Hello to all my lovely readers!

First thing first I am on TEAM EDWARD!!

Second I can't choose between Stefen and Damon!! They both are awesome!!

These are the kind of stories you can expect from me:

1. Twilight

2. The Vampire Diaries (Maybe)

3. I won't write all human (AH) stories

4. My characters won't be out of character (OOC)

5. I do write some alternate endings/scenes for some books.

6. It will be in different POV (Whatever seems right at the time)

7. I will depend on the reviews to continue a story

I hope you all like my stories!

1. Impossible To Move On! -

Cars:

Pay's and Addi's car -

Ry's car -

Kia's car -

Bella's Car -

Twilight Oath:

I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down
And I promise to remember Edward
Whenever I'm out of town

I promise to obey traffic laws
For Charlie's sake of course
And I promise to remember Jacob
When my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Carlisle
When ever I am in the Emergency Room
And I promise to remember Emmett
Every time there's a huge boom

I promise to to remember Rosalie
Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice
When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me

I promise to remember Nessie
When I see that beautiful bronze hair
And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care

I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my stomach isn't curled
And I promise to despise the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world

Yes, I promise to remember Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Twilighters know

If you're against animal cruelty, copy and paste this into your profile

If you can read/speak more than one language (not necessarily fluently), copy this into your profile.

If you're weird, copy this into your profile.

98 percent of the Internet population has a MySpace. If you're part of the 2 percent who can resist this stupid fad, copy this into your profile.

If you are a chocoholic copy this into your profile

Emmet Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916

Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843

Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901

Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916

Edward Cullen: Sexier Than You since 1901

Bella Swan: Danger Magnet since 1987

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile.

If you run into inanimite objects...and then blame them for it copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you have ever wanted to be that little hyper pixie of Alice, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Emmett absolutely ROCKS, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that the Twilight books are the best books known to woman and man, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are addicted to FanFiction, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Copy and paste if you sleep with a teddy bear!

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you're random, and proud of it, post this onto your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you said it, copy this to your profile.

If you have sibling that drive you crazy copy and paste this to your profile

If you like little kids movies like the fox and the hound and your older than 10 copy and paste this to your profile

If you love to sing even if you may or may not suck copy and paste this to your profile

If you ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this to your profile

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever forgotten and/or spelt your name wrong, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile

30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you're on of the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile.

My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend and still love her, then copy this to your profile.

If you read books that no one even know about, copy and paste this into your profile

If you want world peace, a brighter future, and more Gummy Bears , copy and paste this into your profile.

Twilight A-Z!!

A is for Awesome Alice

B is for Beautiful Vampires

C is for Chief Swan

D is for Dr.Cullen

E is for Extreme, Vampire Baseball

F is for Forks (Duh)

G is for Grizzly Emmett

H is for Huge Werewolves

I is for, Isabella Marie Swan (Edward's World)

J is for Jasper

K is for Kicking James Across The Damn Room

L is for The Lion Fell In Love With The Lamb

M is for Mother Of The House, Esme

N is for Never Piss Of A Mythical Creature (They bite or phase naked in front of you)

O is for Oops, Paper Cut In Front Of Hungry Jasper

P is for Perfect Edward

Q is for Quil, Jacob's Best Friend!

R is for Renesmee

S is for, Stupid Lamb (Let's face it Bella isn't the brightest bulb)

T is for Terrible Liar

U is for Um um (That's the Language you speak when you talk to a sexy vampire)

V is for Virgo

W is for World for Bella without danger is like telling a fish to get the hell out of the water

X is for X-Vampire Boyfriend

Y is for Yellow Porshe

Z is for Vampires Can't Catch Z's

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
TWILIGHT FANS: would rather rely on Alice for future predictions

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
TWILIGHT FANS: say OH MY EDWARD!! (OME)

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
TWILIGHT FANS: know that Jasper already can sense their feelings without saying a word

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you!
TWILIGHT FANS: say shut up or i'll get james to kill you

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that vampires are all like Dracula
TWILIGHT FANS: know A LOT better and absolutely love the Cullen vampires

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
TWILIGHT FANS: when being chased yell EDWARD SAVE ME!!

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
TWILIGHT FANS: know that the Cullens might be playing baseball somewhere and Emmett was just at bat ; )

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
TWILIGHT FANS: would go directly to FORKS WASHINGTON

NORMAL PEOPLE:dont have this on there profile
TWILIGHT FANS: MUST have this on there profile!

If you have ever been so obsessed with Twilight that whenever you hear thunder you think of vampires playing baseball. Copy and paste this into your profile.

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Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't.
this is this cat
this is is cat
this is how cat
this is to cat
this is keep cat
this is a cat
this is retard cat
this is busy cat
this is for cat
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Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on.

10 BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING A GIRL

10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks

9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies

8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly

7. Our magazines have horiscopes

6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around

5. Our friends don't say "hi" by punching us in the arm

4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month

3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have

2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket

1. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing

I have been diagnosed
with Obsessive Cullen
Disorder. Put this on your
profile if you have it too :D

THE ALICE CULLEN POEM:

Dont mess with a Cullen,
Especially me.
I know whats a coming,
Its no mystery.

My blood runs cold,
My eyes are golden brown.
Im what you call immortal
My skills are world renown.

Im small, Im short,
Im really good at sport.

Im sweet, Im kind,
And jasper is all mine.

I sparkle like a diamond,
When Im in the sun.
I drive Italian sports cars,
Being a vamp's so much fun

You ought to meet my family,
Theres no need to fear.
Instead of sucken humans,
We would prefer a deer.

Were not among the living,
So we dont need to sleep.
So, hey, let's throw a party,
And come in Emmetts jeep.

I think a storm is brewing,
And Edward's really keen.
To throw around a baseball,
Come and join the team.

Rose is really gorgeous,
But her temper's really bad.
But you'll love Carlisle and Esme,
My vampire Mum and Dad.

The best thing I saw coming,
My sister Bella Swan.
They went to Isle Esme,
And now Nessie is born.

One thing we put up with,
For Nessie's salvation.
Is Jake's stinky wolf pack,
Living on the reservation.

Oh, yea, I see the future,
The world is set on fire.
And everyones talking,
About the author Stephenie Meyer.

I'll stαч up tιll TШILIGHT
To sєє thє NΣW MOON
And ιf I'm luckч
I'll sєє thє ΣCLIPSΣ
At BЯΣΛKING DΛWN
And thє wholє tιmє
I'm sιttιng with чou
Undєr thє MIDNIGHT SUN

This is Bunny. Copy and paste him onto your profile to help him dominate the world!

a black man walks into A bar, a white man inside says:
"No coloured people in here"
The black man says,
"When im born, im black
when i grow up, im black,
when im ill, im black
when im in the sun, im black
when im cold, im black
when im dead, im black
When your born, your pink,
when youre growing up, youre white
when youre ill, youre green
when youre in the sun, youre red
when youre cold, youre blue
when youre dead, youre purple,
now tell me youre not coloured!"
If you want to abolish racism, copy and paste this onto youre profile!

Good Friend, Best Friend

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend already has a shovel ready to bury the loser who made you cry.

A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.

A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you whenyou aren't down anymore.

A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.

A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.

A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries.