NOTE: NEW CHAPTERS ARE HARDER TO COME BY ATM CUZ LIFE IS A LITTLE CRAZY-- SO PLZ BE PATIENT.-tnx girlies!

AllS aBOUt ME¡

Name: Lindsay Sasha

Goes by: Lindsay, Linz, Lohan, Linzel

E-MAIL/MSN: linz_b02@hotmail.com

FACEBOOK: well it's under Lindsay B...

DOB: August 2, 1990

Age: almost 19

Where I Live: Middle-of-Absolutely-Nowhere, Manitoba, CANADA

Height: 5'5" (..and a half!)

Hair Color: Brown

Eye Color: Hazel

Pets: Tinkerbelle (cat)

Siblings: none

Grades K-8: Alf C.S.

High School Attended: A.C.S. (different than the above)

College/University: Assiniboine Community College

Zodiac Sign: Leo

Current Job: IRHA admin. assistant and records management

Favorite...

Words/Sayings: f off...jk!..you're a horrrrrible person.."jesus fuck!!"

Food: Pizza, spaghetti, perogies

Drink: Slushies!

Alcohol: Long Island Iced Tea, blue lagoon

Number: 02

Car: Dodge Challenger

Music Types: Hip-hop/Rock/Country/Techno...I'll pretty much listen to anything

Music Artists: C4C, Chris Brown, Three Days Grace, AC/DC, Hedley, Green Day, Buckcherry, Dierks Bentley, Paul Brandt, Sum-41, Finger 11...

Movies: Wedding crashers, Amityville horror, Anchorman, Without a paddle, The notebook, The devil wears prada, Pirates of the carribean 1 & 2, Jackass(es), 28 days later, Texas chainsaw massacre, THE RINGER, Walking tall, Wrong turn, Stay alive, Inside man, Zorro, Joy Ride, I love you man, Yes man, Fast and Furious 1-4, Twilight...

Candy: SweetTarts n suckers, dinosours

Colors: Candy apple red

Subject: anything fun

Season: Summer for hot weather, swimming and the beach. Winter for hockey, skating, and snowball fights.

Place to be at: the Beach!

Store: Stitches/AE/West49/Old Navy/Bluenotes/Abercrombie and Fitch, Wet Seal

Mall: West Edmonton

Thing to do: ROAD TRIP! PARTY! and MOVIE NIGHT! spend time with my boyfriend : D

Fave People in the WWE &/OR TNA

EDDIE GUERRERO!

VIVA LA RAZZA!

CHRIS BENOIT!

May you rest in peace...

(plz note I don't just like the wrestlers cuz they're 'hot' or w/e, that's just a bonus)

John Cena: He's hot, sexy, muscular, has dimples that are so cute they make you melt, and he's a good wrestler! (he damn well deserves the wwe championship back!)...And with a finishing move called the FU, it don't get much cooler! What else can I say?...He's pretty much my favorite...n if my penname doesnt get the point across-CHAIN GANG SOLDIER FA LIFE!

Randy Orton: He's hot, he's sexy, muscular, n has awesome tats.(tatoos you loser! lol jk), awesome wrestler n realllllllly cocky but somehow thats a bit of a turn-on haha.

AJ Styles: One word: SEXY. Gotta love him on TNA-bestest person on that show.

Batista: He's "the animal"!

Jeff Hardy: Honestly-no words to describe. But he's frickin cool. Nuff said.

Fave "Retired" Wrestlers

The Rock: He was hot, he had a body, and he was an awesome badass wrestler.

Hulk Hogan: No one can beat this dude!Seriously! HULKAMANIA is still alive believe it or not. He's sooo cool. (his daughter on the other hand..coughCOMPLETESKANKcough)

Chris Jericho: He's awesome! He rocks! can't really describe him...

Trish Stratus: She's a fellow CANADIAN, pretty, n a good wrestler. She has a move called teh Air Canada...saweeeet! Way to represent Toronto! & well she's just awesome. She rocks.

Stories...

ROCKED - Ashleigh's boyfriend broke up with her and she meets John Cena in a bar. -Love at first sight?- ATTN: SORRY ABOUT THE UPDATES -KEEP GETTIN LATER, BUT NOW I GOT A JOB, AND A BOYFRIEND SO IT'S HARD TO JUGGLE FRIENDS, BOYFRIENDS, THE BEACH, AND WORK...YA KNOW HOW IT IS!! SO I'LL TRY MY HARDEST TO GET UPDATES UP HERE BUT I DUNNO WHEN THAT'LL BE...SORRY:(

BABY IT'S ALWAYS BEEN YOU - K, for everyone who was reading this--I'm terribly sorry but I had to delete it bc some people were being bitchy at me. If you got where I was coming from-I put Janise into the story as a 16 year old bc I wanted to be different n not like the usual ages n you would have soon found out that there was another reason for her age. But since this terribly upset ppl into writing 'constructive criticism' coughFLAMEScough, I'm gonna change it around n post it back up in a bit. tnx guys!

A/N: If you don't like ME or my STORIES, then DON'T TALK TO ME or READ MY STORIES! It's that simple guys! GOT IT?! K, tnx!

!READ PLZ! - IF YOU TAKE THE TIME TO READ THE STORY(S), THEN YOU SURE AS HELL HAVE THE TIME TO REVIEW THEM! BUT IF YOU GOT NOTHIN NICE TO SAY, PLZ DON'T SEND ME FLAMES!!-thank you!

But till later...pce-I'm out!