amantediartehide bio
ok, so here's the deal. i'm not exactly in the mood for writing anymore. strange, i know. i just felt that the story was not going exactly the way that i wanted it to, and yea...so i'm sorry if i am disappointing people. in reality, i'm disappointed in myself for giving this up. but who knows, i think i might give it another try under another account name, but with the same title. who knows...just so i don't get sued for stealing my own work. :D toodles, may we meet again on another day, another name, same business. XD oh gawd, i am so not hilarious... |
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Temporary Insanity by arbitrary reviews
Don't dip your quill in the company ink... I should have known better than to get involved with my boss, but who knew would lead to me, back on the job market, and Malfoy with a job offer I couldn't refuse? literally. I'm back!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 84,419 - Reviews: 2311 - Favs: 1,686 - Follows: 1,030 - Updated: 2/15/2006 - Published: 5/21/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Divine Humiliation by zarah joyce reviews
You humiliated me. I admit you played me very well. However, don't expect this to be the end. After a series of twists and turns, what will be the end of it all? FINISHED. NOTE: This story features Draco/Hermione, Ron/Pansy, and Girl!Blaise/Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 86,508 - Reviews: 1866 - Favs: 2,065 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 8/30/2005 - Published: 3/21/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Post Hogwarts Affair by burgundyred reviews
Hermione's married to Ron, but it's more of a union of Ron&Quidditch. Desperate she takes a job at Malfoy, Inc. and develops an unhealthy obsession with her boss. Results include all the symptoms of a fullblown crush. DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 42,981 - Reviews: 611 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 1/18/2005 - Published: 10/11/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Bachelor by Fluff reviews
Hermione's mother is pressuring her into finding a boyfriend. On a whim, she applies and is accepted into the wizard version of The Bachelor. But what happens when The Bachelor is none other than Draco Malfoy himself? Funny fic! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,068 - Reviews: 2774 - Favs: 2,262 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 7/21/2004 - Published: 11/9/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Curse That Went Awry by Skittering Hot Magenta reviews
Obviously, you're the walrus, Granger." "Wait, why am I the walrus?" "Because there obviously can't be two carpenters." "Can you do anything with wood, Malfoy?" "No, but that's beside the point." "Ugh..." Read and review, please!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,484 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/14/2004 - Published: 10/24/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Inside Scoop by Oz1 reviews
When Hermione is recruited by Harry and Ron to snoop around Lucius Malfoy's house her break seems ruined. But as emotions surface and the dangers get more frequent, she must use all her courage and wits to survive the adventure approaching. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 44,732 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/2/2004 - Published: 7/1/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
In the Mind of the Walking Encyclopedia by tainted black reviews
Hermione's POV: All I wanted was a nice, normal year. Just one year. But no... I'm constantly with -Malfoy-! Getting lost in the Forbidden Forest, making up work for class, and even shopping! What has the world come to?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,288 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/4/2003 - Published: 2/8/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.