The Knight Lautrec has stumbled upon a terrible realization: Lordran is being cycled over and over endlessly by a stream of 'Chosen' heroes. Now he's intent on finding a way to put an end to the madness, and is enlisting the aid of Quelana, Mother of Pyromancy, Patches the Hyena, and others to resolve this eternal conflict - and break the cycle. Cover Art by 'AskCiaran' on Tumblr.

"Lucy Heartfilia, would you like to become the Spirit Dragon Slayer Slayer?" Lucy is offered a chance to become a Dragon Slayer Slayer, a Slayer designed to kill Dragon Slayers, like Dragon Slayer are to dragons. Her Dragon Slayer isn't interested in the slaying part, but is experimenting, seeing if it works. Because if it does, they may have started a unlimited chain of Slayers.

Natsu wants Lisanna on his Team but that doesn't always mean Lucy has to quit. It could be Gray, they don't even like each other. Or Erza, but she's terrifying... But Natsu's never been short of stupid ideas, so out Erza is!