After a man dies, he is transported into the body of a young Dudley. Unsatisfied with this predicament, and receiving a Hogwarts letter, he is resolved to make a name for himself and become an important figure on the political playground known as "Magical Britain." Rated M for word choice, eventual violence, and, perhaps, later, some citrus foods.(Pairings still up in the sky)

Due to one of the possible interpretations of the prophesy, Harry and Voldy are immortal as long as they don't kill each other. Crack-fic. M for violence, maybe lemons later.

Harry being able to slightly alter other people's emotions? Fun. Imma try to write round characters, so no bashing. M for violence.

Read to see the reasoning for the name;) I wanted to try something original, and this is what I got. Pairing suggestions are appreciated