Lily Potter never actually saved her son's life. No, Hermaeus Mora did it for her, at a price. The witch ended up in Apocrypha and Harry became a new dimensional anchor for the Daedric Prince of Forbidden Knowledge now standing on his shoulder. Poor, poor Wizardry World.

The Force often works in strange ways. That was never truer when Darth Vader, not Anakin Skywalker, found himself on Naboo during the Trade Federation occupation. How is the Republic to react to a Sith Lord that has committed no crime and is aiding Queen Amidala? And did I mention Vader wasn't the only one brought along the ride? No, it's not Luke or Leia.

My dump-space for unfinished and/or abandoned plot bunnies.

I have a singularly impressive talent for messing up the plans of very powerful people - both good and evil. Somehow, I'm always just in the right place at exactly the wrong time. What can I say? It's a gift.

To regain a fraction of his humanity, Ainz attempts to create a spell capable of countering his emotion suppressor: but the incantation is more potent than expected, and Suzuki Satoru finds himself irreversibly restored, in the flesh! As more and more people find out and misinterpret the transformation's purpose, will Ainz be able to uphold his façade as the incorrigible Overlord?

When the True Dragonborn is killed by the Thalmor before uncovering his true nature, Sheogorath comes up with a crazy plan and Akatosh takes some drastic measures. Now, Harry is stuck in a world he knows nothing about, with nothing to his name but a pair of glasses and a black dragon that wants him very dead. What a start...

Based on The Galactic War challenge by Belgrath on DZ2's forums. During the Battle at the Department of Mysteries, Harry Potter is sent to the Star Wars universe. Arriving two years before Attack of the Clones, this is Harry's story as he grows through the Clone Wars and his return home. An eventual H/Hr, it will develop after harry's return. Not sure which genres to call this one.

The Fourth Shinobi World War was over, and Naruto was finally captured by Madara. But is hope truly gone? And what the heck is happening to the Gedo Mazo? Join our favourite blond hero and the nine Tailed Beasts on their great journey to the past! Powerful, but NOT Godlike!Naruto, AU, Accidental!Time Travel.

Ash Ketchum has been determined to become the best since he was a toddler. He has his eyes set on a charmander, but a twist of fate led him to the humble Nidoran. Note: Mix between anime and the games.

Harry Potter was Sorted into Slytherin after a crappy childhood. His brother Jim is believed to be the BWL. Think you know this story? Think again. Year Three (Harry Potter and the Death Eater Menace) starts on 9/1/16. NO romantic pairings prior to Fourth Year. Basically good Dumbledore and Weasleys. Limited bashing (mainly of James).

Uzumaki Naruto has been known for several things in his young life. Heroism. Bravery. Strength. And last, but certainly not least...attracting buxom young women to his bed. So, when he finds himself mysteriously catapaulted thousands of years into the future, you'd think he'd be able to adapt rather readily, no? There's just one problem...HE CAN'T SPEAK ENGLISH! Narutoxharem!

The best way to destroy an enemy is to make him a friend. When Naruto is flung into a bizarre dimension where monsters could bring about the apocalypse, he does the one thing he knows best – punch them in the face and make them his friends.

Dr. Gero has finally finished the work on his latest android. Stronger than Super 13. More powerful than the mighty Cell himself! Unfortunately for the good doctor, said android happens to be the former vessel of the Nine-Tailed Fox. And he's not exactly keen on perfection at that. Not when he's forgotten everything but his first and last name. NarutoxHarem. Author's Note removed.

Harry won the war. It's a couple months afterwards and unexpectedly, he's quite literally picked up off the face of the world and shoved into another. One where Harry Potter died a long time ago and the Potter family's still fighting a war with a Dark Lord whose ruling over the world one muggle murder at a time. They say he's their only hope. Harry doesn't really want in.

Post-OOTP. The episode in the DOM has left Harry a changed boy. He returns to the Dursley's to prepare for his inevitable confrontation with Voldemort, but his stay there is very short-lived. He finds himself in the care of people who he has no choice but to cooperate with and they give him a startling revelation: Harry must travel back to the 1970's to save the wizarding world.

Mercenary, bounty hunter, assassin, and now apparently a bodyguard. That means having to go back to a place and deal with things I don't want to. WBWL story. Pairings as of yet are undecided, might not be any written. It's kind of a slow burn.

A powerful Raid Boss appeared out of nowhere in Yggdrassil, wandering around the world instead of staying on a specified Dungeon. Rumors about his deadly power and merciless battles spread around the gamer community… and Harry? Well, he wasn't aware he was considered as "Raid Boss", nor that the world he had arrived at was considered a "Game". MOD!OP!Harry Game-Nazarik Real-Nazarik

Three magic casters of unfathomable power enter the New World with Nazarick when, instead of Herohero, Tabula Smaragdina and Ulbert Alain Odle return for the end of Yggdrasil. More importantly, they can keep Albedo and Demiurge in line between terrorizing the human countries and searching for a way to get Momonga laid. Equal parts comedy and serious.

Humanity has always been tested. Conflict and war is the crucible to which we evolve. Every battle makes us stronger. Those who fall will be forgotten. Those that rise up...they live forever in infamy. What better way to be challenge onseself than to enter a world where death rules? What could go wrong? After all, its Not My Soul. Part of the Not Going Home Series! Narutoxharem?

A prank in Professor Trelawney's class leads to Ron being hailed as a seer. But nobody could predict how that would change Harry's fate. AU, starts 3rd year. Powerful!Harry. Adventure/Humor.

A collection of fragments and scenes set in the Harry Potter universe, and will contain assorted main characters and pairings. These may or may not develop into longer stories. Unless otherwise noted, each chapter is a separate story shard.

Harry Potter was never raised by the Dursleys. Instead, he was raised under the watchful eye and tutelage of his mother's half-sister, Dr. Harleen Frances Quinzel. When Harry finally returns to Wizarding world, he isn't quite what everyone is expecting.; AU; Dark Harry, Hermione, Luna, The Joker, Harley

Time travel, based on the Anime. So, the world ended. That's bad news. Who best to get to fix it? Well, there is this guy with a track record in world saving... Not entirely serious. T rating may be overdoing it.

Here's where I put all the great ideas I get. I hope you like them. Monologuing is such a cool thing to do sometimes.

The Goblet of Fire is a powerful magical artifact. Powerful enough to lock four powerful magicals to a binding magical contract even when one is unwilling. What else can it do to fulfill a contract? Pull someone to fulfill a contract from a distance? Reach across space and time? Summon the dead?

Going back to save the world is tough; it's tougher when the process ends up radically altering reality. When the new world Ash wakes up in differs from the old one in many ways, Ash will have to adapt his battle experience to a new world, and what are these mysterious Bloodlines that everyone fears? AshXHarem-multiship Anime world with some Adventures and Game canon. Mostly beta'd

Ending up in a world of magic Naruto must now must learn the customs and make the best of things in this strange new world. A story where laughter is shared, tears are shed, and the bonds of friendship and love are tested in this reimagining. Features Harem. Characters are Anthro in this.

Odd little one shots that may or may not be turned into their own stories.

Unfinished stories of Naruto, some interesting ideas, some not-so-interesting ideas. For Want of a Nail, Time-travel, and AUs.

Harry Potter had few pleasures growing up with the Dursleys. Books on Fantasy & Sci-Fi and video games were some of them, a secret he kept well hidden. Some time ago, he woke up and found himself able to live life like a video game. Harry couldn't make heads or tails of it but now decides to make the most it. The Gamer is coming to Hogwarts! Gamer, and D&D elements!

A collection of oneshots, drabbles, ideas, unfinished fics, and miscellaneous randomness.

Harry is sure he's living in a fairy tale with himself as the hero. Really, what else makes sense?

Death has a funny way of coming back to bite you when you least expect it. Having lost the fourth shinobi war, Uzumaki Naruto is content to do just that; die and pass on to the afterlife. Unfortunately, the Shinigami has other plans for him. Plans that involve righting the wrongs of the past, restoring a broken clan, and creating a family all his own. Narutoxharem! I OWN NOTHING!

SEQUEL TO JOHTO JOURNEYS! Kanto and Johto gave him all they had to offer, but now it is time to soar to greater heights and make new discoveries. Three years of training on Mt. Silver definitely made Naruto stronger and wiser, but will it be enough to conquer the Hoenn region?

A place for odd story bits that drip out of my brain.

Everyone dreams of having a pet monster, to protect you from bullies, to play with, and occasionally, inflict massive property damage and drive your enemies insane. Harry Potter just happens to be lucky enough to get one.

Crackfic, AU. The Third Hokage granted Uchiha Itachi's request to spare the Uchiha children, only to realize too late that they were all horrible devil children. Literally. Which may be why Naruto fits right in with the rest of the little monsters Sasuke's too busy raising to brood.

Naruto finds out early on in the academy that he has an amazing talent. He can make Hinata faint! Now he is determined to find all the ways to make her faint. Starts in academy years and ends sometime in their married life.

What are you willing to do to protect your family? Someone wanted the best, and she bought it. Blood will be spilt if any try to take what her purchase was meant to protect. Revisions will be made as time allows

Harry Potter is not standing up in his crib when the Killing Curse strikes him, and the cursed scar has far more terrible consequences. But some souls will not be broken by horrible circumstance. Some people won't let the world drag them down. Strong men rise from such beginnings, and powerful gifts can be gained in terrible curses. (HP/HG, Scientist!Harry)

What do you do when you wake up one day with perfect memories of the next fifteen years? Why, every time traveller knows that. You Set Right What Once Went Wrong.

Kushina's early demise changes everything. Who said that mothers were more important than fathers?

With his life turned into a Game, Harry now has to raise a Phoenix, uncover the Founders' darkest secrets, deal with political manipulations and live through Hogwarts all while trying desperately to not swear too much.

Hinata is the Dragonborn with all that entails and more. Searching for a way home, she irrevocably entrenches herself in the tumultuous life of an Icy land in civil war, all the while a tremendous shadow hangs above the world. Follow the adventures of the girl with a Will of Fire, a Soul of a Dragon and the Heart of a Swan. Book One of the Hinata the Dragonborn Trilogy.

Prior to starting out on his journey to the Hoenn Region, Ash Ketchum does a few things differently. Putting some effort into researching the region he's heading to, while devising a training routine for his pokemon staying back in Pallet Town, Ash heads towards Hoenn a few days later than originally intended, and suddenly things become quite different.

Whoever decided it was a good idea to leave Naruto alone with three twelve year olds for a YEAR should be stabbed. Repeatedly.

A companion fic to "The Havoc side of the Force". Extra scenes and different perspectives from that story.

I hate portals. Nasty, vile things, prone to malfunction at the worst of times. Mine sure did! An experiment gone awry strands an unpredictable, knuckleheaded ninja in a strange world of magic and monsters. Should he survive, he just might find a way home...if the Wild Hunt doesn't kill him, first. Loads of sass and humor. NarutoxCiri? Pairing undecided. Vote!

An invitation to visit a muggle house in Surrey England, the next morning, the 25th July 1991, is received by Director Amelia Bones. It is the home of one Harry Potter. That visit changes everything.

Rapture. A forgotten, forsaken world beneath the waves. Long has it existed. Long has it toiled. Stolen from the world of the surface and cast into the sea, a forgotten shinobi struggles to find his sanity, his place in the maddened world. Will he return to the surface world, or is he doomed to languish in the dank, dark, splicer filled corridors of rapture? NarutoxHarem!

A little bit of misdirection was needed to coax Naruto into Jiraiya's infamous three-year training trip... but was this really the kind of 'training' that was supposed to happen? Rated for language and possible situations later on.

In which the protagonist of the Harry Potter series is put to the cute but disinterested animal test: if your hero can be replaced by a cute but disinterested animal, is he really that proactive?

It is said that as long Alessia's heirs bear the Amulet of Kings, then Tamriel shall be protected from Oblivion and the Empire will be prosperous. But the Amulet has been shattered, and an eternal barrier has been placed between Mundus and Oblivion. But even as an Emperor sits on it, the Ruby Throne waits for its true heirs to return. (Skyrim timeline; pre-GoF; AU and Timeline)

Instead of meeting Dumbledore at King's Cross, Harry meets Death, who gives him two choices. To go back to the present or be reborn as someone else. Harry chose to be reborn, and finds himself reborn as Hadrian Potter, younger brother of James Potter.

Very AU. Sister story to A Wizard Thief in America with a near identical first chapter, set in a world where muggleborns Lily and James' plan to send Harry away failed. After Harry dealt with Voldemort he went back to his roots as a pickpocket and a burglar, trying to deal with life.

Very AU - Set in a world where Lily & James were muggleborns who got mixed up with the prophecy anyway and were killed, they managed to get Harry out of Magical Britain and away from Dumbledore. But Harry is nothing like what Dumbledore expected him to be, but how can you be when you're a Wizard growing up on the streets in a country where muggleborns are considered scum?

Harry is entered into the Tri-Wiz tournament and his response is Oh Hell No!,

After the defeat of Voldmort didn't turn out quite like he envisioned, Harry stared into the Abyss preparing to prove something to himself, instead he tumbles into an experience he never expected, and he doesn't go alone.

Harry Potter catches Voldemort's AK to the noggin only to find out that his life is a video game and he forgot to save. So what does he do? Does he return on Hard mode and work for the challenge? Heck No! Harry uses every exploit, grind, or underhanded tactic he can get his hands on. His life may be a video game, but nobody plays Harry Potter. HIATUS

The anatomically incorrectly titled tale of a deer called Hairy, or Harry, and his questions.

Gen, AU. In a world where Neville is the Boy-Who-Lived, Harry still grows up with the Dursleys, but he learns to be more private about what matters to him. When McGonagall comes to give him his letter, she also unwittingly gives Harry both a new quest and a new passion: Transfiguration. Mentor Minerva fic. Rated for violence. COMPLETE.

Fate doesn't intervene just for those who are pure of heart. Naruto, a ROOT operative, wakes the morning after completing the most heinous mission of his career in a place where creatures as deadly as shinobi stalk the lands and chakra is beyond the common man. But when returning home proves impossible, will the cold-hearted blond embrace this new chance or revert to his old ways?

Naruto Namikaze is finally ready to start his Pokemon journey, what adventures lay ahead for him? Will he acheive his dream of becoming one of the most powerful trainers ever?

As part of the Triwizard Tournament, the Goblet of Fire may re-ignite after choosing the champions. This is a rare part of the choosing ceremony during which the goblet justifies its choices by showing something about each champion that influenced its decision.

In a world with a pragmatic, intelligent Voldemort, Harry discovers that he has the power to live, die and repeat until he gets it right.

Unexpected time travel can provide endless hours of entertainment...if you do it right. Under any other circumstances Harry would have done everything in his power to set things right the Gryffindor way. Too bad he's learned a lot since that final battle. Meet the biggest prankster in the Ministry's dreaded Audit department, and with one heck of a grudge to grind!

Naruto was pulled by the clashing attacks at the Valley outside of reality. But when all hope seemed lost, and seemed like he was to die, he was helped into a new life, seemingly by destiny itself. Naruto/Supergirl pairing. T now, maybe M later.

Just random Naruto scenes and ideas that most likely won't become full fics. Random and sporadic updates. rated M in case of later ideas. If any of these ideas inspires you to write something, send me a link so I can read it.

The killing curse backfired and sent Harry to Nirn. There he learns and becomes Dovahkiin. Now, pulled back to Earth, he must face family, school, again, he was ArchMage for Oblivion's sake, and yet another crazed evil guy who is out for his blood... or his soul... he didn't really care. Did the Aedra just love to laugh at him? Harry is not the BWL, nor a Horcrux.

Kakashi was a bit late to fill out a bit of paperwork, and Tetsuo manages to keep Naruto as his student and gain that year's Rookie of the Year and Top Kunoichi. With what he sees as a potential dream team, or at least one that won't drag Naruto down, he decides to prepare them for the Winter Chunin Exams that are coming up in two months. Diverges from First Try Chapter 11.

The second war with Voldemort never really ended, and there were no winners, certainly not Harry Potter who has lost everything. What will Harry do when a ritual from Voldemort sends him to another world? How will he manage in this new world in which he never existed, especially as he sees familiar events unfolding? Harry/Multi eventually.

Harry's now going into his 3rd year again & it's getting complicated. Sirius still escaped & Harry has to deal with Slytherin politics & some extra timetravel on top of old drama. Rescuing Sirius is the number one mission, but things keep reverting & Harry is worried he can't change a Thing. Dumbledore/Goodguys bashing. 3rd in series. Rated M coz I'm paranoid. It all belongs to Jo!

(Being rewritten) Naruto's chakra is warped at birth. Instead of strengthening his body and mind, it shrieks and wails like wind through his coils. Thrust into a war of ruthless shinobi and roaming Bijuu, he'll need the resolve to fight through his greatest weakness and survive- or, the determination to make it his greatest strength and win. (Lovecraftian AU)

Naruto botches his first attempt to summon and ends up in a land without Ninja. Now a bunch of monks called Jedi think he's up to no good, the only way home may require the Darkside aka the Fox, and home may no longer be there.

When Unspeakable Harry Potter wakes up in 1976, he determines he's either A: In the past. Or B: In a mental hospital. At least the firewhiskey still tastes the same. Waiting tables at the Three Broomsticks, drunken death eater bar fights, annoying an attractive but pushy auror, and avoiding his mother's crush on him is just another day in the life of Harry Potter, 1976

ANBU!Naruto. Drafted into ANBU at a young age, Naruto is guided to the path of a Captain. Leader of Team Sigma, the Hokage's Personal Guard, Naruto will lead his team and defend his Village to the best of his ability. Threats besiege the Land of Fire from all sides, and only Naruto stands before them...

...Oh wait, it did. Semi-SI.

What would happen if Kakashi started reading out loud passages from his favorite book? The idea for this just occurred to me and I wrote it up. Very light hearted please don't take it too seriously!

What would have been the appropriate response to a creature that can kill with a look being set loose in the only magical school in Britain? It would have been a lot more than a pat on the head from Dumbledore and a mug of hot cocoa.

Naruto discovers a crashed starship outside his village and his life is forever changed. Under the unorthodox tutelage of a Sith Lord's spirit, he will learn the technology and history of a larger galaxy that he, and no one else from his planet, ever knew existed.

Basically this is my attempt to rewrite the original series of the Pokemon Anime. In it you'll see friends and rivals old and new, brand new pokemon, and new evolutions. Some storylines are similar to the original, some are completely new. Team Rocket won't turn up every two minutes, and Ash will actually have to battle a gym leader if he wants his badge. Give it a shot.

Join Naruto as he starts his journey to prove to everyone he has what it takes to become a Pokemon Champion! Naruto/Dawn pairing. Rated T to be safe. This is my first story, so R&R so I can improve! Constructive critisism welcome. Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN NARUTO OR POKEMON!

Hagrid wins a dragon egg...only what is inside is no dragon. Harry is the first to make eye contact with the creature inside...and ends up with a most unusual familiar. Watch out Hogwarts...things are about to get prehistoric!

Sometimes a technique can lead to new discoveries, new paths. A chance discovery lets Naruto learn that which he was never taught... using the memories of others to aid his progress.

Gato got a little bit greedy and didn't anticipate how ninja would react when you sell off their baby ninjas. Naruto, Sakura, Haku and Sasuke later wake up in a dungeon.

The universal rule: Everyone has aura. But with every rule there is an exception. This is the adventures of the Aura less Ash Ketchum in the Unova region. Will follow stories of my own and twists on anime stories. First fanfiction. There will be Negaishipping but more intense in later chapters. Enjoy.

Harry dies against Voldemort in the Forbidden Forest and discovers he's in a videogame. Armed with that unique power, he decides to wreck anyone that gets in his way. [Gamer!Harry, Harry/Fleur/Tonks, AU/MASSIVE-Crossover] REWRITTEN As story 'Project Wizard.'

Ash is given Pikachu in the beginning. What if Pikachu ditches him in his time of need. What if another pokemon takes place of his starter. He takes to the world differently and is smarter with his choices. He wants to be the best of trainers. Watch out world.

On the night Voldemort fell, Lily Potter invoked the names of the gods of time eternal and space infinite, hoping to send her child to a different time and place, where he would be safe. She offered everything she had to see it done, and when she died she got the attention of one such god. He took pity on her and her child, and broke the divine compact to save him. Eventual H/Hr.

Magic can solve all the Wizarding World's problems. What's that? A prophecy that insists on a person? Things not quite going your way? I know, lets use this here ritual to summon another! It'll be great! - An eighteen year old Harry is called upon to deal with another dimension's irksome Dark Lord issue. This displeases him. EWE - AU HBP

Our heroes did not come from a future where everything has gone horribly wrong. They did not travel back in time to save the world from a bleak or miserable fate. As a matter of fact, all they want to do is find a way back home as soon as possible. [cracky, epilogue-compliant time travel fic] [Now has a TV Tropes page!]

Time travel, the ultimate hoax to cheat in life and turn bad odds to your advantage. Or, it would be if Naruto had any idea what he was doing. Trying to save lives he holds dear, he somehow ended up as an international S-class criminal with a flee-on-sight order. Oops.

AU end of sixth year. The war spiraled out of control. Harry fought alongside his friends, but many died in the conflict. When Voldemort is finally defeated, it is discovered that he has set in motion the extinction of humanity. Harry, after all he has sacrificed, discovers a way that he can save what was lost, and he will risk everything for the chance to unmake the past.

Jiraiya is an idiot. But what else is new? In which Naruto's name came from a different book. (A completely ridiculous, off-the-wall collaboration one-shot with Duesal Bladesinger)

Naruto's parents are the worst people in the world. In which his name came from a different book. Complete and utter parody. (A collaboration one-shot with EndoplasmicPanda)

The Shadow Clone Jutsu had always been incomplete. It was meant to be the most unstoppable technique, but it had never been perfected. At least, that was until Naruto Uzumaki accidentally did something that should have been impossible... Strong, unique Kekkei Genkai Naruto.

Naruto asked the wrong question one day. Everyone knows he's not the sharpest kunai in the pouch, but between dumb luck and sheer stupidity, just maybe he can figure out how to get home. Naruto multi-cross. Crack fic.

Minato screws up when he signs a contract dictating that Naruto would be the protagonist of a videogame being developed by TOBI inc. This has unknown consequences at the time, but 13 years later it manifests in a way that leaves Naruto trapped in a world full of videogame UI, Syntax, and shit ton of confusion. Will Naruto be able to survive, or will it be GAME OVER?

Ahsoka feeling abandoned, betrayed and disillusioned with the Jedi Order, decided to part ways. She left to find meaning and purpose in her life. She never expected it to come in the form of an enigmatic green eyed young man who had more than a passing interest in the past. She never imagined that learning about the history of the galaxy could be so dangerous—or magical.

Strange creatures walk these lands with even stranger people and... unfortunately with the most strangest ideals. With Hinata by his side they had to figure out what happened and where they ended up. Stuck in a world that isn't their own. What the hell... are pokegirls? Rated M NaruxHina NarutoxPokegirl crossover

After he and his team have an accident with the Fountain of Youth, the now two year-old Naruto somehow manages to save the day. Melting Gaara's heart with his cuteness and inspiring others to do good and to defeat Orochimaru and the Akatsuki along the way

Naruto has always had video games to fall back on growing up while the rest of the village pretty much treated him like garbage. What happens when Naruto wakes up to find his life has become one of the video games he loves so much. Naruto/The Gamer crossover. All Chapters Revised.

During a run in with Orochimaru, Sakura and her friends find themselves outmatched. He discusses Team seven and the Sannin team, looking for who matches who. Orochimaru's observations shock everyone. A short one shot.

It's EXACTLY what it sounds like. Take Naruto, mix in themes from the original Power Rangers series , and what do you get? Bad puns, OOCness, mockery, weird monsters, and a Giant Floating Head. And that's just the first chapter

Minato sends Naruto to his grandfathers home world knowing that his last wish would be ignored by the people of the village. He had been working on the seal for years, but only had time to send his son away. By some stroke of luck he is found by Aela and is raised as her own. What will the blond do now that he has a family and a past. Calm Naruto, Kyūbi nice. I own nothing...

He was just looking for a place to hide from everything; however Harry Potter finds himself in another galaxy and his adventure is just starting.

Naruto killed at the valley of the end finds himself thrust into Equestria by death himself. Now the apprentice of Celestia, Naruto learns the way of magic and assists the kind mare any way he can. The next obstacle in his path is the an overzealous enemy, that has a rivalry with his new ally Daring Do. NarutoxMarem(SunsetxOctaviaxSpitfirex?x?x?) Nightmare Moon arc done!

A challenge response to Akun50's 'Unique Power-Ups' thread on The Fanfiction Forum. Kakashi is about to have a very bad day. Team 7 centric. No longer a one-shot.

Anko and Naruto are up to something. And the rest of the Konoha 12 are out to find out what it is. No matter the cost!

Every shinobi has a quirk that keeps them more or less insane. It's in the job description. But when a revenge prank on his father takes a life of it's own, Itachi finds that his is a little more...vocal than others. Meet Yoruichi Uchiha, the "illegitimate" daughter of Fugaku. Konoha will have to watch out, because this Uchiha version of the Red Hot Habenaro is here to stay!

In the summer prior to fifth year, Andromeda Tonks finds out her daughter Nymphadora has set her sights on Remus Lupin. She's not happy with this, and tricks Tonks into going for Harry Potter instead. What starts out as a way to "get back" at her parents, turns into an uncommon romance... Canon until the start of Book 5 'Order of the Phoenix', mild lemons. / No updates, on hold.

Just some plot bunnies I had to write.

The events at the end of the Triwizard Tournament have left Harry feeling just a little bit paranoid.

Harry Potter, wimpy and not powerful in the slightest does not remember ever doing anything of note. Even though his friends say that he saved the Sorcerer's Stone, killed a basilisk, and fended off over 100 dementors, he doesn't remember any of it. But being abused as a child has taught him to ignore his oddness. Flurry;M for lang;AU; BEING UPDATED and Continuted

ONE-SHOT. After being entered into the Tri-Wizard Tournament against his will, Harry does some independent research on what precisely "magically binding" means...and comes up with a very different approach to the competition. As they say, the pen is mightier than the sword...but is the quill mightier than the wand?

In the Battle over Little Whinging, Hedwig died in her cage, struck down in a flash of green. But it doesn't take long for her to discover the truth: she's been given another chance to save herself and save her Harry. The real adventure has barely begun. Adopted from Publicola

16 years after the Battle of Hogwarts, Harry and Hermione sit down to discuss work in a small diner in Diagon Alley, when suddenly the Alley's Ward's fail. Next thing our Heroes know they are faced with having to live their lives over again. Powerful!Harry/Hermione. Manipulative!Dumbledore, probably Weasley Bashing. (On Hiatus... Need to figure out where I want this to go)

Naruto was betrayed by everyone he knew, his own family returning only to kill him, now he is back calculative, crafty and the unknown is his greatest weapon. this is a demon fic, Naru/Kyu, Rated M for a reason don't complain for being graphic. Writer with no formal experience, learn as I go.

Whether by chance or by fate, Naruto finds himself in possession of an ocarina, an ocarina that once belonged to the Sage of the Six Paths and would one day save the land of Hyrule. It's said that for a shinobi, anything can potentially be used as a weapon. This is no exception.

Growing up Naruto had two father figures: Teuchi of Ichiraku's Ramen and the Hokage. What if he had decided to emulate Teuchi rather than the Hokage?

Naruto is a young trainer who wishes to become a Pokemon Master. With his trusty Cyndaquil by his side can he overcome the challenges he will face and make his dream a reality? Pairing: NarutoxHinata and SasukexSakura.

The Yondaime Hokage unknowingly makes a change during the sealing, the consequences of which are unimaginable for both Naruto and Konoha. What do these consequences mean for Naruto? On indefinite HIATUS.

Harry has to play a game about his life, but why make it all the same again? With a character creator, that changes your back-story and the ability of a New Game , Harry will rock this new world as a powerful new gamer. Harry/?, no Ginny, no Slash. Features:Bellatrix/Lily. Cousins:Draco and Tonks. Enemy: Neville and Ron.

The Fourth Shinobi War ended in disaster. They won, but at a price too great to bear. Given a second chance, what exactly can Konoha's three most powerful men do? Time travel, old enemies, and old friends that all leads to a new future.

Twilight has never seen a pony like this and for some reason he makes her heart go crazy. Naruto awakens in Equestria to find himself in a place that he doesnt know. However he doesnt know where he's from himself. Naruto only remembers his name and how to fight. Naruto and Twilight are Equestria's only hope but can they follow their hearts to defeat darkness or be consumed by it?

When Naruto finds himself in the land of Drangleic every time he sleeps, it doesn't take long to realise it is horribly real. Unsure of why he goes there and struggling to progress in a world where death is an inconvenience, it will be a test for his will to succeed the likes of which the Academy Student has never faced before. He cannot come through the crucible unchanged.

Book 3 of the Harry Potter Pokemon Master series. When Harry came to Avalon he learned how his parents were betrayed by Peter Pettigrew and Sirius Black died bringing vengeance upon the traitor. But now there is a dark conspiracy creeping around him; one that might involve those he has come to trust. The answers to what truly happened to his parents lies with The Lord of Sevii.

Harry letting himself get hit by Voldemort's killing curse had slightly different results in this particular AU!

The Dursleys weren't exactly a model family

AU Naruto is fourteen, homeless and starving on the streets of Gotham. He has no recloation of his past, and in his journey to find it, he is assisted by a unexpected feline foe of a certain Caped Crusader. Is his way right, or will he turn? N/SG/Art/BG. M for language. Cancelled.

ONE-SHOT: Harry asks an obvious question during his first class with Professor Moody...and everything changes.

Living your life once is tough. Living it twice is a nightmare - but hey, at least this time someone turned on the help menu.

During his training trip, Naruto stumbles upon the ancient remnants of a once-proud people. One thing leads to another, and within only a few hours, Jiraya is left alone, the Kyuubi has a mental breakdown and Naruto finds finds himself stuck in a very cold land, in a body he is pretty sure is not the one he had last night and a bunch of dragons who seems to want him dead...

Naruto stumbles across a weekly high stakes poker game. He walks away set to have a happy childhood. How will this affect his future career as a ninja?

A variety incompleted story starts that will not likely be finished.

Naruto! Naruto! By his honor is sworn! To keep, evil, forever at bay! And Akatsuki will route! When they hear triumph's shout! Naruto, for your, blessings we pray!

Death and Rebirth... Naruto Uzumaki, age thirteen, died by the hands of the one he once called 'Brother', Sasuke Uchiha. Upon his death however, two gods - Kami and Arceus - had other plans for the Child of Prophecy. Now reborn in the World of Pokemon, how will his new chance at life change with the Vulpix, Kurama, by his side? Read and Find out! Pairings Undecided

Response to Paladeus's challenge "Champions of Lilith". Harry, Hermione, and Luna get a chance to travel back in time and prevent the hell that England became under Voldemort's rule, and maybe line their pockets while they're at it. Lunar Harmony; plenty of innuendo, dark humor, some bashing included; manipulative!Dumbles; jerk!Snape; bad!Molly, Ron, Ginny

What if Professor Oak had given Ash Ketchum an Eevee instead of Pikachu? How would this change the course of Ash's Pokémon journey?

Presented with the choices of either fighting against his village or erasing his whole clan, he chose voluntary exile. What possessed the Hokage's counsellors to ask this of a thirteen year old pacifist, we will never know, but we do know what happened right after. The fight lasted ten days, and the village was torn apart... [AU]

On Hiatus due to Real Life and I'm sorry so deeply sorry for the broken promise

Due to certain events, Kurenai finds herself the reluctant sensei of a student that makes her genjutsu look like infomercials. Thus is the story of Team 11. Rated MA because I'm evil...and possible lemons, drug references, harems, depravity, and everything else I can think of. No, Kurenai and Naruto don't get together.

It always seemed odd that neither of the other schools attempted to get someone as famous as Harry into their school. This features a Harry that went to Beauxbatons and the effects, negative and positive, that came from this. Harry/Fleur

Spike, along with Snips and Snails, discuss the more important topics plaguing the denizens of Equestria such as who's hotter to weird fetishes.

After his fifth year, Harry Potter tries to come to terms with what happened in the DoM. He decided that he needs to do something with his life. And when one is in great need The Room of Requirement will provide the best solution... Or so he thought at the beginning of his journey through Old Equestria, but maybe just once the wish fulfilled, will turn out to be a curse. ON HIATUS.

Naruto's always had big dreams, but unbeknownst to him he's heir to a legacy that dwarfs all of them. Sometimes all it takes is the beat of a butterfly's wings to put you on the path to greatness. With some luck, some help, and a whole lot of hard work, Naruto is going to make the name Uzumaki something to be respected once more. Naru/Haku, probably multi later on.

A series of omakes for bad idea and crack filtration to improve over all writing

What are the odds that giving someone a gift would end up cascading into THIS kind of reaction? Probably pretty low... But this way is funnier.

Naruto and Hinata traps Obito after the war and in a ploy to escape his death, the Uchiha activates a powerful technique, causing all three to enter a new realm, where headaches and laughs are almost constant. Accidentally added this on a different account when I signed in with google instead of facebook, I had to double check for my stories.

Succubi are creatures that live off love. When Tsukune shows that he only has eyes for Moka, Kurumu finally realizes that he will never choose her. As Kurumu's mind and body slowly begin to degenerate, Naruto appears. Will his warmth be enough to save her?

The Kyubi's sealing goes differently, and everything changes. How will Naruto handle life in two worlds?. ON HIATUS. UPDATE: Just a note, but anonymous reviews will be deleted. The inability to respond is a problem.

When the Uzumaki triplets are used in the sealing of the Kyuubi and Naruto is forgotten by his parents, he becomes determined to become a ninja his own way. His parents are the best at Fūinjutsu, Ninjutsu and Taijutsu, well he'll just have to be the best with Genjutsu, Iryōjutsu and his trusty Senbon. Naruto modeled after Shizune, of all people.

A Sound Soul is the driving force of the new world Naruto has to become of part of, sounds easy right? Not with crazy witches, funny death gods, and school girls coming for him it's not? Strong Naruto/Harem

Naruto decides to do something stupid. Not a big surprise. The big surprise is what it gives him. A family! But not quite the family that ANYONE was expecting... I DO NOT OWN NARUTO OR POKEMON - that is my only diclaimer and it applies to all of my chapters. please review!

Harry and Hermione exploit various aspects of magic as defined in fanfiction to achieve tremendous succes in stupidly easy ways.

Switching opponents with Shikamaru during the preliminary round before the third stage, leads to an opportunity for Naruto, one that starts to drastically change his course in life.

And Start Your Very Own Secret Ninja Organization. Three months into Naruto's training trip Jiraiya must leave him behind to go to check on a situation in Iwa, leaving Naruto to his own devices. Naruto thinks everything he did makes perfect sense, Kiri thinks he is a cult leader and Tsunade thinks she doesn't get paid enough to deal with this. 100 drabbles format.

Harry Potter dies in the graveyard of Little Hangleton. GAME OVER. Start new game? Concept borrowed from Majin Hentai X and Chibi-Reaper. ABANDONED

Adopted with permission from Rorschach's Blot. Naruto sets out to retrieve his team's wayward sensei and comes back with...her?

The summer after Sirius' death, Harry decides to take a vacation. Only, he hasn't asked permission or left his itinerary. Finding out that superheroes exist is odd, but not really.

After dying at the end of the Sand-Sound Invasion, Naruto finds that his life is governed by a strange set of rules that he is still trying to figure out. VideoGame!Naruto

Twilight teleports herself ten years into the future without realizing her spell was a one-way trip. Now stuck in a world that hasn't seen her in a whole decade, she's forced to see how her friends' lives have fallen apart in the time she was away. -Haitus-

He is a demon blade forged of shadow and flame, she is a swords-woman trained in the arts of a prestigious clan; he wants to conquer his foes and become Hokage, she just wants to stay by his side. This is their tale.. Naruto/Souleater Xover. Rated M!

In the height of Harry's fourth year, the Goblet of fire spits out not Cedric's name, but THE BIG DADDY! Complete and total insanity unfolds as the Goblet randomly spits out names of various game/movie/book characters. Collection of one-shots. Crackfic.

Now being REVAMPED! It's Fred and George's last year at Hogwarts, so naturally they want to break the rules... and get Hermione, Harry, Ron, and Ginny involved! Their list of 200 things they shouldn't do, but will do anyway... Told in snippets, R&R!

Go back to the beginning, that was the plan. Stop Voldemort on the cusp of becoming a dark lord, stop him before he created his first horcrux and change history before it could be written. That was the plan, only Harry made a mistake. HIATUS

My 2010 Nanowrimo story. A crossover between Harry Potter and Advanced Dungeons and Dragons. Harry ends up in an ADnD world at a young age. Trained as a Ranger, when Dumbledore gets him back he's not a little boy any more.

Blessed by Arceus and the Creation trio Ash gets a chance to live his life again. with the knowledge of the future he will start his journey to save the world and become a Pokémon Master. Pairing much later

It's another day in Konoha until Naruto and his friends find themselves in a strange situation. They've been transported to another world! The Pokemon world to be exact! Now, in order to get back home, they have to travel through this new world with the help of their new partners! But, what does that pink creature have to do with this? rated T for minor language here and there

"I will protect them...I will protect everyone!" Naru/FemXHaku Oneshot (Knowledge of Darksouls is not necessary to enjoy this fic.)

When the Fourth sealed away the Kyuubi's Yin chakra, he also sealed away part of Naruto. But Orochimaru's Five Pronged Seal returned the Kyuubi's Yin chakra. Now Kurama is complete...And so is Naruto. Watch as Naruto comes to grips with his darker thoughts. Watch as Naruto tries to rediscover himself and his dreams. Watch as Naruto changes the World...Forever.

Harry runs away at age four. After bringing him back, Dumbledore's attempts to keep him at Privet Drive gets progressively more ridiculously extreme with each of his escapes. Animagus!Harry, Crack

The Sorting Hat is fed up with Dumbledores planning, and takes the sorting of Harry's year group into its own hands. With no-one where they expected to be, will they band together? Or will it force them apart? AU, manipulative!Dumbledore Slytherin!Harry

Having been a Phantom for millions of years, Naruto is given an ultimatum by the Daedra: Watch the Dragonborn or make an enemy of the Daedra. Now he's alive, foxified, and keeping tabs on an Imperial with a bleeding heart.

In a world where Neville Longbottom was marked as Voldemorts equal, Harry Potter is determined not to be his Inferior, and that leaves only one option... Not Slash.

Harry is transported to a graveyard following the Third Task of the Tournament, and finds a creative solution to survive the fight with Voldemort and his minions.

The Fourth isn't able to close the seal and Naruto is forced to resort to desperate measures. Timetravel/Accidental

Naruto dreams of becoming the Pokemon Champion of the Elemental Nations. But he failed the graduation exam...again. This forces him choose a different path.

Born without a mastery, Ash Ketchum has been distrusted by Pokémon all his life, but despite that, his dream of being a Master survives. When the opportunity to try is given to him, what choice does he have? No pairings planned, AU

One night during the one month before the third half of the Chunin exam, Jiraiya drunkenly speaks of his greatest regret in life. Two months after the exam is over, Naruto remembers that conversation and does something that would change the fate of the shinobi continent. What repercussions will occur after Naruto decides not to make the same mistake Jiraiya once made?

In which letters get written, hijinks ensue, and Harry discovers the 'power the dark lord knows not'.

This story, as a few are in the world of Harry Potter fanfiction, stems from one of those many ideas of Rorschachs Blot, entitled "Nothing to Lose." One of the areas this story will explore is the possible impact on Harry Potter and friends of the isolation that our dear old friend, Albus Dumbledore, always fed to him: this isolation will make up its own reality.

Naruto's dream is to become the worlds greatest Dragon Pokemon trainer, beat his dad, and learn to fully control his powers as the bridge between humans and dragon pokemon. But how will he manage to accomplish his dream when him and the other bridges between human and pokemon are at focus of a war between Team Rocket, Magma, Aqua, Galactic, and Plasma? Rated M for safty.

Upon graduation, new ninja are presented with a Pokemon. Chosen by Arceus itself, the pokemon support their partners, just as the ninja protect their pokemon. This is the story of a boy as he struggles for acceptance, and the Pokemon who guides his way.

In a world where everyone but Madara and Obito got their happily-ever-after, Sasuke decides he wants a bit of closure, and like an idiot, Naruto decides to help him. After-all, when are such things ever so simple with one whose main goal in life is to get revenge?

"Clear your mind!" wasn't actually the best advice. Harry is fed up and takes things into his own hands and discovers a way to end the war on his own terms. No one was expecting this of the Gryffindor Golden Boy.

What is reality? What is Sanity? These words... They only limit one's potential. A slow descent into madness is tortuous, yet eye opening at the same time. Everyone has their own reality. Not everyone can impose their own reality on someone else. With whispers of power in his ear, Naruto rises above the rest. *Inspired by Vampire: The Masquerade*

Collection of Plot-Bunnies and One-Shots. If you'd like to take a plot bunny home, instructions and guidelines for adoption are inside. :)

From stories to legends, from legends to myths, and from myths to barely a whisper that slowly dies. The era of the dark lord might have ended, but another era, another reign of evil, is about to start. 'Rapidly changing, insane Naruto. Rated T, Possibly changes.'

Naruto woke in a strange place. He would have written it off as a dream, he wished he could have. When he met his end there, he woke in Konoha in bloodied chainmail. Pyromancy, he would have to look into that. While avoiding suspicion, of course. :: Naruto/Dark Souls crossover, both worlds.

An accident with his Rasengan causes Naruto to wake up in Pallet Town. We'll follow Naruto as he searches for the Legendary Mew, the same being that got him into this mess. Rated T for language.

Summary inside, too long for this

Tsunade lets her curiosity get the better of her when she activates a forbidden jutsu that changes her life entirely.

Tsukune Aono. An ordinary human in a dangerous place. When your life's on the line, there's nothing that you won't do to survive.

Sinnoh Ash was competent. Post-Sinnoh Ash was not. Let's fix that. Rewriting because high school me was terrible at this.

My attempt at Perfect Lionheart's MH challenge. After recapturing Sasuke, Naruto is forced out of Konoha. However, he takes along some unexpected allies for the ride! First submission, and counting! Now NarutoxHinata!

Ash never arrived in time to get a conventional starter. Instead, he got a rather unusual first choice- but this Pokemon will alter Ash's journey forever. Join Ash as he travels towards the goal of becoming a Dragon Master who rivals even Lance of the Indigo Plateau!

Training Trip turned Survival Trip - previous name - Jiraiya tries teaching Naruto some sealing on their trip, he really likes it so Jiraiya gives him the Hiraishin on the off-chance that he figures it out. It doesn't turn out well and Jiraiya needs to return to Konoha alone. Naruto, however, will do all he can to survive in this new frozen world he had found himself in.

One Shot! Harry asks Dumbledore a little question that has unexpected results!

Naruto after the VoTE, succeeded in returning Sasuke, but for some reason he left. Now, 3 years later he's an S-rank missing-nin and a master of Suijutsu. Question is why did he leave? And how is he a master of drunken combat? No pairings yet.

Omakes, story snippets, and random ideas for stories collected into one neat volume. Enjoy.

The Genin 12 all graduated in the same year; thus, they were all separated into different teams. Sakura is professional, Hinata wears sunglasses, Ino is NOT crushing, Tenten battles Konoha's insanity, and Kiba hates everyone.

Sometimes a sacrifice deserves a reward. Sometimes that reward is not what was expected or wanted. And sometimes it was just what was needed.

Homeless bits and pieces of random citrus fruits. Mature readers only. If you are underage or not allowed to view Mature Content, no peeking. Update 08/23/12 Naruto/Sakura heavy lemon. Repeat Mature Adult content. No unlawful peeking.

inspired by Pink's just like a pill

Receiving an evil gift from evil people having an evil plan and evil intentions, Naruto starts his journey to become the story's villain with the help of his shoulder devil, Chibi-Kyuubi. The results are... quite predictable. A parody of villain cliches, co-authored by Slayer End. Dead.

Or, "Friendship is Kinky". AKA, the one where I go to Pony Hell...

Everything went horribly, massively wrong. So Hermione went through time to fix it, although that went arguably worse. So there was nothing left but to try again, and that time ran into errors nobody expected.

As we all know, when the Yondaime sealed the Kyuubi, Konoha should have gotten away from it without any more collateral damage than what it had already incurred in, but... Demons are a malicious bunch. Adopted from Legendary Legacy.

After having finished learning the Kage Bunshin, Naruto delves further into the forbidden scroll, accidentally unleashing the army of Sukebe upon the elemntal nations. NarutoxPokegirl crossover; EveryonexHarem

We all know anime/manga Naruto's known as an idiot. Now, how about something different? Let's give him a new quirk, shall we? What about a REALLY ramen obsessed Naruto? A super-negative-emo Naruto? A Kakashi-must-die Naruto? Each chap, different quirk.

A little one-shot I came up with after reading Snafu the Great's fic Consequence.

Leaving the village after failing the test, Naruto vanishes for four years. Now they want him back and what they find is not what they expect. Naruto is now powerful, sexy, and has an ego the size of his... -Womanizer, SuperNaruto, DarkNaruto- DukeNukem

Framed and sent to prison, Naruto is banned from ninja duty and finds that he has nothing to live for. Studing medical books in prison, he starts helping the unlawful side while developing an addiction to painkillers. SuicidalNaruto Drug and alchol abuse

"As the log takes your place, you become The Log and The Log becomes you. For a moment, you are an extension of the logs blessing unto ninja." As the Holy Book of Log enters Naruto's life, everything changes. LogWorshipper!Naruto Mokuton!Naruto

The crossover you've been dreading: It's Ocarina of Time, but everybody's a Pokémon! Enjoy this less than accurate retelling of the classic game where the Hero of Time is an idiotic Pichu and his partner is the bitchiest Happiness Pokémon you've ever met!

Danzo has Tsunade killed then secretly tries to make Naruto into his own personal weapon seeing that his life is going to hell Naruto turns to a birthday present left to him by the Sandaime and Jiraiya story takes place when Danzo takes over.

Naruto gets fed up at all the people glaring at him all the time and uses Shadow Clones to let them see what it feels like. What does this have to do with Overloli Hanabi and The Orange? Read and find out.

Warning: Female Naruto. Whoever got the bright idea to send a pretty girl on a three-years trip with a Super-Pervert?

Naruto finds he is flung back in time and must repeat the entire Chunin exam over and over and over, until he gets it right and possibly saves Konoha in the bargain.

There are times when "Oops!" is the last thing you want to hear. When you're in the middle of having a demon fox upgrade your body is one of them. A funny tale of consequences and accidental breakages.

and other moments of sheer brilliance. A collection of drabbles, outtakes, and half-baked story ideas bouncing around my head. Rated M for manure.

A Rosario Vampire and Naruto cross over. Naruto, the hated Kyuubi jinchuuriki is sent to a school for monsters to complete his education before he can return to Konoha. But in a place filled with monsters he wonders just who the true monster is. Nar X Mok

What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.

Originally a oneshot, it's finally been finished, and thus given its own story. Basically... What would happen if not only the preliminary match's were rigged differently, but also if Sakura felt the need to get back at Ino?

Adopted by wolfydies.

Every week the most prominent citizens of Konohagakure gather for a game of poker. This time there are three new players... two kunoichi and a six year old Naruto! cowritten with Rift120

After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!

Tsunade has debts. She thinks that no one will expect the Hokage to pay them. She's wrong.

My take on Harry's first year starting with him getting his letters. Add a lot of sarcasm, stir, and serve cold.

Oneshot. What would happen when a Dark!Harry found a list of evil overlord cliches and blunders, and how to avoid them? The rise of the greatest Dark Lord ever. Crack fic!

Shortly after the Godaime Arc, someone decides that Tsunade needs to stick around a bit longer than she normally would. Updated to fix the format.