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I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bastard
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I'm AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. (I wish...)
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-Sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake

I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

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Overlady by EarthScorpion reviews
"A new overlady, you say? She's a little short and flat-chested, although her temper is impressively vile. Oh well. Needs must when needs must. Too long have the lands of Halkeginia gone without true Evil. There are fluffy bunnies and happy ponies all over the place, frolicking! It makes me quite sick! No, it doesn't matter if she wants to or not. Because Evil always finds a way."
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Overlord - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 76 - Words: 493,268 - Reviews: 2510 - Favs: 2,966 - Follows: 2,954 - Updated: 21h - Published: 12/1/2012 - Louise
The Havoc side of the Force by Tsu Doh Nimh reviews
I have a singularly impressive talent for messing up the plans of very powerful people - both good and evil. Somehow, I'm always just in the right place at exactly the wrong time. What can I say? It's a gift.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 24 - Words: 207,600 - Reviews: 7063 - Favs: 14,146 - Follows: 16,177 - Updated: 8/24 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Harry P.
Loyalty by True Radical Dreamer reviews
Blind loyalty is simple. The problem only begins when the world makes you open your eyes. Sakura-centric, AU, pre-timeskip.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 237,517 - Reviews: 1215 - Favs: 1,638 - Follows: 1,846 - Updated: 6/28 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Sakura H., Ino Y., Kakashi H., Anko M.
The Other Dursley by Petite Rogue reviews
AU. Now in 3rd year. Daisy Dursley wishes she'd never stepped foot in the wizarding world. Escaped convicts, Dementors, Pureblood boys and the complexity of the wizarding world are some of the things she would have never had to deal with if she'd never gotten her letter. But she did. And someone is going to have to pay the price. (Warning: gets dark. Sporadic updates.)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 387,487 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 588 - Updated: 6/25 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Harry P., Dudley D., OC
Godchild by Ikarus Onesun reviews
The operation to rescue Shinji Ikari after he is absorbed into Evangelion Unit 01 has failed, and the young pilot is feared lost. There is, however, one other way to bring him back... but even if it succeeds, Shinji may never be the same again..
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 100,432 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 735 - Follows: 728 - Updated: 6/3 - Published: 8/31/2006 - Shinji I., Rei A.
In a Barroom Far Far Away by Nemo Blank reviews
Anakin gets himself some professional help...
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,942 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 5/2 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Anakin Skywalker, E. Palpatine, Yoda
Kurosaki Ichigo: Seireitei Gigolo by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
AU. After defeating Aizen, Ichigo decides he needs to find a job. Urahara and Yoruichi, unsurprisingly, have a suggestion or two...
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,910 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 1,284 - Follows: 1,149 - Updated: 2/24 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Ichigo K., Ikumi U.
The Newest Challenger by Kenchi618 reviews
No way home? Maybe so. But one Uzumaki Naruto doesn't believe that. This world is strange, filled with interesting people and things, but no matter where you are one thing never changes; with a strong will anything is possible. A few clones never hurt either.
Crossover - Street Fighter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 62 - Words: 805,926 - Reviews: 4807 - Favs: 3,946 - Follows: 3,197 - Updated: 8/9/2018 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Naruto U.
Welcome To Tomorrow by Izaranna reviews
In which a plot is demolished because a dimple-cheeked baby gave Obito a gummy smile, and then proceeded to raise a minion army with hugs, cuddles and an assortment of saccharine treats. Uchiha SI/OC Elder Sister
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 246,073 - Reviews: 1484 - Favs: 4,176 - Follows: 4,725 - Updated: 7/29/2018 - Published: 9/3/2015 - Itachi U., Minato N., Shisui U., OC
Hogwarts Battle School by Kwan Li reviews
AU. Voldemort kills Dumbledore but is defeated by a child. In the aftermath, Snape becomes the Headmaster and radically changes Hogwarts. Harry Potter of House Slytherin begins his Third Year at Hogwarts Battle School and realizes that friend and foe are too similar for his liking. Competing with allies and enemies, Harry finds there is a cost to winning.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 52 - Words: 367,472 - Reviews: 2469 - Favs: 3,287 - Follows: 3,927 - Updated: 4/2/2018 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G., Severus S., Blaise Z.
this is unexpected by MarbleGlove reviews
a self-indulgent response to the many, wonderful time-travel Star Wars stories that send a more experienced and more knowledgeable Obi-Wan Kenobi back in time to change the many tragedies to come
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,603 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 12/3/2017 - Published: 6/19/2016 - E. Palpatine, Obi-Wan K., Darth Maul, M. Windu - Complete
Matchmaking (and Moneymaking) by Maltrazz reviews
Fact: Nabiki likes money. Problem? With the failed wedding, the bets on who Ranma will end up with are getting too great in Akane's favor. Fact: NOBODY makes Nabiki lose money, family or not. Solution? Get Ranma together with someone else. Difficult? Yes, but with a loophole in the Seppuku Contract as leverage and the right plan, not impossible for one as cunning as Nabiki Tendo.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,859 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 532 - Updated: 7/23/2017 - Published: 1/24/2014 - [Ranma, Ryoga] Nabiki
Mind the Gap by Sage Thrasher reviews
A psychiatrist is reborn—and promptly diagnoses the Naruto world as clinically insane. [OC-Insert]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 69,460 - Reviews: 735 - Favs: 4,191 - Follows: 5,309 - Updated: 4/25/2017 - Published: 12/12/2014 - OC, Inoichi Y., Kakashi H., Naruto U.
An Eye for an Eye by Sage Thrasher reviews
Reincarnation. In an anime. As a blind Uchiha. You've gotta be kidding me. [OC-Insert]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,511 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 1,725 - Follows: 2,054 - Updated: 12/23/2016 - Published: 1/25/2016 - Hiruzen S., Fugaku U., Nawaki S., OC
Of the River and the Sea by Aleycat4eva reviews
They called her lazy, apathetic, and amoral. They also said she was, by turns, too smart and too dumb. She liked to think she was funny. None of them were wrong. OC/Self Insert
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 104 - Words: 611,984 - Reviews: 9289 - Favs: 6,769 - Follows: 5,309 - Updated: 6/6/2016 - Published: 1/24/2015 - Naruto U., Zabuza M., Kisame H., OC - Complete
Packing Is Easy When You've Got Nothing by Lucillia reviews
Obi-Wan ends up with a different group as an Initiate, which leaves Qui-Gon with a problem he has little success in correcting after he takes him on as his Padawan. A problem that Anakin is stuck dealing with the entire time he knows the man, and Luke deals with like his father before him. Drabbles and oneshots which are not in chronological order.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,332 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 6/4/2016 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Luke S., Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J.
Mass Effect: Clash of Civilizations by Eterna1Soldier reviews
In 2157 a Citadel Council exploratory vessel is tasked with opening a dormant Relay into unknown regions of the galaxy. What they find is something they never expected. What happens when two civilizations centered around different technologies clash?
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 21 - Words: 96,812 - Reviews: 3394 - Favs: 5,053 - Follows: 5,933 - Updated: 5/22/2016 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Tali'Zorah
Leaves of Grass by CrownsofLaurels reviews
Desperate mothers will do anything to protect their children, even sign them up to become child soldiers. SI/ third war era AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 87,365 - Reviews: 685 - Favs: 2,448 - Follows: 2,838 - Updated: 4/15/2016 - Published: 4/26/2015 - Orochimaru, Jiraiya, Tsunade S., OC
The Stranger by A1A1A1 reviews
A stranger comes to Westeros.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 52,914 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 2/8/2016 - Published: 4/9/2014
Magicks of the Arcane by Eilyfe reviews
Sometimes, all it takes to rise to greatness is a helping hand and the incentive to survive. Thrust between giants Harry has no choice but become one himself if he wants to keep on breathing. He might've found a way, but life's never that easy. Clock's ticking, Harry. Learn fast now.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 285,866 - Reviews: 2105 - Favs: 6,182 - Follows: 5,330 - Updated: 1/28/2016 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Welcome to Hogwarts 1949 by Ohyeah100 reviews
Harry is accidently transported fifty years back in time through a fluke with the mauraders map. Here he runs into and befriends Tom Riddle, hoping to find his only weakness. No Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 128,569 - Reviews: 1332 - Favs: 1,556 - Follows: 1,560 - Updated: 12/22/2015 - Published: 8/24/2005 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
I didn't sign up for this by erimies reviews
Time travel, the ultimate hoax to cheat in life and turn bad odds to your advantage. Or, it would be if Naruto had any idea what he was doing. Trying to save lives he holds dear, he somehow ended up as an international S-class criminal with a flee-on-sight order. Oops.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,185 - Reviews: 1338 - Favs: 6,683 - Follows: 7,684 - Updated: 12/5/2015 - Published: 8/14/2014 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Hell is a Martial Artist by Ozzallos reviews
When the Grand Demoness of Hell finds a new play toy, she gets more than she bargained for with Ranma Saotome, gender cursed heir of the Anything Goes School of Martial Arts.
Crossover - Ranma & Oh My Goddess! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 187,279 - Reviews: 1947 - Favs: 2,575 - Follows: 2,260 - Updated: 12/3/2015 - Published: 4/23/2007 - Ranma
Forcibly United by Gaming Ikari reviews
Bound together by magical bracers, Ranma and Ryouga must go to Roanapur to fix the problem. Unfortunately for them, they'll need money to do it, and they're forced to find work in the city of Roanapur or be stuck together forever!
Crossover - Ranma & Black Lagoon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 104,433 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 488 - Updated: 10/13/2015 - Published: 9/10/2009
Going In For Guns: A Memoir of the Reaper Wars by ValentineDiverseOptics reviews
It was such a simple plan for a universe displaced geek. Join the Marines, learn to fly, and stay the hell away from canon. But simple doesn't mean easy. I had no idea what I was in for. The memoir of Major Christopher Z. Valentine, veteran of the Reaper Wars. Some days you walk around a corner, and end up in a fight. They're usually not this big, though. SI
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 76,466 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 8/29/2015 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Shepard (M), OC, Kaidan A., Lieutenant Durand
Magical Me by Publicola reviews
Most self-inserts are exercises in vanity, and nothing says 'vanity' quite like Gilderoy Lockhart. But with a new personality and knowledge of the future, who knows? Maybe Lockhart will turn out to be a useful DADA teacher after all.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 89,693 - Reviews: 1138 - Favs: 3,263 - Follows: 3,702 - Updated: 8/20/2015 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Gilderoy L., F. Flitwick, Hestia J., Amelia B.
Weapon of the Cross by theonlyliverpoolninja reviews
Father Harry Potter. A child who has been given a holy sanction to do what he must. Beware Magical World. The Palidin Child is coming.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,079 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 608 - Updated: 8/3/2015 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Harry P., Alexander
Wand and Shield by Morta's Priest reviews
The world is breaking. War and technology push on the edge of the unbelievable as S.H.I.E.L.D. desperately tries to keep the peace. Soldier and scientist no longer hold the line alone, as an ancient fire burns alongside them. The last of all wizards.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 260,787 - Reviews: 7247 - Favs: 14,207 - Follows: 15,887 - Updated: 7/22/2015 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Harry P.
The Blurring Lines by GaleSynch reviews
AU: Switching bodies with a mini-psychopath gave me a reason to be insane, at the very least; surviving in the world of the shinobi required insanity and heartlessness that Uchiha Miyo possessed in spades. [Self-Insert, Male OC as Sasuke's younger brother]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 80,137 - Reviews: 746 - Favs: 1,577 - Follows: 1,771 - Updated: 7/3/2015 - Published: 5/28/2014 - Sasuke U., OC
Harry Potter and the Cloaked Death by Dinner reviews
To die and move on; it was what the Master of Death wanted more than anything. But not every victory ends with the victor getting what he wants. For Harry died, and he had moved on. But not to the realm of the dead. No, he ended up in the womb of a certain Uchiha. This is a story about how most plans seem to backfire. A story about sacrifice and love in more ways than one.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 251,701 - Reviews: 1368 - Favs: 2,607 - Follows: 2,681 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Harry P.
Three Tails by insertxcoolxnamexhere reviews
Someone who spent the entirety of their lives in a hospital bed is reborn in the Naruto universe. Problem is she knows nothing about Naruto, she lives in the Village of the Bloody Mist and she's a Jinchuriki. Veers from canon. UNFINISHED!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 41 - Words: 154,837 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 8/26/2014 - Published: 8/19/2013 - Naruto U., Gaara, Yagura - Complete
Fragmented Ideas by Chilord reviews
A variety incompleted story starts that will not likely be finished.
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 60 - Words: 301,056 - Reviews: 1319 - Favs: 869 - Follows: 620 - Updated: 8/19/2014 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Complete
Gamer Wizard by CasualGamer reviews
A unique ability gives Harry the chance to encounter magic earlier and changes the way Harry experiences the magic world.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 41,385 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 3,185 - Follows: 3,686 - Updated: 7/29/2014 - Published: 4/29/2014 - Harry P.
CoG: Create New Character by NorthSouthGorem reviews
On his 12th Birthday, Uzumaki Naruto thought he'd lost his mind. He started seeing things that no one else could see; people's names floating over their heads, strange rectangles with confusing messages popping up in front of his face. What does it all mean? What prompted all of this? NaruHina, small harem. Will have elements of other crossovers. A chronicle of the Gormim.
Crossover - Naruto & Manhwa/Korean Comics/만화 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,256 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 841 - Follows: 1,088 - Updated: 7/9/2014 - Published: 4/29/2014 - Naruto U., Gamer/더 게이머
Troublesome Timing by frznlights reviews
Shikamaru didn't know if it was time travel or reincarnation. But between memories of the future and having Itachi and Sasuke as brothers, he knew his dreams of a simple life would be impossible. (Or: The best idea I had for motivating Shikamaru to interact with Itachi).
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 113,272 - Reviews: 1138 - Favs: 3,554 - Follows: 3,826 - Updated: 7/5/2014 - Published: 10/11/2013 - Shikamaru N., Itachi U.
In Bad Faith by Slayer Anderson reviews
I never pretended to know what I was doing in my last life. Why should I pretend to know anything about this one? Well, the other option is a horrific and bloody death, so...I better start learning how to be a witch. OC Self-Insert/Draco's Younger Sister. [DEAD]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 73,552 - Reviews: 1097 - Favs: 3,700 - Follows: 3,768 - Updated: 6/18/2014 - Published: 6/17/2013 - OC, Draco M.
Konoha's Maelstrom by Formulaic reviews
If you have ridiculous chakra reserves, a forbidden technique that enables brute force training, and an insatiable appetite for epic skills, what are the chances that you'll settle for mediocrity? A bit of insanity is a small price to pay for being awesome.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 80,315 - Reviews: 882 - Favs: 3,693 - Follows: 3,899 - Updated: 5/9/2014 - Published: 7/15/2013 - Naruto U.
The Cassandra Effect by CompYES reviews
She will make them listen to her. A semi-serious attempt at a proactive Self-Insert.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 58,105 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 1,083 - Follows: 1,342 - Updated: 3/24/2014 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Hiruzen S., Danzō S.
Harry Potter: The Roleplaying Game by Renrag reviews
ABANDONED Harry Potter dies in the forest at the wand of Lord Voldemort, only to discover that it's all been a game. A video game. You've seen it before, now you'll see it from me. My first attempt at fanfiction, Rated M just in case.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,304 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 859 - Follows: 1,147 - Updated: 3/18/2014 - Published: 2/23/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
How to Win Friends, Influence People by sparrowette reviews
And Start Your Very Own Secret Ninja Organization. Three months into Naruto's training trip Jiraiya must leave him behind to go to check on a situation in Iwa, leaving Naruto to his own devices. Naruto thinks everything he did makes perfect sense, Kiri thinks he is a cult leader and Tsunade thinks she doesn't get paid enough to deal with this. 100 drabbles format.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 88,776 - Reviews: 1547 - Favs: 6,172 - Follows: 3,553 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Swarm by Beyogi reviews
Harry is fed up with watching memories about Voldemort in Dumbledores pensieve. Watching movies in holographic quality doesn't help him survive whatever the Dark Lord has planned next. Looking for help, Harry stumbles into the Room of Requirement, finding a mysterious book about summoning rituals... The Zerg are a mighty help indeed, but this help doesn't come cheap. Please R&R.
Crossover - Harry Potter & StarCraft - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 19 - Words: 92,621 - Reviews: 911 - Favs: 1,922 - Follows: 2,172 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Harry P., Overmind
Cause and Mass Effect by claihm solais reviews
Mass Effect is a great game. A fun game. But the fun and games stop when it all becomes real...when I find myself on the Citadel, with the terrible knowledge of what's coming. Can one person really make a difference? I'm sure as hell going to try, because the Reapers aren't taking over this galaxy on my watch.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 281,689 - Reviews: 1089 - Favs: 1,455 - Follows: 1,546 - Updated: 8/24/2013 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Shepard (F), Miranda L.
Harry Potter and the Turn of the Shrew by Suekeiichi Kaiton reviews
Harry is thrown thirty years into the past during the Horcrux Hunt and decides to enact sweeping changes with the help of the gorgeous Black Sisters. This is a dark comedy with some horror elements mixed in but WARNING: THIS FIC WILL CONTAIN GRAPHIC DEPICTIONS OF DEATH, GORE, AND ONE INSTANCE OF RAPE! R&R please!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 49,063 - Reviews: 508 - Favs: 1,820 - Follows: 2,085 - Updated: 8/8/2013 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Harry P., Bellatrix L., Andromeda T., Narcissa M.
Knowledge is Useful, But Power is Power by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Harry and Hermione are gifted a handwritten book at the beginning of Fourth Year. A book that reveals horrible truths about the world they live in. Prepare for a tougher Harry and a battle focused on the Ministry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 93,462 - Reviews: 1441 - Favs: 4,315 - Follows: 2,966 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Complete
A Spark of Genius by michaelsuave reviews
Xander Harris was never called a genius, but after a different choice of Halloween costumes he is hit with a 'spark' of mad genius, the abilities that go with it, and flung into a far different world. Come and enjoy the madness. GirlGenius vers costume. HIATUS
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Justice League - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 532,972 - Reviews: 2918 - Favs: 2,743 - Follows: 2,371 - Updated: 5/12/2013 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Xander H.
The Wizard on the Edge of Forever by rpnielsen reviews
During the fight at the Department of Mysteries, Harry gets taken on the ride of his life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 20 - Words: 97,800 - Reviews: 612 - Favs: 1,365 - Follows: 1,637 - Updated: 4/2/2013 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Harry P., OC
Cry Out, Curlew by Evil Is A Relative Term reviews
Helping others was her passion. It became a revolution. With the power of an open mind, Hermione Granger changed the wizarding world forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 43,383 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 688 - Updated: 3/8/2013 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Hermione G., Harry P.
Auburn and Gold by Aurelia Astralis reviews
A Chunin kunoichi from Konoha dies from elemental chakra poisoning during the Fourth Shinobi World War, only to be given a opportunity of a lifetime: the chance to change everything. Time Travel, AU, slow-paced, Tenten-centric. Chapter 14 up!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 37,975 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 600 - Follows: 640 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Tenten
Quality over Quantity by DarthMittens reviews
The seventh year boys at Hogwarts take a poll to determine who the most attractive girl in their year is. Hermione's a little bummed at where she finishes, but Harry, ever the hero, comes to her aid when he sees her distressed. One-Shot. Pure H/Hr Fluffiness.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,129 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 711 - Follows: 159 - Published: 10/25/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Brutal Harry by LordsFire reviews
Systematically abused and degraded children do not suddenly turn into well-adjusted members of society when removed from the abusive situation. Nor do they tend to be very trusting of others, or forgiving. Sequel up.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 100,387 - Reviews: 2758 - Favs: 9,110 - Follows: 4,243 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Cage of Blood and Circumstance by shadowsdeep reviews
You've been inserted into the body of someone in Konoha. Do you become a Ninja; killing others and likely dying, or run and live? An OC-insert into one of the worst possible people in the Narutoverse – Hyūga Hinata. AU. No bashing or serious relationships. INDEFINITE HIATUS.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 40,036 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 1,895 - Follows: 2,154 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Hinata H.
Her name was Noriko by KT-chan88 reviews
This is a jaded!Naruto time travel fic who tries to remain blasé against the wrath of Sasuke's vengeful descendents, being sent back in time to a female body, a cranky civilian doctor and a doting Kakashi-papa wannabe. A serious fic. Sorta.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,951 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 715 - Follows: 868 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
Only a Moron by swabloo reviews
and a nutcase to the suicidal degree would ever find the concept of being born into the Shinobi world as cool, or any variation thereof that somehow implies any possible positive connotation. Self-insert to a certain degree. Dark, AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,045 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 1,419 - Follows: 1,759 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 2/5/2009
Double Time Trouble by Skysaber reviews
Everything went horribly, massively wrong. So Hermione went through time to fix it, although that went arguably worse. So there was nothing left but to try again, and that time ran into errors nobody expected.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 75,672 - Reviews: 665 - Favs: 745 - Follows: 891 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Hermione G.
It's the shinobi life for us by Davros reviews
Naruto crossover A demon's last act of spite sends Ranma, Ryoga, and Mousse on a rather unexpected journey. Now they must adapt to an existence in a world foreign to them where their martial arts skills attract a rather dangerous sort of attention. Unfortunately, this story is now very, very dead.
Crossover - Ranma & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 163,837 - Reviews: 746 - Favs: 1,003 - Follows: 992 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Ranma
Halcyon Days by peanutbutter126 reviews
Naruto never asked to wake up in a world where everything he knew did not exist. He wants to go home - but is home the past from which he came from, or by the side of the girl he fell in love with? AU. Time-travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 81,650 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Point of No Return by niteryde reviews
Trunks was going back in time to warn the others about the androids, but instead ended up in a time when Vegeta was Frieza's most ruthless soldier... can he keep his power and identity a secret when he sees the brutality of his father's past?
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 188,088 - Reviews: 1577 - Favs: 1,554 - Follows: 647 - Updated: 10/24/2011 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Vegeta, M. Trunks - Complete
Dragon Age: Jack Effect by RahXephon reviews
Jack ended up in Ferelden after the suicide mission. Andraste, dragons or darkspawn, she didn't give an F-word. All she cared was getting her due and getting back to Citadel space, and she would not let anyone get in her way. If she had to subjugate this backwater world in order to get off this mudball, then she'd burn it all. Dragon Age/Mass Effect, indoctrination.
Crossover - Mass Effect & Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 98,885 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Jack, Leliana, Kolgrim, Andraste
Finding Parental Care by Melethril reviews
AU canon until preHBP ; sixth year: Sequel to "Loss of Parental Care"; Harry knows: "Sometimes life is good." Anyway, though not seeking trouble, trouble has a way finding him. DISCONTINUED
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 173,368 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 710 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Harry P., Severus S.
Time Braid by ShaperV reviews
Sakura thought she was a capable kunoichi until she died in the Chuunin Exam. Now she's stuck in a loop, dying again and again while she struggles to understand her strange predicament. How hard can it be to pass one stupid test? Sakura/Naruto/Hinata
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 203,939 - Reviews: 3606 - Favs: 6,803 - Follows: 3,428 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
He Can't See It by Brother Bludgeon reviews
Xander's good deed doesn't go unpunished, leaving him trapped in Sunnydale High way after hours. A chance meeting in the dark lets him see someone when no one else would. Response to a challenge by dogbertcarroll
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 39,668 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 4/26/2011 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Xander H.
The Lost Boy's Lost Love by Raede reviews
Ranma's out to sabotage Ryoga and Akane's budding romance, but the tables are turned when Ryoga starts warming up to Ranma's fictional fiance. Will he still want Akane, or has Ryoga truly found the love he's been missing? WIP.
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,920 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 4/14/2011 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Ryoga, Ranma
Stepping Stones take 2 by kaztsar reviews
Mistaken for a princess, and becoming a ninja by necessity, Ranma and his father look for a way home, but... is it already too late? This is a redo from the original.
Crossover - Ranma & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,558 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Ranma
On a Train, Switching Tracks by Mede reviews
First year: "Celebrities," Harry said. "Fame makes them mad. I take it the wizarding world doesn't really have them, then?" Draco and Ron exchanged glances. "No, not really." AU, assorted oneshots and snippets.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,534 - Reviews: 824 - Favs: 3,781 - Follows: 3,059 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Harry P., Ron W., Draco M., Neville L.
A Kunoichi in Konoha by Ozzallos reviews
Bereft of friendship and guidance, Naruto falls back on a familiar crutch, only to find salvation where he least expects it. Divergence, fem!Naru, read the forward notes!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,502 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 654 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Sailor Lord Naruto by Hentai Hater reviews
Naruto helps the Sailor Senshi, even if he thinks they are a bunch of weirdos.
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,312 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 424 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Ami M./Amy/Sailor Mercury, Naruto U.
Darkly Dreaming Harry by Lineape reviews
Five minutes pass before the neighbors decide to call triple nine; another ten before the fire-engine arrives. The Dursleys were dead long before that. Psychopath!Intelligent!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,801 - Reviews: 779 - Favs: 1,834 - Follows: 1,918 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Harry P.
Holding Destiny With Your Own Two Hands by Vtll reviews
“There is a scroll. It has a jutsu that can stop this from happening. You can go back in time. You can change all this.” The remnants of Konoha strive to change not only their history, but many other tragedies as well. MinaKushi but otherwise Genfic
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 191,101 - Reviews: 1813 - Favs: 3,352 - Follows: 3,104 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Naruto U.
Magical Girl Ranko vs Z Fighter Ryouga by Rowan Seven reviews
Desperate times call for desperate measures, and when Ryouga returns to Nerima with a Dragonball Z power-up Ranma resorts to drastic tactics to defeat his rival. Sequel to Ryouga vs. the Road Runner.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 123,294 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 6/16/2010 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Ranma, Ryoga - Complete
Just A Boy In A Ninja Mask by ZeroTheDestroyer reviews
Waking up in a Tokyo hounded by demons, aliens, and the Sailor Senshi, Naruto tries to live the life of a citizen. But when every enemy of the city wants his head, can he do that? By himself, with no allies or friends, he may not have an option.
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 52,059 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 653 - Follows: 579 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Mamoru C./Darien S./Tuxedo Kamen, Dark Naruto/Yami Naruto - Complete
Bushido: Way of the Warrior by Zhenzao reviews
They were never supposed to meet; Naruto, the lonely Jinchuriki of Konoha & Kisame of the Akatsuki & yet, a chance encounter between the two sets a phrophecy in motion. Only time will tell whether Naruto will be a saviour or a destroyer. -AU- Pls. R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 37,304 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 573 - Updated: 4/30/2010 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Naruto U., Kisame H.
The choices make up history by Hyssopus reviews
A time travel story based on the theory of what the tailed beasts are and where they get their chakra from.That and the question: if one person was exchanged with another, would history still play out the same? Naruto's soul is sent back in time.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 104,860 - Reviews: 699 - Favs: 1,766 - Follows: 1,761 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Naruto U.
Oops! by Smylingsnake reviews
There are times when "Oops!" is the last thing you want to hear. When you're in the middle of having a demon fox upgrade your body is one of them. A funny tale of consequences and accidental breakages.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 42,436 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 2,011 - Follows: 1,934 - Updated: 2/5/2010 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Naruto U.
Wraithspeaker by Krahae reviews
Death was the first real memory Harry had, thanks to the wizarding world. He would return the favor, one day, as was only proper. After all – their culture was simply too sick to survive. Vastly AU, pre-Yr.1 progressing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,537 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 1,170 - Follows: 1,329 - Updated: 1/30/2010 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Harry P.
Tobi Calls Australia! by Sarah1281 reviews
Mary Sue is very excited when she accidentally calls half of the Akatsuki to our world...until they kill her and decide to take over the world. How do they fare and what's happening back in the Narutoverse as a result?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,472 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Itachi U., Akatsuki - Complete
Terminator Humanity by Largo reviews
Skynet has had a problem for a while now. One that is not John Connor. A remote area of China is proving a deathzone for Terminators. It sends some T800's in to discover why its machines are being destroyed. Now, one unlucky 101 is about learn everything
Crossover - Ranma & Terminator - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,126 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 1/2/2010
Naruto and the Rocky Horror Picture Show by Crimson Siyrean reviews
Much to their own horror, the teens are forced to play out the roles in Rocky Horror in a tradition that's gone back generations, while the Jounin get to watch and call from the audiance, like what happened to them in there day. much crack within.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,983 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Adult Arts by ZeroTheDestroyer reviews
Through the windows of the Inuzuka Compound, six year old Uzumaki Naruto witnessed something he wasn't ready for. What exactly did he see? Better yet, what will he do now that he has seen it? Smart Naruto. On Hiatus.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 39,029 - Reviews: 690 - Favs: 1,783 - Follows: 1,920 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Naruto U., Tsume I.
Resistance Training by SeaCatSD reviews
Naruto's been lacking in certain aspects of his education, but when push comes to shove Tsunade knows just the kunoichi to fill in the gaps. NaruxAnko Mature Content/Slight crack/Slight AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,988 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 642 - Follows: 771 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Masked by Nightblade888 reviews
Naruto has a mask that he wears, not because his true self is weak or frightened, but because he has to fit in, if he can't...than his deepest secret will have to come to the light... Naruto in the theme of Dexter, rated for blood and themes
Crossover - Naruto & Dexter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,098 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 6/2/2009 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Naruto U.
The Redshirt Diaries by weebee reviews
Ranma enters the wrong line. Chaos ensues.
Crossover - StarTrek: Other & Ranma - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,631 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 5/8/2009 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Complete
Reality's Illusion by Shadow Rebirth reviews
[The dead do not walk, but the broken do not die, so where does that leave him?] When a blue eyed man with whisker-like scars and no memory shows up four years after the Yondaime's death, Sarutobi doesn't know what to think. [Time travel, no pairings.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,420 - Reviews: 547 - Favs: 1,764 - Follows: 2,070 - Updated: 4/29/2009 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Naruto U.
Tempered in Water by HitokiriOTD reviews
The difference of a second can mean life or death to a shinobi. How would Uzumaki Naruto's life change if such a difference had occurred? Above the red waves, Naruto's path is forever altered.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 159,466 - Reviews: 1694 - Favs: 3,680 - Follows: 3,431 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 10/4/2006 - Naruto U., Haku
Only Human by Alara Rogers reviews
Three years ago, Q lost his powers as shown in the episode Deja Q , only in this story, he never got them back. Contains suicide attempts, violence. Further content warnings for Part IV in author's note on Part IV.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 252,805 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 1/29/2001 - Q
Harry Potter and the Next Headmaster! by Project 0506 reviews
Harry doomed the Wizarding world to mayhem the day he introduced Gred and Forge Weasley to anime
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,459 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Cheaters Prosper by drakensis reviews
What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,178 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 5,998 - Follows: 1,763 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Adventures of Tuxboy! by BobCat reviews
Co-written with Slouthsoul! In this story, a man from our world must deal with the task of replacing one of the most ridiculed anime characters in history... Tuxedo Mask! In other words... a self insert fic with a twist!
Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 35,192 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 9/20/2008 - Published: 6/22/2008
Harry Potter, the ArchMagus by the DragonBard reviews
AU. After an incident with Dudley and his gang, Harry discovers his magical abilities. However, there is no one to teach him how to wield his magic. So, with only fantasy books to guide him, Harry must forge himself into the wizard he is meant to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 38,443 - Reviews: 1728 - Favs: 3,867 - Follows: 4,571 - Updated: 9/13/2008 - Published: 11/7/2005 - Harry P.
The Union by lunakatrina reviews
Harry learns the terrible secret of being a wizard... and is totally confused about Voldemort. But he knows one thing: Voldemort sadistically killed his parents. ...Or did he? Gen, crack, is strangely relevent to actual politics...maybe, AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 94 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Harry P.
Suiren by Eimii reviews
In the midst of the Chuunin Exam, Sakura recalls the promise she made to herself and comes to a realization about her own ninja way... Updates: Side story, 'Affinity' added! Note to new readers: See continuity warning on Chapter 23...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 153,361 - Reviews: 730 - Favs: 883 - Follows: 700 - Updated: 8/12/2008 - Published: 7/17/2003 - Sakura H., Anko M.
Familiar Conversations by Shezza reviews
ONE SHOT: Harry must do a bit of fast-talking to Ron explaining just why he was in Rose Weasley's room with no pants on. Submitted as part of the DLP Thank God You're Here challenge. Limit: 1800 words. Time: 60 minutes
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,670 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 725 - Follows: 199 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Harry P.
Nymph by SilverShine reviews
To her it is as natural as breathing. She wouldn't know how to keep men from adoring her, even if she tried. KakaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 21,412 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 1,220 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 6/16/2008 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Entwined Symphony by Tama Saga reviews
The clues are all there, the red hair, the spitfire tomboyish personality, acceptance of Naruto's name...Naruto's mother is Uzumaki Kushina! Poooo! You suck! Get off the stage loser! Gaah! Ranma 0.5 x Naruto Xover.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,532 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 6/1/2008 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Ranma
Harry's Pets by Shadows In The Sun reviews
Adopted by wolfydies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,174 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 2,022 - Follows: 1,849 - Updated: 5/20/2008 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Marauders’ Horcrux by The Santi reviews
On the eve of their graduation from Hogwarts, a drunk James Potter, Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, and Peter Pettigrew took drastic steps to protect the tradition of pranking at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,964 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 190 - Published: 4/26/2008 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
The Essences Of Life by Heimchen reviews
The fate of General Grievous could have been so different if only he'd learned the truth behind his extreme makeover. In this version of his career, spanning the events of the Clone Wars and ROTS, he does.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 137,197 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 3/8/2008 - Published: 6/6/2005 - General Grievous, Count Dooku
Oswald the Ottoman by lunakatrina reviews
Voldemort never saw this coming! Harry aquires an ottoman...AU, ignores DH and most of HBP for it's own sanity
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,941 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 1,447 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Redemption and Retribution by Loki Nishizaki reviews
Naruto and his quest for acknowledgment take a different read: horrifying turn. In the end, Scarhead, Weaselmask, the masked pervert, the nice lady and the crazy lady all band together to 'improve' his life. Friendship has never been so twisted.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,271 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 2/16/2008 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Naruto U.
Death, In Glory by Apocalypso-33 reviews
Crossover with 300: The Movie. AU Time is a fragile dimension, and mixing magic with it has severe repercussions more often than not. What does the future hold for Harry, raised in ancient Sparta, then thrust back into the Future? Eventual Honks
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 25,073 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 1,024 - Follows: 1,325 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Ryouga vs the Road Runner by Rowan Seven reviews
The title explains itself.
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,178 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 67 - Published: 10/19/2007 - Ryoga - Complete
A Calculated Legacy by drakensis reviews
When the Sound are destroyed, Tsunade lies dead. Who will be the Rokudaime Hokage?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,128 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 134 - Published: 6/13/2007 - Koharu U., Homura M. - Complete
And a little fish named Bo by Hikari Hrair-rah reviews
Slight AU. What difference would a mistake make? A different assumption on the Kyuubi's sealing sends Naruto spiraling towards a completely different future...but some things may never change. No pairings as of yet. ON HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,593 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 3/8/2007 - Published: 4/5/2006 - Naruto U.
So Sue Me by lunakatrina reviews
My take on Harry's first year starting with him getting his letters. Add a lot of sarcasm, stir, and serve cold.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,383 - Reviews: 2377 - Favs: 4,531 - Follows: 3,837 - Updated: 1/5/2007 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Harry P.
Kiss and Yell by Narf-for-the-Garthoc reviews
In which everyone finds out more about the Sexy no Jutsu than they EVER wanted to know and Naruto and Ino realize that violence is the spice of life. NaruIno
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,824 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 1,477 - Follows: 391 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Ambush Gone Wrong by Shezza reviews
Semirhage's ambush went totally wrong, and a crossstream of balefire has had unseen consequences. Rand and Lews Therin are thrown back in the Wheel of Time, back to the fateful Winternight. With the power of foresight, Rand has a chance to do it all again
Wheel of Time - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,108 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 3/5/2006 - Published: 2/11/2006
The Cursed Logbook: Kurt kun In Konoha by Shadow Crystal Mage reviews
A weird book, a little multiversal travel, a broken rule, and Haruno Sakura in bed. Get ready to be weirded out.The writer somehow got sent into Sakura's body by a cursed book. Now, he has to drive and she back seat drives. Chp6 up!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 43,766 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 2/18/2006 - Published: 7/20/2005 - Sakura H.
Alpha by The Professional reviews
After creating the T1000, SkyNet began to fear the possibility of their creation achieving sentience, hence the TX. However, in order to create the TX, SkyNet had to first create the IU16 Infiltration Unit. This is the story of the first, and last, IU16.
Terminator - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,455 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/10/2006
Half Blessing, Half Curse by TD Master reviews
Ranma 12 BtVS crossover, Xander is sold to the Chinese mob by his father in between season 1 and 2 of Buffy.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 299,012 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 1/4/2006 - Published: 7/31/2004 - Xander H., Buffy S. - Complete
Physical Education by Adrian Tullberg reviews
New P.E. Teacher arrives. A short crossover.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 9/13/2005 - Published: 8/29/2005
Hidden by eQuasarus reviews
[AU] Harry, once scared and abused, now lives in the Forbidden Forest where he has adapted to life. The wizards want him back, but Harry wants to be a wolf of the forest. [WiP] 'Addictive' - HermioneGreen [Reader]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 118,106 - Reviews: 760 - Favs: 971 - Follows: 726 - Updated: 8/7/2005 - Published: 11/20/2003 - Harry P.
Narcotic Effects by Mehetabelo reviews
After the final battle Harry can find solace in nothing and believes himself to be a failure because of the loss of his friends. A certain manipulative, platinum haired woman decides to yank him out of the downward spiral that is his life. HarryNarcissa.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,337 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 1,382 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 11/25/2004 - Published: 11/8/2004 - Harry P., Narcissa M. - Complete
To Be A Hunter by Night Hunter MGS reviews
Ch.1- Ryouga Hibiki, the Lost Boy, has been aducted by aliens! But these aren't just any aliens, they're the Predators, proud warriors and hunters, and they want to teach Ryouga their ways. This is the fic for all of you Ryouga fans!
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,997 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/21/2004
Behind the Scenes — Behind the Seal by XD reviews
Since both the sealer and the sealed are trapped in eternal limbo together, there must be something more to Naruto's being than we're being let into. D'oh?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,662 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 6/11/2004 - Published: 3/23/2004 - Minato N., Kyuubi/Kurama
From the Abyss by Ruskbyte reviews
Three years ago he was wrongfully sent to Azkaban. Now something has happened. Something that has placed the power of a god into the hands of a man that's half insane. A man who wants revenge. The question now is; who's Harry going to kill first?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,870 - Reviews: 998 - Favs: 1,175 - Follows: 1,085 - Updated: 11/26/2003 - Published: 12/6/2002 - Harry P.
Precious Blue by DarkStrider reviews
When you wish upon a star, makes no difference who you are! When you wish upon a star, your dreams come true...new angle on an SI, I hope
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,895 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/5/2002
Fulcrum by DarkStrider reviews
When a nine year-old Ranma is sent into another dimention by a greatful monster, how will our pre-teen cope with a world of magic, monsters and hardship? Answer? BE THE BEST!
Crossover - Ranma & Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,287 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/17/2002 - Ranma