send me flames without telling me why my story is so bad, I will do the same to you