~Ours is a good discordance. Theirs is just...well...discordant~
S. Lin, Vivace

~Hey, I like the flowers! Whose birthday is it?
...your sister's...
Oh...right...it is~
K. Ellis, Z. Auerbach

~You're about as smart as a dog.
And this is coming from someone with a I.Q of basalt? Pathetic.~
L. Torres, S. Lin

~Brb. I'm bleeding rather badly right now~
R. Matsuzuki

~English homework? Oh, my dog ate that.
You don't have a dog.
Well, my guinea pig then. Either way, it's been eaten~
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