It would have been a lie to call what they had any less than dysfunctional. Pairing:Tony/Steve. Warnings for Steve!Whump, slash, AU, disturbing subject matter, etc.

Harry comes home from school and Petunia is upset at the change in her nephew. Petunia decides to do what she should have been doing all along. Dumbledore had better stay away. Petunia Dursley is upset. Warnings on profile.

AU The Dursleys taught Harry to fear and hate magic and all things magical including himself. Now how long will it take the wizarding world see the damage done? And can they ever hope to fix it? Disturbing. WIP

drabbles about John&Sherlock

When Itachi was born and put up for adoption, he grew up happily with his uncles Madara and Izuna. His brother, Sasuke, was raised in the cruel world of the Japanese foster care system, filled with abuse and despair. When Madara and Izuna are alerted to the fact that they have another nephew, they are quick to give him a stable home. But is it already too late?

Iruka has been assigned a new mission involving the lips of several of the villages most elite jounin. Poor, shy 'Ruka! Kakairu

AU: At 5, an abused Harry is taken in by a powerful family. Taking the name Gabriel, he grows up into someone very different. How will Hogwarts and Voldemort react? Soldier!Harry, Neutral!Harry, implied child abuse.

A series of ficlets which explores what life might have been had Sandaime come to an obvious solution for the Uchiha problem.

SEQUEL:BMFS After 4th yr, Harry's adopted and becomes Shadow Snape. He returns to a Hogwarts run by McGonagall, with a slightly altered face and new scars. Neville and Draco help him face the monsters in his mind and the new evils stalking the world.SLASH

What if there was a darker truth hidden in Harry's story? Summer before third year, Harry begins to question his memory blanks. What happens when he finds himself before Snape for help? includes mentor Severus, MPD, child abuse, protective Remus

Madara Uchiha is the king of Japan's largest criminal organization; living with an ongoing vendetta against the police department that has his castle crumbling beneath his feet. But there is one person, that he will not let himself lose. MadaSasu YAOI!

AU : "I know. Please feel at ease, I am your weapon, Zabuza-san." Certain events cause an unexpected outcome, and a young hero fades away, taking up the clay mask of the subordinate of the Demon of the Mist: Haku [Hiatus-ish]

Here in no particular order: Little truths and tiny facts John and Sherlock have learned about one another over the years. All chapters stand alone. Humor/Slash

They lock Steve in a freezer for 34 hours. It takes much longer for him to thaw.

Lestrade and co. get to know John a bit better. Gen, set shortly after ASIP. NOW WITH MOUSTACHE!MYCROFT IMAGE POSTED ON TUMBLR!

This is a series of oneshots that involve Harry believing that everyone in the 'magical' world is insane. Starts with Dumbledore, Snape, and McGonagall getting Harry, instead of Hagrid, and goes in random order from there. Involves much sarcasm from Harry. Feel free to adopt.

After killing Voldemort during seventh year, Harry vanished without a trace. But now, 8 years later, a deadly secret forces him to return and it seems that only Snape will be able to save him. SSHP, no slash

Clint has to go on a talk show where they try and get him to give advice to kids, which annoys him. Do they not understand what he does for a living? Later he realizes maybe he might have something to say to some kids. Very minor Clint and Natasha friendship, but really this is all Clint.

Sherlock and John are hunting a kidnapper who has been taking newlywed couples across the Greater London Area and Sherlock has the perfect way to flush him out. Warning: Pre-Slash/Slash of S/J. Now Series 2 Compliant. WIP Slow Updates

... and one time they didn't have to. Based on Red Tigress' prompt: An Avenger overhears a SHIELD agent say something bad about another team member and loses it. Part one: Clint and Steve

Tony doesn't answer every single question put to him, but Steve usually asks anyway. (Vaguely a companion piece to Meaningless Conversations.)

Tony snorts. "You're the yardstick, you know that? First superhero ever. if I had a dollar for every time I've been judged by your standard..." he pauses. "Actually I think I might. I have a lot of dollars." - the story of why Howard sucks and Steve is an idiot. No slash.

Donovan calls Sherlock a freak one too many times,and John explodes on her. Genre as humor because there isn't a bad-ass-John-Watson section (there seriously should be) Major Donovan-bashing and harsh language

The serum saved Steve Rogers' life but it was not without its faults. It was never meant for long-term use as Tony quickly discovered. Warnings are inside.

Five one-shots of life trying to take down Steve Rogers and his new-found friends helping him. Warnings are inside.

Set before the events in 'Thor', the Lady Sif comes to grips with her feelings for both the Princes of the House of Odin...and her inability to choose between them. Thor/Loki/Sif smut. You've been warned.

Sequel to Papabear. "You... You can't do this. You're a superhero. You're a good guy! You can't hurt me!" "Now," he purred, and it was vacant, utterly emotionless even for the suits usual robotic tone. "Who told you that?"

Steve gets stuck in the ice. He's awake the whole time.

Set just after Season 1/Episode 7, at the beginning of the Stark/Lannister war. Jaime and Cersei, separated by war, recall their childhood. Warning: contains badly written twincest smut.

He wasn't a man who was impressed easily. Then he met Sherlock Holmes. DI Dimmock, Post-Reichenbach.

The super-soldier serum really should have come with a Surgeon General's warning, Tony decided bitterly. Movie-verse. One-shot. No slash. Rating for brief language.

Lestrade finds a way to help Sherlock sleep. Very slight S/L.

Lestrade helps John get a drugged Sherlock back home after their first encounter with Irene Adler. Friendship fic, post-ASiB.

When you draw something it lives. Steve takes up his pencil and sketch pad and draws his team. Ficlet fill for a prompt on avengersgen over on LJ

It only happens in his darkest moments. Sherlock, Post-Reichenbach.

During the war, Steve stops being a chorus girl and becomes a soldier. Set during the movie. Warning for graphic violence consistent with war.

Charles and Erik have been married for 25 years, thrown together by a mandatory post-apocalyptic pairing system attempting to increase and strengthen the population. They have seven children. They have never spoken of love, but change is on the horizon.

AKA: Five Time Steve Was There When Someone Was Scared/Worried/Anxious and One Time They Were All There For Him :D Pure, unabashed fluff inside! Rated for language :

John Watson didn't have an easy start in life. He was determined that this wouldn't stop him from reaching his goal. So he became James Moriarty. Years later, he stumbled upon Sherlock Holmes. And the game began. AU.

"No comment." Yeah, well, Tony Stark is tired of the no comments. Here's a comment for you...

What if help never came for Debra Morgan at the end of season one? What if Brian had a chance to salvage his relationship with Dexter? Old bonds are broken as new ones form.

Steve isn't suicidal. All he does is look at the gun. That's all. He just looks.

Howard Stark had never thought of himself as a family man. Faced with the daunting task of being a father, he turned to a ghost to help him raise his son-but his son didn't understand why. Pre-Avengers. Movie-verse. One-shot. No slash.

Steve is dying, and he has a choice to make. No slash.

The Avengers get sick, so Steve takes care of his team. Or, my endeavor into this "Tony angst" idea, sprinkled with Steve-exhaustion.

How each Avenger decided to follow Steve Rogers and how Steve Rogers realized he was part of a new team.

Steve helps the Avengers. The Avengers help Steve.

Oneshot. The one time John went back to the flat. "It was like Sherlock would step through the door at any moment." Spoilers for Season 2. No pairings.

It hits Tony like a freight train. He has a family.

Steve's heavy, but Clint carries him anyway.

5 people who try to help Steve and one person who is helpless. The serum is supposed to protect Steve from getting sick, but something's wrong because not only is he sick, but he's getting worse by the day.

He kisses her like it's the end of the world. And then he dies, and it is, and Peggy starts counting the years in terms of A.S. After Steve. And then she gets to 5 A.S and realizes she hasn't aged a day, and it occurs to her that kiss might have been more important than she thought. Captain America and the Avengers movies fic, Peggy/Steve and a happy ending.

No one ever said being in a relationship was easy. And if normal relationships were challenging, one with Tony Stark was bound to be filled with life-threatening hurdles.

He didn't think a nightmare could be this bad.

...aka 5 Times Tony Kissed Steve Behind the Faceplate and the One Time He Didn't. Summary: Tony was just glad JARVIS resided inside his helmet and wasn't programmed into a PA system that broadcasted to the whole world. Served Tony right for being too much of a genius to actually program an AI with an attitude that could rival his own. Pairing: Steve/Tony. *Complete*

Thor and Steve are definitely not hiding in a Denny's restaurant. Because Thor doesn't hide and Steve doesn't run away from his problems.

Agent Phil Coulson is in charge of putting together the birthday party of his favorite hero.

Five times Steve worried about each of the Avengers and one time they worried about him.

Bruce is a nudist, it helps him manage the Hulk, and it isn't an issue until he moves into Stark Tower. One-shot of him coming out to the team.

Steve can't understand why everyone is gaping at him; he only handed Thor his hammer. Bit of a crackfic. Fill for a prompt over on LJ.

No one noticed how badly Steve was injured until it was almost too late. Whump, angst and Loki two-shot

With the DADA professor for 1996-97 being unknown, Dumbledore assigns all returning students a summer essay, “What I have learned in DADA while at Hogwarts”. You wouldn't believe the approach Harry took, as some people are finding out, much to their shock

Coulson is assigned to help Steve learn modern day technology. He handles this with typical Coulson aplomb, only occasionally resorting to banging his head against a wall.

Steve discovers something about his teammate he was not sure he ever wanted to know. Now that he does, he's got to deal with it.

An assignment to guard a group of scientists on a train and during an experiment goes wrong and brings back painful memories for Steve. "You been here all day?" Tony asked. Steve nodded. "You should come home." He watched as Steve sat back down on the ground and wrapped his arms around his knees, gazing at the headstone and nodding. References to canonical character death.

Movie-verse. Months after Loki's defeat, Captain America is injured in battle, and Iron Man comes to a new realization about the leader of the Avengers. Friendship story. No slash. Rating for brief violent language.

Movie-verse. Based off of the brief conversation between Captain America and Agent Coulson. Coulson holds vigil over his childhood hero. One-shot.

Steve is injured. Tony helps clean him up. They have a heart-to-heart in an empty lab. No slash, just bromance :D Oh, and lots of h/c!

"On Asgard, men and women are not limited to lie with just one another..." Thor spoke, his face beginning to move in closer to Steve's, strong arms on either side of the Captain's body.

Bruce realizes that Steve really hasn't left Stark Tower since the team assembled, other than for missions. He takes it upon himself to try and get Steve out of the house, but when Tony convinces Steve to go to a baseball game, things fall apart, including Steve's furniture.

This is based off the second post movie bit. One of my favorite parts of the whole movie. Sorry, I suck at summaries. R&R!

Tony craves human contact, and he thinks the only way to get it is by sleeping around or drunk attempts at cuddling. It takes a little while, but eventually Steve understands what's going on in his teammate's head, and he's determined to help.

"I like to watch you dance", had said Moriarty. And now he has Sherlock dancing in the palm of his hand... with John as an audience. Strip dancing and power play scene. Johnlock. Rated M for adult contents. Please read Warnings inside. First opus in the Dance series, prequel to 'Let Me Dance for You' and 'Dance is Chemistry'.

The America that he knew and served and loved is not this America. This America is different. Steve didn't sign up for this America.

"What meal couldn't be made better with a pair of assassins, a scientist prone to explosive temper tantrums, a demigod shoveling shawarma, and a super soldier that was...sleeping? Surely not." Tony/Steve pre-slash fluff I regret nothing!

Mycroft has always protected his younger brother, but there are some things he just can't control. Sherlock's relationship with John Watson is one of them. Set during the first two seasons of Sherlock, with all the spoilers that would entail.

In which a car explodes, Captain America does not throw his shield, Hawkeye borrows the keys, and Tony's day has never been so stupid.

"An increase in light gives an increase in darkness." Sam Francis. In a sliver of downtime in the battle against Loki, Tony tries not to brood on his meeting with Captain America and Howard Stark. It only sort of works.

Tony said there was always a way out, and it gets Steve thinking. When Tony happens upon him one morning in an unexpected place, it might be time to clear some things up. one-shot can be seen as pre-slash Steve/Tony

MOVIEVERSE. Tony has a question about the super soldier. Rated M for adult themes- THIS IS NOT SLASH, so relax! Post-Avengers movie. Please R&R.

Even when exhausted and half-asleep, Tony cannot help but give in to Steve's gentle touches./Steve/Tony, established relationship, fluffy sex because they deserve it. 'Nuff said.

Apparently, it's against the law to chin the Chief Superintendent. After the Fall, suspicion falls on those closest to the disgraced Detective…

Five things about 2012 that make Steve Rogers unhappy, and one thing that doesn't. Post-Captain America/pre-and-post-Avengers, with a cameo from Tony. Rated M for bad language and adult themes. Author's note at the end. R&R please

Set pre-series. Unable to pass on the opportunity to finally meet Sherlock in person, Jim disguised himself as a drug dealer, knowing full well that Sherlock would do anything to get his next fix. Jim/Sherlock, dub-con. Previously "Methods of Payment".

Jim Moriarty likes to play with his toys before he breaks them. Sherlock/Moriarty and some Johnlock. SLASH. Rated M for Moriarty: general insanity, manipulation, violence. Post-Hound, pre-Reichenbach.

When John heads overseas for a week, Sherlock's forced to fend for himself. It goes about as well as anyone could have anticipated. Which is to say, very, very poorly. Don't worry, things'll be fine in just seven days.

Five year old Ava Watson's life is changed forever when her Daddy's old friend comes calling. S/J slash

Experiments rarely go as planned.

The five times John was nearly too late for Sherlock, and the one time he wasn't.

John's face crumples in on itself and the hurt that's been rattling around between his bones suddenly erupts into a painful bloom, and he falls. Sherlock Holmes, even in death, remains the only man capable of bringing John Watson to his knees.

ONE SHOT. ADD!Sherlock. He doesn't tell anyone when he figures it out, because he knows the way people think.

Moira fired seven bullets on the beach that day but the sixth changed everything. However, they forget that just because they are hiding they cannot be found and that fear makes rational men do desperate things.

Kakashi always carries a piece of home.

What if Moira's bullet had hit Charles in the chest instead of the spine?

Because soulmates never die.

Sherlock and John may be dead, but they're far from gone.

"From the very moment that coin touched Shaw's forehead, Charles felt it, and it only got worse..." What if Charles hadn't stood up after Erik hit him? What if Erik could realize what was important to him before it was too late? SLASH Cherik non-canon

Emma knows that diamond is harder than anything. So when Erik receives the news that Charles has been paralyzed, she sticks around, and proves it. One Shot. Erik/Charles, Erik/Emma. Rated T for angst, lang, violence. Co-author lj user speak me fair.

John would shield Sherlock from anything if he had to. Even if that meant protecting him from the truth. Implied S/J. Dark.

It's too close; he's crumbling, and he can't stop the slide into this disaster.

Steve pours everything he's feeling into every moment with Tony. It's overwhelming, but Tony can't make him stop. Not when Steve's already lost one love and one lifetime, and there's no guarantee something like that won't happen again. Steve/Tony

Telepathy. It allows you to read minds, but there's also other side of the coin - it's not always fun or easy. Sometimes, it crosses borders of minds - crosses the edge of sanity.

"My friend, every time you've seen me within the past week, you've loudly projected a terribly boring steel wall, so I can only conclude that either you find me dreadfully boring, or you've taken a sudden, avid interest in 20th century architecture."

One year after Cuba, Charles is content to endure his 28th birthday alone. Or so he thinks. Erik/Charles oneshot. Rated M for angst and sex.

And the worst part, the absolutely irrevocably undeniably worst part, its working. Sequel to A Medical Concern.

The observations of a brilliant, amnesiac murder witness force John to rethink his assumptions about Sherlock, himself, and the definition of love. Meanwhile, a murderer is still on the loose . . .

Erik and Charles are past the point of too late, but Erik keeps coming back anyway. - First Class oneshot, Erik/Charles.

Sequal to Softly We Tremble. Character development by way of gratuitous sex.

When the new Xmen attempt to pass the time with a game of truth or dare, Erik is intrigued, and Charles is...worried. XMen: First Class. Charles/Erik. Rated M for language, man love, and angst.

Cuban beach AU. Charles discovers that death does, in fact, solve everything. Fix it fic.

'My friend.' Oh, how Erik hated those words. Every time Charles spoke them, a small piece of Erik broke. But how could he say what he wished to say? After all, he would rather be a friend to Charles than nothing at all. .:. angsty Cherik. drabble.

Based on the conversation between Erik and Emma in the end of X-Men: First Class; Emma wasn't exactly what Erik wanted for a lover, but she was what he admitted. One-shot. Implied Erik/Charles, Erik/Emma

Alex Summers knows more than you'd ever think. -First Class oneshot, Charles/Erik, Charles/Alex friendship.

When solar wind hits the magentosphere, it messes up Erik something awful. Hurt/Comfort character study with Erik/Charles overtones. Oneshot.

Not too long after the Cuban missile crisis, Erik is captured. Charles rescues him.

After the mansion was destroyed, Erik fully expected Charles to wake up a broken man. Instead he woke up barely a man at all. "They were right to fear us." Contains dark and very powerful Charles. *UPDATED WITH AUTHOR'S NOTE AT BOTTOM

A twisted take on this prompt: "Erik was right after all. The government begins openly persecuting and exterminating the mutants. After Charles loses everything he ever loved, he realises that Erik was right all along and joins him."

X-Men first class fic. After informing Angel of her allies, Charles and Erik spend a little extra time at the gentleman's club.

Getting out of bed in the morning was always a challenge. Kakairu

John blamed milk, demons, and a certain portal to hell for ruining his Saturday. But mostly, he blamed Sherlock. Oh yes. Always Sherlock. Companion fic to How To Accidentally Summon a Demon.

Sasuke shouldn't have been surprised when Naruto came home with stars in his eyes, sappy grin on his face, and a plea on his lips. "Iruka says it's a way to give back!" SasuNaru

John knows he has an unusual relationship with his flatmate. He knows their friendship is complicated. And yes, he knows everyone assumes he's in a relationship with Sherlock Holmes. But he's not. Obviously. It's not like that. John would know. Right?

Harry Potter has been missing since he was eight. Now, seven years later, Severus Snape has a one night stand that just doesn’t seem to end. How long will they be able to keep their secrets? HPSS

Sherlock is possessed by a demon. A damned, wicked soul that uses the kitchen table for blood rituals and experiments. John doesn't even notice the difference.

Harry decides that the world's chances are looking pretty bleak after the loss of Dumbledore. With the help of his friends, he sends himself back in time and transfers all his knowledge of the future to his one year old self. AU

99% of the time, Sherlock can't be bothered to proofread his texts. / / "Luckily I've learned how to translate your bizarre AutoCorrect mishaps, Sherlock. Anyone else might've been alarmed if you asked them to look at the 'new fetus' in the kitchen."

Uchiha Sasuke met the other half of his soul on a battlefield that neither of them were going to walk away from. Or so they thought. Love, it seems, can survive centuries, impossibilities- even death. Happy NaruSasu Day! For Jelp.

There are reasons why two people can't be together. Separated by oceans, by wars, by family feuds. Try being the Angel of Death. Romeo and Juliet were lucky. SasuNaru

Simple as that. Waffy drabble for michelerene.

Sherlock is bored and John decides that they should play Cluedo. In retrospect, it was a truly awful decision.

Sherlock does not react well to the idea that John might be dead.

Harry Potter is 16 years old. He already defeated Voldemort, with the help of his Godfather Sirius Black. Now he is in for the biggest challenge of his life: attending Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.

Skin as pale as sandstone and smooth as marble slid against Lee's callous roughened fingertips. It was like warm, living silk unmarred by the ravages of battle and housing a power far greater than Lee could hope to comprehend. GaaLeeGaa

When Naruto and Sasuke are zombies strange things can occur... Crack. Zombies. DISTURBING IMAGERY.

It turns out that Sasuke is most promiscuous when he is asleep. ItaSasu, Uchihacest, lemon, oneshot

Gaara of the Sand needs a friend and the Dursley's have just given baby Harry away. It's a NarutoHarry Potter Crossover with a GaaraHarry pairing! Slash!

The night Lily and James are killed, Dumbledore asks for Severus's promise to give up his own destiny in order to protect Harry's life. Severus agrees, but when he meets his husband from the future, he's forced to break his word. HPSS Slash.

ON HOLD/Being rewritten

For much of his life Itachi may have been a selfish bastard- but when it came to his brother, he knew the meaning of sacrifice. KisaIta giftfic for Mako75 and Master Of The Rebels.

He doesn't know what he expects to find as he tops the hill and stares down at the destruction below, but it sure as hell isn't Sasuke covered in blood, some of it leaking from his eye. SasuNaru SPOILER WARNING.

“They told me I could no longer save you. That you were beyond that now. They told me that I was the only one that could kill you. That it had to be me, like it was my duty, my God-given right to end you.” NarutoXSasuke, YAOI, Dubious Consent.

“Oh Naruto!” Sasuke sighed. “They cuffed me and dragged me here! It was so horrible! I'm traumatized, hold me!” Naruto growled. “I’d believe you more if you HAND WASN’T ON MY ASS UCHIHA!” SasuNaru. XD Mature content.

DM/HP-Scoundrel, libertine, whore: words often used to describe Draco Malfoy, but what happens when the man who seeks only to conquer new lovers, gets bored and chooses a more difficult target? Will Harry give into Malfoy or will Draco be left wanting?

When rumors of Sasuke dressing in drag reach Konoha's higher-ups, Team Seven is required to report to the village's "shinobi evaluator" to determine if Sasuke is too crazy to remain in service. Pity the evaluator. Set in Asuka Kureru's Saki-chan universe

‘Yes Naruto,’ Sasuke patiently repeated for the ninth time to the spastically twitching, jabbering blond. ‘Believe it or not the Ferrari is yours…. Now stop orgasming, clean up your drool and drive.’

Ed has changed. -oneshot-

Naruto and Sasuke meet in a clearing. As usual they exchange harsh words and punches- but their constant fighting masks a deeper aggression... SasuNaru yes SasuNaru . Lemon PWP?

Naruto-the rich and popular-gets drunk and pays Sasuke-the infamous local prostitute- 3000 dollars for one night of fun. Naruto wants to forget about it, but the certain Uchiha won't let him forget. Rated M for later chapters. Please R&R! NaruSasu.

It was supposed to be a routine sparring session. But when Naruto gets distracted while attempting to use his new technique, the results are disastrous. Once again, it's up to Sasuke to fix the idiot's mistake. NaruSasuNaru - Spoilers through chapter #438

Immortal Harry, after watching friends and family die over thousands of years, only wants to join his loved ones in death. Believing he's found a way, he sends himself back into the body of his infant self, vowing to change his fate. Dark Lord Harry.

An unexpected encounter leaves Naruto with three Sasukes to deal with. Saki-chan Universe, NaruSasu, cross-dressing

Son and brother, genius and killer. This is Itachi's story, from cradle to manhood, a descent into darkness with a mind so terribly clear it redefines the borders of madness. Power at any price, strength at any cost...

AU. M. Naruto used to be in love with Sakura and drove Kiba crazy, but now that he has found another obsession it's getting worse and Naruto doesn't even know the name of his new found love. NaruSasu.

There is only one power in the universe capable of bringing even the most powerful ninja to their knees. Watch, as Naruto defeats Sasuke using the horrifying might that is *filler*! Naruto/Sasuke, silly fic.

Nine years after Harry Potter disappears from the Wizarding World, Hermione thinks she found a clue to his location. She travels halfway around the world, but is unprepared for what she finds. Story has been abandoned for a long time, but officially as of 9/22/2016. Rated M for language

AU Hogwarts is the most famous ballet school of Europe, and Hermione is proud to be part of its graduating class. But this year, the young prodigy Harry Potter, son of two ballet stars is coming to Hogwarts... This is a year everyone will remember.

What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.

Since that day, when the Uchiha Manor crumbled to the ground and left only the two of them, Itachi took over Sasuke's world. But when the real truth about the arson is revealed, what would Itachi do to make sure Sasuke remains by his side? .:ItaSasu AU:.

Sasuke finally meets his greatest enemy: the singles bar. Faced with fangirls, fanboys, and bad pick-up lines, only Naruto can save him from this unstoppable terror. Naruto/Sasuke or Sasuke/Naruto, whichever.

Naruto regales the Konohamaru Corps with the tale of his most dangerous mission ever. Sasuke is not amused. Naruto/Sasuke.

The mysterious organization called Akatsuki is made up of about ten shinobi. Who would have thought that maintaining an evil criminal organization of *exactly* ten members would be so difficult? Pure crack!fic.

Eclipse, Chp 22 'Fire and Ice', Edwards POV.

Iruka has a run in on a mission and starts down a very dangerous yet alluring path. They both should know better but neither can stay away. Bad summary, give it a try. Two-shot. Yaoi ItaIru KakaIru Rim, NC, bond, violence, slight OOC, oral. RATED M!

20Truths AU Kyuubi never ramapages through Konoha and Sasuke becomes Hokage

LVHP When Harry was a child no one warned him about the things that lurked within forests When Harry escapes from one, it follows him home. Harry’s trapped in the land of the Erlking and Voldemort is the first to lay eyes on Faun, the King's new beloved

Itachi Uchiha has always had a sadistic streak when it came to his little brother. Now the perfect opportunity has presented itself and he just can’t let it go by. He does love him after all. SasuNaru

Spoilers for recent manga chapters. Naruto doesn't know it yet, but this will be one of the most important days of his life. And it will bring more than a few surprises...

Kakairu 'And when we fall through their window in the dead of the night, bleeding all over their stuff, we need someone who will yell at us for being an idiot, but will still treat our wounds and keep us from dying in the middle of their living room.'

In which Sasuke has issues and no one else is surprised. Except maybe Naruto. (NaruSasu)

Eleven year old Harry Potter is waiting to leave for Hogwarts. While he is waiting for the Dursleys to wake, he finds a letter addressed to him... from himself. It has a simple message: Get to know Ginny Weasley. Post OOTP. AU. HarryGinny.

Albus Dumbledore's gift to Harry Potter was that of a childhood, no matter how troubled. He should have, perhaps, thought things through before placing the child with a family that hated him.

YAOI. NaruSasu. AU. Three unexpected meetings between our heroes showing how a total stranger can walk into your life in a rather unnerving way.

Naruto muses on his best friend and rival's feelings towards Team Seven. [Friendship fic twixt Naruto and Sasuke. Some SasuketoSakura elements.] [Kind of turned into a drabble, which I hate myself for. So please don't add to the hate.]

Whole people, sane people, do not become ninja. The ones who try don’t stay whole and sane for very long – if they survive at all. On the village of Konoha, and what must be done to children to make them into shinobi.

Harry becomes ill and doesn't understand why. Snape knows the answer. SSHP Originally written by CottonTail. Updated on Tuesdays. WARNING: MPREG

How is it that Sasuke got those eyes? Cold, unfeeling, numb. What was the special training that Orochimaru put him through? Angsty, yaoi Orosasu OneShot

Kakashi didn't know what he'd done to deserve this. He could handle fox demons, curse seals, and homicidal older brothers. No one ever told him he'd have to deal with puberty. Team 7 is growing up. Onesided SakuSasu and NaruSaku. SasuNaru and KakaIru.

Why did Suigetsu accept to follow Sasuke? And just what kind of relationship can exist between a Tupperware and a piranha? YAOI SuigetsuSasuke

AU: Life had Harry been able to control accidental magic. Warning: Dursleys will be terrorized.

I need you. More than you know. Touch me, Kiss me, watch me, love me. Narusasu. Lemon. Rated M for a reason.

An essay. A werewolf's essay on the subject matter of werewolves.

And those words would always disturb him. Kakasasu.

Sasuke first had to convince Naruto they were in love, then that they were in a relationship, and finally, that they should have lots of sex. SasuNaru

They don’t call him Master, for even though he wore his likeness, he was not him. A Kakashi centric oneshot.

Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. In Munich, 1922, a young priest hears confession from a young man with a great many sins weighing on his soul. Not so much an Ed Gets Religion Fic as a Moment of Weakness Fic. Briefly mentions yaoi.

Once bitten, twice shy. But Kakashi doesn't shy away from anything. He has other ways to deal with his insecurities. KakaIru yaoi. Very short weird little fic.

NaruSasu. Sequel to “Dreams and Nightmares” can be read alone though. A look into Naruto and Sasuke’s relationship and life together.

Their love might be poison… but being apart from each other, not loving each other, is more deadly. They might not have a happy ending, but they have each other. And that... is enough. [SasuNaru YAOI canon!SasuNaru]

Uzumaki compares his son to the sons of the Sand, the Hyuugas and the Uchihas. Humor and Yaoi! :D [Oneshot]

everyone fears nightmares…how come Sasuke and Naruto enjoy them? NaruSasu and a slight ItaSasu

Itachi wrote letters never meant to be given to Sasuke. Plunge into Itachi's mind. This story is dedicated to my reviewers.

Sparring with Sakura was a completely different experience when they were twelve than it is now. Oneshot.

The summer after Sirius' death: the abuse at the Dursley's leaves him broken. Snape is asked to try and help, and discovers that the key to saving Harry may be Draco, who has returned after his own difficult summer. HD Slash

Even if the rest of the Leaf doesn't understand, Naruto and Sakura know that Sasuke isn't gone...he's just beneath. [Rated for dark sex]

COMPLETE. In the heat of the battle, he swore a blood oath to defeat Voldemort in every form. But when you factor in his understanding and abilities to travel to alternate dimensions, it presented the sort of problem only a Harry Potter could have.

In which Naruto sucks at hiding and Sasuke just wants to beat him senseless. Oh, and people want to kill them. NaruSasu

Fan fanfic based on Asuka Kureru's Lace and Strawberries Narutoverse. Saki sensei has her first genin team, and the poor kids have no idea what the teacher watching over them is hiding... NaruSasu with a twist

Everyone should have a goal. Kakashi’s is to eventually work up the nerve to tell Iruka he loves him.

Though it may take a village to raise a child, that doesn't mean they're doing it right... a look at the childhoods of Team Gai and the Rookie 9.

Whatever Zabuza asked of him, Haku would always provide. Mild ZabuzaHaku, hair washing, nudity.

On both Sakumo and Kakashi as they live as genius ninjas in Fire country introspective comparative piece. Rated for blood and injury. One shot.

What if there were more to Remus Lupin's bite than a badly timed stroll in the woods? Secrets emerge when a feral comes to town...

A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...

After the final battle Harry can find solace in nothing and believes himself to be a failure because of the loss of his friends. A certain manipulative, platinum haired woman decides to yank him out of the downward spiral that is his life. HarryNarcissa.

I don't like it when people call Niisan short.

One is the Boy Who Lived, the other the Greatest Wizard in the World. They are watched by all, friend and enemy. And in the wake of Harry's disastrous fifth year, everybody has an opinion.

Ever read Chicken Soup for the Soul? Well, this isn't really like it. But it has the same format filled with all sorts of short stories. You're BOUND to find something for the whole family! COMPLETED!

It's a bad night for Sasuke. Naruto and Sakura give the only comfort they have...(shounen ai, het, threesome)

What if Harry Potter was really REALLY flamboyantly gay? Complete